offical kissless virgin with no gf thread

>>34494211
Okay

Hi.
Oregano

am i kissless if i've been kissed on the cheek (not by mom)?

>>34494211
Even if someone was attracted to me (never ever), they would think it's immoral to touch me since they assume I am retarded.

>>34494211
hi hi hi kkkj

>>34494211

21 year old reporting in

I hugged a girl for new years last year but thats about it

>>34494217

Yes, it has to be lips.

So like what do we do here wallow in self pity. Because I'm up for some wallowing.

>>34494230
good, for a moment there i was afraid i'm a norman

i'm no hugless and handholdless tho

>>34494221
This, so much this except that people think I'm a child despite being 19. I think women would be afraid of breaking the law.

>>34494211
>tfw that applies to me

Mild ree.

khv girl here

>>34494240
>no handholdless
guess you are norman afterall

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>>34494260
Get your meatflaps out of here

>>34494261
no plz

orgaliano

>>34494211
what do you wish to discuss, op?

>>34494272
holding hands with girls is pretty intimate
hugs are more spontaneous thing

>>34494291
it was quite spontaneuous tho, it wasn't even romantical, just friendly

>>34494211
potential Chad, due to my height (6'3") and slightly above average penis size, but I have no self control so I'm fat, I also have no social skills

KHV life sucks

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>all my friends grew up and became normies
>tfw last of the KV's

Worst feel

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>>34494320
>tfw you used to hang out with your slightly autistic friends and now they have gfs and career opportunities while you remain 24 khv neet.
I'm a mistake.

18 years old virgin here
my only kiss i get was from the 40 years old girlfriend of my brother on my cheek.

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>>34494359
I'm the same except I'm only 20.

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>>34494397
>18 years old virgin here
You still have whole college/uni ahead of you.
t. 26 khv

>>34494359
I sometimes feel like this will be my fate I at least know 2 of my friends are going to get legitimately nice gfs one will get a desperate pick and the other will be like me.

>>34494428
I'm still befriending one. Thing is that we both are virgins but he's more autistic than me but lately he's having more success with girls. If i'll be last man standing then i'll be complete loser.

>>34494211
Ascend from the roasts my brothers, we don't need the vaginal jew

>>34494506
I had a friend who got into the talking to random chicks and tinder gane, had success but became a complete hybrid autist monster, I cut him out of my life.

>>34494409
nah im a wagecuck with a shitty appentriceship
as a plumbing and heating installers

>>34494546
>had success but became a complete hybrid autist monster,
What do you mean?

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>>34494546
>hybrid autist monster
sounds interesting
do elaborate

No longer kissless as of last week, after being bullied for looks and my spergy personality in high school, in uni I have no idea why girls are approaching me and shit and I don't know how to handle it

>>34494600
>I have no idea why girls are approaching me
Gee, maybe you're attractive.

>>34494563
He wouldn't stop spamming me about it, he even convinced me to meet with one of the guys behind this whole talking to random chicks. Seriously after it was over I was like hey want to get a drink like you know be social and he perfered to go after women like a fucking homing missile (like he would power walk, fucking power walk towards woman to woman with conviction) it was a sight to behold. I couldn't stand to even communicate with him any more.

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>mfw finally got a date for the first time in my life ever

A-am I going to make it guys?

>>34494649
Fuck it up anon you were born for this make her cringe to her core.

>>34494657
But I want a gf. I can't stand being alone

>>34494674
No anon, you must see being a robot is where you belong, you chose this life for your self. Anyway a gf is just more problems in your life. Do it for kek and meme magic.

>>34494626
I don't know, a single compliment is enough to overwhelm me and I don't know if I like it

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I'm probably the oldest KHV on here at this moment. 33 soon to be 34 wizard reporting in.

>>34494744
Seriously I have had chicks my age laughing their ass off at my jokes and compliment me, I don't go into full autist mode and go into some bad mind frame about being in a relationship with them or freak out internally.

I'm surprised no one has responded to my
>hybrid autist monster
Explanation

>>34494674
>I can't stand being alone
So you're going to settle with roastie eventually.

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>>34494211
26 year old here. It doesn't get better.

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>>34494927
But when it will get better?
t. another 26 khv.

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>>34494927
>when it will get better?
pic related

>>34494966
FUG, I even screwed up the quote. Was meant to >>34494951

>>34494824
>Seriously I have had chicks my age laughing their ass off at my jokes
Git any advice on this? What kind of jokes do you make?

My dad has not had sex in years unless he is fucking hookers behind my back. I want to be his toy. My wet throat is primed for his dick.

>>34494211
18 years old KHHV
I know im still pretty young, but things are not looking good.

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>>34494211
23 KHHV.
Tell me there is a way out.

Tell me now robots, is college my last chance? After that, do things go downhill?

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>>34494987
Not him, but the same thing happened to me with a girl. It doen't matter what it is, that's the point. She would laugh even at things that weren't supposed to be jokes, but she thought they were. That was the only girl who did that to me. Too bad that she lives in another city, very far away from me and I saw her only once when I met her. Who knows what could've happened.
Now that I think of it, my luck is really unbelievable, huh?

>>34494987
Self deprecating, and situational. works better when they are tired. Self deprecating only works if they have a idea of who you are at face value comes off as retarded if they don't.

>>34495008
Work on self improvement and social skills. It seems hard as fuck but I regret not doing it at your age. The years after 25 go by so fucking quick and once you're in a routine of work, sleep, workout, eat, sleep you're pretty much done.

>>34495013
college is just an opportunity
you are your last chance

>>34494211
19 year old reporting in

I believe its over. I'm too emotionally underdeveloped to ever enter a relationship and I don't want to lose my virginity to a random slut at the bar (if I can even manage that)

> no chance to meet girl because staying home all day
> coward to start conversation
> unattractive character pretend to be smart
>long face

fucked up. just fucked up

Fuck I'm 19 and in a tafe course,(adult education in Australia, I got a 35 atar so my optiond were limited)I don't go out, and I don't like dating websites and I'm very fucking picky, there are only 2 girls in my class one has the bf the other is a borderline sjw that has no idea about the things she supports so yeah I don't talk to anyone else in the tafe. In 6 months the course is over. Fuck me

>>34495045
Believe me, if you are hot, girls will give 0 fucks about your 'emotional development"
>>34495095
I would stay away from any sjw, nothing good can com from associating with them.

>>34495074
> no chance to meet girl because staying home all day
This is my biggest problem. I have no one to go out with, and when I do go out I just go for lonely walks or drives...

>>34495154
Same, I actually have friends but they are all like me and don't like going out so like I have no reason to leave the house, seriously I need reason to do things.

>>34495154
>>34495154
I'm in the same boat tbqh (very originally)

>>34495148
Oh I know, I'm attracted to her but I feel like when she finds out my political views she will flip her shit. But I have self restraint so I stay away from that shit, I mean she even had a bf during the course that left her for her more attractive friend.

>tfw lost all v-cards yesterday

I can't come to these threads no more but you're still my family. Wat do

>>34495013
>downhill
Pretty much. You're not going to be in the area with that much different people.

>>34495249
>Wat do
Explain how you did it. Share your story.

>>34495252
Even if I go to a big uni with 30K people?

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>>34495249
wegaedrthsryjn

>>34495249
>Wat do
Greentext of losing v-card

>>34495219
It's for the best, worst case she yells rape and your life gets ruined.

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Guys, why haven't we swallowed theredpill? They told us that we can be Chad if we see women for what they truly are. Literally a sexual strategy for us betas who want to become alphas. I read their handbook but I'm too lazy to do anything with my life. I know some of you guys could be potential chads.

>>34495174
>>34495186
This proves an old theory of mine:
>the vast majority KVs are like that because they are friendless

We have no exposure to the real world, to other people (including girls ofc), it's not susprising that we're KV. Thing is, I literally have no friends now, because the few that I had all live far away from me. I never learned how to make friends, so I'm screwed.

>>34495287
No amount of game or whatever they call it will help if you are short and have an ugly face.

>>34495287
Red pill (or game or whatever you want to call it) is just bullshit. I read way too much of that crap, fortunately I was sane enough to never start actually doing all those things. I stopped myself just in time.

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>>34495287
>potential chads
I couldnt. Even if i'd become /fit/izen, i'd still be stuttering, low-confidence person. I think that i'm broken good, just like there a couple of defective bulbs in the box of them.

>>34495314
I know that feel, only ever had 2 friends, 1 went to a uni far away and we rarely talk nowdays and the other went full cuck. Never really made any new friends after that, since i dont really fit in with most people.

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At this point I only want to die. I wake up with the dream to die, I go to bed with the dream to die. Every next day feels worse than the day before. Why havnt I born a female or chad.

>>34495343
>Why wasnt I born a female or a chad
I ask myself that every day

>>34495368
>why was I born?
That's what I ask myslf every day.

>>34494649
I've been to something like 10 dates, at least I am not handholdless now, but thats all.

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Hey. Any room for one more in this thread?

>>34495385
As long you are not a normie.

Why do we wallow in self pity my fellow robots? What if we just help each other out of this shithole. There's plenty of us who just want the pain to end. We don't have to kill ourselves. Let's just help each other out. Please!

>>34495368
50% are females, 10% are chads, we lost a lottery with 60% winning chance, we are the ultimate losers.

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>>34495376
But really, why are we born to live this miserable life? Because we have to redeem out ancestors through suffering? Maybe we all have a mission? Even if we have, why very young baby die? Where was the mission or grand plan in that?

>>34495314
I keep in contact with then online, and have pushed my self to make an effort because if that goes I'm all alone. We have sometimes that keeps us together. But it will end one day and when that happens I'm scared go without social interactions for long periods of time. Like I'm exposed to girls I can easily even talk to them. But yeah all my friends live a significant distance away from me. But seriously I don't like clubs, loud music and tightly packed people just turns me off.

>>34495427
Pretty much, we lost from the start.
>>34495419
And how do you plan to accomplish this?

>>34495287
I never had interaction with women before 2 years ago. Then I realized I want to do something about it so I started talk to women and improve my social skills. I wasn't reading anything, I just was scared of women and didn't know anything about them.
Never had success, but I guess I know the rules now and I don't like it. After the last girl I liked turned full bitch on me I just give up. For some people this shit is easy and natural, but for me every serious relationship with women is like constant battle. You need to keep right distance to keep her interested in you without letting her too close, you need to 'watch your back' to not be cucked, you need to keep calm head so you can't let her use you etc. All I want is girl that I love and she loves me in return, but when I try to do that she instantly marks me as beta cuck and friendzone/use me. I give up, this shit doesn't worth it and I don't like the thing I had to become to fuck somebody, that's just not me.

>>34495419
What do you mean?
>>34495436
I think we exist to provide a competition for other males which pushes them to be better.

>>34495419
We don't need to reach r/incels levels of desperate, seriously if we become too desperate we go insane I like being somewhat stable. Seriously go on r/incels now and it will scare the desperation out of you.

>>34495440
This describes me perfectly
>Like I'm exposed to girls I can easily even talk to them. But yeah all my friends live a significant distance away from me. But seriously I don't like clubs, loud music and tightly packed people just turns me off.

>>34494649
Yes you can man! You will do it anon, best of luck! :)

>>34495481
I often visit them, they are as depressed as I am. There is no other way to feel for a healthy kv than depression and suicide thoughts.

>>34495448
I can't handle all that, I find it hard to put in effort for friends and I'm only learning to do so now. Seriously I would just fuck it all up by not trying.

>>34495455
>I think we exist to provide a competition for other males which pushes them to be better.
So it's like when you're a bum, you can inspire others to seek something because otherwise they'd end up like you?

>>34495436
For winners to exist so must losers.
>>34495448
>All I want is girl that I love and she loves me in return
These girls are pretty much extinct in today's world.
>>34495481
We arent far from it desu,

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>>34495379
you are so lucky anon.
Tell me how i can convince a female to hold hands wwith me.
Just ... t-tell me how

>>34495520
Exactly. Like broke homeless people encourage others to work.

>>34494649
Don't get your hopes up. The only time a girl agreed to go out with me she bailed.

>>34495266

>me alone on friday
>crush from class texts me out of nowhere
>asks if we want to hang out
>nervouspepe.npg
>why whats happening does he like me?
>say what he wants to do
>'just to go for some drinks'
>sure when?
>today or tomorrow
>can't go on friday so saturday it is
>meeting around 6 PM at a local student's bar
>can't sleep
>constant feeling of being pranked
>eventually sleep
>wake up
>itshappening.gif
>shower, breakfast nervous as all hell
>try to play some vidya to pass the time
>cant concentrate
>its really happening
>look at clock every few moments
>5:30 PM
>here fucking goes nothing
>meet at bar
>he's there
>he's dressed pretty casually
>me too, tried makeup but failed so no makeup
>we say hi and talk some more
>stutter over words
>cant look him in the eye
>eventually i get a bit buzzed
>nervousness almost goes away
>I can laugh and talk better
>asks me to go back to his place and chill for a while
>sure
>back in my mind thinking its gonna happen tonight
>too buzzed to get nervous just roll with it
>we arrive at his place
>its pretty good
>nice and clean and organized
>go into living room
>sit on couch with some snacks
>shitty movie on

Cont.

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>>34495548
That doesnt sound that good. So ultimately my life is worth nothing.

>>34495543
> say some compliment
> lets go to "directionname"
> she agrees
> take her hand and go
The best feeling I've ever experienced. Last time it was 3 years ago.

>>34495561
Every girl who isnt a landwhale can get a bf easily, so you dont belong here, sorry.

>tfw reasonably attractive but god awful at making out
Had an incredible girl in my bedroom last night who was absolutely into me. With normies that's in easy lay. Instead I sit here this morning wondering if she'd still like to hang out with a guy who makes out like a fucking mongoloid.

>>34495534
Yeah, but as long as we stay away from 'a girl smiled at me' threads,I'll be happy. Any way those that go over the edge get stuck in the shit pit of disparity and despair. Where they reach the point to become a beta cuck to give up the shred of dignity they have life to a fat blue haired feminist that talks shit about his skin colour every day.

>had a decent amount of female interest in highschool even though I didn't take care of myself and had acne, I did at least have a small nerdy social circle (even though if they weren't around I'd end up awkwardly walking around alone)
>turn down the girls because I was more interested in video games and mtg
>graduate and never see friends again
>decide to clean myself up, look way better than I did back then
>rarely get spoken to by females
>haven't been asked out a single time like I was back then
>now a 26 year old virgin

I wish I knew there was a time limit on losing it and I would have bothered

>>34495587
>Had an incredible girl in my bedroom
Normies arent welcome here, sorry.

>>34495561
Are you girl(girl), girl(male) or gaybot?

>>34495603
BUT I COMPLETELY FUCKED IT UP BECAUSE OF MY HIDDEN ROBOT STATUS

>>34494211
Alright story time you stupid faggots.
>be me
>be 1hr ago
>be browsing 9fag like the worthless faggot that I am
>see some anime post about re:zero
>look at comments
>wouldyoulookatthat.webm
>some fulltime autist literally asked for a gf
>wrote some shit about Being 17yr old and looking for a 15-17yr old virgin near berlin, liking anime bla bla bla going full fedora mode
>people calling him out on the whole searching for virgin stuff
>he spergs out
>some dude even asked where that kid sees himself on a scale from 1 to autist
>literally 20 mins later the kid deletes every comment
>mfw I know it was one of you faggots
>mfw you khv are so desperate that you search for girls on 9fag
>mfw I have no face

>>34495603
>>34495615
Also I'm 23 and still a virgin

>>34495615
That's not robot status, it's the lack of experience.

>>34495561

>he tells me he finds me pretty
>all kinds of compliments
>i say I like him too but I never said anything because scared
>he holds my hands
>so warm
>nervousness coming back
>almost want to flinch and pull back
>says I shouldn't be afraid
>comes closer
>wat do wat do
>RED ALERT HLAP
>contact
>lips are so soft
>don't know whats happening
>i can smell him
>deodorant and sweat
>so good
>its over before I know it
>i tell him it was my first kiss
>he is surprised
>asks if I liked it
>yes
>says I should try kissing him now
>do so
>like in the cheesy movies
>close eyes with the head tilt
>second contact
>tastes of guy and saliva
>really nice actually
>he holds my face
>everything is so warm
>we cuddle
>asks if I ever had a bf
>no
>so virgin?
>yea
>says we should stop if im uncomfortable
>im ok
>more cuddling
>more kissing
>he grabs me
>ass and boobs
>massages a bit
>ineverknewthatfeel.png
>takes off my shirt and bra
>licks nipples
>holy FUCK
>start moaning
>i cant stop it now
>autopilot mode engaged
>primal instincts activate
>i touch his dick through his pants
>its hard
>he pulls off his pants
>i rub his dick with my palm
>idk what the fuck to do
>i grab it
>take it in my mouth
>re enact pornos
>start going up and down
>feelsweird tho
>meatstick in your mouth
>he massages my head and moans
>i stop for a moment
>tell him I never done this and im shit

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>>34495647
>tells me to not stop
>i gag a few times
>uncomfortable desu
>he tells me to stop and lie back
>he takes off my pants
>rubs my panties
>OH
>I can't see anymore
>just
>JUST
>going crazy moaning
>he stops for a bit and asks if im ok
>my panties are already off
>yeah
>starts going down
>best feeling in the world right now
>im gone
>im in a dream world
>he enters me now
>painful but eventually good again
>few minutes I cum
>then he cums
>he did use condom
>itsover
>after that more cuddling and sleep
>wake up today
>shower
>go home
>cry
>texting and planning next hangout

Do I have a bf now guys? Am I finally out? 22 years of hell.

>>34495517
Yeah, that's what I'm talking about.
I need gf as someone who cares about me. My last two tries were the same, I message girl, we talk for some time, I keep distance, she seems interested on me, everything's going ok. After some time I fall in love with her, start to care about her and wait for it in return. She see that I fell in love with her so she start using me. The only mistake I've made is letting her close to me and letting my guard down.
As I said it's like a fight, when my only objective is the losing point.

>>34495638
see>>34495631
I think I deserve some robot recognition

>>34495593
I would rather see those than the """"fembot"""" threads filled with pathethic thirsty robots.
>>34495615
So? You can get 100s of other guys no problem.
>>34495629
You are doing god's work my friend. No matter how alone someone is, I just cant see how they would stoop so low.
>>34495631
>Had an incredible girl in my bedroom
Do you really think us KHHVs would be able to do this?
>>34495657
Just fuck off please, girls cant be robots.

>>34495008
There is. Do what I did. Find a hooker and fuck her all night. Practice as much as you can. Once you have gotten laid you will get confidence for sure. Then go for self improvement. Lift weights and try to be humorous. Don't be dishearten if it doesn't work out for you. Learn what works out and apply on another girl. This won't be the correct analogy but be like Trump, totally shameless and don't bow down at all in any case. I did that too, no matter how many time I got rejected, I knew what not to say and tried to joke about stuff and you'll eventually get better at being humourous too.

>>34495629
hahahahaha oh my goodness

>>34495682
This is pretty good advice, but it doesnt work if you are short or ugly or both.

>>34495013
I lost my viriginity after college. Doing pretty ok. Could not have sex in college due to certain circumstances but then moved to different city and created a new beginning for myself. Try to bulk up and have a better physique when you leave college. Would make it easier. There are way too many milf and cougar you'll find in bars and clubs man!

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>>34494211
So, If I've had sex with a girl.
But I haven't got an hug, a kiss or even held hands with one, what am I?

>>34495657
>>cry
Why?

>>34495605

I'm an original girl (girl)

>>34495629
Search an destroy those spergs, anon
>godspeed

Femanon here!

yes im a female, yes im an kissless virgin.., yes im lacking and gf

now before you say that women cant suffer from these problems too, stop being so narrow minded!

>>34495710
A normie who needs to get off my board.
reeeeeee etc

>>34495659
Yeah I would only be in a relationship with someone that is actually interested in me and doesn't want to be treated like some princess where we would have mutual feelings for each other. I feel like I couldn't get that out of some random I met, like it would have to be a female friend I knew for a while.

>>34495712
Because it's finally over. I'm no longer a khv. It all felt so surreal. I don't know why any of this happened. And my crush liked me too. Do I have my crush as bf now? It was too much for me. It still is.

>>34495721
You are either fat or have standards higher than Everest, simple as that.

>>3449565
Thanks for the furious boner.

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>>34495725

She was a whore anon.
But I did not pay for that.

>>34495739
>Do I have my crush as bf now?
Probably not. If he was confident during the sex, then chances are not that high.

>>34495699
I have a friend who is 5ft and he's 23. He's fat yet he still was able to find a girlfriend for him. His girlfriend doesn't look good too but he's happy with her. He aimed too high in the beginning and tried to be with hot chicks but he couldn't and he just started talking to this random girl who was around his height and they hit it off and now they are truly in love with each other. Doesn't really matter, if you want to find true happiness, you can look for a person like yourself, who truly make you happy or you can just wait for that 10/10 and be a khv. I am not telling you to lower your standards or such, just asking like what you really want? Want to be happy and find a person who you want to spend the rest of life with or just want to bang a hot chick. That's all I can say. There are more then 3 billion women on the planet, and I guarantee you that you would remain single for your whole life if you have that mindset. Have some faith in yourself and think positive.

>>34495755
How does that work?
Originando post

>>34494260
omg i could help u pls i am veri desperate!!!111

>>34494260
I'M A GIRL BY THE WAY

A GIRL

GUYS I'M A GIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRRLLLLLL

>>34495721
Fuck you sound a lot like a feminist, go cry on tumblr.

>>34495738
No, you don't get the point. If you treat someone like princess she marks you as beta cuck and use you. You need to treat girl like you are above her, so you look alpha.
That's why I'm giving up. I want to care about someone and I want it to be mutual. I don't want to thing about my every move like 'is this too much beta' or 'will she see this as opportunity to use me'.

>>34495775
OOMG PLS BE MAH WAIFU POST UR KIK PLS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111

>>34495770
Mindset, confidence, being yourself and whatever BS you normies throw around doesnt matter if you are ugly, its as simple as that. And even the ugly girls have 0 sense of self awareness and think they are hot shit and deserve chad.

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>>34495771

She was a whore AND a friend of mines.

Stuff started with the idea I had to pay her, but then she just dropped the idea out of pity.

>>34495800
Yeah, I'm jaded about the whole thing and I've never experienced it, I guess its because I have only ever seen relationships from a negative light. But seriously to me it seems alien to me, I don't fucking get them at all like I don't understand how 2 people live in a relationship. I try to look at it logically and I'm left confused.

>>34495001
Dont worry, think positive and stay positive. First of all get in good shape. That is the absolute necessity. No matter how much lazy you are, you need to have a nice body. I started late, 22, otherwise I would have lost my virginity earlier. Man you have a lot of time and opportunity, you can do it anon! :) best of luck! :) Also a good hairstyle is very important, so pay attention to that :)

>>34495721
PLS POST CONTACT <333333333333333333333

>>34495844
>First of all get in good shape
Confidence is more important than good shape. It just happens that majority of people link confidence with good shape.

>>34495095
Try to friend the sjw and redpill her slowly.

>>34495844
>these normie-tier protips
what the fuck are you doing here faggot?

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Choo Choo, faggot

>>34495867
Yes they do link it and it actually helps. Having a good body and physique is very uplifting and give a boost to confidence. Also if you have a good body, girls pay less attention to what you're saying :P

>>34495897
Trying to actually help.

>>34495681

So... You actually think using THREE double quotations on either side of a word looks 'cool' ?

It makes you look gay

>>34495880
I mean I could try that, I mean the thing is we had a 6 month break from the course, we start back up in a week I really doubt she is still single. Also I think I would fuck up the red pilling.

>>34495543
Or try to go to a movie, try to hold hands there. If she's comfortable with you, she'll let you hold her hand.

>>34495929
>helping
>giving shit advice
yeah great help you are faggot kys

22 khv
i don't give a shit about girls anymore
all i want is to be happy

>>34495902
Soon I will get a green card, buy a gun and shoot as many chads and stacies as possible. Feels good mad.

>listen to my advice I'm not like you guys xD

This thread is dead robots, seriously it got cancer from normies and fembots. It was really good while it lasted.

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>>34495582
>take her hand and go
That's too much for me. I'd get a stroke if i'd do that.

>>34495979
take a good look at urself first u cunt

>>34495979
There is no safe place for us, robots, where stubid normies wont spoil everything.

>>34495968
Thanks anon for your noble sacrifice,

(This is a really fucking original comment)

>>34495992
There is actually no step by step plan how to do it. Normies just rely on their feelings.

>>34495996
Yeah, the Normie's saw there was a good thread, tried to enjoy it, failed and got called out for being normies so they resorted to saying 'kys' like any 12 year old leafy fan would do.

What do you think about /r/incels, lads?

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>>34495903

The funniest part :

All your 'fit' crap means NOTHING

girls like aesthetics, just like anyone else.
Sure... Nobody's attracted to a fat slob.

However, I've literally fucked HUNDREDS of girls, and I've never met a chick that really cared for musclemen that was worth a shit.

If a chick is impressed with your overcompensation for your insecurities, it's a clear indication that she's a loser, and not worth fucking.

AGAIN: you work out because you feel inadequate.

Case closed

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>>34496034
if you know that, you are a normie and need to GTFO of my board.

>>34496061
I made a thread on this 2 days ago, its a combination of they are our garbage and bothers.

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>>34496064
>offical kissless virgin with no gf thread
i think your forgot the point of the thread.
Now GTFO norman.

>>34496064
>Nobody's attracted to a fat slob
Unless he's a tall fat slob.

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> honestly want to start working out
> too shy to enter the gym
> have no idea what to do inside

>>34495841
Nice
Originando post
>>34495844
All these theing are still overshadowed by an ugly face.
>>34495944
>tripfag
Oh the irony.

Hi all. Everythingless virgin, level 26 mage. Friendless and with zero smiles from girls in my life.

Got some things going for me, but nothing that would guarantee or even help with getting a gf. Like having a 7/6" cock, sure it'd help keep a bitch but it's useless when none have ever seen it.

>>34496274
>having a 7/6" cock, sure it'd help keep a bitch
No, it wouldnt.

>>34496064
Anyone for source for that girl? Found bigger images of the stuff on that ad with reverse image search, but there's got to be better.

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>>34496604
Lol that's a fucking backpage prostitute (or at least a skank ass stupid prostitute was using that chick's pics)

My wife and I reverse searched it ourselves, because we could tell it wasn't legit...

Wendy used to be a full-time lipstick lesbian for 11 years until I met her, and we like to shop prostitutes on the weekends, and trade them drugs to listen to Hardcore Rave Music and perform oral sex on us, while I teach them about Elvis and Psychology

100% true

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>>34496112

Lol @ how ADORABLE you are when you spontaneously get the erroneous idea that 'you' are capable of suddenly becoming an intimidating, assertive Alpha Male...

Get your lazy fat ass back in your stale perspiration stench technotomb, and play your little sissyboy video games, before I break your goddamned jaw....

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lads I'm not kissless but I only kissed one girl am I welcome itt?

>>34497124
>I'm not kissless but I only kissed one girl am I welcome itt?
if you did when you were child - it's okay but if you did in HS and after, then no.

Remember a few years ago when my class went to a school trip to London. We were going back to the hotel and suddenly this kinda cute girl in my class grabbed my arm and we walked together talked all the way back. Managed to not drop my spaghetti and it was probably the comfiest moment I've ever had. I still regret that I never tried to get more contact with her.

21 year old kV today. I still think of this memory often...

>>34497321
damn... can I keep the tab open at least? I promise I won't post (after this)

>>34497462
Normies can lurk as much as they want I don't give a fuck they just need to stop shitting everything up.

Discord channel only for kissless virings.
https://discord.gg/88TuXK7

>>34494649
Where are you going?

Toottoot

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>>34495561
dropped at >he's there

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>tfw not attractive at all
>have sex on a regular basis

What's going on? What are you doing that's so repulsive?

>>34494834
It sounds as if he goes to the next woman he sees immediately after getting rejected

>>34500168

You know what's weird about /r9k/? There's a lot of attractive guys here. On average, they're over 6 foot tall, and most of them apparently have large dicks. The issue is that they are completely socially maladjusted with absolutely no frame of reference on how to act, coupled with extreme delusions and persecution complexes. Had most of the guys here had proper upbringings, they would probably be massive normalfags. Instead, you see a bunch of fairly intelligent but unfairly mistreated individuals with no self worth.

It's a pity, really.

>>34500906
I'm about 6'1" but I'm bald

Why are genes so cruel anons ;-;

24 kissless, handholdless, dateless, virgin beta reporting in

was college my last chance to redeem myself?

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>>34501233
Same but I've also never even been friends with or had a real conversation with a girl. They're like aliens to me.

>>34501288
me too, anon, me too

oregonal

I've had sex before. I've had sex before with beautiful women and I didn't have to pay for it. They did it willingly. How does this make you feel?

>>34495008
23 here too

ITS BEEN A LONG WAY

>>34501390
i want to pass away painlessly in my sleep

yes this is an original post

>>34501333
Whoa! Sick trips, anon! I loved them!

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>>34495561
>>34495647
>>34495657
FUCK OFF YOU ROASTIE BITCH WOMEN CAN'T BE KHHV REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>34494230
>hugging a girl
I wish you normies would leave us alone.

>>34501496
this, women dont get to be in our pain club, stop posting and leave NOW

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https://discord.gg/HzdzfPp

I'm making a new discord

If you join now I'll let you post whatever, I'll even ban Roasties and chads

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I've kissed a girl but still Virgin, can I still join?

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>>34501731
FUCK OF NORMAN REEEEEEEE GET OUT GET OUT WHY DO YOU EVEN WANT TO BE IN OUR CLUB YOURE NOT ONE OF US

>>34494211
Does kissing full drunk girls count?
If not i want to join.

>>34501859

You normie cancer
Read
>>34501807

i am here m8s.
only more this semester and another year to finish uni.
maybe i will take a masters
stil khv.
kiss is only on the mouth right? most people on my country when they meet they kiss eachother on the face, women with women and women with men but most women do not do that to me.
also i am 19.
what we do on ths thread?

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>>34501731
>>34501859
FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I've only been kissed on the lips by my younger cousin does that count?

>>34494211
>31yo wizard reporting in
>never held hands with a girl (in ways that count)
>never received a hug from a girl (in ways that counts)
>never kissed a girl (in a way that counts)
[received a friendly kiss on the cheek by a 1 year younger girl in 2005]
>last time i had a real conversation with a girl is 5+ years ago
[pleasent experience though; vidya, tv, memes]
>never been on a date
>virgin
[couldn't get hard in a brothel at a bachelor party that derailed a little bit; received a blowjob though with my soft dick; didn't enjoy it; convinced that i would blow way better if i wanted to]

>5'10"
>147pounds (starved myself down from double that weight)
>6.3x5.5 penis

hopelessness intensifies

>>34495657
>>34495647


Bait

Fuck off fag

>>34495721

Liar liar fuck reee etc

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>feel like girls are completely aliens
>any communication with them feels odd
anyone else know this feel?

>>34502723
yup

i cant relax and be myself around them. the times i have made them dislike me

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>>34494211
Anyone here looking forward to r9k Valentine's day? On r9k holidays I love the sense of community, belonging, and that there are people like me out there...

>>34502465
a true robot right there. I'm only 21, but I hope to one day join you as another wizard. God, life is meaningless.

>>34502723
Alcohol helps, but yeah can't talk to them sober.

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>>34495800
Generally speaking, I get you - the struggle is real. But the thing that you explained where most girls look for "alpha" partners - it's just not true, plain and simple. MOST women have the same expectations as you do, they want to love and be loved in return, however, some people attract certain types of people (for example I'm a regular goodguy and I ALWAYS attract the crazies, it's fucking terrible..) and you may very well be a person who, for one reason or another, just always attracts the douchegirls. If that would be the case, then perhaps you could overcome the issue. Perhaps not. Good yard

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On my way to learn powerfull spells and magic

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>>34494211
My mom used to kiss my lips when I was very little. Apparently it's an eastern Europe thing. Does that count?

Well, uh, I've not been kissed by a girl, so I can be here, r-right?

>>34495601
When did you discover /r9k/?

>had multiple girls above 7/10 calling me attractive or sexy
>friends tell me I am not bad looking
>a lot of people told me I look athletic and that I work out
>all kind of compliments to about my eyes up to a point where even dudes openly complimented them
>also mutiple girls had crushes on me
What went wrong robots?

36 years old. i stopped pretending to care during college.

a few years ago i would eat dinner at this bar 4 or 5 times a week - i'd bring a pile of work reading that i needed to get through. a girl tried to talk to me once while i was eating there. that was probably the closest i've ever been to getting kissed.

>>34505751
How did she approach you?

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Kissless virgin with hiv reporting in

>>34506310
she sat next to me at the bar and just started talking to me while i was reading.

>>34506461
Kek. How did you managed to get that?

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Here's what i think started my social anxiety.

>be kindergarten
>be recess
>be normal kid
>playing the "family" game in a plastic castle with some other kids
>some girl says "hey anon, do you want to be the dad?"
>sure.jpg
>she says "so anon, what do parents do and stuff?"
>i say "they love each other and stuff"
>she says "well in that case" and leans in and kisses me (on cheek)
>what
>other faggot kids that were in the castle run and tell teacher what happened
>talked to by the teachers
>really fucking awkward
>start drifting away from other kids because fear of being made fun of even more
>parents make fun of me for it for years after too

Anyway, it pushed me out of the normie social circles. Because it was in kindergarten when we learn how to make friends and stuff it really fucked me up from then out since i didn't know how to act in social situations. If i remembered the girl i'd love to see who she is now.

>>34495287
Even if it was true, I wouldn't be any happier fucking 20 women monthly, no. I'd probably be sadder, which is why I tend to treat the redfags just as bad as I treat manginas.
After all, if the redfaggots were right, then all women would be whores by nature and not nurture, you WILL get cheated on eventually, there are no pure girls out there and so on. I just don't want to believe in it, even if it means just lying in deceit.

anyone else look back at the past at cringe

>11th grade
>guy who sits next to me and this one hot girl and one other guy says he has naked pictures of her he'll show me sometime
>one day its just me and that girl
>tell her because i wouldnt like anyone talking about me or sending pictures me without me knowing it, just as a heads up
>next time in class she tells him hes full of shit and tells him he doesnt have any pictures of her
>awkaward as balls
>obviously i said something
>everything goes back to normal but months later she is showing off pictures of her having a threeway with her boyfriend and some girl to all three of us
>realize shes a hoe

should i feel like an idiot for that? i thought i was just being nice. its been three years ago but occasionally ill think about it

>>34506606
damn that sucks
sorry bro

>>34506606
Lol. Maybe you are fag and need to come out?

>>34506461
>>34506561
Bump

>>34506684

Not a fag, just was humiliated by my family and kids making fun of me at school forced me to be a loner. Util junior year of high school i was an absolute loser, and by then it was too late. I've given up since then.

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>>34506561
Still don't know to this day. Missed out on living the preteen/teenager life and will most likely die alone when aids kicks in and I look like a skeleton been positive for 7 years now

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>>34506606
>Girl kisses you
>You get in trouble
I don't understand normies

>>34506798
Exactly. I mean it was kindergarten so there were those tattling faggots, but i don't understand why my family constantly made fun of me for it and why i got in trouble by the teachers. I had chad potential, man. If i hadn't gotten told on i probably wouldn't be in this thread.

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If you are over 25 and still a KHV, you might be an inherently bad person. Good men are rewarded with loving relationships. Inherently bad people are rewarded with nothing but loneliness and despair. We mustn't blame others for our badness, they have no control over our lives. The karma of the world spirit,however, does. And it knows we deserve nothing because we are inherently bad people. We have gotten what he deserved, and until we make an effort to become better people with better hearts, this is where we will remain.

>>34506654
yeah your a lil bitch yo

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I could have had sex in high school or college if I had whined or weaseled or pressured girls into it. There were plenty of times I could have just paid attention to freshmen and tricked them into having sex with me.

I don't want to trick someone. I want someone to love me for who I am. If I could express that love through sex, that would be great. But I don't just want to get my dick wet.

24yo virgin oregano

I got my dick sucked but didn't stick it in vagooo am I still a virgin?

>>34506798
He didn't get into trouble. People teased him a little about that and anon was (despite him implying it otherwise in his post) already then socially inept. That's probably also why had a talk with his teacher. There is no reason why adults would actually give a serious shit about what happened to anon.

>>34507340
Actually they made me sit out of recess. Also parents gave me a good scolding in addition to being made fun of. I was fine off socially until then, never had problems with friends.

>>34506654
You sound like a pathetic pansy

>>34507520
>I was fine off socially until then
No, you probable weren't. No adults would punish you or really make fun of you (like mobbing you) for getting kissed by girl. Unless they are some EXTREMELY crazy religous peole or otherwise nuts, they wouldn't care. "Haha so cute", some teasing and that's it. So either you are the weird guy and people had a legitimate reason to punish you and make of you, or you grew up with some really weird people around you. Unless you can't state otherwise it's going to be the first case.

>>34494320
I haven't had any friends since elementary school.

>>34507995
>Implying you know more about my life than myself

What is worse r9k?

Actually kissing a girl and not remembering it so you think it really didn't happen but everyone says it did (it's probably some cruel joke)

or not kissing at all?

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>>34494211
24 KHV checking in.

At least I have my waifu, so it's not all bad I guess.

When I was 6 years old I used to play to kisses with a chilhood friend.Now i am a 25 years old adult and a kissless virgin .

>>34508221
Then tell us why people would actually make fun of you and punish you for getting kissed on the cheek by a girl im fucking kindergarten. As I told you, no one fucking cares about that. You want to seriously tell me that yiu got punished that? That people would actually make fun of you in a mean way? Any adult has probably already seen this shit and the kids have a week later some new "drama" to talk about. So again, why the fuck do believe that people care so much about YOU GETTING A KISS ON YOUR FUCKING CHEEK FROM A FUCKING GIRL IN FUCKING KINDERGARTEN? Either your parentsvand teacher were nuts or, more likely, you already had some serious psychological issues. So either state why your nuts or shut the fuck up.

The rest of my life is in order. I have friends and a decent job which i can use to advance my career. I'm not super attractive but I'd say in within the average distribution. I think most people that know me would say I'm pretty well adjusted and competent. How is it possible that I'm a compete and utter failure with girls? I'm 24 amd I've never had a single intimate moment with a female.

I feel like i just missed out on something fundamentally human. Something barely below the surface that I'm unaware of that everyone around me has.

>>34506461
I'm sorry anon, I truly am


o

>>34508310
ah, saber...

I have a few figmas of her and a daki. such a nice character. the ending of the fate route was perfect. I love tragedies...

>>34494260
You must be ugly as shit

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How do I explain the fact that I'm 26, 4 years from being a 30 year old man, and I have never kissed a female? Like that's middle school tier shit that I am stuck at. I can't even lie to females about my inexperience because it will show so quickly.

Geez, this is the first time I've been to /r9k/ and seeing this thread I really feel bad for you guys.
I'm 19 with a record of 13 girls so far, ask me any questions you might have and I'll try to answer to the best of my ability.

>>34508927
only deal with drunk girls for a while. really drunk ones.

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>tfw 26 KV
>birthday in 2 days

>>34509159
You can't possibly help anyone. It's not the same when you're 26 as when you're 19.

>>34509159
How many of them have willingly slept with you, e.g. you not raping or paying them?

>>34509452
I understand that. But if anybody wants advice I'm happy to give it.
>>34509509
All of them willingly, I have the physical features down and I like to think I'm charismatic so attracting girls isn't an issue.

Holy fuck I'm 24. I was 21 yesterday wtf happen. I had to look at my drivers license. how can three years feel shorter than a month.

>>34509620
I have to get my shit together and get laid or something. I have a job and live in an apartment with cool roomie. why is this so hard

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>>34509592
>I have the physical feature down
Nice anon, me too

it has to be lips or doesn't count.

i've had one kiss but it was 5th grade. literally 18 years ago. hugged twice since then, but both times for pity. def handholdless tho.

>>34494211
19/male

I was too autistic through middle school and HS. I knew one liked me back in middle school. I think one (a foreign qt actually) liked me but I had no real idea until it was too late.

Since then the only girls who have shown interest in me I met off 4chan and they were all the kind of crazy I'm incompatible with and/or boring to talk to.

I've realized I'm more of a volcel, and I'm probably gonna remain that way rather than force myself with something that won't work. That and I have trust issues with females, partially stemming from a failed e-relationship.

>>34510114
edit: I should have mentioned recently shown interest in me as in past 11th grade. I wasn't using 4chan in Middle-school.

tfw went to latin america once
some qt did the kiss cheek greeting thing to me

dos that count

Why do normies love posting pictures of their "transformation" it fucking triggers me.

>Literally the only contact ive ever had from a female was one of my friends telling a girl to hug me and it was that weird one armed hugs and i didnt even like it because i was such a sperg

>>34511021
that's fucking hot m8

>>34511021
Fap material tbqh

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>24
>missed 8 years of school due to a medical issue
>gained weight because of medicine, lost it all at 18 (when I grew out of the disease I had)
>now 6'3, in College, pretty funny guy and a solid 6/10, big dick that no one will ever see
>interested in vidya and animu, the worst combination for attracting females. Constantly hide powerlevel.
>don't know how to approach female sex
>no one shows interest

Forever alone. It's really hurting me now. I know if I found the right girl that can accept me playing a bit of vidya, she'd help make me a better person.

I asked 3 girls out in my lifetime after being friends first been rejected by every one and they broke contact with me. I'm afraid if I ask the one real life friend I have out, she'll do the same.

>>34496124
6'2 225 lbs. but all fatty, too scared to go to the gym near the chads :(

if you are in college, the 2 best tips i never followed:
-go to parties every weekend, there will be some sluts who hate themselves there
-do a study abroad semester or something like that

32 m virgin los angeles

kik: zsasza

not kissless tho

>>34511718
I graduate in may. In my 4 years here I never once knew where or when any parties were. Also, just this year I found out aparentally fucking everyone at my school goes out to bars and shit on thursday nights in particular. It's like there's a whole fucking world I just never discovered.

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>>34511743
>offical kissless virgin with no gf thread
>"not kissless tho"

>>34494768
Fucking brutal. Badass way to go

>>34511743
You kissed a girl before? Get off this board rEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

For some reason kissing is the thing I fantasize about most. Thinking about sex doesn't really feel right and I always imagine it being very awkward, but kissing seems like an innocent and simple thing to me. Sometimes I practice kissing my hand and pretend that it's with a girl I like, it actually feels pretty nice but also makes me a little sad.

I got kissed on the cheek once in 7th grade. Is that good?

No GF, of course.

>>34512106
Haha I kissed a girl! Two girls even! Failed normie checking in!