/britfeel/

>>34357080

I am a wageslave, but a part time one Wednesday-Friday

Day one of Operation: Smoke weed everyday

Feel stoned and comfy but just kinda want to go back to sleep. Do you eventually stop getting tired from weed?

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Good morning /britfeel/.

ACROSS
2. Ferris Bueller's _______ (3,3)
6. Russian musical duo, 'All the Things She Said' (4)
7. Internet slang acronym expressing apathy (3)
8. Young woman, a virgin in old-fashioned language (6)
10. Surgical fat removal procedure (11)
14. Patron saint of travelers, supposedly carried Jesus across a river (11)
18. Lumberjack's warning shout (6)
20. Jamaican music style, forerunner of reggae (3)
21. Battlecry of the robot (4)
22. Literal meaning of a name shared by Jules Verne's captain and a lost fish (6)


DOWN

1. Type of curry cooked quickly in vegetable oil (5)
2. Disney's flying pachyderm (5)
3. Acronym for a renowned British reference book (3)
4. Language of Scandinavia (7)
5. A _______ Darkly, Philip K. Dick novel (7)
9. Hospital unit for those requiring concentrated care.
10. Sugar found in milk (7)
11. Christian denomination associated with self-denial and abstinence (7)
12. Mayday (3)
13. Seung-Hui ___, Virginia Tech shooter (3)
15. A running debt, especially at a bar (3)
16. Pear cider (5)
17. Keen (5.)
19. An unruly crowd (3)

I work from home doing something I don't hate too much. Quite well paid too.

I set my own schedule. Took my time getting out of bed, took the time to make a decent hot breakfast, and I'm going to start working in 20 minutes.

Can't complain lads. Fucking beats hauling my exhausted arse out of bed at 7am to cram myself onto a packed tube to go into a stressful environment all day.

>>34357162
You have to smoke sativa stains man. They won't send you to sleep (unless you're tired anyway)

>>34357168

7. Across : Tatu

4 down: Swedish

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l want to go back in time

>>34357188
Smoking amnesia haze. I havent smoked weed properly in years so I just need to get used to it I guess.

>>34357193

I meant 6 across, tatu

>>34357173
What job and how you get it?

>>34357168

2. Day off
7. Meh
8. Maiden
18. TIMBER

>>34357203
Yeah it doesn't get much more sativa than that. You must be right about the tolerance.
>>34357220
Trust me Anon you wouldn't like the process involved. I worked in an office for six years first, doing extremely long hours and being a sociable normie before I had enough career and social capital to convince them to let me work at home.

Got an interview today for a "market research interviewer" job? Any advice or know what the job entails?

It's basically a minimum wage call centre job but it's not selling or having or target-oriented in a way to make people buy shit, which is hard.

Hope to god I get it..... need an easy job t.b.h my last job was so stressful was losing my hair

>>34357168

9 down ICU
5 down scanner

>>34357168

10 down

Lactose

>>34357251
Are you in Glasgow by any chance? I used to work for a company that did that. You basically phone people up and ask them questions from a list, any monkey could do it. They do prefer to hire "well spoken" people though. As in posh (posh for glasgow, that is)

>>34357162
How much weed should you smoke when it's your first time?

>>34357168

15. down - tab
13. down - min
11. down - Puritan

10. across - Liposuction

I love a morning crossword that incorporates things that regular feelers will know.

>>34357299
I'm not sure what a good starting ratio would be. 4:1 baccy to weed maybe?

>>34357267
Nah, London. I have a standard monotone (which I see as an issue) accent but can enunciate / be eloquent if necessary. As for speaking posher, yeah that's not me at all so I couldn't keep it up even if I tried.

I remember my first call centre job, the lady on the other end was laughing so hard, said I sounded so fake like the guy off fonejacker. She was so right... my voice was fluctuating all over the place, but the alternative is my usual dreary voice.

The supervisors advice was literally "bee yourself". christ almighty

>>34357195
>Evolution of dance
>White people humor

>>34357299
Depends on what method you're using to smoke it. If it's a bong or a pipe then just a little pinch between your thumb and forefinger is alright. If it's a joint then you'll need a bit more, say 3-4 pinches.

>>34357251
>call centre
>market research

Sounds like you'll be spending all day every day cold-calling people to try and get them to answer a questionnaire. Sounds like a living hell tbqh lad, surely you can do better than that

>>34357318
Sounds like that was good advice considering you were putting on a crazy voice/accent.
>>34357329
I wouldn't want to do it for the rest of my life, but when I was a student call center jobs were much comfier than working in McDonalds or a supermarket.

>>34357329

Like what, lad? I'm quite ignorant on jobly matters... I'll do literally anything as long I don't have to face customers or standing around all day in retail like a nonce.

I only started applying for this job because I won't get bullied on the phone, like my last one (charity).... people get royally pissed off when you ask them for money, believe me.

>>34357168

21. Across - Reee
12. Down - SOS

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>>34357267
>Deep weegie voice
>Noone will ever understand me in online games

>>34357168
14 across
christopher
15 down
tab
19 down
mob
16 down
perry
17 down
eager

>>34357404
I've been living outside of Glasgow for years and people now say I don't have an accent at all. Even Americans understand me now - for the most part.

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>Back to wageslavery tomorrow
>Literally did absolutely nothing productive in the last 2 months

I really should be executed. I add no value to this world.

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Just got back from my blood test lads, results on Friday.

The nurse gave me a kiss and a sticker for being a big boy!

>>34357404
I know whit ye mean man

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0HEUQNOFyve

>>34357430
Pretty impressive desu, it's a bloody hard accent to shake.

>>34357162
i started the same operation 8 years ago, i've smoked it since i was like 14-15 but had some breaks
amnesia haze is god tier weed if it's grown right lad, i'm just waiting on an oz of it, got oz of ak47 to keep me occupied for now

>>34357456

I always thought Limmy was exaggerating that accent. I hope you enjoy springburn tech though.

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>>34357446
>go for an injection
>get a sticker saying "I didn't cry"
>mfw I actually did cry

>>34357474
I was crazy into it at 15-16. Drifted away and got into the harder stuff and drinking. Waking and baking for the first time in over ten years sure did feel nice this morning.

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it's waifu time me thinks

>>34357446
You getting tested for HIV?

>>34357465
I remember when I first went down to London. When I was drunk no one could understand me at all.

Slowly fades away though, and then when I left the UK entirely that was it done. People in continental Europe routinely mistake me for an American now.

>>34357496
snaaaaaaaakeee SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE

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>>34357478

>Go for an injection
>Want to get a sticker saying "I didn't cry"
>Get a lethal dose of morphine instead

>>34357505

Is that from speaking English with Europeans? They all sound so American when they speak English.

>>34357404
>>34357430
>>34357456

I used to admire/like thick Scottish accents but ever since SNP, the referendum and general paki-loving cuckishness of Scots, the accent just infuriates me now. I watch a lot of right-wing shit and there's no Scot with a rational mind aside from Limmy but he's a satirical act so doesn't really count.

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>>34357501
Testosterone and chemical imbalances.
My life is a cosmic joke so wouldn't surprise me if everything comes back with the worst possible results.

>>34357490
>Drifted away and got into the harder stuff and drinking.
i know that feeling lad, just weed and beer for me nowadays though, nowt too hardcore, well a bit o sniff's alright but it's got to be fucking good

>>34357536

You should try watching less right wing stuff for a while, you'll find you're happier and less angry all the time about things you have no control over.

If you're really that right wing, you should be happy that a very right wing tory government is in power until at least 2025 and has been since 2010.

Honestly lads if I dont get a gf soon i'll spiral into a never ending depression. 26 now.... i'm on the edge of "youth",,, close to the point of no return.

Whats a good way to find a partner that isn't for one night stands? Ok cupid? PoF? I heard those are 80% men though

FUCK MY LIFE

>>34357559

I've only gotten One Night stands from POF. Most of the women I've met have largely been through coincidence. Via friends, via forums, via work.

>>34357555
A few of my #DraftOurDaughters meme went viral on twatter, so 'no control' is debatable.
But you're right though, no point getting mad for no reason, i've been tapering off and visiting britfeel more than pol but that's equally unhealthy tbqh pham

>>34357527
Yeah and you quickly get a mid-Atlantic thing going on when you live in the US. I was only there for 8 months but it stripped the last harsh bits of my accent away very quickly.

Haven't been back to Glasgow for 3 years. Can't even imagine the harsh slagging I'll get next time I'm there. I speak to my brother on the phone occasionally, and he'd normally be the first one to slag me, but now that I have money he "respects" me too much I think.

>>34357536
I agree that we're a cucked nation, but it's not because we aren't racist - it's because we submit to English governments just fucking us in the arse constantly and not giving a fuck about us. They even keep the nuclear weapons near our biggest city, because who gives a fuck about Scottish cunts right? "They'll never vote Tory anyway so fuck them" is basically the attitude and we just bend over and take it. Like most Scots, I fucking hate Scotland.

Limmy is as left wing as fuck btw.

>>34357559
Actually going out and talking to someone is the best way to do it in this climate, as long as you look and smell presentable, which, considering where we are, isn't guaranteed.

>>34357317
That is a disgustingly low amount to be throwing in there.

>>34357614
>free tuition
>free prescriptions
>50 seats in parliament
Fuck off. Scotland gets more out of the union than England does.

>>34357614
>because who gives a fuck about Scottish cunts right?

Spot on.

But Scotland leeches quite a lot off the UK government, and we'd be better off without you.

do you have to sign on when you're on ESA?

I'm on it now and can't remember, google doesn't tell me shit surprisingly

>>34357614
Are you sure it's not a victim-complex? Scotland has more to spend per head than England, is pretty much free to do what it wants aside from tory austerity measures because... fiscal responsibility. And you'll never be targeted for the nuclear weapons, nuclear war is a meme - if that became a reality the English are last of your worries.

Tories are shit in a lot of ways, but SNP is basically perpetual far-left fantasy that caused the mess we're in. I really do despise SNP, it would be like Lib Dems getting in power... thank god you lot don't have real autonomy or haggis queen would virtue signal and make Rotterdam the norm up there.

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http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/p04lxs78

I wish I was a girl lads
I used to be so emotionally stoic, nothing could bother me or get under my skin.

Now I'm always crying

>>34357662

No, but you do have reviews occasionally.

>>34357662
We'll tell you if you share the details of your disability.

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>>34357496
Isn't it always?

>tfw new pics on pixiv

Awwwww yissssss

My oneitis is a geordie. I used to think the accent was shit but she makes it sound so cute.

>>34357677
>haggis queen would virtue signal and make Rotterdam the norm up there.
>Rotterdam

Don't you mean Rotherham m8?

>>34357707
Yeah autocorrect kek

>>34357716
Don't ever reveal being a phoneposter. It's not allowed here as it hints that you're most likely a normie.

>>34357649
>>34357650
I don't know enough about the economics to argue with you lads on that front. Not my forte.

I agree with you both that Scotland should be independent.

I also think that the British government could easily afford to offer free tuition and free prescriptions to the whole of the UK - but it's not a priority for the politicians you vote into power.

>>34357677
>A victim-complex

A victim-complex is definitely part of the Scottish national character. There's no denying that.

The concern isn't about Glasgow being targeted because the nuclear weapons are there. In a nuclear war we're all fucked anyway. The concern is some kind of accident happening.

Unlike England, we actually need immigrants in Scotland for our workforce and could handle more of them, so it's not really about virtue signaling.

Anyway, you can't hate Asian people that much - you all just voted to stop white migration and increase migration from Asian countries.

>>34357693
You're not the only one lad, but then again I'm from Cambridge so I find any northern accent cute

>>34357738
It's not 2004 any more, even the most pathetic shut-in will have some kind of smart phone these days

>>34357761
Why wouldn't they just post from their computer if they are a shut-in?

>>34357743

I agree with free prescriptions, they are so heavily subsidised anyway that the extra 8.40 wouldn't make a difference

But I loathe the subsidising of university.

>>34357780
>But I loathe the subsidising of university.

Why?

>>34357775
I'm a shut it but I use my phone to post because my computers broke and I can't afford to buy a new one.

>>34357793

I'd be sort of tolerant to the subsidising of in need courses, ie teachers and doctors so long as they stay in the UK (or pay back their fee), but ultimately you'll profit from university anyway, and only pay back a small amount. I particularly loathe the subsidising of dossing around for 3 years on a non-course at a non-university.

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Would you have a GILF fuck buddy?

>>34357744
I was the anon asking yday about downloading voice messages from fb. She sends them all the time for some reason. I feel comfy yet creepy having a folder of her voice.

>>34357816
No. I'd rather stay a virgin. My fleshlight suffices.

>>34357808
I could get behind that. Seems like it might encourage kids to do more serious things.

I met a guy who had a degree in Film from Dundee University. I wasn't trying to be rude, but I couldn't help myself from saying "That's completely recreational"

To his credit, he agreed.

Having said that, the Film and TV course at Glasgow Uni is very highly regarded, extremely difficult to get into, and a good percentage of the graduates actually have jobs in the industry, so where do you draw the line?

i'm seeing an escort for the first time later today

filled with both nerves and excitement

what positions should i do?

>>34357885
Is it your first time ever having sex? If so just do missionary and girl-on-top - you'll enjoy it more without crazy acrobatics.

>>34357850
>tfw flashlight is uncomfortable and my dick is too small to stay in and it hurts to use

>>34357816
yes, without question

this wasn't an original statement

>>34357903
i missionary i'll have to look them in the eyes though right, i'm awful and making eye contact with anyone let alone an escort

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>>34357080

Lads, all of us should write a list of things we want to have done by the end of the day, this evening we can see which one's we have achieved.

Doesn't have to be that productive either, just things we have planned and want to tick off by the end of the day

>>34357944
Nah just look down at her tits.

>>34357952
thats just weird an un natural though

>>34357965
You can do what you like mate, you're the one paying for it.

>>34357947
normie? what's there to do as a NEET besides jacking off and games
speaking as a NEET myself, just gonna play wind waker though

>>34357999
i dont want to make it weird or awkward though so i shan't be doing that

>>34357947
i need to go shopping after slavery, does that count

>>34357928
Yeah they're a bit awkward. I bought a deepthroat/mouth instead and foreplay with it, rubbing those wet lips over my cock and balls. Much more enjoyable than thrusting alone.

>>34357559
Having a gf won't solve your problems.

I got my first gf at the age of 24, and yeah sex is nice and it's fun to have someone to hang out with but that's about it. They'll nag you a lot about getting a job and making something of your life while they do nothing to improve themselves, you won't have any extra motivation to do anything, you won't feel any more optimistic about life.

You'll be in the exact same situation you were before you met them.

>>34357944
I have social anxiety but I can look people in the eyes and make small talk no problem but the second it goes to conversation or something personal I freak out. what is wrong with me?

>>34357947
1. Get a GF

(originaliity)

>>34357686
do you have a bf yet? pls respond

when was the last time your jimmies got rustled lads?

>>34358034
i'm the opposite mate

i don't get anxious when talking to people but i cringe when making eye contact and eventually start to get anxious

>>34358046
Get a bf, you get to be safe and protected

>>34358007
>>34357947

He's one of those normie wannabees who wants to make a list of self improvement goals and complete the. Utterly disregard and shun him.

>>34358071
What's wrong with self improvement mate?

No couple have ever known love like the love that I share for Roast Beef Monster Munch. From childhood, through the shaky Hamburger flavour years (though spaghetti flavour were great) even though they are a bit less delicious than the early 90s, I still love them.

>>34358034
I know this feel. I've sussed it to being, I personally have no achievements or anything noteworthy going on in my life. So it's the dreaded fear what if they ask about YOUR life, your situation.... oh my you're a bit of a loser, now you feel embarrassed.

It's a coping mechanism to avoid the inevitable. Small talk is random shit of no personal significance.

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>>34358095
>>34358095
Its easier for these lot to wallow in self pity

>>34358095
The idea implies that this is not the ideal form of living.

>>34358117
exactly, the main reason I don't talk a lot is because I don't have anything to talk about. I spend all my time watching movies, listening to music and browsing 4chan.

>>34358064
aren't jimmies pajamas
i don't wear any me,

>>34357947
hope to god that i have sorted out a loan
It probably wont happen

>>34358166
Pretend that you're actually really interested in the film industry. Learn some stupid facts to spout off to people. Live incognito.

>>34358056
Tell me who you are, you scoundrel

>>34358166
>I spend all my time watching movies, listening to music

What do you think normies talk about? If they aren't talking about football they are talking about music or films. (They are called "films" in this country by the way)

>>34358212
*bane voice* it doesn't matter who we are

>>34358166

Yep. And even worse I don't share normie hobbies. Discussing football is an absolute bore, even the weebs I know... GOD, we went nandos and they talked about league of legends for 2 hours straight, I was so bored I should've left early.

Honestly I don't have many hobbies at all, I am genuinely a boring person.... not my fault this garbage isn't remotely interesting. And everyone I know is a lefty so can't discuss politics without them getting offended and alienating even further.

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>>34358212
I'm me you baka baka

>>34358224
>They are called "films" in this country by the way
ew you're one of those people

>>34358007

You could do many things, go shopping, do some DIY, read another chapter of a book, learn to cook a new recipe, the list is pretty endless.

>>34358013
Yes it does

>>34358046
Good luck, you're setting your goals high

>>34358071
yes I am, as >>34358095 said there is nothing wrong with self improvement.

>>34358193
how much are you hoping to borrow, what for?

>>34358012

I can almost guarantee they've done shit that is infinitely more weird than staring at their breasts during missionary.

>>34358291
4k for a car

>>34358293
Agreed. I think it would actually be creepy and more weird to have intense eye contact with a hooker.

>>34358326

Are you sure that's a wise investment? You'll be paying more than 4k back obviously. Could you not buy a 1k car outright now, and pay cash once you've saved up?

>>34358353
Why not not get a car in the first place. If you don't have anyone to bring with you then sometimes public transport is the best.

>>34358353
buying it outright would be the preferred way but I want wait on saving up I need the as soon as or will be out of a job and then it will be even harder to save for one

>>34358400
that's a good idea if you are in an area with great transport links. which I'm not

>>34358400

Public transport is a massive nuisance. I imagine it probably suffices in innner London, but elsewhere it does't. It takes me 25 minutes to drive to work, or about 1 hour 10 minutes when getting the bus.

Fucking hell lads my dad is forcing me to appear in front of the local Sharia court.

>>34358551
Coat yourself in pig grease.
A: They can't touch you
B: If they try to catch you, you're too greased up.

>>34358551

For what? Is that an actual thing? I'm from a place with no muslims so i'm genuinely quite curious. What punishment could you get?

>>34358551
Just dont go you tosspot

>>34358620
Yeah it's an actual thing. They have no real power though, but my dad will do what they say. The punishment will be anything that a parent could reasonably do to a child that is living at home - throwing me out of the house etc.

>>34358628
If I don't go, he'll throw me out of the house. At least if I go, they might decide to tell him not to chuck me out.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-38680622

really activates your almonds

>>34358649
They're gonna tell him to bend you over and fuck your ass raw, its common among muslims

>>34358649

Your dad would make his son homeless because a faith based court told him to? Brutal mate. Doesn't sound very nice at all to be completely transparent with you, comrade.

What did you do?

>>34358649

What did you do to make him bring you to shariah court?

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>>34358649
>>34358551
>pakis on /britfeel/

>>34358662
Wouldn't fucking surprise me, to be frank.
>>34358664
>>34358668
Because I'm not a muslim and he is. He only converted a few years ago and he's right into it.
>>34358676
I'm not a paki mate, I'm white.

>>34358688
Why'd your dad convert to Islam? Genuinely curious.

>>34358688
this is the funniest shit ive read on r9k in a while

please elaborate on this conversion, are your parents british?

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>>34357496
Woke up pretty worried about the staff discount

>>34358699
There's no clear answer to that question. He's always been interested in religion and spirituality for as long as I can remember. He used to meditate a lot etc. A few years ago he started reading about Islam and got into it, went to speak to an Imam and kept going to mosque.
>>34358713
Yep, they are fully 100% British.

>>34358551
Call the Daily Mail.

>>34358736

There's an easy solution to this, if he kicks you out and it really is just for not being a muslim, get into contact with the daily express and sell your story. Sell it around the media and you'll be able to raise the funds to get a flat.

You'll make tonnes more if you live on the streets for a few days.

>>34358688
>I'm not a muslim
Then you're not subject to sharia law.

>>34358759
That is a good idea and it might come to that. Obviously I'm not 100% keen to have my face plastered all over the media but if it's what I need to do to survive then I'll do it.
>>34358762
Yeah but my dad is and he owns the house. Although maybe the court will say that to him and he'll leave me alone.

>>34358793
They're most likely gonna give you an ultimatum of convert to Islam and follow sharia law or they'll tell your dad to kick you out

>>34358793
Jesus christ this country has gone to the dogs. Kill your father. I cant fucking stand to hear that a white british man has been kekked by the mudslimes.


RACE WAR NOW.

>>34358811
That would be fucking gay. Can't believe my fate will be decided by a load of old pakis

>>34358793
Also tell /pol/ and get some easy (You)s

>>34358688
You aren't white your a cuckson.

>i only smoke like a pack a week, im not addicted lol

anyone else find this infuriating

>>34358951
What is that supposed to mean mate?

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If I create an account with a website, then change the email associated with that account, will the website retain my old email in it's database?

>>34358716
Fucking hell lad I'd only just got over that. Why did you have to bring it up again?

>>34358793
Does your dad want you to convert or something? did he tell you why you have to go to the sharia court?

Who here never been to a restaurant that requires reservations before?

I'm going for the first time on Thursday to some french steak place in Cambridge.

>>34359036
Yep exactly that. He keeps saying he wants a muslim family. I told him if he's so keen to have a muslim son he should adopt a paki orphan - there's plenty of them. That angered him and then today he told me that he's going to let the court decide whether I can live at home or not.

>>34359019
I have no idea but probably seeing how lazy most web developers are. Easier to make new entires that save over old ones. Always assume the worst.

>>34359048
Don't worry mate it's not a big deal. Just walk in, tell them your name, and from there it's just like anywhere else.

>>34359074
So you're saying you think they wouldn't retain the data? Just save the new over the old?

>>34359048
Cambridge bro here, which one? Maison Du Steak?

>that fresh ass feel when you fuck three anons in an argument at once and they drop like flies.

shitposting level 100 boys

desu hillary clinton taught me everything, never reveal yourself, feign ignorance, never be on the defense.

>>34359109
except she lost in the end though

>>34359053
Study up on the koran. There must be some passage about not turning away your own flesh and blood you can quote.

>>34359099
Yeah that's the one, my friend works in Cambridge so he's taking me.

>>34359109
Feigning ignorance is one of the best negotiating strategies of all.

"You're the expert. What would you ask for if you were me?" is the best way to start any negotiation. Particularly good for negotiating your salary.

>>34359130
Won't I rile them up if I start quoting their book at them?

>>34359083
It was scary making the reservation but I managed to avoid spilling my spaghetti, had to rehearse what I was gonna say before I called ;_;

>>34359097
No, they probably would retain the data. Either intentionally or not.

Like ebay for instance keeps a public record of all your usernames.

>>34359118
She did but some of that shit in her emails is prime schooling of the sort you can't even get in classes, like hard experience in being a dodgy fucker by trade for your entire lifetime.

Also noticed anons tend to go balls in with their feelings quickly and you can detect it and home in on it for extra personal attacks which help to cloak you and move the debate to their base and out of yours.

>>34359165
That too, only appearing as exactly what has be assigned to you by your opponent, so you don't give anything away and only work with what they're already receptive to.

Shit's crazy, hillary is crazy as fuck.

>>34359175
might as well just tell them mohammed was a disease ridden pedophile and get beaten to death by smelly inbred animals

>>34358968

were you the fag (no pun intended) in the cigarette thread complaining about this?

>>34358968
>stop liking what I don't like

anyone else find this infuriating

>when you have a messy shit and have to wash in the shower after

>>34359192
cheers for your thoughts

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>>34357947
Go for a shower, and maybe a walk later.
>get out and explore East Devon
Rather just get out of East Devon tbqhl

>>34359258
Had that yesterday after drinking the night before.
Shit was nasty and clung to every hair on my ass. Just gave up when the roll ran out of paper.

>>34357080
Not to mention being cucked by rapefugees

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>>34357496
>went to bed gone 5am
>someone used the vacuum for what feelt like an eternity
>slept for about six hours
>have to wake up now since my dad wants me to go to the local electronics shop and buy a PSU because telling him to buy one that doesn't look really cheap is too difficult for him
>need to wake up at 7am tomorrow and the day after
I'm not going to make it lads.

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>>34357168

Can we please have more of these? It was great for exercising my cognition which has been particularly poor of late due to severe depression.

I really enjoyed completing it. The most difficult answers were number 22 and number 3. Those took some major bloody thinking.

Once again, thank you anon.

>>34359277
>tfw really want to live in cornwall/devon
>tfw currently living in stockport

K I L L M E F A M B O

Theres literally nothing more I would love to do than explore the countryside and go for walks along the coast.

>>34359254
i dont dislike smoking, i just dont like that specific thing

>>34359310

Making one now you'll love.

>>34359348
fair enough lad

t. insecure smoker

>>34359323
My family came from Middleton. I fucking love Manchester whenever I go up

>be in Deansgate train station
>looking up at the Beetham tower as Dusty Springfield plays through my ears
>such soul, much rock
>shed a tear at the beauty of it all

It's shit here lad. Pls don't do it

>>34359371
Mummy wouldn't like her big boy smoking

>>34359371
I'm a very secure smoker. I'd like to quit. But I understand that at the moment I'd probably have a breakdown without me ciggies.

>>34359398
try snus

>>34359310
>>34359359

Across
1. Surname of his final patient
5. Month of Birth, Death and Conviction
7. University where he studied medicine
8. Favourite sport in childhood
9. The doctor's wife
Down
2. City of birth
3. Canal that he helped restore
4. Medical centre he once worked at
6. Town where he opened his own surgery
7. The dose of morphine given to patients

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>>34359418

Crossword related

>>34359410
>snus
I'm not putting anything that ain't cocaine into my gums. I just hate the idea of leaving something there for extended periods.

>>34359418
>>34359422

lmao. I appreciate the joke shipmananon, but it isn't a very good crossy if I have to google every answer.

good show though.

Introspection time!

>Where are you in life?
>Where should you be?
>Where would you like to be
>What do you feel is holding you back?

You don't have to reply, I just want you to think about it for a bit. Cheers!

Anyone tried that digital nomad thing?
I've been wage slaving for 5 years as a software developer. Recently got into skiing. The dream would be to ski in the day and work from home in the afternoon. Possibly living in a camper van near the slopes.
Right now I earn enough to buy meaningless shit but not enough to buy a house I swear down I'm about to off meself.

>>34359310
I'm glad you enjoyed it anon, it's satisfying to see someone complete it so thank you to you as well.

Making them is pretty fun in itself so I might do some more now and again.

>>34359452

a 24 year old part time wagecuck
Probably a full time wagecuck with a gf
I'm pretty content, I'd just like more money and eventually a gf too
>Lack of motivation/discipline, lack of energy.

>>34359453

How do I earn enough online for that? I know dropshipping and affiliate marketing are best

Also, if this is something you know about, I have a traffic exchange account which I have a few 2,000/hits per day on from referral earnings, what should I do with them?

>>34359394
I guess its just you grow to hate where you live.

>>34359453
how do I even get started doing shit like that?

Codeacademy? and then what?

>>34359452
>Where are you in life?
Living on bennies in my parents house

>Where should you be?
Normies would probably want me to wagekek

>Where would you like to be
Rich as fuck

>What do you feel is holding you back?
All those dickhead normies who win the lottery, that money's mine!

>>34359452
18 year old NEET, I smoke pot and play DOTA

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>>34357496
Looking through the characters in Miia's anime is certainly something

>>34359472
I'm looking forward to more.

I feel it would benefit the NEET britfeel community to have braintraining exercises similar to crosswords on a regular basis. I get the impression that most of us are near comatose at this point and need mental rejuvenation.

>tfw never held hands
>tfw never been hugged
>tfw never been kissed
>tfw sucked on some nipples when I was really young but can't remember

>>34359579
>Never done e
>Never done speed
>Never done anything stronger than weed

>>34359588
Is there something on your mind anon?

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>>34359418
Had to look up favorite sport, wife, canal and medical centre.

The dose of morphine thing. Fucking hilarious lad. Only clicked at the last moment

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>>34359588
>Did Es
felt like king of the world, use to chat the shit out of girls and 'neck' on the couch. couldn't get it up.
>did whizz
use to be too busy dancing and moving no time to chat up girls or make friends.
>weed
do I look like a degenerate.

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>clearing out hard drive
>find old videos from the mid 00's
>listening to my teenage voice spewing cringe inducing babble
>need the space so have to solider on

kill me

I have 4 martial arts classes and a German class in the evenings.

That means I'm busy between 6 and 10 in the evening.

This appears to make me completely unemployable.

Only work that had an interest in employing me was a 24 hour shift rota.

JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP SENPAI.

>>34359668

>need the space

Don't you have access to the Internet? "space" is very cheap these days

>>34359452
>Where are you in life?
NEET right now but I start my seasonal job end of Feb
>Where should you be?
I don't know
>Where would you like to be
Dead
>What do you feel is holding you back?
From death? My biological imperatives

>>34359452
>Where are you in life?
Student
>Where should you be?
I don't know and I doubt I ever will
>Where would you like to be
Happy with the job I want
>What do you feel is holding you back?
My inability to motivate myself

>go to tesco
>buy loads of heavy food
>go to the self-service so I don't have to talk to anyone
>scan it all through along with big 10p bags
>get wallet out
>no card
>have to call over help and get the woman to put the bags to the side and come back and get my card

It was pretty humiliating, everyone was looking at me. I was only 50/50 about actually going back.

>>34359452
>Where are you in life?
Working min wage, married (but not happy), can't drive, no friends.
>Where should you be?
Married, kids, at least a job that doesn't require a name badge.
>Where would you like to be
Dead (Not trying to be edgy)
>What do you feel is holding you back?
The fact I have a wife, and my parents still live.

>>34359452

>Where are you in life

Unemployed 30 year old with a mild pill addiction

>Where should you be

At work I guess

>Where would you like to be

In a job earning decent money so I could have nice things and a better life

>What do you feel is holding you back

Being an anxious piece of shit, and a long term illness.

>>34359722

How old are you lad, I guess you must be over 30 being married.

What possessed you to get married? I can't see the point unless you have kids, and even then it's questionable.

>>34359714
The guy that runs the shop down the road from me will "hold" a transaction so you can take your stuff home and then pay off what you owe the next time you come in, I only found out when I forgot my card once

>>34359714
I did that two weeks ago. It was so embarrassing. I ended up being cornered by my flatmate when I got back so it to longer than it should have. I said it would only take 10 minutes and it took 30.

>>34359748

Surely he must only do that for trusted regulars?

>>34359714
It happens bro. Don't worry about it.

>go to buy a jacket (150 quid, so don't have that kind of cash on hand)
>use bank card
>declined
>try again
>declined
>third times a charm
>declined.
Ask the woman to put it aside and I'll be back in a mo.

Turns out the banks network was down so all it's clients/customers, I don't know what you call bank users, were declined if they tried to use it.
Got the 150 from the teller though as internal networks were working and went back and got jacket.

>>34359714
>Go shopping for the first time after I moved into my own place
>Get a trolley full of food, get to the checkout and realise "oh shit I have to carry all this back home on the bus"
>Just push the trolley to the side and walk out

>>34359752

I got told after 20 mins they would put the frozen stuff back, It was about 25 since I live a 10 min walk away, but it was all there at least. Didn't you get the frozen threat?

>>34359769

I feel for you bro, I used to work retail and always felt so bad for the people that got declined once then kept trying.

>>34359768
they take your name and phone number but yeah I guess they only do it for trusted regulars which I am because I spend so much money in there anyway

>>34359747

Not that Anon but someone was talking about voodoo pussy on another board, it's probably a real thing.

>>34359748
>>34359768
My aunt has been using her local kebab shop for like 13 years. The guy'll let her order as much as she wants, like 40 quid worth of food and let her pay him back next time she goes there.

>>34359774
I only said it would take me 5 minutes. I didn't have any frozen stuff anyway. When I got back I was given a print out with a barcode on, that I could just take to the customer service till and pay there without having to have all my stuff rescanned.

>>34359692
Its a laptop and not everyone has access to high upload speeds. Besides I don't want to pay and I don't want it being stored in the "cloud".

>>34359747
Close to 30. I'm 29.

The reason I got married is because my girlfriend of 4 years wanted it, and I couldn't come up with a viable reason not to other than 'I might want to leave and see other people in the future.' But then at the time I didn't really think I would want to leave.

We've been together for 6 years now, and I feel it's just run it's course. I've no real reason for wanting to leave other than I just don't feel in love with her anymore and we argue at least once a week now.

>>34359812

Same, although when I got back my bags were there but nobody was around, so I started scanning it all again then the same woman came up to me and said I didn't need to and took me to the till.

>>34359772
Haha I wonder what TescoAnon thinks about that.

>>34359847
Who is TescoAnon?

>>34357080

Who /explorer/ here?

I've been to every town/city within 40 miles apart from Bedford, Every single village within 14 miles, and every single street within 5 miles.

>want to go shopping for food
>arms are too skinny to carry anything substantial back
Anyone else have chicken arms?

>>34359814

Loosing the meme's make me sad.

>>34359865
>tfw live across the road from an Asda.
>tfw take the trolley home and leave it in the garage till I need asda again.
when I go back I put the one I left in the trolley shelter and get a new one.

>>34359810
My family have been going to the same Chinese Takeaway for over 20 years and I got a free meal out of them once because I put my order in then told them I was going to the ATM and they said don't worry just pay it next time and I've been back multiple times and they never bought it up

>>34359865

I used to, but since I've been getting /fit/ over the past year, carrying shopping back is a lot easier

>>34359862
Just a Anon I think he worked at Tesco but could of been one of the other supermarkets.

He offered to take one of the lads on a booked holiday because his gf was being a cunt.

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>>34359307
I've started hallucinating, lads. Is this the end?
I'm calling the doctors either today tomorrow

>>34359872
What do you mean? I don't want any of my data stored online, its too slow and a major privacy risk.

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>>34357496
Posting.
>>34359920
You'll probably be fine, but you should get some sleep, you daft bastard. Going long periods of time without sleep isn't fun. Whatever you need to be awake for probably isn't worth it anyway

Better get a shower before I go out, had the shits for the last three days.

>>34359967
>you should get some sleep
That's the problem lad. I don't feel tired and I just stay awake for hours when I'm in bed.

>>34359952

You looked back on them and cringed, it's not the top feel but a feel none the less. Deleting the videos won't rock the meme market but something was lost and it could of been avoided and cringed at in the future.

>>34359993
Ah yeah. I get that sometimes. Just can't sleep until morning?

If I figure out a way of fixing that, I'll let you know.

>>34359865
What counts as chicken arms? I'm thin but I can carry some fucking shopping home anon.

Just had my first shower in just under 2 weeks lads
I suggest you shower infrequently if you want this feel. Since, if you shower everyday or every other day it becomes just another mundane routine.

But this feel. It feels like I haven't heard my favourite song in years only to have it touch your soul. Nice

>>34360098
But it makes you stink and feel just dirty and horrible. Plus my hair would be so disgusting. Is it really worth it?

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Good afternoon, /britfeel/!

How have your days been so far?

Anons who pledged to exercise for New Years, have you kept it up?


>>34357264
I was sympathetic until you said you had another week off. Wew lad, now I'm just green with envy!

Ahh the old forgotten shift, I did that a few times at my old job. Luckily I used to get away with loads of shit because I was the only one who would do all the shit shifts/shit jobs, the managers loved me.

>>34359920
>hallucinating
That doesn't sound like sweet yumes at all.

Call them today, friendo. Waiting times for a lot of places are ridiculous for appointments!

>>34360095
I struggle with two moderately filled shopping bags

name a better robot programme than peep show

protip: you cant

>>34360139
I woke up three hours late. I am not happy.

>>34360168
post original arms

>>34360173
Robot Wars

herb

>>34360133
Depends on what your lifestyle is like I guess. Also it's scientifically proven that washing your hair is bad for it

>>34360139
I pledged to start hitting the gym in February once all the new year guys had left and I next get paid. I have a black friend to go with who will make sure I din't do it all wrong

>>34360211
Don't chat shit m8, it's only bad if you wash it all the time.
http://www.webmd.com/beauty/features/how-often-wash-hair

Opened facebook for my weekly check to see if I missed anything important and I instantly remember why I never check facebook.

>>34359864
why 477348

>>34360139
I tried and then had some weird shit going on with my heart so I'm gonna check with the doctor this week and if he says there's nothing wrong I'll get back to it.

>>34360184
I won't do that but at the widest part of my bicep it's just under 24cm around and my wrists are 14.5 cm around.

living vicariously through PUA videos

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what does /britfeel/ think of my 3 months hrt tranny boobs?

yes they're the same size its just a shitty angle

>>34360259
looks like you made a mistake, lass(?)

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>>34360259
Pretty fucking disgusting

>>34360287
what mistake?

oregano

>>34360259
HAHAHAHAHAHHAA

orginal laughtrer

>>34360309
you'll regret embracing the tranny meme in a couple years

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>>34360259
why are you getting your tits out for the lads

shouldn't you be posting this in mtf general

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>>34360309
>becomes a tranny
>what mistake?
Oh dear

http://courtnewsuk.co.uk/family-forgive-thug-knifed-brother-eating-chicken-sandwich/

This could be Poleaboo.

>>34360342
>spared jail
Fucking bullshit right there

>>34360355
I think it's because the guy who he stabbed forgave him and he'd already been in jail on remand for a year. If not for that he'd have been jailed for sure.

>>34360370
So? He still stabbed someone over a chicken sandwich.

>>34360370
what sort of beta forgives someone after they just got stabbed?

>>34360139
what are you up to today len lad?

>>34360259
>tfw want to be a qt girl (male) but face is too masculine

>>34360404
I think if it's your brother with learning disabilities it's different.

Also he probably forgave him after he'd been in jail for a while and he'd recovered from the injuries etc. rather than just after he stabbed him.

>>34360404
It was his younger brother (24) and the older brother (26) has the autism

>>34360417
Then become a man (male)

I no longer have a GP and I'm fine with that

Mental health care in this country is a joke, by the time you finally get an appointment with someone relevant, you're not emotionally in the same place anymore and in my case I just didn't feel like talking

>>34360388
>>34360404
The guy who did the stabbing has "learning difficulties"

>Guy goads his retard brothe with food he stole from him
>Gets stabbed
>Realises what a twat he was being and how he should've expected it to happen

I am on probation lads.
Have to go back on Thursday. The first thing we'll have to do is mention a time during the week when we could have been impulsive but managed to stop ourselves.

All I do is sit in my room, so the chance of being impulsive isn't even there. Is the probation group leader suggesting I go outside and put others at risk?

What do

>>34360426
Sounds like you need to grow up then.
>I don't feel like talking to my doctor

>>34360426
Is this the real Poley? Glad to have you back my friend.

>>34360422
>implying I have the patience or motivation to get /fit/

>>34360435
>>34360420
>>34360418
ahh right, to be fair I didn't read the article

>>34360309

No matter how bad anyone's life is here now, we all have the potential to imrprove out situation.

You will never be accepted as female, and you will always be a mutiliated male. You will never have a healthy relationship.

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Stop responding to the fucking posts

>>34360457
It's funny how often that happens. In many different situations too. But sometimes you just don't want to read it.

>>34360464
Fuck off mate Poleaboo a feature here and I'm sure his posts have contributed a damn sight more entertainment than yours ever have.

>>34360475
Poleaboo used to use my IP address when he was masking his and led to me being banned multiple times. I hate him and I want him to die.

>>34360442
in October I wanted to talk

monica get yer boobs out fer the lads

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>flatmate and his friends are screaming in nepalese
I don't know how to feel about this.

>>34360491
I heard that you'd gotten a new job in London and Terry had moved into the flat below you, is that true?

>>34360475
t. the tripfag

>>34360500
They haven't grown much, just a bit rounder

>>34360509
i thought they spoke chinese or indian there

>>34360519
There's no such language as Indian mate. Indians speak a number of different languages including Punjabi, Hindi and Urdu.

>>34360513
Can't even get a call centre in Manchester

just testing the name field lads.

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>>34360519
They probably keep their own language just to piss off the Chinese

>>34360519
Nepali seems to be a weird blend, it looks like hindi but sounds like chinese but their accents sound hindi and chinese at the same time. It's fucking odd.

>>34360527
And none of them matter so they all speak indian

>on dank web
>buying usual
>decided to explore market a bit
>see they are selling actually bottle of morphine
>have fantasies about going to East London parties and injecting hipster normies with a lethal dose when they're too high to notice.

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>>34360574

I really like the thought that a britfeel meme could result in people's death

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>make a list of food
>go to the shops
>turns out I've lost it
I can never remember what I need so I basically spurged out and bought useless shit

>>34360624
do your food shopping online mate, it's way easier

>>34360719

13 mintues without a post, christ britfeel is slow today

>>34360908
I'm going to the library in a bit

PCs are more comfy than a tiny tablet
Also keeps me away from food for an hour

Anyone else under 10 stone here or is it just me?

The transexual Paki tripfag is back. That gives me the final incentive to leave this place that I've been waiting for.

wtf lads, i've got one (You) in this thread, sort it out please

What is everyone eating today? I'll start

>Breakfast: Chocolate chunk pancakes with warm maple butter
>Brunch: Lobster on top of a buttered and toasted New England-style roll, with mayonnaise, lemon butter, and my own blend of spices
>Lunch: Smoked pastrami sandwich on rye bread, with a pickle and a chocolate chip cookie.
>Dinner: Organic, free range half chicken with Peruvian spices, home made mayonnaise and rococo salsa, with rice.
>Supper: Chicken quesadilla with cheese and pickled jalapenos. Pico de gallo, guacamole and sour cream on the side.

Good day of eating.

Might have some more salted peanuts

>>34360986
Sorted

>>34361001
Brazil nuts
Cheddar cheese and Quorn burgers (x2)
Peanuts

Keto diet

>>34360967
*Transgender

This place was dying without me

>>34361002
thanks lad, i appreciate that

>>34361001
>Breakfast: toast
>lunch: more toast
>dinner: depends on what I feel like eating later

>>34361090
>carbs
Naughty

>>34361074
>lad
haha yeah

>>34361143
I don't eat enough for it to matter anyway, on a good day I'll hit 2000 calories.

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Just finished filling out my bennies forms lads

>>34361170
What bennies you getting m8?

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>>34361183

Just JSA

working zero hour shit and cant get any work at the minute

Might shit in a condom lads

Do other wagecucks take breaks/ lunch breaks? I just did six hours and just powered through. Well, I read a manga for about five minutes just to blow the cobwebs away. Will I be considered a good goy for not taking a lunch break for example?

>>34361170
May the love of Kek serve as an aegis against the insidious gaze of the DWP

>>34361217
Universal Credit in Rochdale

It's worse than JSA

built a compost box with my dad today lads

>>34361235

In some ways it is, but at least you can work part time and still get some bennies

>>34360965
I might be, I don't really know as I don't obsess over my weight.

>>34360177
Oh no, what were you late for?
Hope you didn't get in any trouble.

>>34360223
Oooh that's pretty smart actually, keep us posted when you do start?

>>34360246
Oh gosh I hope you're ok. I'm sure you are but I'm fairly paranoid about my heart too so I sympathise. Let me know what the results are!

>>34360259
Grats on three months, hope everything is going okay!

>>34360412
Went to work, came home and did some exercise and just cooked a batch of sauces for the week.

How about you, friendo?

>>34361218
why

>>34361247
That's really neat! How long did it take you?

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>go up shops
>checkout guy is ringing up my shopping
>go to pay
>card denied
I hate life

>>34361379
>That's really neat! How long did it take you?
maybe about 2 and half hours lad, might have gone quick but we were using salvaged screws and kinda shit drill, but it turned out alright

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I've always wanted to be an international drug dealer., that was my dream since I was a little kid

>>34361396

isn't it odd the way we say "ringing up" up the shopping.

>what does that even mean lads?

>>34361421
Could still become a local drug dealer

>>34361421
when i was 11 i wanted to be a porn star, glad the vicar never found out

I got given my one week's notice at the weekend, and am expected to go into work this week even though I know I've been sacked. Feels bad. It was only a part time job, but still upsetting.

>tfw too retarded to understand how JSA works
>tfw afraid of going to the job centre because of how they treat people

i find it hard to find a job and my mum told me im nothing more than a financial burden since i lost my job in November and couldnt find anything else

what should i do?

>>34361426
Old tills were mechanical so they sounded like a ringing sound when the till draw was ejected out.

How was your day today NEETs? Had a great day at the call centre, we all went off for a long lunch and just left the phones ringing haha! don't worry though we have some really great on hold music, take a listen
https://youtu.be/GRxofEmo3HA