what are the best jobs out there for a robot? i wish i could

Do liquor store in a good area

>>34540160
till some dindu robs you I don't think so

>buy used cars for cheap
>fix them up, sell for profit

>>34540608
He wishes he was a neet but he can't.
The job you're suggesting requires hard work, following a schedule with potential extra hours and a budget to start with.

To not mention the need to have friends/contacts.

>>34540626
>hard work

Eh, just gotta know how cars work. Once you get the hang of it it's smooth sailing.

>following a schedule with potential extra hours

??? You just identify issues that need fixing and possible improvements to be made. Finding cheap parts isn't hard to do at all.

>a budget to start with.

True, this is the main barrier to entry. Gotta have tools/supplies, the funds to buy the car itself, and then funds to buy parts to replace.

>To not mention the need to have friends/contacts.

You'd collect them along the way.

>>34540103
If you're smart, pick a good stem career, but if you're dumb either get some vending job or truck driving job. Also government job where all you do is stay in a building and do computer work.

If you don't work for long enough you become unemployable, so yes, you can stay on NEETbux forever.

Hell, you might even get put on disability bux, which is TWICE as much as NEETbux.

Librarian but you need degrees and stuff for it.
>Stack books all day
>Everyone is quiet
>Only visitors or other robots and old people
>Sometimes you'll get a school group but they're still quiet
>Sit by computer when you're not stacking books

>>34540589
he said good area, you retard. Good areas ARE FAR AWAY FROM DINDUS

>>34540675
>??? You just identify issues that need fixing and possible improvements to be made

b yourself: career version

>>34541186
yeah but you also have to succ my dicc and i don't think you want to do that. my dicc stincc.

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>>34540706
Truck driving is good, you get to be in a lot of different places every day, get paid and just save money, don't have to pay rent, no bills, I live in my truck basically. I work driving trucks for WWE, good paying, benefits, and I live in the back of my truck, only spend money on food and my phone bill, nothing else. I don't have to tell to nobody, I just get told, "Unit #3, drive to Baltimore, anon will be waiting for you at the door, when you get there, check in and go in."
I get out of my truck, stretch, go get something to eat, if the WWE show interest me I just go inside and watch from backstage.

Life is good when you don't have to talk to no one, perfect job for a robot

>>34540608
>>34540675
Could anyone do this as long as you read the right books? I don't do anything with my day so I could easily dedicate 10-16 hours a day just learning everything I can about cars. Would that automatically make me qualified to do this or is there anything else I would need?

>>34541186
Degrees for librarians are incredible to me. How long does it take to master the dewey decimal system.

>>34541458
you would also need to succ my dicc, but i don't think you want to do that. my dicc stincc.

>>34541471
it's upkeep faggot UPKEEP FAGGOT
THEY HAVE TO UPKEEP DAT SHIT
MAKE SURE KAREKT BOOOKS ARE THERE
MAKE SURE ORDER KAREKT BOOKS
restore old editions
LIKE MOTHERFUCKER THEY HAVE TO DECIDE WHAT'S IMPORTANT TO INCLUDE IN THE CATALOG OF HUMAN KNOWLEDGE YOU GAY FAGGOT-ASS BITCH
OR MAYBE NOT I DON'T REALLY KNOW WHAT THEY DO
JUS GESSIN

>>34541458
Hardest part is getting all the right tools. If you have a few hundred you could get a basic mechanic set and some jack stands/jack

There is a youtube video for everything. Using tools and knowing the right tools for a specific job and how to use them are the skills that make you a better mechanic.

Also, diagnosing and troublshooting problems to fix in the first place is a key skill that you only get better with from experience.

Forums are extremely helpful if you're ever stuck because likely you aren't the first with the same problem on a car millions own.

>>34541646
I remember you from wizardchan. You still making money from flipping cars?

>>34541685
Nah, mostly suck dick now. I'd do it for free, if I ever knew I could make money sucking dick I never would have started fucking around with cars.

>>34541774
>Nah, mostly suck dick now
wait, what? So you whore yourself out now?

>>34541798
I was always interested in alternate sources of money and being my own boss. It's why I learned about cars. But this is easier, especially for a gay man. Still fix up cars on the side but now mostly sell my butt & tongue

>>34541646
>tfw ywn be a child again and listen to your father as he teaches you everything you need to know about cars so you won't need to spend hours everyday on the internet figuring out the basics when you're in your twenties
I fucked up. Thanks for the tips though anon.

>>34541186
Doesn't ForeverAloneFeels work at a library?

>>34541852
No. Doesn't your tiny dick work at a Faggotbrary?

>>34541838
Lick boners, bub.

>>34540608
Whenever I see posts like this, I always wonder what skills you imagine people on this board possess. NEETs don't actually study philosophy and learn trades. They just nap and jack off all day.

>>34542631
Wrong. Some of us snack and jap off all day.

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>>34541835
It's funny 'cause it's true

in an original way

Day trading

Not original comment

>>34542994
See >>34542631. We're talking about people that can barely manage to get out of bed to brush their teeth.

>>34542994
You're making the incorrect assumption that he has any money to begin with. You can't suggest anything that requires startup funds.

>>34543226
wrong, idiot, he can just call some of his business contacts

>>34540706
Why is a truck driving job and stuff like that considered dumb? some people like it

>>34543689
Probably jealousy. It's a low skill job that anyone can do, that pays well. Pays really well if you start hauling hazardous materials, or oil.

>>34541445
>Life is good when you don't have to talk to no one, perfect job for a robot
but don't you have to talk to people to get the job?
don't you have to drive a truck with some guy for months before you get the degree or whatever?

>>34543226
Well then, hard labor that pays, save up and invest in a 70/30 bluechip-volatile stock split

>>34540731
>Hell, you might even get put on disability bux, which is TWICE as much as NEETbux.
how do you get that?

>>34543733
>Low skill

Not everyone can get in a huge truck and drive/reverse it like a trained individual

>>34541835
hot
post butt and tongue pls
and which state? i might be interested

>>34544026
Backing in is the hardest part of the job, and it's really not that hard. Took me a few hours to learn it at the school I went to. Then, a few weeks into the job, I was pretty close to perfect. I dunno though, maybe all the video games finally payed off, lol.

>>34543947
Kek. Implying robots have the patience or even cognitive skills to learn how to trade stocks. Most of us are still like 12 mentally.

>>34544081
how are the schools?
like what do you have to do?

>>34544102
Or just save up and invest in Google and apple

>>34544142
I went to one of the roadmaster schools. It cost something like $9000, which I had to get a loan for. It was something like 10 hours a day, with weekends off. It went like this.

>first week was studying for the exam you have to take at the dmv, and passing it
>second week was driving/shifting practice for the first part of the day, and backing up/maneuvering for the second part of the day
>third week was learning to do inspections, and more backing up/maneuvering

Then you took the dmv driving test and hopefully passed.

A lot of companies have schools that they will send you to for free if you sign an agreement to work for them for your first year. A lot of companies will also pay part/all of your loan if you went to a school first.

>>34540103
Poison taster
Loaded-gun bore examiner
Lion Tamer
Electrician

>>34542811
are you saying you're the real car guy and are really gay? including for pay?

>>34545744
I like cars and i'm gay to how is that surprising?

>>34546127
that's not surprising in itself, it's just surprising that i came in here pretending to be you saying that i stopped fixing cars for money and started being gay for money because i'm gay anyway, and then i find out that it's actually true? wouldn't you be surprised if you pretended to be someone and told lies and then found out the lies were true?

draw furry porn
anyone you interact with is likely to be a worse social retard than you and you get to stay at home all day

>>34541445
How did you get the job? Advice if someone is interested?

uber driver, custodian, mailman

>>34546281
wait what i'm not that guy
what are you talking about? did you prentend to be the car guy?

>>34546461
yes. which gay car guy are you? jesus christ

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I'm a 'District Leader' for a series of retail stores. Basically means I manage several stores.

I sometimes get applications from people in late twenties, with no work experience and often no education either, gives away the NEET status.

Honestly, if you land an interview, for the love of fucking god shower and look somewhat normal. Just blabber about how you want to work in a friendly environment and take care of daily tasks. Be creative, but usually stores look for people who arent hostile and can take orders without conflict.

Before you might get scared, at least where I work, retail work is chill af.
Sure, there is filling shelves, serving customers, cleaning and such, but after a while you just sort of get used to it, and the interaction with frequent customers and coworkers becomes enjoyable, and you'll find yourself enjoying yourself more afterwards.

I worked my way up from Cashier Cuck to managing everyone else. I still do oddjobs in the stores however, keeps it varied.

Just, don't be creepy. I took over a store once that hired a NEET that did not really adjust. He never talked, he would randomly be really angry when showing up for work, he would always smell so bad you gagged within a 3m radius, and, of course, he hit on another employee (He is 27, she was 19) by inviting her to travel with him and his mom.

If you have any options, go for the medium sized to smaller stores. Big stores, for some reason, have a tendency towards hostile management and zero tolerance. The place I take care of are chill in-jokes, free coffee, and a much more accepting environment for mistakes (Simply a pat on the back, and your mistake is commented on, or joked about, but no manager going apeshit on your ass and insulting you or threatening you).

>>34546739
what in the fuck are you going on about
are you this guy>>34541835
pretending the be this guy>>34541646
i'm none of those

>>34547098
yes i'm exactly what you think, but if you're not the guy i was pretending to be, why were you just pretending to be that guy?

>>34547150
I wasn't pretending to be that guy

>>34547569
great, awesome, glad we had this conversation