>walk into daughter's room >she's crouched over

Walk the fuck away.

Later, sit down, say "Look, you're at an age where you might want to masturbate. Thats a fucking normal thing. Just don't improvise sex toys, as that can lead to infection- do you want me to buy you a dildo?"

/thread

>>34357359
Laugh the loudest I've laughed and leave the room holding my sides

>>34357359
First thing's first, how old is this daughter of mine?

>>34357449
10 and she's on a webcam site.

>>34357457
Well, obviously a bare bottom spanking is in order.

>>34357552
You're gonna spank your daughter while her lowers are covered in pussy juice?

>>34357359
>walking in on a mastrubtaing daughter when you can enjoy the view from a camera you installed beforehand for such cases

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Rape her as punishment for being a slut

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>>34357385
Buy a dildo so she can burst her hymen and become a degenerate slut

You are what's wrong with society

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>>34357570
Of course not, what kind of father do you think I am? No, first I'd wipe it off.

>>34357385
Dont do this
This is fucking wierd

>>34357385
what the fuck dude, whats wrong with you

>>34357385
This was perfectly fine up until "Do you want me to buy you a dildo".

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>>34357385
I %100 agree with this. Maybe not as directly harsh as that but would explain and help her pick out something she would enjoy and buy it...then show her how to use it hehe

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>>34357385
>Look, you're at an age where you might want to masturbate. Thats a fucking normal thing. Just don't improvise sex toys, as that can lead to infection- do you want me to buy you a dildo?

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>>34357385
>"do you want me to buy you a dildo?"

>>34357385
>eat the eggs in the form of an original comment

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>>34358567
yeah tell that skank to get a fuckin job

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Hey can i borrow that when you're done?

>That's not how you brush your pubes

>>34357610
black people are the future

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>>34357385
>do you want me to buy you a dildo

What the fuck

>>34357385
Topkek
Hope to shit you don't think that last part is at all ok to say

>>34357385
Holy shit it was good up until the end
>You do have to eat this

>>34357359
Whatever. Why do men feel the need to control our daughters' sexualities anyway?