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Always remember to never be a cuck and keep women in line.
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>>34688026
If you have to use violence to keep a women in line you are a cuck.
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but i can barely lift a plate
won't she run away?
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>>34688026
I tried to follow the last thread's advice and ended up pulling a muscle. You forgot to add that keeping a woman in line requires some semblance of strength.
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Have any one of you ever been to a strip club? If so, how was the experience?
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yeah
>felt the seperation between the plastic on her tit and her actual flesh
>she tried to pickpocket me
>after i refused to pay for a lap dance, she went up to me and my "friends" to shame me saying "lol ur friend didnt want a lapdance.... ;;))"
i was 14
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>>34688017
Fuck I miss these memes. I don't even remember liking them but I still get nostalgia. Does anyone know how I can transport myself back to 2011-2012?
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>>34688017
went yesterday
>27
>friends ask me to come
>tired of being shut in loser
>go...girls actually walking around topless serving drinks, order a beer $10(wtf)
>watch girls take turn dancing taking off bra and actually seeing pussy irl
>find a really hot girl just chiling, go up to ask her for a dance
>takes me back, dances for 3-4min, rubs her tits in my face, feel her up everywhere
>$20
pretty fun
Have you ever thought about becoming the lewdest, most genuine person? Some people I know get away with it naturally, and I always wanted to try it. I wanna tell some female friend she has cute feet and just see how she reacts
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>>34688003
>foot fetishists will most assuredly be among the first on the Day of the Rope
Feels so good
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>>34688003
Don't do it you fucking moron. Women hate hearing that shit unless it's already discussed and in private.
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>>34688003
this is why foot fetishists have a bad rep and ruin it for the rest of us
Don't be a fucking creep OP
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ITT: Album covers that give you the /feels/
> Pic related
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shivers down my fucking spine
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>>34687911
how strange it is
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>>34687979
to be anything at all
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why do i always think people are thinking the worst thing possible about me
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>>34687909
I do that. I think it's poor self-esteem.
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THEY DO YOU FUCKING NORMIE FAGGOT. REEEEEEEEE
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Happens to me too. That's what ruins the chance of something positive so I just stop trying when I think people really don't care anymore.
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>tfw never got he cue that everybody was fucking everybody in high school
I feel embarasssd, like I missed out on some super cool underground tunnel system or something. Maybe I am autistic.
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>>34687890
*got the cue
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>>34687890
Didn't miss out on much lmao
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>Never got the cue
>In turn never got a cute
>My life is a dropped scoop
>Of metropolitan ice cream
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K guys, I haven't measured my flaccid dick, but it looks maybe 2 inches at most, but I have measured my erect dick and it is 6.5. Is this pretty normal? Are you guys growers or showers? I actually had a problem in the gym where a dyel saw my dick outline when I was benching and he pointed it out to some girls and I heard them joking about it later. It felt bad, I'm not gonna lie, and I can't just whip out my erect dick to prove him wrong. It felt like all the work I did in the gym is now worthless because roasties will now just spread the rumor that I have a small dick.
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>>34687839
>is it normal for an erect penis to be larger than a flaccid one
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>>34687839
My dick is 2.5 inches soft but I'm 8 with 7 girth hard
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>>34687839
I'm a shower. Around 4~ inches flaccid, and bigger than an arizona can erect. 9 inches to be exact.
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Give me a reason why females shouldn't be bought and sold like livestock.
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I cant. We need to go back.
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>>34687780
Hey guys,
F E M A N O N
H E R E
and I was just wondering if you guys could worship me ~('w^\)
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Because slavery is bad. And women will be bitching about it for hundreds of years like black people do.
>Bane was in love with Miranda Tate
>Miranda Tate friendzoned him
>Miranda Tate fucked playboy billionaire Bruce Wayne (Chad Thundercock)
>you realise Bane was just an angry beta cuck
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>>34687758
For you
Oregeanooaodhfhr
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>Protective brother/sister relationship
>He wanted to fug
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Better yet, bane lost his face for her as any beta orbiter would and Still go friendzoned.
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ITT: Why we hate niggers
>Be me
>8 years old
>Live in all-black neighborhood
>Go to church every week
>Priest is pretty nice
>Says I'm good child of God
>One day takes me in back room
>Tells me he wants to show me God's love
>Whips out massive black penis
>Priest gets arrested
>Family moves away
>Never go to black neighborhoods again
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>>34687745
Was the priest named Garter?
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>>34687745
>Be a worker in Norway
>All taxes goes to niggers that end up raping and killing people.
I still can't believe that people think that Trump is a bad choice.
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>>34687745
I'm not a fan of niggers myself but isn't this thread better suited for pol?
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>Christmas eve 1997
>9 years old
>come home from looking at christmas lights
>parents let me open 1 present
>it's pic related, lego pirate ship
>I build my pirate ship on the carpet next to the tree while my family is visiting
>christmas music playing in the background
>think about all the awesome modifications im going to make with my other legos
>think about all the games I'm going to play with it
>think about all the presents I'm going to get tomorrow
>literally not a worry in my mind
>not about how girls won't have anything to do with me
>not about how I can't find a job
>not about how all my friends moved on with their lives
>not about what a disappointment I am to my family
>I had no idea what I would become after childhood was over
That pirate ship sat in my parents attic with all my other legos for 15 years. They were saving them for when I had kids of my own. They finally threw them out this year.
Share your memories r9k. Were you ever not a robot?
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>>34687723
I highly recommend reading Elliot Rodger's manifesto.
It started out the same as your greentext.
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I would seriously kill my mom if she sold my Lego.
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Wow... this story got to me for some reason. I'm scared for the future guys
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We should do our own porn vids. How much is it too book a model and do a shooting? I would book Dana Dearmond or Riley. Come on let's change the world with some good porn!
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>>34687609
Hell, I'm in!
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>>34687609
Wait so we can lose our virginity AND get paid? sounds like a deal breaker.
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>>34687609
I've been thinking about this. Want to start my own site, was thinking of posting an ad on Bp, but the adult section is now censored so I was thinking of some other ways. Was also thinking about making a fetish site for fucking prostitutes
Is there a way to feel like you do right after ejaculating but make it last all the time instead of just after masturbating?
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Exercise gets you high on self esteem.
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you mean tired and shitty?
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ejaculate all the time
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How do I hold a conversation when I'm boring and sheltered and have no experiences or opinions or interests or anecdotes or meaningful questions, or any sort of depth at all?
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>>34687563
That's probably a lie, if you don't have anything you enjoy in life you should denitely kill yourself
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>>34687563
I don't know either OP. 28 years old and still don't know how to have conversations. I only have 4 hobbies though and two of them scare off women.
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>>34687563
You can fix not having opinions, interests and experiences to an extent, and with that much you should be able to get around. However, no matter what you do, holding a conversation requires both participants to actually try, especially if you don't have anything substantial in common, ie. work or school.
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>tfw nicotine withdrawal
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>>34687537
Come on, anon
Just one more cigarette won't hurt. You deserve it!
Imagine that great tobacco flavor. Just one more pack...
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>>34687537
I feel you anon. I would suck a aids infested nigger dick just for a pack of camel wides ;_;
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>>34687537
I just woke up to day 3 of not smoking.
Time to go back to sleep. This is suffering.