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hello friends I'm thinking about offing myself tonight and thinking I might stream it. gonna buy some rope and make a noose, drop hanging seems like the way to go.

now knowing i'll probably pussy out when the time comes I want to know how I could stream it to you guys from my phone because if I did that I wouldn't let myself not do it.
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>>34464575
What's the Point in All this man its simple Rise Above.
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>>34464575
A rope is the worst way to go i heard it hurts alot. so unless you want to be alot in pain dont do it.
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>>34464575
why you going to kill yourself, man? I bet ya a dollar you don't even have the sobbest sob story in here.

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>you will die someday

Let's try to change our lives slightly. Anyone up for it?
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>you will die someday

I wish that was today
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>>34464565
What did you do anon?

Organil
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Well, what have you got in mind?

You can fuck them, befriend them but if you get feelings they will destroy your life, trust me, they are all mentally/emotionally damaged
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my gf has short hair. i guess it just depends on the experience. did a short haired qt cuck you bro?
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>>34464880
>GF

Roo Norman please exit website
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Bitch look like a Romulan

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Time for bed

Goodnite
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>>34464453
Goodnight OP, I'm headed off to bed as well.
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>>34464453
>>34465822
Goodnight you two

Oregamog
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>>34464453
>>34465822
>>34465958
Also off to bed, night lads

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I am incredibly high, ask me anything!
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>>34464448
Have you seen the new Resident Evil movie and if so what did you think of it

If you haven't seen it just give a review of the last movie you watched.
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>>34464639
I didn't see that but today I did see Split! It was shit, exactly what you'd expect from an M. Night Shayamalan movie. Just pure shit.
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What are we drinking?
Oregano

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How do I end an annoying relationship with a girl?

Literally day 2 of this girl having my number and she's sending me texts ALL DMANED DAY. I barely send a response back, but it doesn't deter it.

Pic is me right now.
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Bump because im curious... how bad is she? Is she retarded?
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>>34464432
I'm in the situation, i wouldnt mind it as much if she was better looking and/or better at conversation 2bh
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>>34464520
Amen to that buddy.
>>34464517
No. She is sending me emojis and crap saying that she's bored.

what are some fun ways to be submissive in your day to day life?
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>submissive
>fun

This is what happens to people who have had a pleasant, trauma-free childhood. They go out and seek daddy/mommy doms to literally and figurativelly fuck them in the ass.
If you (the person reading this post) ever have children (which I advise you don't) do them a favour and traumatize them as early as possible.
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>>34464482
what does trauma have to do with this? what are you talking about?
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>>34464522
You're a fucking failure.
kys

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I know a few of you guys have been on or on are medication so I want to ask something.
I just got put on zoloft and want to know what to expect.
This is also the first medication I have been put on.
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>>34464343
i was on it untell i became an alcoholic.

you stop caring so much witch is nice, didnt worry as much, being in public didnt freak me out.

could talk to women and other people for once, actually got a date, lost shit tonne of weight dressed niver.

vivid dreams, was a nice bonus.

they atustic shit was still there, but was toned down, didn't get depressed as often, or super stressed out.

youll notice some changes after about a week or 2. then you kinda dont think about it,
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>>34464469
I heard it lowers you sex drive or makes it hard to cum did you experience any of that?
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>>34464496
non, it was the opposite for me actually

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How do I find a girl to eventually wife?

I want kids someday, but with a respectable woman. Inb4 that doesn't exist.
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>>34464330
you dont in the current year. if you werent born in some remote village that has older peoe doubling down on pure relationships you're 100% fucked and if you do find a virgin there's 99.99% chance she is going to fuck somebody else
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>>34464369
I'm hoping to hear otherwise. That's just too bleak.
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>>34464539
Welcome to the Jew World Order, goy.

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You know da drill
Op
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>tfw no yandere mokocchi bf


desu
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These threads are really, really cancerous.
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>>34463772
>RP
Stop phrasing my actions like that.

>I dont follow your post but I looked at the last 2 posts
In each you should see I'm telling them to stop it because it's wrong. I want to help them turn to the right path as God did the traveler. I want to help every degenerate in this thread repent for their actions and to follow a new path.

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>>34463719
These threads aren't for posting things like this.

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QUICK! WHAT'S YOUR COMPUTER SPECS!
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Wrong board /r/rtard
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>>34464408
You also got the wrong board, retard.
SFW requests for to >>>/wsr/. It's hardly even a request worth posting there, though. So chill out.
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Ts140 case and mobo
I5 4460
R7 360
Forgot brand 750w psu

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Yo white boy you wanns plau psfo?
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>>34464258
>it's another race bait thread
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>this is an original comment by the way
>asdkjhfjkasfhlasdjflasdjffadsfasd
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Put sum gundam on mah nigga
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>>34464258
I know exactly who you are. You live in manhattan(the lower east side to be precise) and you're under age.

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No Miskaki Thread? Well let's get going on this
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welcome to nhk top tier anime
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>>34464244
>Woman came up to me asking why I don't talk much.
>"Heh, I just like to be alone."
>She asks If it would be fine if she could sit down and talk to me sometimes.
>"N-no, thank you."
Wtf I had a chance Robots. Why did my brain go into defensive mode?
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>>34464297
I don't know I kind of had the same problem, I always get defensive if a woman talks to me since I get scared

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>WHAT is an orgasm? According to science it is a cunning trick used by the female body to weed out the genes of less desirable men.

>Female orgasms may be a tool created by nature to capture the sperm of men with "good genes", according to scientists.

>Which means if you're not making your girlfriend orgasm your DNA may just not be desirable enough.

>Women's bodies actively differentiate between men with good genes and men without, and an orgasm is a physical reaction designed to retain preferential sperm, according to the scientists.

>"Women mated to more attractive men reported an orgasm during a greater proportion of copulations than did women mated to less attractive men," according to the scientists.

>Recent research at the University of Albany looked into exactly what it was about their male partners that caused heterosexual women to orgasm.

>The study found that woman are more likely to orgasm if their partners are rich.

>Confidence and attractiveness also led to far more female orgasms.

>The study found: "How often women experienced orgasm as a result of sexual intercourse was related to their partner's family income, his self-confidence, and how attractive he was."

>Friend's opinions also have a marked effect on women's orgasms.

>"Those with partners who their friends rated as more attractive also tended to have more intense orgasms," the study found.
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Source:

http://www.express.co.uk/life-style/life/759825/women-orgasm-will-shock-you
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Genes are passed on through pregnancy which is caused by the man's ejaculation. The woman having an orgasm or not makes zero difference.

2/10 bait
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>>34464218
you're fucking dumb as shit dude

When you realize that you will never have a girl like this, what makes you even want to live?
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inb4 some retard comes in and says you can just pay a hot escort. Its not the fucking same.

Imagine being wanted and lusted after by a girl that hot
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>>34464117
>what are hookers
good food, games, and books are also reasons to live
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>>34464117
I'm looking for someone who would be a good mother. Anyone who who posts nudes of themselves, through their own will, wouldn't even get a slight of my attention.

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