what does it take to start my own porn business? anyone want

>>34532363
Dude he's so fucking ugly and that 3 inch Vienna sausage ain't gonna help your business either.

>>34532363
i've actually thought about this a lot. i really want to do porn where the girls are dressed comfy (like men's sweatpants, jeans, pajamas, sweaters, etc) and focus on making a steadily progressing experience. like, rather than just cheesy line -> blowjob -> riding -> doggy -> blowjob -> cum, switch things up a little and get cool shots of the penetration itself and intersperse those during intense moments, maybe splice some pov shots that are really focused on eye contact or something. stuff like that, just mixing it up and trying to create a sexual narrative. all with blacked quality cameras and stuff

>>34532575
I know black people dumb ass, I can get them to fuck white and get filthy stinking nigger rich

>>34532619
I'm making the best porn possible

>>34532826
>interracial
>"""best porn possible"""
pick one

>>34532932
I know white guys with big dicks too, I'm just saying, it's not my dick that's going to be on screen

>>34532619
Ive thought of the same thing as well anon. I think it would be a nicer porn experience overall, and you'd get a much better variety of girls than you would with just relay porno girls. Itd be like offering the a "boyfriend experience" of sorts. It'd allow for better escapism all around.

>>34533046

How will you pay the sloots

>>34532363
Knew a guy who knew some people in the business.

You HAVE to have staying power and accept you're not going to be banging brazzers tier bitches consistently, if ever.

>>34533440
cocaine and some cash

>>34533508

You really have cocaine? What's your area code because I have a big dick

>>34533474
fine with me, I'll get used to it

>>34533524
I don't have it, but I know the plug

>>34532619
>>34533332
>boyfriend experience
I've thought about making porn where instead of just picking girls up off the street or casting couch or whatever there's an actual backstory, like the first half hour you watch their date and then he takes her home, all like a romantic comedy except they actually show all the sex at the end but in a more realistic way

>>34533540

So we gonna do this or what

>>34533907
send something that shows worth your salt, I don't want a skinny fat manlet (for all I know) fucking 10/10 whores and getting free coke, you have to work for it

>>34533992

donlj8.tumblr.com

>>34534180
just keep fucking girls off tinder and get off r9k
your type come a dime a dozen.. Chad

This requires the ability to talk women into taking their clothes off for you.

...You're here on r9k.

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>>34532363

>step one
>be a jew
>automatically get into the porn business due to it being infested with other Jews

The tribe only lets the other members of the tribe in. Of course, there's Max Hardcore who's an exception, but even still... He's not that big of a deal.

>>34534751
I could probably talk a girl into something if I just disconnect from them as a person
if I think about having relations with a girl, or getting to know one, I get tongue tied, if I'm just fucking talking to one as a human (and I'm always I keep up the bants when I talk to people) I can be charming enough to talk a dumb bitch into sucking a big handsome mans dick for money and drugs

>>34534957
I look jewish, but I'm not. How much does a name change cost?