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Shit posting:
why do you browse r9k and why are you depressed?
I'll start:
I use to have a girlfriend but since I watched a lot of porn I had become numb to the natural beauty of a normal no make up girlfriend and expected only bad bitches who low key acted like cum sluts and called me daddy
Pro tip: Girls don't act like that. They're no different from a pet. They need attention they need love they need time
I'm the broken shell of a man who once was
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look at that thigh gap, she's been spaced out down there
that's why I post here
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>>34560777
Won't breaking a neck kill more than the ego? Why do roasties wear such dumb clothing?
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I just come here to bitch about depression really. Sometimes it is nice to talk with some other anons but of course difficult to ignore all the backround shitposting.
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>>34560777
I've always wondered what that jacket meant, but now I've figured it out.
It's a spoonerism.
"Break eggs. Kill negroes"
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>>34562086
Don't be racist, don't be a faggot !
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>>34560777
>why do you browse r9k
I feel like I belong here. Every other facet of society has pushed me away even though they act like they'll accept everyone with open arms. This place acts like they'll push anyone away yet I feel very at home here.
>why are you depressed?
Eh, I'm not depressed, at least not right now. My overall outlook on life is bleak though, and that's due to modern women being awful.
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>>34562086
Now these anons are thinking outside the box, anons like this keep me coming back.
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>>34560777
Habit since age 15
Depressed bc no money. Working on that.
4chan got me crazy.. but I love the way it raised me
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>>34560777
nice trips
>NEET
>khv
>live alone
>no gf
>a girl has never liked me
>my parents are disappointed by me
>dropped out of college twice
>i feel like shit every single day
>every thing i do seems completely boring
>not even vidya pleases me any more
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>>34562086
>break eggs
what does he means by this?
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>>34560777
I remember that I would come here when I was younger and really enjoyed r9k and while I wasn't quite as broken as I am now, it felt homely. Then a few things happened, mainly breaking up with my gf, and the exodus of my "friends" that right now I feel I'm really close to the edge. If only I wasn't terrified of death so much that I could kill myself, but whatever. I'm just struggling with college right now because I think I'm retarded and irresponsible. I need to get a job but I have such bad social anxiety, I physically can't. But what does it matter to anyone else, it's just me being "lazy". I'm not cut out to be an adult. I'm 18 and can't even drive and no real friends except a couple. F
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>>34562367
>no real friends except a couple
>no real friends
>no
>except a couple
>NO FRIENDS
>A COUPLE
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>>34562183
> i had a gf but i am a robot, because robot is a state of mind
Oh man, i am sick of your kind. I hide this thread, wish there was an option to hide all the comments linked to your IP.
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>>34562388
Yes, minimize how I feel because I have a COUPLE of friends, one of which I can't even hang out with. Oh isn't my life just so fucking great? Fucking faggot.
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>>34560777
>I use to have a girlfriend but since I watched a lot of porn I had become numb to the natural beauty of a normal no make up girlfriend and expected only bad bitches who low key acted like cum sluts and called me daddy
eh, i used to tell myself stuff like this during my previous relationship. truth is she was just ugly
i don't have that problem at all this time around.
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>>34562415
>le poor edgy fag is mad
i bet life is hard for you cunt
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>>34560777
>why do you browse r9k
Because it's fun as to debate shit and you anons get pretty adamant on your topics.
>why are you depressed?
Because I got everything I wanted to early in life and to easy so melancholy of a life that was over became the norm.
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>>34560777
In here because I'm a virgin at 23. 4chan is basically a rite of passage and you don't leave here until you get laid have a job and finish college
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>>34560777
>why do you browse r9k?
I just lurk here sometimes when /g/ and /b/ are full of autism, but I think this is one of the best boards because posters post posts with their unadulterated feelings and opinions without the need of pure shitposting just to piss off other posters
>and why are you depressed?
I don't know if I truly am, but sometimes I wish my everyday life was a bit less numb.
I mean, I have a girlfriend (female) and a couple of close friends, but the routine is going to kill me.
I just want a place only for me and my GF where we can cuddle and do whatever we want without the fear of being judged. And for an unfortunate twist of events, I have to wait till September for my driving licence exams.
Being 18 sucks
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>>34560777
No friends
My life is pretty much probably going to be a failure because I have no drive to do anything.
Grew up and realized the whole having a wife and family thing probably won't work out either.
Have no hobbies now that video games are mostly boring to me.
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