Tonight, I confidently assert to the insecure and passive-aggressive histrionics of /r9k/ that their preconceptions on what is cringey or beta is nothing short of a bunch of stupid bullshit they use to put other people down to feel better about themselves.
I'm expecting a message back in a few hours, so I'll let you angry cancers fester for a little while.
Bunch of losers ruled by what other losers think is socially acceptable's what you lot are desu.
nice stuttering faggot
The problem is that theres no way to confirm what you say
>>34465866
There is no way she will read that and not think you're being ironic.
How bad is this guy gonna look when his term is up?
Ever see a human go hollow in Dark Souls?
>>34465839
laughed for the first time in like a year
>>34465815
I already got my lube and my dick out. I'm ready to see republican tears.
They are already losing it on twitter.
What is your excuse for still being a virgin if you're white?
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eJLGpOBV764
>>34465801
In the US there is a massive circle jerk that hates me for no reason
I live in a white country
lol nm this is 2017 thanks obama
>>34465801
>What is your excuse for still being a virgin if you're white?
I live in Australia: land of the 6 foot tanned Chads.
Who /ExPerverseHypersexualMasturbatorButNow100%NoFap/ here?
>>34466211
>Ah no
>feels bad design
wat
I'm still on the first part, 7 hours wasted today. Ready to die.
>>34466245
>I'm still on the first part
What do you masturbate to? What are your hobbies?
>January 28, 2017
>>34465743
>tfw 1993-2004 are gone forever.
>Never gonna buy a brand new PS1/Xbox
>Never gonna sleep in my rusty shit box honda civic waiting for bestbuy to open again
HOLY FUCK
i'd pay money to relive that hype
a lot of it just to experience those golden fucking years again.
>>34465824
Isn't a lot of that hype due to you not knowing any better? Where those consoles really any more exciting or ground breaking than the ones that have recently or will be released?
do you really think reliving that hype would still feel exactly the same?
>2003 was 14 years ago
>their are kids born after the gamecube was released who lost their virginity before you
Does anyone else have poor parents? God damn it I fucking hate them so much
My whole life I've never gotten to do anything. NOTHING. I've never fucking traveled, never been on a plane, never seen the beach, never stayed in a hotel.
All I do is sit in this shitty ass broken down shit box of a house. It smells like cat piss, there's fucking ripped up carpets that don't cover the floor, it's cold as fuck, there's mold everywhere and the bath tub is rusted.
There's literally nothing to fucking eat I've been living for 2 days off a 3 dollar frozen pizza and it's literally the nastiest shit I've ever fucking had and I've literally enjoyed every pizza I've ever ate up until now.
Fuck them. I fucking hate this country. I hate this town. I hate my parents. I hate every single fucking part of my life except for when I'm high.
>>34465735
Im looking at a pretty poor future myself so
im not even gonna reproduce.
>>34465735
the cat piss and mold and rust everywhere, ahh yes i remember those times. Living off slices of bread.
Is it possible for you to get a job? even if it's like manual labor or something it's worth it. They will ask to "borrow" money from you, just play along until you move out then cut them off
my parents might as well be poor. my dad makes a lot of money but all he does is buy bullshit he doesn't need and stores them away. he hasn't went on a vacation in at least 20 years. he just works and buys horse shit.
>shit son I am soo sorry.
>tfw bf's dad walks in on you porking his son
D-d-dad I thought you were spending all day at the winery with mom!
Is that... who I think it is?Should've guessed this wasn't original.
>Cuddling and falling asleep in a girl's arms
>Cooking breakfast with a gf
>Have a healthy social life with friends that care for me
>>34465594
> Feeling your body free of gravity and float in zero-g for a few days
> Being able to observe the Earth from orbit
> Being able to observe the stars from orbit
I'd like to not feel inadequate literally everywhere I go.
>>34465648
I like this one because it's relatable and not fucking pathetic like OPs.
I took this picture earlier today at my psychiatrist office, and I'm wondering why anyone would tell the doctor that they think of killing themselves?
I marked down "not at all", but I'm really more of a several days guy.
>>34465575
So you live in either California or Oregon.
Nice to know.
>>34465603
California, but what made it obvious?
>>34465622
Kaiser Permanente is based in California, but some outposts in Oregon.
t. friend who lives in Oregon told me about it.
Anyone else blame their parents for the way their lives turned out?
>20
>live a few kms from the nearest town in the country
>no neighbors are my age, all seniors whove retired
>no way to make an income to get out of here because no car and my dad can't drive me cause he's at work
>grew up with no friends all through high school, was quiet cause wasn't able to hang out with any
>become isolated and weird, people act strangely around me
>spend days at a time in my room, leaving only to eat
>mom gets ei so i don't have any time alone
>She just sits on the fucking laptop all day indifferent to how bad she fucked up as a parent
>>34465529
>Anyone else blame their parents for the way their lives turned out?
No, but I do blame society for not respecting traditional christian/catholic values. The world would be better, even by a little, with them.
>>34465529
Wow, almost exact same situation except I'm in my 30s.
Eventually you have to stop blaming and fix your shit somehow.
Single mom = Fucked for life
I just came out to my parents as a transphile and they're fucking screaming
I ran in to my room and locked the door and they're threatening to kick me out
Why the fuck did you do this to me /R9K/ I used to be so fucking normal
>>34465496
why did you come out to begin with?
>>34465496
Why are you a fag? Oh wait, you're OP.
You deserve all that you get you heathen.
>coming out to your parents as made up words
lol no wonder they're screaming. they probably think you're speaking in tounges
I hate these fucking things.
This particular one is so awful to use, and I only ever see it in places with no paper towels.
>>34465472
I only ever see them in public restrooms. I agree, they're pretty terrible.
>>34465472
Those are the fucking worst. Obnoxiously loud and don't dry your hands at all.
>>34465506
>>34465521
Just like your moms
call me blue pilled but im tired of hering the fucking "i want a virgin girl whos pure but im 30 yrs old " bit like grow the fuck up. they exist but you dont deserve them so just stop.
>>34465446
I do deserve them. I put in my effort to stay away from sexual intercourse. I should be given the same.
If she's a legit virgin at 30 something is very wrong
>>34465446
lol, what the fuck, how/why does this trigger you so much? I'm imagining you just suddenly bolt upright in the middle of the night with a scowl saying, "I have to let these virgin manchildren on 4chan know that they're WRONG"
Fuck you
>http://www.bbc.com/news/world-38767873
Soon in Russia you'll be able to beat your wife
LEGALLY!!!!!!!
What the fuck, they were supposed to become better after the SU, not become Somali-tier shithole
>>34465379
Russia took America as an example of what happens when you let women get away with everything, and go completely undisciplined. What happens when feminism mutated and women start turning into man haters and man bashers. They turn into worthless sluts, then man-hating dykes.
Women need to be kept in check, or else they will make the choice to destroy society to placate their self-absorbed narcissism.
>>34465655
it's pretty fucked how accurate that edit is
men are either forced to be cucked or risk being contained or die
Am I the only one who feel kind of bad about the story of Chris Chan?
We all know that he is a horrible person, his stories are cringe that makes you laugh at how horrible and stupid they are, apart from that every day is getting worse and more, however after a long investigation I find images and this video when he was a child https://youtu.be/UFQrhp84jDo?t=24 (he looked so innocent),and I wonder if in those times he would have been saved and change his future.
Besides I think a lot about his father, he did not look like a bad person, he was a hardworking guy who loved his family and tried to keep and help his family, especially Chris, even trying to help his son looking for work or an date, but I do not want Imagine what he will have thought in his last moments of life and what he have suffered having a manchild son.
Well, the truth is there is no salvation for him anymore , it is too late.
That video made me depressed a little.
Poor little cunt seems like such a sweet little kid and not dumb by any means, with better parents he could've turned out okay.
To see where he ended up is just sad.
She/hershe/her
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ED1ygdvBP5c
mh..