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Post your feels about living in europe
>country
>age
I fucking hate my slavic shithole.
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>netherlands
>22

i'm cool with it. lots of trouble around my old home but I'm living in a really good neighborhood now slightly up north.
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>>34540335
I like rustic Slavic shithole's
britbong living in chavland
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>portugal
>22

I love my country, I love Europe and I think it's about time we show genuine solidarity between Europeans. We don't need to be right-wing or left-wing to be united and strong. With genuine spirit of brotherhood and a collective desire to improve, all of our cultural differences will be irrelevant.
Time to shake off America's influence and media and start looking inside ourselves, we once ruled the world because of competition between each other, we shall do so again because of cooperation between each other.

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>you will never be hooked onto a machine that repeatedly pistons your anus while milking your semen
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>tfw constant fantasies about being kidnapped and hooked to a milking machine while getting fucked and fed viagra constantly
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>>34540292
here's something better
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gay_bomb
the chemical they use makes you sexually atrracted to both genders.
basically similar to a love potion
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>>34540292
>>34540323
>>34540393
faggy sissybois stop being beta and start lifting
love from pol

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>britfeel
>amerifeel
>ausfeel
>no canafeel
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I love Canada
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>>34541249
flaming faggot liberal detected
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>>34540279
When's the free college going to happen? I'm tired of paying student loans and I'm considering moving to Germany or Italy for school.

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ITT: Things women will never understand

I'll start
>being lonely
>being an outcast
>honor
>why getting kicked in the testicles isn't funny
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>The meaning of love
>How not to use someone
>How not to be a whore
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>>34540275
No one?
As for movies Id say Master and Commander?
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>>34540275
>>34540373
>>34540382
ITT: bitter neckbeard beta virgins

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Everything I fucking do,

Life is on hardmode. Anything i turn my hand to I struggle. Everything. 25 and still trying to drive. Failed a test today. Fucking sick of this, why does it seem like I am the only one who had to put effort into things. I am just a fucking loser and I should accept that. I'm not as smart as I thought, I'm actually quite dumb
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Lol I'll never try to drive because driving is a responsibility and I hate those
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Can't even make a threat right. Going to take a bunch of Diazepam and get high off some weed. I miss my dog.
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>>34540262
29 here, I still don't drive. Just never could get the hang of it and don't really care that much about it anyway. The bus works and is cheaper than owning a car so I'm not even mad though.

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I'm gonna go outside, /r9k/. Where should I go? Is there anything fun or interesting outside?
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>>34540180
Do you have a nearby beach? A museum?
Maybe go to a store that sells manga or games?
You seem to like Boku Girl.
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>>34540190
Not OP but I loved Boku Girl. I read most of it but all of a sudden I couldn't find like 10 chapters translated it went from like 77-90 and made it so I stopped reading it.
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>>34540180
go feed the birds

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>be me
>hardworking conservative
>really muscular from lifting
>clean cut
>buzz cut
>clean shaven
>tactical
>logical
>always prepared
>voted for Trump cause want to make America great again

>attracted to liberal sjw types
>girl in my class has dyed bright hair and constantly bitches about Trump
>want to date and fuck her
>her orange dyed hair just turns me on
>she probably hates God
>day dream about logically debating her on politics and show her where she's wrong while she gets emotional and worked up until she submits to me, the man, as is in her true nature
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Aren't we all

Me
>tall, /fit/
>stable, good life
>a lot of luck (except with girls)
>never really had any problems

Her
>small, shy
>emotionally unstable
>BPD is insane but hot
>bonus points if abused
>doublepoints if raped
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Well I'm a skinny guy who's attracted to fat chicks, so there's that
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I love how people here just ripped and teared the word modesty from their vocabularies.

I've actually met some people who talk like that, and often they're actually shy and very delusional.

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what's your excuse for being a virgin?

and don't talk about the fictional character you guys made up called chad
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User to hang out with the chad group in high-school, got into a fast fight with one of them over weed, he started spreading malicious rumours about me, became ostracised by needs, stoners and Chad's, have no friends and don't go outside.
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i'm unattractive. good looks influences confidence, hence i have low self esteem and girls find me repulsing.
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>>34540131
Got a spine trauma in middle school, spent year and a half on hospital bed/at home, still catching up socially.

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what are the best jobs out there for a robot?

i wish i could be a neet till the day i die but unless your family is rich and they let you leech off them your entire life then it's just a waste of time, you guys on neetbux are gonna be forced to take some shitty job outta nowhere one of these days, the government won't just let you sit there and do nothing forever
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Do liquor store in a good area
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>>34540160
till some dindu robs you I don't think so
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>buy used cars for cheap
>fix them up, sell for profit

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A girl can never love you
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>>34540074
>tfw a girl will never love you
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>>34540074
But YOU can love you anon.
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>>34540123
not op, but
how can i love myself if i hate everything about myself?

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I just came back from the hospital, they say they can't help my body. I already knew that there's no cure, but that there's no viable therapy to make things better was news. They said I'm gonna live a shitlife for the rest of my life and all they can do is happy pills and group therapy to help me cope. I'm in my early 20s and all my hopes and dreams have just been thrown out of the window by an autoimmune disease.

Sometimes I wish it was cancer instead.


Anyone else suffering from a serious non-meme condition right now? Depression and acute shortage of tendies need not apply.
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Serves you right for being a slut
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why are you so vague? how are you limited by this exactly?
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>>34540071
LOL WHORE
ENJOY YOUR AIDS

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So, Valentine's Day is approaching and I have a dilemma. I'm very good friends with a young lass and I want to give her something without it seeming romantically motivated or creepy. She's 15 and I'm 20. I'd really appreciate some non-romantic, non-creepy, non-autistic gift suggestions.
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Give her a dildo molded from your own cock.
It's the alpha thing to do.
Yours forever.
You're not a beta faggot are you?
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>>34540033
Its honestly best that you don't get her anything it would be weird no matter what.
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>>34540055
No, trust me, it will be hurtful if I don't get her anything.

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>Wanted to look up something on my Youtube history
>Noticed there's a new search function
>"Hey thats pretty cool!"
>Also noticed the new comment history feature
>"Lets look back on the comments i made over the years..."
>"ohh, thats a bit silly to say..."
>"Uhhh...."
>"Oh god...."
>"WHY WAS I SO DUMB?!?!?!?"
>mfw

I dare you to do it also and tell us how you feel, looking back at old comments you made.
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>>34540030
>look at comments from four years ago
>actually sound more articulate than I do now

kek, being a robot has made me retarded
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>>34540030
>tfw never made a youtube account and have used youtube for over a decade.
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>>34540133
haha this

I used to be so perceptive and confident in my beliefs

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So I really want to join MSF someday. But I have schizophrenia, and once when I was off my meds I went by schools asking if attendance was ok and I later got a call from the police.

I'm worried that this is on my permanent record and I won't be able to join MSF as they require a background check and a working with children check.

What do?
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mexican special forces?
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mainstream fedia?
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>>34540024
was attendance ok?

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Hey /r9k/ i'm pretty new but i'd classify myself as a robot, i have a pretty fucked up fetish too like most robots do, i love to ejaculate onto the toilet and slurp it up with my tongue, do any other robots do fucked up shit like this? if you want to talk about your dirty disgusting fetishes join this discord and we can chat
https://discord.gg/XnmFDsj
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self bump, i want more like minded individuals like myself to see this
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are you by any chance a diaper lover?
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>>34540021
the only likeminded anon is dead, op

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