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>>34362455
>tits not even big
>alien forehead
>mfw puke in disgust

>>34362455
go into trap, you already lust for cock nayway

>>34362499
if this bitch when down on her knees and starting sucking your cock you wouldn't even utter one word you fag.

Supposedly, he may reduce the taxes on my investment neetbux, so that's a plus, it's essentially a raise.

But NEETbux from the govt may get dicey, so plan accordingly

>>34362530
How about health insurance? I need my meds anon

>>34362452
i don't even have neetbux wtf
t. part time janitor literal wageslave

>tfw you still subscribe to his youtube channel

>>34362417
A lot of normies bullied the shit out kids like this, they pretend like it never happened because most of them are sociopaths and go about there lives. But every once in a while someone like Elliot comes along and reminds them that they aren't good decent people and that's where the faux shock and outrage comes from.

>he was such a quiet kid
because we ostracized him

>lol, can you imagine being that eeeevil to do something like that
What, like humiliating and casting a human being out and reminding him of that fact on a constant basis
>all this over a girl, wow what a psycho
Yep, and you made him like this.

>>34362417
He wasn't isolated nor bullied. He was quite fucking privileged in fact. He was just retarded. Had he not shot himself in the face, he'd still be a retard today.

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I am a font of originality.

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This one mah favorieteee

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the essense fake smile of a dark soul

>>34362284
Sounds like you might have psychosis.

>>34362284
Yes.

I can only be sure that I'm real. It's impossible to know for sure if someone else is.

They might say they are, but that's obviously programmed into them to commit to the lie.

>>34362309
oh great, sounds like fun.

Because it's a popular fantasy.

>>34362230
Someone who loves you unconditionally and is willing to take charge/show you the ropes

it's fun to think about how you are in a way re-enacting the means of your own creation, knowing more clearly the sexy and cummy feeling that forced you into existence

>>34362213
I did vote and I voted for Hillary

I disagree with almost all of Trump's domestic policy to bee honest with you senpai

I do like his foreign policy though, I really hope it kicks the Japanese public into seeing why reforming article 9 is a good thing for everyone

it's unfortunate to have a president who blatantly lies to us, especially on the first press conference, but at the end of the day... we can only hope these four years go by quickly I suppose

>>34362335
So you think Hilary wasn't as liar?

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>>34362213
I voted trump.
don't call me a coon or uncle tom because you've never even read uncle tom's cabin, therefore you have no clue of the origins of that word.

Well are you m80?

>>34362206
No I just like Arabic trap music, their women and like seeing the connection between Muslims,Jews and christians

>>34362176
>listens to ISIS trap ironically
>surprised that parents are worried

>EUW
I can already smell the faggotry from here

>>34362171
server has turned all french

>>34362127
I do play but not with morgfag scum like you

>>34362122
who tf would want fashion tips for you that jacket looks goofy as hell fuck nigga

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>>34362122
similar to his look in this picture, except the creepy fapping look and color of the pants, i usually use black pants

>>34362215
kys and lrn2history. its about what this guy has written on his jacket.

>>34362316
those kinds of jackets are a little try hard fashionable, especially the shoulder pads. I'd prefer a slimmer leather jacket. college jackets are alright, too, if not too bulky.

>>34362101
>like age has anything to do with that
What's your condition?

>>34362101
5/10

Tried too hard, barely laffed at all.

it could have been good but you tried too hard

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>someone rides by on a bike at night and asks where the 7/11 is
>it's right across the street and he doesn't see it, point in the opposite direction and he thanks me and goes on his way

D E V I L I S H

You fucking retard. He gets paid for handing out these coupons he couldnt give less shit what you do with it. What you did was help him out instead.
Helping normies is an act of treason. Im afraid I have to revoke your robot licence

>>34362134
wrong you retard he's handing out trash and every robot knows to reject trash from normies. I'm afraid I'm gonna have to revoke your license sir.

>>34362042
>Eurasia
>shitty jacket
Otherwise, 9/10 would rape.

>>34362042
She's probably super dry who likes white hair that's likely as thin as hers and what kind of hat is that and is she wearing a belt on the out side of her coat?

>>34362042
how do i get perfect skin like this

>>34362031
are they wearing swimsuits? i cant see their nipples or vagina. pretty sure this is photoshopped

they also would be running for the hills at one look of me

>>34362031
>O...okay, do you ladies like awkward small talk?

>>34361987
he isn't stop shilling yourself faggot

>>34361987
I want to shave his head

>>34361987
Lmao wtf. He is ugly