Normie here. I'm ready to ruin my life. How do I become a robot?

Only way a normie can do it is with drugs.

Try microdosing acid everyday for a couple months.

pretend that you have depression and cut yourself off from the world voluntarily.

like a week of no human contact pretty much puts you in the r9k zone

>>34493848
it's easy, just be yourself. bro.

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It doesn't work like that normie, it takes us many years to get to a point where our life is ruined and we have reached anon teir. You can just ruin your life the 4chan way instantly you normies have your own ways of ruining your life its called unwanted pregnancy and drug abuse you should try one or both for maximum effect.

>>34493882
but i'm a normie that hasn't done either so now what? seems like you just want me to suffer really badly. ,

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>>34493901
Yes normie, if you want to ruin your life right away that is how you do it. Our ruined life's is a point we reach where we are kissless virgins with no friends that are complete social rejects because of how jaded we have become from the torment of asshole Normies in our life where we live in recluse and post here for a living.

>>34493901
Just quit your day job, get on government gibs, and shit post all day. That's really all you have to do if you want to be a NEET. Or instead of government gibs leech off a family member. If you want to socially suicide, do something offensive like shit on a playground or something.

>>34493971
>>34493970
>>34493882


What if I told you I was a failed normie but not a robot?

>>34493971
That's how to become a freak, some of our more disturbing autistic brethren.

>>34493848
Literally just turn into a trap.

>>34494023
Ahhhh so you are reaching our point in life I mean you have reached 4 chan so it isn't long until you become used to this place and become a regular. Don't worry 4 chan will do the rest of the work for you.

>>34494062
Iv'e been on 4chan since 2008 i'm just not as pathetic as everyone on this board is.

>>34494078
I'm actually a new fag only about a few months old, I actually have friends a job and i own a car I'm only 19 I'm better off than most normies.

Delete social media
Avoid your friends
Quit your job
Let your personal hygiene slide
Dedicate your time to the consumption of fringe media and pornography.
Only eat junk food.
Sleep to little or too much.
Don't go outside (amazon is your friend).
Substitute fictional media for human interaction.
Become angry and bitter.
Hate yourself
Get severe depression from lack of human contact.
Suicide.

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>>34493848
Reminder:
If you have happy memories of your highschool, or happy memories with girls and other peoples, You cannot be a Robot.

>>34494232
Fuck that takes me out of the equation as well

>>34494025
that's what a robot is boy

>>34493848
>becoming a robot
not how it works you were either ostracized and excluded from society from the very beginning or you were apart of it. Becoming a NEET is different though,