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If I named my daughter Dolores would I get arrested?

>>34532464
my child would have to be named after a champion in league of legends

>>34532604
Not everyone would get the reference.

Also, Ivan for a male and Lilith for a girl

>>34532451
i just quit giving a fuck when tornados come through my area. if i die, i die. fuck it.

yeah, there used to be a ton back when I was a kid. There'd be like 4 or 5 a year and now we're lucky to get even 1.
whats up with that?

>>34532703
I guess you would also say that when you're stuck under the pile of rubble that use to be your house and you are slowly crushed to death.

>>34532436
M,

I know you've been trying to reach out to me (on discord and these threads), but you should stop. I am fully capable of figuring these things out, and I also reconciled with a good friend of mine and I believe they will be able to support me in a way that you could not. I'm glad that you've moved on, although your reaction to that image suggests otherwise, as well as the fact that you continue writing to me and feel the need to support me even from afar.

Best wishes,

A

>>34532436
I like the way you worded your post.

>>34532436

Lonely boi

It's okay don't worry about me I'll be fine

-le spoopy ghost

>>34532379
I finally got the sex change surgery

So I want to tell you.... I actually have a penis.

But its a feminine penis, so we're good, right? Boi pucci still pucci? U Gucci?

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( ._.) i tried

thats more than you can say

a LOT of men think like this

think of this next time before you interact with a woman

saging. suggest other anons do the same if they do decide to reply.

>giving money to a half-nigger whore

bravo

>>34532366
better than donating to eggman atleast.

>>34532363
Dude he's so fucking ugly and that 3 inch Vienna sausage ain't gonna help your business either.

>>34532363
i've actually thought about this a lot. i really want to do porn where the girls are dressed comfy (like men's sweatpants, jeans, pajamas, sweaters, etc) and focus on making a steadily progressing experience. like, rather than just cheesy line -> blowjob -> riding -> doggy -> blowjob -> cum, switch things up a little and get cool shots of the penetration itself and intersperse those during intense moments, maybe splice some pov shots that are really focused on eye contact or something. stuff like that, just mixing it up and trying to create a sexual narrative. all with blacked quality cameras and stuff

>>34532575
I know black people dumb ass, I can get them to fuck white and get filthy stinking nigger rich

>>34532619
I'm making the best porn possible

>the only girl's you've ever attracted were an autist and a 14 year old

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>>34532101
>tfw recognize that as a crop from a BLACKED screencap just because of the lighting in the image
>literally never watched BLACKED porn before
4chan is poisoning my brain

Who else /doesn'tseevalueineyecontact/

I get that it's about respect, and when I need to do it, I do, but seriously, if I'm trying to have a fluid conversation, eye contact is so pointless.

>>34532084
>women
>pure
>human
sure

>>34532084
>Cherrypicking
ayyyyy

>>34532084
Yes

asians make the best wives and will properly discipline your children and will also cook/clean for you

black women are disgusting, literally the worst choice to breed with

>>34532048
Have you tried playing Dark Souls yet?

Have you tried playing WoW yet (doesn't have to be (((retail))) WoW)?

Games :
TF2
CSGO
Geometry Dash (This one is going through copywrite issues so it's not on steam atm)
Garry's Mod (The best of these 4)

Hobbies :
Hiking
Reading
(blah blah more fucking normie shit)

Overwatch is fun
Ogriang

>>34532041
i dont care and you should stop caring so much about women, it's vapid

>>34532066
>thinking calling someone names is an argument

>>34532041
nothing important desu senpai

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>>34532008
MY BACK lS GETTNG TIGHT

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SITTING HERE IN TRAFFIC ON THE QUEENS WORLD BRIDGE TONIGHT.

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BUT I DONT CARE CUZ ALL I WANNA DO IS CASH MY CHECK AND DRIVE RIGHT HOME TO YOU

>believing in evolution

>>34532055
>tfw darwins theory would wipe out all numales if remotely true

>>34532003
i already look like that lol

>>34531998
your personality is enjoyable and comical in a good but potentially bad way

You're fun to keep around, but unwanted in serious situations

Anons who use tripcodes are just previous redditors who want to feel special and unique and know no one will like them unless they recognize their name

>>34531961
Just grab the little fucker and show us his boi pussy

>>34531961
Post that book Cham.

Any other encounters with the elf?

>>34531961
Fuckin elves. They all deserve to burn

I am planning a shooting. Shooting my very own pornography.

>Wanting to kill other people
Just neck yourself. Other people don't deserve it. But you do.

not today, NSA


gorgonzola