what's your excuse for being a virgin? and don't talk

User to hang out with the chad group in high-school, got into a fast fight with one of them over weed, he started spreading malicious rumours about me, became ostracised by needs, stoners and Chad's, have no friends and don't go outside.

i'm unattractive. good looks influences confidence, hence i have low self esteem and girls find me repulsing.

>>34540131
Got a spine trauma in middle school, spent year and a half on hospital bed/at home, still catching up socially.

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>>34540131

When I was younger, autism. I had one near 100 percent chance of loosing it (girl was feeling my cock in class and I thought she was "joking" due to the autism)

Now I simply don't care. I've got 2 turbo chad friends who started taking me on the path to normie world, and it completely changed my opinions of females. A lot of the r9k memes are not memes I'm afraid.

I'd hire a prostitute if I really wanted to lose it

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Because I'm gangly have no tits and a rat face

>>34540131
I don't go outside or use facebook. I'm not SUPER CONFIDENT.

>>34540208
Is that you?

Because I find you to be endearing :3

>>34540201
>A lot of the r9k memes are not memes I'm afraid.
Which ones?

>>34540201
>I thought she was "joking" due to autism
Man, you were even denser than I used to be as a child.

>>34540208
Breast implants

>>34540226
do not respond to attention whores you idiot

>>34540201
The true shamans of /r9k/ know that there is a truth behind every meme.

>>34540208
Might sound weird, but you're not bad girl.

>>34540243
Learn to read between the lines you mouth-breathing dunce.

>>34540251
Not even a creepy message is better at scaring them away than utter silence. I respect you, but your means are shit

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>>34540227

The one which was most obvious is the "girls like to be treated like le shit" meme. When I saw how he was treating them on the phone I felt pure disgust, they both clearly didn't care about the girls at all.

One of them LITERALLY said "I've taken 2 girls virginities and it's annoying because they get all clingy" (I'm first year uni). I had no idea either of them were this chad like until I met up with them after the first term, and it really hit me hard.

Honestly if most girls are this retarded I have absolutely no interest in a gf.

>>34540131
Because I'm too dense to notice when a girl is interested

One girl in HS asked me out to see a movie, kept touching me throughout the movie and on the busride back was leaning her head on my shoulder.

I assumed she wanted to see the movie, got scared since it was a horror movie so kept touching me and was sleepy on the way back. I literally had no clue that she might have been interested

It's probably better now but I still won't get any subtle signals

>>34540208

You'll find someone. I'd let you play with mah willy

literally never ever even got in a remote postion to kiss a girl let alone los my virginity

i genuinely cant even comprehend sex as something real anymore. is that really something that people do? i dont know anymore man

>>34540244

I knew there was some truth to them, but I simply wasn't prepared how true the "chad treats girls like shit" meme was.

It was surreal, we were in a restaurant and I was using his phone, and it honestly seemed like I was in meme world. It just couldn't be real life.

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>>34540256
>they both clearly didn't care about the girls
Women like to be treated like sex objects. That's the cold reality.
You spend your time courting
She is with Chad and squirting

>>34540235

I was a few years younger compared to most people, so I don't think I truly understood what sex was kek.

I never leave the house and masturbate daily, so roughly half the day is spent not wanting to have sex anyway.

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>>34540263

Went to the movies and took a bus home and you didn't get laid?!?!?! Whoa!

>>34540131
I'm asexual and don't care about losing it

>>34540254
Robots who have been here long know that even on the last bastion /r9k/ there are always going to be weak-willed lads that reply to attention-whores like the ratstie above. So what we ought to do is go undercover into the white knight ranks and destroy them from the inside.

>>34540208
our children will be beautiful and have a minimum iq of like 120
mazel tov

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i'm ugly, autistic, boring, a horrible person, never go out and have no friends

>>34540291
During highschool, pretty much noone had a car then

She also confessed to me later and I rejected her so not like it mattered anyways

>>34540284

This is my opinion now, I've truly took the redpill.

I've got quite a bit of money so I'll just hire prostitutes if I want to have sex, but i don't want to deal with a gf if most girls are like this.

Roasties are a waste of time.

>>34540131
I never approached a woman with sexual stuff in mind

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>>34540208
Umm... do you like cheese?

>>34540208
The fuck is wrong with the right bird?

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Kek, ner virgins. Not only have I slept with more than 10 women (and girls, seeing I started having sex at 13), I have 2 children to prove eternally that I am not a virgin. How's it feel to know that you'll never go balls deep in a qt pubescent girl? Well, unless you want the pedo stigma. Hahahhaha, sucks to be you.

t.Chad Thundercock

>>34540336
>cheese?
only dickcheese

>>34540336
Go wash your dirty filthy unhygienic self! Gross!

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>>34540208
C. Thundercock again. Just so you know, although most will never admit it, you're a solid 7/10 based on looks alone. If you're successful, easily 9-10/10. Then again, you're a troll and that pic isn't you. You're just trying to rustle some robots and feeding them a false sense of hope.

>>34540268
>i genuinely cant even comprehend sex as something real anymore. is that really something that people do? i dont know anymore man
I always laugh at these posts.

Im fat and have pretty solitary interests. As a consequence of that, I'm pretty awkward.

First one is pretty simple, had a mental breakdown and lived like a slob for way too long. Down 60 pounds, got another 60 or so to go to reach a point where I'm happy with myself. Second one is a touch more difficult because I'm reaching a point where I think I might have to join some classes or clubs just to meet people, rather than actually pursue something that interests me.

I think I might actually like myself if I ever finish resolving some of those glaring issues.

>>34540201
>I've got 2 turbo chad friends who started taking me on the path to normie world
People here generally hate chads but I generally have pretty good experiences with them to be honest. The people that always tried to start shit were those who were insecure and tried to bring others down so they were relatively better.

>>34540318

II'm sorry dude I was just playing. At HS age I'd say that was an ok date.

I cringe at my dates from 13-16. Shit got a lot better from then.

>>34540256
This is exactly why you are a virgin. The "girls like to be treated like shit" is a meme, not reality. It results in complete disasters when a virgin neckbeard robot decides that's how he will get pussy and starts going out of his way to be an asshole to girls.

>>34540452

There are good chads and bad chads, good robots and bad robots.

All types are on this board too...

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>>34540131
I mean I know precisely why I'm a virgin.

It's because I didn't take the two opportunities I was afforded to lose the title and was scarred by one of them to the point where my self worth is burning in Hell and I can't get myself out there to try and fuck someone. Doesn't help that I've let myself go a bit.

At least I have normie memes and crippling depression to keep me company on a regular basis.

>>34540479
Way back when in one of my 100 level classes I was grouped with this turbo chad military vet. Guy was a hoot and pretty supportive, bummed out I didn't get to know him better since he dropped out after that class due to health issues stemming from that I believe.

>>34540256
>>34540284
>>34540321
Most girls are nothing like this, you are just exposed to the ones who choose to fuck around with these dudes.

Cause I realized I'm just like any other person, but worse. I am not unique in any way, with less capacity.

>>34540131
i am fat, lazy and not very smart

>>34540131
Because I'm fat, ugly, and literally autistic. Theoretically it would have been possible to not be a virgin. But I would have had to put in an extraordinary amount of effort, which I never wanted to do and was too afraid to do

>>34540471
Because the reverse and neutral roles work so well with women too.

>>34540131
I legitimely can't be touched by others. I hate it when people touch me and being hugged is really really unpleasant for me. I could maybe engage in physical activities with a girl and perhaps even enjoy it in the heat of the moment but everything else that has to do with physical contact legit freaks me out.
It's kind of similar how Ryan Gosling suffers from a mental condition in "Lars and the real girl" where he feels pain when being touched by others. I don't feel pain but it really is one of the most unpleasant things ever and the fact that I have severe trust issues doesn't help as well.

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>>34540471
Pro tip from a Chad. I love aggressive neck beards and weirdo robots.

Laughing at guys who get social interaction lessons and dating advice from the internet is a great topic of conversation for Tinder dates.

0.10m dick with phimosis, socially retarded, beta, don't know how to talk with people, especially girls, living shit with destroyed self esteem and without any skills, dumb, addicted to internet and games

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>>34540549
I feel you on this. I do understand that in order to get somewhere with girls you need a lot of physical "action" but it's unpleasant for me to do it because i assume that they dont like it in the same way i dont.

>>34540553
We're gonna kick your ass someday you know. Life is just one big boomerang

>>34540517
>Most girls are nothing like this
What they are like ( most of girls )?

>>34540553
Brah youre a fukin loser

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>>34540471

I don't care if I'm a virgin, women are whores anyway.

I'm incredibly academically gifted/rich for someone my age, and I would prefer to hire prostitutes then deal with women who are mostly retarded.

>>34540131
Because I am not marriedand I don't care about meaningless casual sex,

Also "excuse" for being a virgin?

Disgusting corrosive degenerate Western mentality at its apex

>>34540582

Are you? It's been 20 years since I lost my virginity and I've not had a gap of more than.....I'll be generous and say 6 months but I suspect it's more likely 6 weeks.

The fights over my friend and there's room enough for everyone. Women make up 51% of the population. If you can't get laid you're doing something wrong.

>>34540590

The loser is the husband of the woman I fuck everyday while he's off working on an oil rig for weeks at a time. Keep the tears coming though. I wash in them.

>>34540618
>Women make up 51% of the population.
In the 15-40 year interval there are less women than guys, only after 50+ there are more women than men. 51% means shit.

>>34540553
One of the most cringeworthy things is a robot who reads about PUA and then tries to apply it literally, as in do step 1 then step 2 and you will get laid.

>>34540643

What you can't fuck an old woman?

>>34540643

Your mother still gets fucked if she's alive.

>>34540568
And of course no replies, damn, it seems that I am too fucked up even for 4chan

I wish I had the courage to kill myself

>>34540568
>>34540727
as long as you make them laugh
they'll open their legs

>>34540727
The way to get replies on r9k to bait

Or at least add an image and some greentext to make the post engaging and stand out

>>34540744
Not that guy but i can make them laugh. Too bad that after making them laugh girls treat me as an asexual being.

>>34540587
There isn't really a 'most girls'. Different girls are different. Most girls I've met just want a long-term relationship with someone who treats them as an equal, but I recognize that the girls I interact with are not necessarily a representative sample.

>>34540779
>Most girls I've met just want a long-term relationship with someone who treats them as an equal
That sentence alone makes me think that those girls are merely looking for a provider.

>>34540765
how tall are you?
original original

>>34540860
>how tall are you?
Unironically 6'4

>>34540872
are you fucking kidding me
you should be drowning in wet pussy

>>34541030
How so? That's well into permavirgin territory height. Too tall.

>>34540872
>insecure manlet who blames everything on his height detected

>>34541030
Let's get 2 things out of the way.
1. I'm facially ugly
2. I live in Eastern Europe where majority of guys my age are +6 ft, so obviously height means little here.

>>34540823
Of course it makes you think that, because that's what you want to think. You want to reduce women to sociopathic monsters because then you feel better about being a loner. But they're not. They are just as capable of love as men are.

>>34541077
It's probably my paranoia - even if i'd find a girl who would be interested in me, i'd assume that she's only interested in my provider capabilities or she has some ulterior plans.

>>34541077
Different guy here, but I've always wanted to ask this question.

If women and men are basically equal, then why is there such a large divide in online dating?
I mean, statistically there are much less women participating in online dating than men.

I have no social connections and I don't look attractive enough to pull off online dating.

Its sad because I had so many chances in highschool but passed them all up because I thought there would always be time later. Now I'm staring wizardry in the face.

>>34541156
for some reason men have to compete for women

>>34540131
Most people on this board are shy, nerdy guys that only graduated high school a year or two ago. They just need time to come out of their shells.

>>34541196
I'm 30 years old. When does the shell come off?

>>34541230
Obviously there are outliers but the average age here is about 19.

>>34540131
I'm physically disabled which leads to girls finding me less attractive than a normal person. More importantly it means that I have zero confidence with women, so I don't even try.

No desire to be with or in anyone.

>>34541196
My mom used to say shit like this
"It'll happen eventually"
Now I'm 27 and guess what?
It never happened.

>>34541258
>physically disabled
feels on wheels?

>>34541271
Well you have to actually try. Continuing to live with your parents and isolating yourself isn't going to do much for you.

>>34541309
Describe what trying entails
I leave the house almost every day and I bathe regularly/dress normally

>>34541339
Yeah but do you just go to work and go back home aside from maybe stopping by a store? Do you have any friends and a social life to speak of?

>>34541378
No I haven't had any real life friends in 7 years. As an adult it becomes pretty much impossible to make new ones from scratch.

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Because I'm Asian. Not the kind that weebs want either. I have accepted my lot in life and feel pretty much alright with being alone. My waifu keeps the loneliness from overwhelming me, anyway.

>>34540131
Women don't like poor guys. Even if they did, he's a drug dealer on the side.

I literally don't know what to do.
>How do you hit on a girl?
>What do you even talk about?
>When does sex happen?

>>34541403
>blames it on being asian
>there are billions of them

>>34541602
Have you been to Japan? The virginity rate for males 16-30 is 10x higher than the United States. No one cares for relationships there.

>>34541667
The only two thing that kept me from getting laid in Japan 24/7 were my moral fag beliefs and my being really busy. I still got laid really easily pretty often.

>>34541156
>>34541177

The Chads are mensluts and lots of women are essentially sharing the same few Chads between them.

>>34541403
>your people are drowning little girls because they prefer sons
>now there aren't enough girls around for you to date

It's called karma.

>>34541739
How? Did you know people there?

>>34540131
Girls have coodies.

>>34541772
I'm fluent in the language, which made it really easy making friends.

>>34541786
So what would you do, just walk up to strangers and start yammering at them?

>>34540208
>reverse search
>zero results

please be my ai gf

Autism makes understanding and putting across the social cues involved in flirting or just general conversation next to impossible
And anxiety makes it impossible to act on the things I notice

>>34541792
No, I'd talk to people if the situation allowed for it on campus or on my travels. I also befriended people at may dorm etc. I also got approached by strangers quite often, especially by girls.

>>34541814
Oh
Why didn't you just say "I was attractive" at the start

>>34541819
If you're a Westerner in Japan, people will approach you.

>>34540131
i'm ugly, it's a simple as that, no about of "confidence" or "game" can fix that.

Social interaction is painful for me so I tend to avoid it.

>>34541829
I rest my case. Can I be a virgin in peace now, OP?

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I've literally failed at saying "yes" to an invitation to sleep over at a girl's house alone with just me and her. 3 times consecutively, same girl.

And not only that but she was my crush and basically the top-1 girl I wanted at the time.

Also since that little incident women have flirted with me physically, like fixing my collar and looking me in the eyes really close and I just stand there quietly and the only response I can give is the Elliott Rodger signature awkward smirk.

How much for this haircut?

>>34541958
If you are gonna bait at least make it subtle and believeable for fucks sake.

>>34541972
>tfw you're so retarded with women that not even r9k believes it

You can't be serious.

Please man, don't do this to me. Is it really THAT bad?

>>34542006
If you really aren't baiting i hope god has mercy on your soul and puts you out of your misery.

>>34541958
>I've literally failed at saying "yes"
Why? Paranoia?

I posted a blog that covers the basics in another thread. >>34541962

>>34542070
Well there was a sort of external reason why I couldn't accept her invitation.

She lived in another town, and we were 15 at the time, so basically I wasn't an independent citizen legally. Meaning I would have to ask my mother for permission to sleep over at her place and her being as protective as she is, she would call her parents.

And if she did that, the girl would know my mother called her parents and I thought that would make me a manchild in her eyes.

So I was at an impasse, where I ended up just giving her an ambiguous answer and never actually visiting her.

I dont want to write a long text but in HS I possibly had a Chance with two of the hottest girls in my class, bu I didnt realize it and had no balls to even try to use one if my chances. Now I'm just hating myself and my entire Life for being so fucking stupid but I know if i would get another Chance I would fuck it up again

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>>34542183
Atleast you had a chance in the first place.

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>>34541667
Based japs, not caring about roastie whores, and focusing on important things.

>>34540131
What about the non fictinal lowest of the low: me.

I was never good in anything. I was taught I'm a shit. But the biggest atrocity was lying to me and letting me grow up like I have a chance.

>>34542156
Alright this I can get, since my parents are really protective too, but couldn't she come to your town or something?

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>>34541076
i thought serbs were chads

>>34542271
>i thought serbs were chads
I'm not slav tho.

>>34542271
I am a serb and I confirm we have a lot of chads here, I'm not one of them sadly.

>>34542271
>muh genocide
goddamn it, i live in bosnia and im embarrassed every time i go to boards with flags and see those posters
its like they find absolutely everything to unironically shove genocide in

>>34542006
Well I believe him. Some Girl I knew from HS and I had a crush on for about 2 years invited me to visited her (we live about 4 to 5 hours apart) and I even said yes but still had not the balls to bring that topic on again again and never visited her

>>34542238
I asked her that, but it kind of made more sense that way since the other town where she lived was actually my hometown, and this was at the time of festivities in that town.

I did visit my hometown several times but instead I always bunked at male friends' houses

We met at the festivities when we were looking at the fireworks and all that but I could never keep a conversation going and she just had to awkwardly retreat back to her group of girls. Or rather she came to me.

Oh, and when I informed her I was coming she basically waited for me at the bus stop and ran into my arms, I got intimidated and quickly dismissed her, saying I'm heading over to Chad's place since I'm staying over there.

Wouldn't blame her if she thought I was fucking gay at that point.

>>34540131
>implying I'm a virgin
Fucked a girl who lived on my street a few times when I was middle school, out of pure innocent experimentation.
Haven't had sex since though

>>34540453
Then get the fuck off this board and don't come back.

>>34540131
I went the first 20 years of my life being an edgy, antisocial pseudointellectual. Of course, I was never in a person to make many friends, let alone ever get with anyone. The last year or so I chilled out a lot more and had a few opportunities to finally have sex, but once you get to a certain age, you turn the situations down because you're embarrassed you're a virgin.

Not really sure what to do. Should I see a stripper to 'teach me'? Or should I bluff my way through my first time with a girl I'll never see again?

>>34542285
what then?orignall;;;

>>34542364
I do not believe someone can be this retarded.
>>34542401
Dude you pretty much cucked yourself. I cannot understand how an attractive person can be this beta and lack so much confidence.

>>34542468
A person who lives in Baltic States.

>>34542427
Dude dont bite the bait so easily. At least make him work for it.

I'm an INTJ.
I don't give a shit.

>>34540131
i'm not anymore since last weekend :^)

>>34542804
>since last weekend
were you a robot or failed normie?

>>34542493
Because my ego can't take it if there's even a 1% chance of rejection

Basically women would need to plead on their knees for me to carry them away and ask no vulnerability in return

It's because I've built my entire confidence during my whole life around the fact that there's not a single vulnerability in my character so that other males can't and won't give me shit

And I've achieved that, but nothing more

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>>34540131
women are not hot.

>>34542833
>It's because I've built my entire confidence during my whole life around the fact that there's not a single vulnerability in my character so that other males can't and won't give me shit
I don't get this, I'm a piece of shit in more ways than one, but noone ever gave me shit for it.

>>34542424
If you arent a virgin you don't belong on this board

>>34540131
I'm pretty sure I'm not a virgin though.

>>34540208
>and I will only fuck Chad

finished that for you.

>>34542964
Yeah, I do.
Getting lucky, doesn't mean I'm still not a robot

>>34540208
This must be bait cuz I'd fuck you if i were drunk enough.

>>34542424
It is as simple as this:
Did a girl ever find you attractive enough to have sex with you?
If the answer is yes, you need to get off my board.

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I don't have time to make gains at the gym, i'm a skele and my only hope to get girls is to lift.

I'm not that bad socially, the only thing I care about is myself and having friends would distract me, and i will inevitably hurt them by abandoning them once I get my life on track.

>>34542896
Probably most of it is in my head anyway, because I've always actually done very well socially with other guys so I probably never needed this mentality.

I've probably always thought it's because of the way I think that I do well socially and that's just reinforced my beliefs to the point where I've never considered vulnerability an option.

So whenever it's offered to me in the form of a girl having feelings for me and me for her, I hesitate because I feel that anyone else than me knowing about those feelings is a target for emotional exploitation.

Even though there's no reason to think anyone is out for me. Quite the opposite.

>>34540131
My only gf would give amazing handjobs/bjs but she was terrified of pregnancy even with birth control so she wouldn't let me, and I didn't pushed too much.

Then I broke up with her 7 years ago and never managed to get another gf ever again, lost my good shape and got into anime and games. I've always been kinda shy when it comes to girls I like (no problem at making friends) so I always mess up.

Plus I don't try too much because I rarely find a girl I like enough to make it worth the risk (and almost certainty) of rejection and the pain it comes with it.

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>>34543076
>you have to be ugly to be a robot
Kek

>>34543110
>I've always been kinda shy
>My gf
Something doesnt add up.

>>34543094
I do not see how taking up a girl's offer to hook up is vulnerability, if you were chasing her, i could see it.

>>34543142
Yup, attractive men (aka Chads) can't be robots. sorry.

>>34543175
You realize attractiveness is subjective right?
A 5/10 can look qt af to someone, while meh to someone else

>>34543144
My confession went something like "I've been thinking and I like you. Do you want to be my girlfriend?" and it was via MSN Messenger when I was more than 400 km away. I cringe at the thought, but I cringe more because I may even do it again.

She only accepted because she was already interested in me, we were part of a group of friends and I tend to be the most fun in them; when I took a trip with my family for a couple of weeks she realized that she had more fun when I was there.

I'm all fine with girls until I start to like them, then I can only try to suppress and act like it's not happening because when I give in to my feelings, I become full retard again.

>>34543261
Yes, but a 1/10 wont be a 10/10 to anyone.
Neither will a 10/10 be a 1/10 to anyone.

>>34540639
>bragging about fucking some middle aged roastie

KEK guess you're too old to get young fresh poon back of the line you failed normie :-)

>>34543154
Actually that doesn't apply to that particular case as much, I was thinking of my hesitant behavior in the face of female flirting in general

In that case I was just shy and scared of fucking it up by saying something wrong or "too risky" because I had a huge crush on that girl so I opted to say something really neutral and boring instead

I'm 5'5'' (average female height is 5'7'' in my country)

>>34543084
holy shit are you me? literally the story of my life...

>>34543299
Ok and? I'm neither of those so what's your original point?
I'm not a Chad, I'm just a average decent anon who happened to get laid early. Still a robot

>>34543330
You are just overthinking this man, if a girl is flirting with you so hard she wont give a shit if you say something a bit akward

>>34543394
>if a girl is flirting with you
Not that anon but is there a way to know if she's flirting with you or just being friendly?

>>34543374
>happened to get laid
>Still a robot
These 2 are contradictory, it's literaly that simple.

>>34543408
What's YOUR definition of a robot?
I'm curious at this point

>>34540402
>7/10 based on looks alone. If you're successful, easily 9-10/10. Then again, you're a troll and that pic isn't you.

you guys do really have low standards. This explains all the threads about 9/10 cuties that showed interest in me and so on

>>34543407
Probably some cues are her looking you in the eyes with big eyes, and just looking at you a lot in general when you're in a group of people

If she gets visibly cheery from small contact like your hand brushing up against her leg

Probably if she calls you with cute nicknames and a changes her tone to be sexy.

I'm that Anon he was responding to.

I only recognize these as flirts in retrospect like 5 minutes when it's too late. I always hesitate about them being flirts or not in the moment.

>>34543407
It will be pretty fucking obvoius if you have ever seen it. Women bing subtle is a meme. There are of course exceptions to the rule. Mostly really flirty or really shy women, those are mostly a shot in the dark. You can look at how she acts with other guys, but even that is not a sure fire way.

>>34543427
A virgin male who spends most of his time alone.

>>34543458
>your hand brushing up against her leg
how this stuff even happens in real life?
>>34543461
>Women bing subtle is a meme
If you're very attractive to them, they will use direct manner of approach because they'd be afraid of losing you. I'm more talking about flirting with simple guy and not celebrity.

>>34543456
C. Thundercock here

It's not that we have low standards, it's that you robots have impossibly high standards. You expect 2D in a 3D world, and are afraid to fuck anything under a solid 8. Lower your standards to a 3 and go experience some pussy. You might actually wind up gaining some confidence and hitting something a little better.

t. Chad

>>34543084
Stop making excuses, you probably have time but choose to not spend it in the gym.

>>34543493
>group conversation
>be Anon
>want to say something to girl
>hmmm how do I get her attention
>knock on her knee like you would a door
>she giggles and asks me what it was about
>just end up explaining something boring about the group assignment

>>34543516
>fucking 3/10
I'm not that desperate

>>34543477
So you're saying a robot, who suddenly decides to pay and fuck prostitute whore and loses his virginity, is suddenly not a robot?
All his problems,like anxiety,shit personality, w/e etc. just wash away cause he came in a vagina once..

Yeah makes sense..

>>34543539
Alright, should have added a exception for prostitutes, but if a girl has sex with you on her own volition without being paid, it is obvious you are not ugly, unwanted and repulsive, and you cannot imagine how it feels to be so ugly that no girl has EVER found you attractive in the slightest. You can be here all you want, I can't stop you, but dont pretend to know how what i said abouve feels.

>>34543609
Being a robot isn't only physical retard, not sure why you can't get that through your head

>>34540131
I'm autistic and have really bad teeth

It's mostly chads fault though, fuck you

>>34543637
Alright, let's set aside the physical. Imagine if you were alone your whole life, and no girl has ever liked you, and that despite your best efforts you never had a girlfriend. How would that make you feel?

>>34543680
That literally IS my life...
I lost mine on some "i'll show you mine, if you show me yours" shit that eventually just led to sex a few times a looong time ago like at 11. Attractiveness is barely a factor at that age
There was no gf, pure love,relationship shit involved

>>34543790
>like at 11
Thats pretty fucked up, I take back what I said. I shouldn't have jumped to conclusions so fast, sorry. I'm just sick of all the normies claiming to be robots.

>>34543844
>Thats pretty fucked up
Not really, said middle school in my original post.
11 just sounds weird when you think about it when you're older, but it was like 7th grade

>>34540164
>>high school

fucking get over it you dumb nigger

>>34543938
7th grade is like 15 here, that's why i thought you were just bragging. That said its prob just a cultural thing. Where im from, people dont realy get sexual before ~16.

>>34543989
America, we go all the way to 12th before college.
And I doubt 16 is the minimum age for sex nowadays, especially with how sexualized society has gotten and how easy it is to view porn.
Literally every kid has a smartphone now with endless internet resources.

>>34544123
I'm just speaking from experience. Very few people my age have lost their virginity before 15~16, but I do agree nowdays that age is lower.

>>34540355
10 isn't really all that much. Especially when you are over 25

>>34543516
sorry you are not chad if you fuck 3/10. And I never said i wouldn't fuck the girl in the image. I just said that she isn't a 7/10 or even a 9/10

>>34543519
i have time to go to the gym, i don't have time to eat the proper foods to actually put on muscle,
why go to the gym when i can't put on muscle?
i'm at uni 6:50am to 7:30pm most days, i eat a packed lunch and come home have a meal and protein shake, it's not enough so plz kill yourself

>>34544215
not him, but I was a skelly fag and I looked pretty good with my noobie gains after a few months on just like 2000 calories of just regular food.
I didn't get buff or anything, but I definitely got some noticeable muscles where it counts.

I still look pretty much the same with clothes on, but I look great naked now though, instead of a weak stick, & I'm not embarrassed about taking my shirt off anymore.

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>>34540131
>autism was slowly developing while I went to an all boys school
>leave and don't know any girls nor how to get to know any
>lose my male friends and too autistic at this point to make new ones

is it time to neck myself already?

>>34540208
Fucking bait

Not an original comment

>>34544395
>go to a all boys school
>not pounding other autistic boipucci
you fucked up

>>34544321
max i get is 1800 calories on weekdays, -about 200 for walking i do so 1600 calories, like 70g protein, i make small gains but its nowhere near enough to be attractive to the opposite sex. what workout routine do you do?

>>34540131
Years of isolation, I just shaved and took a few pictures and realized I'm honestly kind of good looking.
My problems physical wise is I look younger than I am and I'm underweight.
Even then it's no excuse to be kv at 22, I literally don't speak to anyone I don't have social media or messaging apps.
I'm not even that bad with social cues I just get overwhelmed eventually and retreat into my own world, I'm too lazy to go out, parties frighten me and dancing terrifies me.
Maybe I can change once I go back to college but it's probably going have an awful ratio of men to female.
My standards are also too high.
Considering just going on tinder but how can I date girls if I'm a NEET at the moment that basically just skipped life for a few years?
I literally don't do anything except survive.

>>34540256
It's not being an asshole, it's just flirty banter.

>>34540131
Because girls avoid men with any elliot in their attitude.