If you ever have a child, /r9k/, what would you name him/her?

If I named my daughter Dolores would I get arrested?

>>34532464
my child would have to be named after a champion in league of legends

>>34532604
Not everyone would get the reference.

Also, Ivan for a male and Lilith for a girl

>>34532464
chuck probably and the other one geralt
I don't care what their gender is

>>34532643
A ruskie and demon
found the fucking liberal

I'd name her daisy

I have a daughter technically, but I didn't get to name her. Not sure what I would have if I got to, probably Sarah or something.

taylor if a boy
sam if a girl

>>34532464
If male, after myself Leander, if more than one boy I'd name others Fox or Ax.
If female, just let the mother name her. I like the names Charlotte, Elizabeth, Eleanor and Mia, however.

never having kids

If girl, Connie
If boy, Dio

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>>34532464
I have a son and a daughter...

They are both extremely intelligent and attractive...

My son goes by the name hack_blastard, but his actual REAL nameon his birth certificate is JET NEPTUNE...

Not kidding...

His sister's name is JUPITER NEPTUNE

I couldn't be more of them

>>34532677
I'm actualy apolitical.

boipussy if a boy
fellatio if a girl

>>34532464
Elliott and Roger

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3A6N4ttrVEA

This white aryan non-degenerate fellow anime lover DEMANDED that I name my children after Naruto characters

so

yeah, I have to name my kids Sasuke and Hinata now.

>>34532812
Lol

I don't doubt that at all...

That's because you CHOSE to be a homosexual...

Good work, dumbass

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>>34532464
>using sans like that

i always liked the name Terra for a girl

I'd be afraid to have a son

>>34532700
>I have a daughter technically
Your wife's daughter?

>>34532933
No, a lesbian friend I helped.

>>34532969
>a lesbian friend I helped.
Are you paying child support now?

>>34532886
>JohnnyNeptune

i'd name my boy sue

>>34532464
I would name them you're an asshole, OP.

>>34533008
Perhaps amazingly, no. Maybe that could happen in the future if I'm unlucky enough, but they (a couple) haven't sought child support. They don't even want me around that much, which is a little sad since I like spending time with the kid.

If it's a girl, I'd name her something soft and feminine like Alice, Emily, or Elizabeth

If it's a boy he gets named either Bruce or Luke

>>34532635
Which one anon?
>>34532643
Lilith is a top tier girl name without a doubt.

Girl names would probably be things like Lillian, Ella, Maya, Bonnie, Bianca, Gale, Zora, Ashe, Katie, Alex, Nora.
I'm not sure about boy names anymore, but I kind of like Jack, Alvin, Kenny, Bruce, Jalen, Kevin, Jason, Michael.
I'm sure there's tons more however, I love names for some reason.

>>34532464
Also fuck you for that last line.

>>34533228
probably katarina

Girl: Iris, Irene, Sofia
Boy: Josef, Walter Elias (it's autistic but I don't like many guys names)

>>34532464
>Reply
knjknk

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Amber or Constantine.

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>>34532464
rose for girl
daniel or mikhael for boy

Armand for boy, Friede for girl

>>34532806
>Having your first name as either Fox or Ax

FUCK
YES

>>34532464
Ughhhhhhhh these posts need to end

>>34532464
Do these dumb whores not know that condoms are available at every gas station and drug store? I'm not going to pay for you to slut it up and "explore your sexuality" at age 33, cunt.

If girl: Srinivashidaquandalomashabalabbadingdong

(Fuck girls. I need to make her life hell to even the playing field.)

If boy: John.

>>34532464

(You)

originalimuytydhdf

I get names from different sources of media. Often times from books, but some from video games.

Recently been playing DS again and thinking about naming a boy Artorias.

>>34533667
As a misogynist myself, I find that retarded.
A child relies on their parents for everything. They are completely helpless and on their own in this piece of shit world without their parents. Bullying and targeting your child for being a girl is just as retarded as being a single mother who despises a son because he reminds her of her man. I was raised by a shitty parent that wasn't even all that bad and it sucked. Don't be a shit to your daughter. Be shitty to your wife if you will, but children depend on us.

>>34532464
damn youfdsfszdf

fuck u op

oreganoo

>>34532464
Leah or Zayda if girl

Ian or Victor if boy

>>34532464
I would want a son and would either pick Atlas, Zeus, or Justin

Abortion medical waste

I never want to have kids and never will. If my SO ever changes her mind, we're done.

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Dionisio is male, Astrid if female

>>34533509
Friede is top patrician grill name.

>>34532464
I hate you for making me post.

>>34532464
My son would be called Goku

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>>34532829
I dated your son and all he really did was constantly bully me and threaten to kill me.
As the manufacturer, are you not responsible? I'm pretty sure I deserve compensation because of the extreme duress and mental anguish I endured.

>>34532464
Probably call him Hummus
Just to fuck his life up

But if girl than I'll name her cumstain
Or Accident

>>34532464
My son would be called Chad and my daughter would be called Stacy. Just to fuck with the space time continuum.

If girl: Lana
If boy: Preston or Asher. Idk

>>34532464
AAAAAAA WHYYYYY1111111

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Boy:
Bruno, Leon (accent over the e)

Girl:
Olivia, Irene


I think they would go well with my last name

Cecil for boy and Noel for girl

>>34532464
I brought this on myself

id have to name that little baby mercedes

>>34534936
>dating a tripfag

lmao at this tranny idiot

>>34535567
You sound like a spic

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>>34535718
That's because I am pls no bully

>>34532464
(you) gfdwsanljb

>>34532464
Girl would be Phoebe
Boy would be Henry

Guy: William
Girl: Victoria

>>34533101
sperm donor?

why'd you do it?

>>34536295
No normal way, it was cheaper. Did it because they asked, and we're friends. Didn't realize until later they could fuck me over for child support if they wanted.

>>34532464
Fuck you originigger

Azazle or Petra

>>34536346
So you had sex with one the lesbians?

This reminds me of Ross Geller from Friends

Or gorgeous reply yeyete

>>34536367
Yes, until she got pregnant.

>>34532464
FUCKING ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NORMIEEEE leave MY MUM ALONEEEE

>>34532893
"Sans" means "without" so she used it correctly.

t. Pepe

>>34532464
Ive always liked the names Marie, Chloe, and Gina for girl names and I've always like John, Calvin, and Noah for guy names.

>definitely some Stacy and chad tier names I realize but I have never met any bad people with these names

>>34532464
I'd name my daughter Reimu.

Girl: Lucia, Maria, Elizabeth, Natalia,
Boy: Andrew, Robert, George, Alexander

Fuck you oreganiojfjjbfg

>>34534923
Knock knock, its me goku.

Shit thread
Asdfghjkl

Male: Paul
Female: Probably wife's pick since I'm deadset on Paul