>i could've not been born
>i was anyway
thanks mom and dad
I could have been born stupid and happy.
I was only born stupid.
>one chance at life
>took it
Not sure i am liking taking the blank check anymore. I want to cash it all back and be unexistsed again. Sheeeeit life is gay.
>>34561094
This picture needs to be changed to wojak's face
>currently existing
it's like being undead
>>34561094
I could have been born with a mental disease making me not able to feel
>instead i feel every hour
>>34561094
>>34561418
>one chance at life
>decide to spend it posting rugrats memes on a teriyaki chicken grilling website
>>34561094
>mom had fertility problems and couldn't get pregnant
>instead of assuming it wasn't meant to be she went to tons of doctors and had me when she was 34
>have rerolled for millenniums
>never get a good build
>RNG continues to fuck my shit up
Getting very annoying, desu.
Embrace life OP! It's all you've got!
>Your mothr and father, both having not so good genes, decide to shit you out into the world as some kind of testament of the bad genes found in both family lines
>You're the epitome of all the reasons many people should not have bred
Thanks mom, thanks dad
>>34561482
Got a good chortle out of this one
>>34561503
>NORMAL FAGS GET OFF MY BOARD
>>34561498
holy shit, are you me?
original, let me post.
>>34561520
Sounds like somebody's got the Mondays...
>>34561499
At least you got dubs friendo
>>34561542
No,
Just woke up from a Seroquel induced sleep.. I just wasn't sure how to proceed not on autopilot
But if you are a normal fag.. you know. Get off my board, and stuff.
>>34561503
Normies, everyone
Organic
>>34561503
>It's all you've got!
>>34561094
Ugly people and short fags should be chemically castrated. I hope Trump enacts this law.
>>34561535
Women wanting a child like they want a pet doesn't seem to be a rare thing. We are simply abnormalities. Modern medicine has allowed us to suffer for 30 odd years before we kill ourselves. Thanks, mom.
>>34561570
I wish we had been euthanized. I'm the runt of the litter. Give me an honourable death, a mercy killing is the least I ask for.
>>34561569
>when he divorces his wife
my heart
>>34561507
Glad i made you laugh little anon