i've been drinking all night trying to gain the courage to finally end my life. It's been only 19 years, i'm bored, i'm directionless and dumb as fuck. No uni, no trade work at fucking domino's in a small shitbag bogan town. My father tried to kill himself when he found out i was going to be born. Like what the fuck more do i need, but i cant fucking do it. Please, just pretend to know me, pretend care.
you're the perfect candidate for suicide, buddo
>>34494342
why are you dumb, anon?
>>34494342
Bruh, you have a job
>tfw you will never live in the 1950s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j8ADfS8WQmw
>>34494339
What is with that accent and intonation that Americans had in the 50's? How come they don't talk like that anymore?
By the 50's feminism was already on the rise and the Jewish/Communist infiltration into the US was full force.
The idyllic time to live was the early 20th century before the World Wars and Woodrow Wilson.
>>34494373
I also like the animations from back then, they were p cool. Too bad normies think "if its old then who cares"
I just wanted to blow white people up..
>>34494329
That is evil you twisted goat fucker.
>>34494329
just blow up yourself, why dontcha
>>34494329
soon brother.
their time will come
confidence and faith are the biggest lies in the universe, but we would rather live a terrible hell than tell those lies.
>>34494318
if robots were so honest then we wound have so many "fembots"
i'm actually a compulsive liar, can't help myself at all. :^) on the internet though I have no problems being honest anonymously
life really isn't that bad, things are only as fair as people establish as actually doing
giving up and deciding to be a "robot" instead of trying to be the person you want to be is pretty pathetic
the mods should just troll the shit out of robots and change the name of the board to something9k or whatever
I'll get the ball rolling
>>34494312
god i fuckin hate japan so much.
http://hentai.animestigma.com/pretty-x-cation-2-the-animation-episode-2/
I'm a vanilla guy.
>>34494316
t. dumb roastie
shoo
>tfw turned 39 today
I will be an actual 40 year old virgin next year, it's happening. This is my life.
>>34494298
Might be time to buy a prostitute.
However, you've basically been a virgin for half of your lifespan now, might as well finish it out.
Thailand trip, fuck a young one and depending on how much you like sex literally and figuratively blow your load on every hooker. Who knows you might even fuck a trap after your 13th whore
Yeah, i agree, you might as well just go to a prostitute at this point. They wont judge you for going there, after all it is their job. Also try not to judge yourself that much, its not that big of a deal as everybody is making it to be.
pls keep the degenerate stuff to a minimum pls
Looking for R6S anons
R6S here
watchu want senpai
>>34494252
I would like to playing vidya
El bumpo
Oregano
Make the most of this last day of freedom, wagies.
F-fuck you! I love getting up at 6am every morning!
I work in retail, weekends are my work too
>just end me
>>34494258
I do too, wagecuck. But the difference is that I can decide to sleep in of I want to on any day unlike you who can only do it on your two days of freedom or when you decide to take a PTO day.
offical kissless virgin with no gf thread
>>34494211
Okay
Hi.
Oregano
am i kissless if i've been kissed on the cheek (not by mom)?
>>34494211
Even if someone was attracted to me (never ever), they would think it's immoral to touch me since they assume I am retarded.
Post your cocks and I might have a spare GBP (good boy point) for you somewhere~
bump, cmon cuties
>>34494069
But my dick isn't big
soc threads in >>>/soc/
Everytime you fantasize about Asian women, remind yourself that there are Asian men fantasizing the same thing about White women while thinking their women are whores
>>34493961
Mmmkay.
Can we like, trade the women? Like playing cards?
I don't really fantasize about white women when there are perfect 2D women.
t. Gook
Chie sure is perfect.
AUSFAG THREAD BRISBANE HERE
>>34493923
>BRISBANE
be my bf
sunshine coast here. honestly 50/50 on whether its a good or bad place to live
Vancouver here sup fellow dudebros
>"Hey Chadson, how naughty would it be if we were to have an incestuous relationship behind your brother anon's back?" ;)
stop trying to force the "chadson" meme
it hasn't caught on, and it won't catch on
you are literally the only person posting these weird cuckold incest fantasies
>>34493912
Jesus Christ, you're a real degenerate for having fantasies like that.
>>34493912
incest is literally the most cucked fetish you can have, even more than cuckoldy, no only does it go against societal norms, it's biologically wrong.
you're a degenerate joke, OP.
Normie here. I'm ready to ruin my life. How do I become a robot?
Only way a normie can do it is with drugs.
Try microdosing acid everyday for a couple months.
pretend that you have depression and cut yourself off from the world voluntarily.
like a week of no human contact pretty much puts you in the r9k zone
>>34493848
it's easy, just be yourself. bro.
I've completely wasted the last couple years.
All I've been doing is working, lifting, eating and sleeping. I couldn't bring myself to study, I got kicked out of uni because I spent the off-hours simply lying on bed or lurking 4chan, I never cared to submit a single work.
Job's a dead-end garbage, 9 hours a day financial paperwork in a company full of boring, miserable people that still have at least one hobby, while I have none. Lifts stagnated, no progress for 2 years, perhaps because I eat only buckwheat, rice, chicken and an occasional soft drink or shitty cheese pie I make in a stove.
Before this bullshit started, I watched movies, listened to music, read books, played vidya, but now it all feels like a chore.
I don't want to kill myself yet, because I live in a nogunz country (so no perfect way to painlessly an hero), and I don't want to abandon my dog, since there is noone else to look after him.
It's not depression, I don't rock back and forth all day - I work, I walk around, work out, but I can't bring myself to give a fuck about anything anymore.
What gets you out of bed, anon?
>>34493818
At least still you have a dog.
t.arap
>>34493818
This pic would only be applicable to us robots if any of us actually had chins/jaws