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>>34679105
>mom doesn't want daughter to look like a slut
>somehow this is a bad thing

>>34679105
>red lipstick and make up and a low cut dress
So why was your sister dressed like a whore?

>>34679120
I don't know, ask her. Maybe she liked the look.

>>34678984
>4 years worth of calculus removed
What?

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>tfw shaved 30 nuns off my legs
>that heavenly feel

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>>34679027
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Calculus_(dental)

Body seems passable, let's see the face though. That's where they always fail.

>>34678935
>fake tits, penis
>real woman
"No."

>>34678935
Yep would suck your cock.

>>34678825
you think you have a shot and have a similar lifestyle/hobbies

they're all sluts though

because they seem more attainable to you

10/10 stacies are a dream while plain girls are a reality

First of all 10/10s are subjective. Personally when I say 10/10 I don't mean a rating of "You have zero physical flaws" its just the degree to which I am attracted to them.

Second, its probably because when you see these made up airbrushed, caked on whores to have no blemishes or flaws, they don't even look human to you, they look like closer to a drawing rather than an average girl who looks and feels like a real human can fuck.

What's it like being the only guy in your HR department?

Don't forget to sabotage your old friend NEET

>>34678905
>>34678807
Weird I know this feel too OP, literally the only guy other than my boss

just have to lay the Fuck down on ONE HO and the gates of chadland will be open to you

>>34678702
you have to learn the tricks my nigella lawson

>you need to a sociopath and murderer for girls to like you

what did the shittest gender mean by this

>hands the $20 of the pizza only
Yeah, thanks bud.

>>34678661
That pizza looks bad.

I mean id probably still eat it, but I wouldn't enjoy it.

>>34678661
>plus tip.
People actually say that in america? What the fuck

>>34678634
i have a cyst on my teste. nothing dangerous. i'm gonna live forever ;_;

>found a lump on ear some time ago
>didn't mind, it disappeared
>now got a bigger one on right shoulder
I don't really care about consequences, we all die anyway.

It's probably a benign cyst unfortunately anon. More life for you yet!

>>34678592
I don't. How can you 'feel' like a girl when you have a penis?

>>34678655
that's the point
I don't feel like a girl
that's why I want to be one
to feel it

>>34678655
Because gender and sex are two completely different things?
I'm a cis girl (born with a vagina, still identify as a female) and I recognize that trans women are real women. Trans women are female. Trans women are women born women. Trans women are real ladies, chicks, girls. To deny this means that you see men and women as walking genitals, and you're just being an edgy dumb fuck. ALL trans women are women, including those who are pre-everything and don't pass. OP is a real girl if she feels like one and wants to be referred to with feminine pronouns, and wants to be seen as a woman.

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>entire family told me that I'm cute/pretty/gorgeous all my life
>soon realized they only told me this so they wouldn't fuck up my self esteem/because we're related
Oh.

Yeah, don't even remind me about it.
Worst of all is going out with your father, in your 20's, and hearing him saying "all ladies are looking at you, son".
Gets me every time, my dad is real bro, we're really close that I even see him as a friend, so I know he says these things only to cheer me up, but at the same time, the lies hurt a little, I wish they were true.

>>34678612
>the lies hurt a little, I wish they were true.
You know, he probably thinks they are true. Parents can be very blind when it comes to see their children's defects. Kinda sad

There's many girls out there without a boyfriend, don't be a cunt and cuck someone for no reason.
Furthermore, you can ask that on /b/ or /adv/. These boards seem more appropriate for your type of "problem".

fuck off oregnao

>>34678564
/r9k/ is my home board. You guys have always been here for me and I've been here since the birth of this board.

>>34678480
because women are cunts, easy.

>>34678480
Some of them are just terribly superficial

women are evil beings who cannot without a social hierarchy

a male coworker simply sees other colleagues with different talents and personalities

a woman coworker puts them in a sick ladder of Chads she needs to impress and non-Chads she avoids and steps on to inflate her social value

women don't belong in the workplace

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Humans are inherently sociopaths with absolutely zero empathy or sympathy for anyone except themselves. As I've already said, the average person is a sociopath.

Why not just not pay the bills?

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>>34678477
>I feel like I'm literally just being kept alive for the purpose of paying bills
You are!

>>34678453
I like GOT. Its interesting and fun :)

>>34678453
Honestly I can never get through the first episode. Fantasy shows/media are just so dry and boring to me.

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>>34678453
The only thing I know about A Song of Ice and Fire is that there's a lot of soft wieners.

>>34678437
You are a drag on society and failure as a man.

I don't normally tell people they should end themselves but the fact that you take pride in living off the hard work of others makes you basically irredeemable. Enjoy the Vidya and anime because a woman won't respect a permanently unemployed person.

>>34678523
Lol. >but my doctor said I wasn't fit for work because of my faked panic attacks

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>>34678523
>because a woman blah blah blah

I'm a NEET and a non-virgin, but regardless of that, who gives a flying fuck what women want? do you need to pass some whore's shit tests to feel good about yourself? well, sucks to be you then.