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>tfw turned 39 today
I will be an actual 40 year old virgin next year, it's happening. This is my life.
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>>34494298
Might be time to buy a prostitute.
However, you've basically been a virgin for half of your lifespan now, might as well finish it out.
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Thailand trip, fuck a young one and depending on how much you like sex literally and figuratively blow your load on every hooker. Who knows you might even fuck a trap after your 13th whore
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Yeah, i agree, you might as well just go to a prostitute at this point. They wont judge you for going there, after all it is their job. Also try not to judge yourself that much, its not that big of a deal as everybody is making it to be.
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>tfw you look up to OP as a rolemodel
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>>34495277
>tfw you look at OP as someone who has simply already got where you're heading
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>>34494298
I see that girl everywhere, she's cute as fuck. Source?
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>>34494298
>meanwhile I just lost my virginity at 18
So long, losers!
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>>34495256
Fucking a prostitute doesn't count as losing your virginity. You haven't accomplished anything unless you make a girl want to fuck you. If anything, you're just becoming even more pathetic than before.
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>>34496357
>tfw my two chad best mates take me on the path to normiedom
>get disgusted with normie culture after seeing it at its worst
>prostitutes would now be my preferred option
Fuck off shekelsburg
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