Pick Your Own ????

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Adepta Sororitas

>she won't fuck you

can't say no when you're dead.

>>34357097
>tfw will never be the emperor's head concubine

>>34357097
Space Marine is by far the best.
Guardsman and Tau a distant second and third.

All I want is to live in a perfect communist Tau utopia.

>>34357097
tyranid

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>>34357097
its called choose your own adventure

>>34357097
Khornate Berserker no doubt.

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>>34357236
part 2

original comment

>>34357260
I like the idea of him removing his helmet and casually telling me the secrets of the universe

>>34357189
Agree with anon here

>>34357097
Definitely the noise Marine for the hard drugs, cool body mods, and great music.

>>34357236
>>34357285
where are people getting these images from? they loo cool as fuck

>>34357097
The Commissar, easy

>>34357476
The Tg board has a cyoa General

The Necron, I guess

>>34357097
The Emperor, duh. He loves me.

Necron is best choice.

>>34357097
The emperor is a choice you simoly can't lose at - even if you're a guy because it says "best friend" and the love doesn't have to be sexual - My personal choice would be the Tyranid - eating all of humanity except me sounds good. - low downsides if you're a loner.
Third choice would be the Khomate Bezerker, for the reason that this life pisses me off anyway, and having the secrets of the universe would be great.

I'm sure there's other choices but those are my picks.

Commissar is the obvious choice. Why would I not listen to someone I know can give me happiness, success and power? If I was given that type of insurance I would do anything

>>34357097
Tyranid or Techpriest
Probably Techpriest
Tyranid is a big commitment, I'm not ready for it.

>>34357097
That's easy, accept Emperror into your heart and then you have protection of astartes, imperials and have a chance to shag adepta sororita.

Win-win

>>34357725

This. Why bother picking anybody else when you can befriend the Commissar and succed at everything you do because of his advice?

>>34358493

Imagine he tells you to kill your family or some shit? Maybe it would make you more successful and, hell, even happy. But what if you aren't ready for that shit and then he kills you over it?

>>34358392
I also like the noise marine a lot
I'm not sure if I would want it to be my best friend, but it would be cool for it to be my friend at all

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Son of Nurgle ofcourse

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I have three of these but the first one is the best one

>>34357236
>Background
Mind over matter
>Hardware
Enhanced Senses
Armored Systems
Armored Skin

>Wetware
Endocrine Control
Sensorium Override
Mnemonic Augmentation
Muse
Multitasking
Linguistic Augmentation
ICE Breakers

>Nanoware
Oracles
Self-Repair
Lazarus Protocol

>Skills
Technology 4
Infiltration 1

>Ally
Synthetic

>Enemy
Console Cowboy

>Complications
Junkie
Modified Behavior

>>34357285
>Home
Baghdad Research Institute
>Neutral
Maelstrom City
>Adversary
Chiba City Streets

>Antagonist
Ascension Core

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>>34358970
Part 2, original comment la la rattle rattle

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>>34358985
Part 3 original comment doot doot

>>34358970
ghost top hat magnetic bones time travel museum skullkill errytime

>>34357097
Sorori-
>won't fuck you
Well shit

I won't ever get the Guardsmans respect and the Techpriest will probably rape me so I guess Tau.

>>34358985
Junior
Dr. Bones
Killroy

Disguise Kit

Lapsed Rapist

>>34358991
Outer Space

Magical Story Book
Bag of Rohypnol

Werner Herzog

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>>34357097
Tech Priest 100%

>Sent into realistic VR with my waifu from his gadgets
>Molests me with his tentacles while I'm in bed with my waifu

Fair trade desu.