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>mfw
>be me
>flirt with this hot girl at work most of the time
>she has a bf and I know it
>she flirts back, she loves when I touch her
>always takes lunch breaks with me
>she hates when I get to leave earlier than her
>always tells me about how much work sucks when she works on my days off
>tonight I went out with one coworker and her best friend at work to a bar
>we all get drunk, her best friend was beyond drunk, started talking more than she should
>she told me that this girl I've been flirting with lately just told her that she wants me to fuck the shit outta her
>coworker buddy says he's been hearing rumors about that but he decided to stay quiet cause he didn't know if it was true
>wew lad
>I never took the flirtings and none of that serious because she has a bf
>I've always had a thing for her since I met her because she's hot as fuck

How do I ask her for her number without making it obvious and awkward? I've never been in this situation, for a kiss less virgin like me this is too much pressure.

Wat do lads?

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Anonymous 2017-02-01 05:37:55 Post No.34559004
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Anonymous 2017-02-01 05:37:55 Post No.34559004 [Report]

It doesnt matter but do something.

She likes you already so you cant fuck it up (within the realm of dropping spaghetti)

Anonymous 2017-02-01 05:38:27 Post No.34559010
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Anonymous 2017-02-01 05:38:27 Post No.34559010 [Report]

don't plan anything and don't do anything big. if something's gonna happen it's going to happen naturally, branching off of something else that happened where you two just can't resist each other any longer. doing something like asking for her number or professing your attraction or something like that will kill the tension and she won't want to fuck you anymore. just keep proceeding as normal like it ain't no thing, but maybe just push a little bit harder each time and definitely pull the trigger if the time comes

Anonymous 2017-02-01 05:39:41 Post No.34559039
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Anonymous 2017-02-01 05:39:41 Post No.34559039 [Report]

>>34559010
it's a war of attrition and all about getting the timing just right. honesty/being forward won't buy you anything in this particular situation (unless you can somehow find out for a fact that she doesn't like her boyfriend)

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Anonymous 2017-02-01 05:35:30 Post No. 34558968 [Report] [View this topic]

Why do I always fuck things up?

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Anonymous 2017-02-01 05:49:14 Post No.34559201
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Anonymous 2017-02-01 05:49:14 Post No.34559201 [Report]

because you spend your nights on here like the rest of us

Anonymous 2017-02-01 05:50:47 Post No.34559226
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>>34558968
Don't say that. Say positive hippie mantras about yourself. It really works at bending the time-space continuum of reality my nig. *snaps fingers*

Anonymous 2017-02-01 05:52:20 Post No.34559249
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>>34559226
This unironically made me feel better, thank you anon.

I'm going to sleep now.

Anonymous
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Anonymous 2017-02-01 05:35:27 Post No. 34558967 [Report] [View this topic]

I remember middle school to be the worst years of your life, socially and mentally. Being anti social is pretty good to be honest, normies act like they are the best and overpower you

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Anonymous 2017-02-01 05:38:41 Post No.34559017
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Anonymous 2017-02-01 05:38:41 Post No.34559017 [Report]

when i was in middle school all kids did was brag about how much money their parents spent on them and how the girls slept around
juggallo's were the only people that were actually bro tier

Anonymous 2017-02-01 05:38:53 Post No.34559021
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Anonymous 2017-02-01 05:38:53 Post No.34559021 [Report]

Middle School thread?

Okay. 6th Grade is the worst idea ever.

>Give children freedom that they didn't have in Elementary without giving guidance
>Not expecting complete chaos

If I have kids, ill make sure their middle school is private

Anonymous 2017-02-01 05:46:36 Post No.34559158
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>>34558967
Yeah and I'm just over here like I know I'm the s*** I don't have anything to prove I'm not playing into your petty social games. If that makes me beta, Chad, then you're one of the biggest insecure superbetas there is because you're always flexin like u got suhin to prove Rekt

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GOOGLE DOODLES ARE SHIT 2017-02-01 05:31:23 Post No.34558894
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GOOGLE DOODLES ARE SHIT Anonymous 2017-02-01 05:31:23 Post No. 34558894 [Report] [View this topic]

I absolutely HATE GOOGLE DOODLES
I don't give a shit about learning about the first trans gendered black woman who counted to five or some crap
Bing is better than Google at this point

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Anonymous 2017-02-01 05:32:32 Post No.34558911
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Anonymous 2017-02-01 05:32:32 Post No.34558911 [Report]

>qooglo

Anonymous 2017-02-01 05:32:55 Post No.34558919
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Anonymous 2017-02-01 05:32:55 Post No.34558919 [Report]

>"Time to fap!"
>"But first I must type into Google, containing a doodle of some inspiring dead fuck."

Anonymous 2017-02-01 05:33:14 Post No.34558929
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Anonymous 2017-02-01 05:33:14 Post No.34558929 [Report]

At least girls like google doodles, can't same the same about yours

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Anonymous 2017-02-01 05:30:48 Post No. 34558880 [Report] [View this topic]

Your Current Feelings Using a Song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aBt8fN7mJNg

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Anonymous 2017-02-01 05:33:06 Post No.34558923
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>>34558880
Whoa. Nice throwback.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eXeKoGx9zoM

Anonymous 2017-02-01 05:37:27 Post No.34559000
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>>34558880
This song is always my feel
https://youtu.be/QRqKVo8oUn4

Anonymous 2017-02-01 05:38:51 Post No.34559020
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XSrOi8ekFcg

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Anonymous 2017-02-01 05:25:49 Post No. 34558785 [Report] [View this topic]

Is buddhism the perfect religion for /r9k/?

According to this guy >>>/x/18583632

The more depressed you are, the closer you are to buddhahood

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Anonymous 2017-02-01 06:26:09 Post No.34559811
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Anonymous 2017-02-01 06:26:09 Post No.34559811 [Report]

thank you for posting this, friend.

Anonymous 2017-02-01 06:35:46 Post No.34559974
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Anonymous 2017-02-01 06:35:46 Post No.34559974 [Report]

Has anyone here ever gotten some type of peace, relief, drive, anything from finding a religion they could believe in?

Anonymous 2017-02-01 06:36:54 Post No.34559993
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>>34558785
What is buddhahood exactly? I thought that the Buddha considered Nirvana indescribable and maybe even beyond the normal human experience.

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Anonymous 2017-02-01 05:24:20 Post No. 34558751 [Report] [View this topic]

Time for beddy bie

Goodnight

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Anonymous 2017-02-01 05:25:46 Post No.34558782
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>>34558751
goodnighti :)

Anonymous 2017-02-01 05:25:51 Post No.34558786
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Anonymous 2017-02-01 05:25:51 Post No.34558786 [Report]

goodnight Alex

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have a good sleep, friend :^)

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Anonymous 2017-02-01 05:21:44 Post No. 34558689 [Report] [View this topic]

Malenon here

Fembots, what's it like being fuck ugly?

Something in a dream told me that you probably have it really damn bad.

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Anonymous 2017-02-01 05:24:54 Post No.34558762
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Anonymous 2017-02-01 05:24:54 Post No.34558762 [Report]

Good picture.
Retarded thread, retarded girl

Anonymous 2017-02-01 05:27:24 Post No.34558815
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Anonymous 2017-02-01 05:27:24 Post No.34558815 [Report]

Fembots don't exist. No matter how ugly a girl is, they'll find a man to, at the least, date at some point.

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>>34558689
Hey man be courteous to Fembots. They bleed out of their pussy every month and have to deal with womanly affairs

Anonymous
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Anonymous 2017-02-01 05:18:24 Post No. 34558637 [Report] [View this topic]

>tfw just have an email and a psn account if that even counts as social media
>tfw the only social interaction i have are (you)s
>tfw i dont even watch the news and the only thing i now is in which year we are currently on

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Anonymous 2017-02-01 05:19:53 Post No.34558655
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>>34558637
>only thing i now is in which year we are currently on

This is some next level NEETing right here

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>>34558637
I want to fight that fag

Anonymous 2017-02-01 05:20:35 Post No.34558671
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Anonymous 2017-02-01 05:20:35 Post No.34558671 [Report]

>snapchat
>instagram
Never saw the appeal in them.
Do people honestly spend hours just looking at famous people's pictures?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nbgsJXa9SRE

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Anonymous 2017-02-01 05:15:41 Post No.34558590
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>>34558562
>Working out
REEEEEEEEEE STACY GET OUT!!!!!!! I AM SO TIRED OF NORMEIS SHITTING UP MY BOARD

Anonymous 2017-02-01 05:21:28 Post No.34558685
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>>34558590
watch the video you ape

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>>34558562
why am i not gay yet

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Anonymous 2017-02-01 05:12:29 Post No. 34558537 [Report] [View this topic]

pics that make u feel
>tfw was this kid in highschool
>ate lunch in stall

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Anonymous 2017-02-01 05:17:07 Post No.34558615
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>>34558537
american high schools have vending machines?

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>>34558615
Yeah you can get a corporate sponorship/funds for your school if you sell stuff like that.

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>>34558615
It's weird to me that that's weird to you

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Anonymous 2017-02-01 05:11:31 Post No. 34558515 [Report] [View this topic]

>I want your BBC daddy
What did she mean by this?

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Anonymous 2017-02-01 05:14:07 Post No.34558561
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>>34558515
1/10. Recycled garbage. Try again

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>>34558561
What are you talking about?
I literally got that message from my sister's friend on snapchat

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Anonymous 2017-02-01 05:17:02 Post No.34558612 [Report]

The assistant guy in my film production class has an autographed picture of Tommy Wiseau.

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Club Penguin Anonymous 2017-02-01 05:07:13 Post No. 34558457 [Report] [View this topic]

Please if anyone has a club penguin account with a paid membership I will pay you to let me use it. I want to skateboard but I missed the deadline to buy a membership by just a few hours.

Otherwise, club penguin general.

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Anonymous 2017-02-01 05:12:58 Post No.34558548
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>>34558457
Sorry m8. I only played the best kids mmo growing up (Roblox) so I don't have an account for you

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>ywn meet Rockhopper
>ywn skate in the Club Penguin half pipe
>ywn get a Club Penguin gf
Why even live without a membership?

Anonymous 2017-02-01 05:29:44 Post No.34558857
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Anonymous 2017-02-01 05:29:44 Post No.34558857 [Report]

I once got my brother banned from club penguin because he typed fuck into the speech bar without intending to actually say it (idk why, aspergers probably) and I slammed on the enter key before he could erase it

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