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>girl agrees to come over to my place tomorrow
>girl agrees to come over to my place tomorrow.
>girl agrees to come over to my place tomorrow...
>girl agrees to come over to my place tomorrow.........
>mfw I realize a girl agreed to come over to my place tomorrow and I dont have a clue how to talk to people pic related
wish me luck, folks. I might come back a normie tomorrow.
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>>34561163
be cool
no expectations
be in the now
fantasies of what might happen will just turn on the spaghetti valve
laugh at yourself
have fun
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You are not coming back tomorrow, fucking normie fag
>>>/b/
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>>34561174
This OP, be confident, don't expect too much, and don't appear too desperate. Good luck !!
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>tfw even someone autistic and idiotic like varg got married and had children
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>>34561112
Varg is smart, cute, manly, and charismatic, albehe illogical and crazy in ways.
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>Varg is quite literally living the dream and hasn't even been out of prison 10 years
>I've spent 12 on this fucking website and haven't ever spoken to a girl that wasn't my mom
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Who this guy?
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>i could've not been born
>i was anyway
thanks mom and dad
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I could have been born stupid and happy.
I was only born stupid.
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>one chance at life
>took it
Not sure i am liking taking the blank check anymore. I want to cash it all back and be unexistsed again. Sheeeeit life is gay.
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>>34561094
This picture needs to be changed to wojak's face
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What would Eric and Dylan think about all the faggots trying to live up to their reputation?
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they would probably be reveling in all the attention because they literally wanted to become god
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>>34561079
I don't fault the school shooters for having mental illness. Especially when theres usually some psy ops type stuff involved I dont think it's their fault if they've been programmed to do that by some type of way. I have disdain for the glorification of senseless violence. I wonder who perpetuates these opinions frequently on 4chan and suspect foul play.
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I think they'd be impressed by Cho and want to compare notes with him.
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Is reddit really that bad? I think they get a bit of a bad rap here and I know it's a meme to hate on them or whatever but I think reddit is pretty fucking funny and has a lot of informative posts. It's like 4chan but more streamlined. Why the hate?
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HAHAHAHHAHHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AAAAAAAAAA AAAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHHAHHAAHHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAAAA
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>>34561052
Get out.............NOW.....GET OUT!!!!!
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>>34561052
then if you like it that much stay on your site you fucking normieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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If women don't care about size than how come she looks like shes just expelled 10 years worth of stress and anxiety getting fucked by this big dick?
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>>34561023
Because she doesn't represent all women especially when she is doign interracial porn.
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>Guys why do pornstars "act"
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I'd have a lot of stress and anxiety relief if im about to get paid $20k for an hours work
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I'm in love with my best friend robots, what should I do? sometimes it seems she likes me back but sometimes it doesn't, is getting over her the only answer?
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Would definitely recommend that..
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>>34560997
>in love
>best friend
GET THE FUCK OUT YOU FUCKING NORMIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>34561285
I WISH IT WAS BAIT YOU NIGGER
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What happened...?
Sorry for quoting another anon but
"What is even the point of these thread anymore? It's not about lonely people making friends, it's the same redflag friend whores circlejerking and talking about off-board internet drama."
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>>34560983
http://steamcommunity.com/id/09238320hz/
Add me up hehe
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>>34560983
The circle jerk is the point
It's fun to funpost in these threads with friends or known people
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>confessed to Steam friend after less than a week
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Only the most ROBOT songs ITT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yuxss1kBQWw
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>>34560894
Elfman is a true robot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=th5rvgNE7K0
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>>34560894
https://youtu.be/68ugkg9RePc
Original
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>>34560926
would /r9k/ beat off a guy?
Shit posting:
why do you browse r9k and why are you depressed?
I'll start:
I use to have a girlfriend but since I watched a lot of porn I had become numb to the natural beauty of a normal no make up girlfriend and expected only bad bitches who low key acted like cum sluts and called me daddy
Pro tip: Girls don't act like that. They're no different from a pet. They need attention they need love they need time
I'm the broken shell of a man who once was
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look at that thigh gap, she's been spaced out down there
that's why I post here
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>>34560777
Won't breaking a neck kill more than the ego? Why do roasties wear such dumb clothing?
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I just come here to bitch about depression really. Sometimes it is nice to talk with some other anons but of course difficult to ignore all the backround shitposting.
The only girls that seem to like me are far leftists or "gamer girls" and it pisses me the fuck off. How do I get a decent marriage/long term relationship worthy gf?
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>>34560718
No girls like me. At all.
Really made me oreganoally think.
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>>34560765
I don't want girls with pink hair who eat like shit and will get fat in a few years and will accuse me of rape when I say something that goes against the party line.
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>>34560781
I wouldn't know, I don't have any opportunities to interact with females who aren't my mom and grandma
>be me
>work at memebucks
>in the lobby stocking the cold case
>Stacy walks up and starts talking to me
>asks me what sushi she should get
>try to help her in the most autistic way possible
>both lean over to look at the food
>her hair falls onto my arm
>first physical contact with another person in months
>reading the food labels trying to help
>lots of awkward silence
>tell her I like avocado
>she gets the chef's roll b/c it has avocado
>she wants a bottled water too
>"wait, do you want a cold one?"
>reach to the back of case to get her one that is cold
>"thanks, you're a wonderful human being"
>you're a wonderful human being
>you're a wonderful human being
>you're a wonderful human being
>you're a wonderful human being
>you're a wonderful human being
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i wish someone called me a wonderful human being.
god knows i could use the validation
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>has job
>has job that interacts with public
>has job that interacts with women
>touches women in public
NORMIEE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>34560771
It was actually one of the most depressing things anyone has ever said to me because I'm 100% convinced that I'm hardly even human, much less wonderful, and it was sad watching her try to say something nice to me that I knew was 100% false. I brooded over it all night and at one point almost cried.
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Putting pineapple on your pizza is the pinnale of being woke
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>>34560658
actual fucking degenerate
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>>34560658
t.somefuckingloserinaflyoverstate
experience real pizza from NY you scum
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Wrong
Or
Kinda
Empty-headed
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when was the last time you cried /r9k/
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>>34560610
A week ago I got a calc exam back from my professor, and it was a D of course. Then I got back to my dorm and my dad yelled at me over the phone for over an hour about how much of a failure I am, and that he should have taken my college money for himself, because I don't deserve it. I cried and rammed my head into the wall for a solid 4 hours. Then my roommate came home and I had to hide my autism.
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>>34560610
When Trump won the election. Never been so happy in my entire life. Cured my depression for real. Been happy and upbeat ever since. Have a lot more energy and no longer low energy.
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a few hours ago, thinking about my dad and how my relationship with him will always feel unresolved.
had i been in a good mood the day before he died i wouldnt carry this life long burden.
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/r9k/ what are you doing with your life?
time to start weightlifting
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>>34560604
/pol9k/ told me that it's pointless for me to lift because I am a spic and my genetics are objectively inferior w/r/t mass cultivation, strength, and bodybuilding
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>>34560604
Lifting is pointless.
Height, bone structure, and dick size>>>>>> overcompensating with muscle
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>>34560615
dont believe them my little robot. You too could become ilya ilyin