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I lost my virginity today robots. And you know what I felt?

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I lost my virginity today robots.

And you know what I felt? Nothing. Absolutely fucking nothing. I just orgasmed, the exact same way I do when I fap, then I went straight back to hating myself.

What is wrong with me?
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How old are you?

Was she fat?

Was it a sex worker?
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nothing friend, you have just realised what everyone else whose had sex realises. Its literally not that special
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>>34356957
You need to have it more often before you truly get it. Sex gets better with experience. Especially if you're really into the girl.
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>>34356986
Then why do people have sex more than once?
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>>34356957
Give it a week or two, you'll start to feel like a man and people will sense it on you.
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>>34357414
Why do people eat out at an expensive restaurant more than once? Why do people go to a concert more than once? Why do people do things they enjoy more than once?
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>>34357431
t. A memer
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>>34357489
Why put the effort in sex if it isn't any better than masturbation?
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>tfw I can blame it on not having a foreskin
Sucks for you
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>>34357503
You need to have better sex, really. It's a lot of work if you're the one on top but the more you practice, the easier it gets to cum while focusing on someone else simultaneously. The first time always sucks ass, unless you're extremely lucky.
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>>34357503
People enjoy the intimacy and sex does feel better than masturbation, but it's not the magic fix that people like >>34357431 think it is.
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>>34356957
After my one night stand realised it's lame as fuck compared to fappin. Making love to someone you have genuine feelings for however is something I'd like to expierence someday. Other than that I'd rather just fap for the rest of my life to be honest
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>>34357503
the pleasure comes from the emotional connection and intimacy, the sex is just an extension of that. Thats why having sex with a hooker who don't know or care about doesn't feel that great
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>>34357529
>tfw phimosis
I fucking wish I didnt have a foreskin
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>>34358171
fucking kek

buy some cream
https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00AN5WWJ4/ref=as_li_qf_sp_asin_il_tl?ie=UTF8&tag=marketorder-20&camp=1789&creative=9325&linkCode=as2&creativeASIN=B00AN5WWJ4&linkId=a6a85bac82455312ea3592df45459e2d

and a stretcher
https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B013FW6BJS/ref=as_li_qf_sp_asin_il_tl?ie=UTF8&tag=marketorder-20&camp=1789&creative=9325&linkCode=as2&creativeASIN=B013FW6BJS&linkId=937f89b5f6e92290147d946fcec38b64

and have 2 months of dedication

trust me, its worth it
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