who woke /mischief/ here?
>exiting large stadium
>some norman handing out coupons for haircuts
>take one
>say "Thank you"! in an exaggerated yet convincing tone
>"Your welcome"
>crumple coupon in his face
>walk a few steps to the bin and throw it away right in front of him
Stupid fucking norman don't hand me your shit
>someone rides by on a bike at night and asks where the 7/11 is
>it's right across the street and he doesn't see it, point in the opposite direction and he thanks me and goes on his way
D E V I L I S H
You fucking retard. He gets paid for handing out these coupons he couldnt give less shit what you do with it. What you did was help him out instead.
Helping normies is an act of treason. Im afraid I have to revoke your robot licence
>>34362134
wrong you retard he's handing out trash and every robot knows to reject trash from normies. I'm afraid I'm gonna have to revoke your license sir.
>>34362130
you are insane! anon. Keep up the great work!
>phone rings
>never answer incase the phonecall will benefit somebody else over me
>>34362163
he gets paid for each coupon he hands out to a person. The proper thing was to pretend you were going to take one and then step away in the last moment. That wouldve rustled his jimmies
>>34362211
Nah only norman faggots go for that age old trick.
>>34362211
No he doesn't. You can't employ someone like that. Even car salesman get paid a flat rate. He gets an hourly paycheck, or some sort of flat rate.
>>34362234
you fucking normie symphathizer
>>34362328
please I'd never sympathize with cretans