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Help me, fellow robots 2017-01-23 11:22:33 Post No.34357629
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Help me, fellow robots Anonymous 2017-01-23 11:22:33 Post No. 34357629 [Report] [View this topic]

A qt3.14 i know from primary school just emailed me and asked how i am and what's going on. She got the E-Mail adress by looking up the company i work for on jewgle. We used to play PS2 games almost every afternoon together when we were young until 5th grade, when I for some reason moved schools (and town later on).

What's going on here, robots? Last time I saw her it was around 6 years ago. Am I getting bamboozled?

She's a weeb (not fat) btw. Also sorry for formatting, am mobile.

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Anonymous 2017-01-23 11:26:33 Post No.34357670
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>>34357629
where you from, sounds like my story

Anonymous 2017-01-23 11:28:49 Post No.34357698
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>>34357629
whats her current situation.....?
single mom looking for a beta provider.

or maybe she has genuine interest in you.

give us more details anon

Anonymous 2017-01-23 11:29:28 Post No.34357705
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>>34357670
switzerland aka cheesecountry

Anonymous
2017-01-23 11:17:48 Post No.34357579
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Anonymous 2017-01-23 11:17:48 Post No. 34357579 [Report] [View this topic]

ITT: instagram stacies

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Anonymous 2017-01-23 11:20:16 Post No.34357600
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>>34357579
When did hiking become the #1 hobby for girls?

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>>34357600
when they realized video games require you to actually play them

Anonymous 2017-01-23 11:35:12 Post No.34357776
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>>34357600
Great excuse to take selfies of the scenery in yoga pants or short shorts and a small top or sports bra.

Anonymous
2017-01-23 11:04:56 Post No.34357453
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Anonymous 2017-01-23 11:04:56 Post No. 34357453 [Report] [View this topic]

Are femanons satisfied if they can make a guy feel miserable and drive him into suicide?

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Anonymous 2017-01-23 11:05:47 Post No.34357459
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>>34357453
No, whoever you're dating is just fucked in the head.

t. would shower robot bf in love

Anonymous 2017-01-23 11:07:02 Post No.34357473
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>>34357453
fuck no

wtf dude.

Anonymous 2017-01-23 11:07:05 Post No.34357475
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>>34357459
>t. would shower robot bf in love
no you wouldn't

you'd get frustrated and bored

Anonymous
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Anonymous 2017-01-23 11:04:03 Post No. 34357442 [Report] [View this topic]

Does anyone want to travel the world with me yet? Looking for a group of atleast 3 people and at max 5 people. It will be about a 9 month to 1year long trip.

Requirements

>must be younger than 30
>must be older than 22
>need 20k saved up
>be loyal to the group and we stick together through the whole journey
>females are welcome but can't be fat
>no chads

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Anonymous 2017-01-23 11:22:57 Post No.34357633
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>tfw I often daydream about owning a sailboat and recruiting a few robots here, teaching them ropes for a few days and then finally setting sail to sparcely inhabited lands to escape the normalfags and their society

Anonymous 2017-01-23 11:23:48 Post No.34357641
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Anonymous 2017-01-23 11:23:48 Post No.34357641 [Report]

>have 20k saved up
>4chan user

goodluck man kek

Anonymous 2017-01-23 11:24:37 Post No.34357646
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>>34357633
>boat tips and we all drown and it's all your fault

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Chestlets out 2017-01-23 11:01:57 Post No.34357416
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Chestlets out Anonymous 2017-01-23 11:01:57 Post No. 34357416 [Report] [View this topic]

Daily reminder if you're below a D cup and/or your strap starts with a 3 then you are an overweight chestlet and need to remove yourself from the gene pool

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Anonymous 2017-01-23 11:04:48 Post No.34357450
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Flat chested females are not real women. There is no way any male is going to trust a chestlet with his seed.

Anonymous 2017-01-23 11:05:53 Post No.34357461
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>>34357416
>your strap starts with a 3

Wow, this is new. I didnt think robots could come up with something this originally hurtful. Good work, you clearly do have some knowledge of how bras work.

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>>34357416
>>34357450
>they don't want to get pegged by a flat chested feminist qt

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Anonymous 2017-01-23 10:56:21 Post No. 34357359 [Report] [View this topic]

>walk into daughter's room
>she's crouched over her laptop with a hairbrush in her pussy
How do you react, /r9k/?

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Anonymous 2017-01-23 10:59:09 Post No.34357385
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Anonymous 2017-01-23 10:59:09 Post No.34357385 [Report]

Walk the fuck away.

Later, sit down, say "Look, you're at an age where you might want to masturbate. Thats a fucking normal thing. Just don't improvise sex toys, as that can lead to infection- do you want me to buy you a dildo?"

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Anonymous 2017-01-23 11:02:34 Post No.34357425
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>>34357359
Laugh the loudest I've laughed and leave the room holding my sides

Anonymous 2017-01-23 11:04:45 Post No.34357449
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>>34357359
First thing's first, how old is this daughter of mine?

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2017-01-23 10:56:06 Post No.34357356
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Anonymous 2017-01-23 10:56:06 Post No. 34357356 [Report] [View this topic]

GRRRRRRRFFFFFFFPRRRRRTTPRPFPFPRFPRPFPRPRPRPRP

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Anonymous 2017-01-23 10:57:41 Post No.34357372
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>>34357356
RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFDFFFEFEFRHFKSBRIVBSBDJWKF DLSLWPWJFBCJWBFUSBEIANROENFIMEME

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brappp hehehe

ppoopie

Anonymous 2017-01-23 12:59:27 Post No.34358750
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JDOWHV DJAUA IDISBD DUDIS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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2017-01-23 10:48:32 Post No.34357268
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Anonymous 2017-01-23 10:48:32 Post No. 34357268 [Report] [View this topic]

What is the actual emotion she's actually trying to convey here brobots?

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Anonymous 2017-01-23 10:51:08 Post No.34357298
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Anonymous 2017-01-23 10:51:08 Post No.34357298 [Report]

submission and loyalty

oregairu

Anonymous 2017-01-23 10:52:36 Post No.34357312
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Anonymous 2017-01-23 10:52:36 Post No.34357312 [Report]

>>34357268
Surprise at his size

Anonymous 2017-01-23 10:52:44 Post No.34357314
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Anonymous 2017-01-23 10:52:44 Post No.34357314 [Report]

>>34357268

Surprise for the 17th largest cock she's seen/had in her shitter that day.

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2017-01-23 10:45:47 Post No.34357237
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Anonymous 2017-01-23 10:45:47 Post No. 34357237 [Report] [View this topic]

>be me anon
>want to build relationship with family friend
>invite him out to steak dinner my shout
>he's literally iritated the whole time by my presence
>he starts yelling at me in front of the whole restaurant
>says he could forgive all my bs if I wasn't such a bore

Hold me anons

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Anonymous 2017-01-23 12:28:27 Post No.34358409
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>>34357237
Next time you see him let him know that he's a cunt and a child. Publicly embarrassing you like that is fucking unforgivable

Anonymous 2017-01-23 12:30:40 Post No.34358437
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Anonymous 2017-01-23 12:30:40 Post No.34358437 [Report]

Family guy
Are you 16? Fuck off child

Anonymous 2017-01-23 12:32:11 Post No.34358458
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>>34358437
You recognised it as family guy though, checkmate

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Pick Your Own ???? 2017-01-23 10:32:23 Post No.34357097
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Pick Your Own ???? Anonymous 2017-01-23 10:32:23 Post No. 34357097 [Report] [View this topic]

One of these threads

Could sworn there was a board for these but I've seen em here as well

What are they called again?
>Pick your own ?????

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Anonymous 2017-01-23 10:35:17 Post No.34357129
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Adepta Sororitas

>she won't fuck you

can't say no when you're dead.

Anonymous 2017-01-23 10:36:44 Post No.34357142
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>>34357097
>tfw will never be the emperor's head concubine

Anonymous 2017-01-23 10:41:28 Post No.34357189
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>>34357097
Space Marine is by far the best.
Guardsman and Tau a distant second and third.

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/britfeel/ 2017-01-23 10:30:55 Post No.34357080
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/britfeel/ Anonymous 2017-01-23 10:30:55 Post No. 34357080 [Report] [View this topic]

fuck being a wageslave

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Anonymous 2017-01-23 10:36:04 Post No.34357134
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>>34357080

I am a wageslave, but a part time one Wednesday-Friday

Anonymous 2017-01-23 10:38:43 Post No.34357162
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Anonymous 2017-01-23 10:38:43 Post No.34357162 [Report]

Day one of Operation: Smoke weed everyday

Feel stoned and comfy but just kinda want to go back to sleep. Do you eventually stop getting tired from weed?

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Good morning /britfeel/.

ACROSS
2. Ferris Bueller's _______ (3,3)
6. Russian musical duo, 'All the Things She Said' (4)
7. Internet slang acronym expressing apathy (3)
8. Young woman, a virgin in old-fashioned language (6)
10. Surgical fat removal procedure (11)
14. Patron saint of travelers, supposedly carried Jesus across a river (11)
18. Lumberjack's warning shout (6)
20. Jamaican music style, forerunner of reggae (3)
21. Battlecry of the robot (4)
22. Literal meaning of a name shared by Jules Verne's captain and a lost fish (6)

DOWN

1. Type of curry cooked quickly in vegetable oil (5)
2. Disney's flying pachyderm (5)
3. Acronym for a renowned British reference book (3)
4. Language of Scandinavia (7)
5. A _______ Darkly, Philip K. Dick novel (7)
9. Hospital unit for those requiring concentrated care.
10. Sugar found in milk (7)
11. Christian denomination associated with self-denial and abstinence (7)
12. Mayday (3)
13. Seung-Hui ___, Virginia Tech shooter (3)
15. A running debt, especially at a bar (3)
16. Pear cider (5)
17. Keen (5.)
19. An unruly crowd (3)

Anonymous
2017-01-23 10:26:35 Post No.34357024
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Anonymous 2017-01-23 10:26:35 Post No. 34357024 [Report] [View this topic]

>dad used a condom
>mom used birth control
>i was born 9 months later

>take 2x lethal dose of vicodin
>dont die

>drink rat poison
>dont die

i have nothing to live for but apparently im needed for something

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Anonymous 2017-01-23 10:28:05 Post No.34357049
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>>34357024
I believe in you anon. Go change the world.

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>>34357024
Looks like you're immortal anon

Anonymous 2017-01-23 10:38:42 Post No.34357161
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>>34357049
ill see what i can do tomorrow perhaps

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Anonymous 2017-01-23 10:24:44 Post No. 34357004 [Report] [View this topic]

i would like to announce that today im ending the tfw no gf depresion season
now the void in me will get filled by WoW, c'est la vie

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Anonymous 2017-01-23 10:26:23 Post No.34357022
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Anonymous 2017-01-23 10:26:23 Post No.34357022 [Report]

You already missed the Legion party mate, it's over.

Anonymous 2017-01-23 12:48:49 Post No.34358630
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Anonymous 2017-01-23 12:48:49 Post No.34358630 [Report]

lol he wants to play Legion aka get bored in a month the expansion

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>>34357004
you can't start legion late, you will be forever behind in power compared to everyone else due to artefact power

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Anonymous 2017-01-23 10:22:08 Post No. 34356977 [Report] [View this topic]

I thought fembots were supposed to be nice

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Anonymous 2017-01-23 10:23:17 Post No.34356988
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>>34356977
>virgin
>addicted to sex

choose one roastie

Anonymous 2017-01-23 10:23:19 Post No.34356989
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Anonymous 2017-01-23 10:23:19 Post No.34356989 [Report]

She's not wrong. There's a lot more to life than sex, man.

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Anonymous 2017-01-23 10:24:25 Post No.34357000 [Report]

holy shit hahaha, i'm the femanon you just talked to. you made a thread about me? i'm flattered lmao

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Anonymous 2017-01-23 10:21:11 Post No. 34356957 [Report] [View this topic]

I lost my virginity today robots.

And you know what I felt? Nothing. Absolutely fucking nothing. I just orgasmed, the exact same way I do when I fap, then I went straight back to hating myself.

What is wrong with me?

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Anonymous 2017-01-23 10:22:56 Post No.34356982
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Anonymous 2017-01-23 10:22:56 Post No.34356982 [Report]

How old are you?

Was she fat?

Was it a sex worker?

Anonymous 2017-01-23 10:23:13 Post No.34356986
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Anonymous 2017-01-23 10:23:13 Post No.34356986 [Report]

nothing friend, you have just realised what everyone else whose had sex realises. Its literally not that special

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Anonymous 2017-01-23 10:30:07 Post No.34357068 [Report]

>>34356957
You need to have it more often before you truly get it. Sex gets better with experience. Especially if you're really into the girl.

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