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Those are garbage they taste like robotussin without the benefit of a DXM trip.

Malt liquor is way better or better yet an actual liquor

>>34397669
I agree they're disgusting, but it's pretty cheap and has the highest ABV in the gas station

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>>34397620
Reporting in
>12 beers in but still semi sober

It gets better, right...?

why do you save thumbnails?

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>>34397543

You don't have to go to the zoo to see the monkeys, girl.

Going to the zoo to see monkeys is a waste of money when you can just look in a mirror.

>>34397451
Chad, of course.

What kind of question is that?

>>34397451
Only Chad.

Schlomo Richmanberg, and poolboy Chad when he's out of town.

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Girls with animal ears are not real bucko

>>34397716
I meant my gf, dummy >///<

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>he fell for the "gf" meme

you'll be back here in 2 months tops with the story about how she fucked you over bud.

see you then

just because i'm wearing nail polish and also maybe a dress doesn't automatically make me a homosexual

That happens all the time here. I was standing at a corner in the city with some soldiers in uniform and a guy drove by and called us "faggots" as a collective. I wasn't even "with" them, just in the same space.

>>34397399
>>34397416
but it does make you a faggot

I could easily do this but what on earth would it achieve?

>>34397770
A trip to the hospital most likely and poo stains on ya panties

>>34397770
A hershey kiss in your butthole, you fucking shithead

The guys who create and continue this environment are shitty and I don't like or encourage them.

As much as women complain about "all the shit they go through every day" they still fall for it and the men who they inevitably complain about.

I'd pity them for it, but women are a big part of the problem they helped create, and ultimately reward.

The guys you're talking about aren't here. Those are Chads. Chads act like that because women empower them to do so. They do it because you let them. There are some men who, while not Chads themselves, are Chad-aspirational. They see that Chads treat you like shit and you still want them anyway. You want things to improve? Stop perpetuating a Chad-enabling society.

I'm good looking and my older female co workers used to do way worse, even smacking my ass and joking about it. Suck it up.

>>34397147

You're dehydrated. drink more fluids.

>>34397171
Is there any way to make it go away in the meantime?

You're pissing to soon after cumming, wait a little while before peeing

>>34397127
Not gonna lie, I was less happy when I was a NEET than I am now.

>>34397151
So you enjoy working a shitty job?

Who wants to be a neet in the first place ??most of the time it just happens cause you don't have nothing else to do with your life you lose all contact with other humans you get bored with vg and anime after a while and you get caught in a vicious circle, it's a really sad way of living, i'm one and I wish i was working

If you're not fat, go to H&M and buy any random assortment of clothing.
Fashion is meaningless

Look up alpha m on youtube. All your questions will be answered

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You can actually get some really nice clothes for crazy cheap at those huge Goodwill thrift stores. You could probably assemble pic related for fifty bucks or so.

Granted, you have to keep in mind that you and I will still be skelly (or skinnyfat, or regular fat, wherever you are on the spectrum) and autistic either way.

>>34396995
yes but they didnt forget they are just keeping me out because it's about how they hate me

>>34396995

No, because I'm not insecure and paranoid.

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I already know they forgot to tell me the secret to getting a gf

>>34396986
>tfw youll never have a gigantic superchad frame that instantly causes men to want to be impregnated by you

Also a bad feel.

should i be a cuck?

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>>34397015
I love sexy Chad dudes.

>>34396961
I remember one time I got a little Caesars pineapple and ham pizza. It was pretty damn good for cheap pizza. Ate three slices and left the box sitting on my kitchen counter, and when I went back to get more, roaches were crawling all over it.

Good times.

>>34396961
>eating at little niggers

lol no

>>34397001
You see, even bugs want Little Caesars!

>>34396950
I got asparagus

this seems like it will greatly impact the outcome of your life maybe even more than your autism itself

>>34396950
why bother getting tested just the fact that you are on 4chan should be proof enough

>>34396920
get the sand out of your ears and listen

wtf i love sandniggers now
oreganooreo

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>>34396920
Sandwaifu