Mercedes Thread
>discussion of all things related merc
>mercedes in production to create automated valet parking garages - save space, no valet risks of damaging car, quick parking
>btfd tesla
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cFMOPjYSSPw
About to buy a GLS63 next week
So excited
Have a bump from /bmw/
The holy triumvirate
>>17645326
Audi is shit
BMW used to be the "ultimate driving machine". Now they are a joke.
Mercedes is always #1
* breaks down in your lane *
>Drive bmw
>some electronics stop working
>lower window because the a/c is dead and its hot as fuck
>window stops half way and now it wont go up or down.
BMW ladies and gentlemen.
>>17645352
sounds like an Alfa tb h.
Name any fucking coupes that are
>Reasonably safe/reliable
>Gas mileage that isn't aids
Protip, you can't
>>17645118
>safe
Why should this matter? we both know you don't have friends as passengers to protect.
E92 328i
>>17645118
>any coupe version of an econobox
>any non-V8 BMW
>BRZ/GT86
>Ecoboost Mustang
You literally can't make an unsafe modern car, it's not allowed.
What common cancerous car stickers are in your area?
>Pic related
Here in FL you can't sling a dead cat without hitting at least four cars with this shit or a variation of it
>>17645015
All up here in Southern Virginia we have those fucking things on every car too.
Somebody needs to change that to 'Slut Life' and start slapping it on cars.
>>17645015
What does that shit even mean? People around here have those stickers. After seeing the people who drive salt life cars I just assumed it was some popular new christian turd rock band like Creed was
Hey guys so I think I made a big mistake I just got a new job at Costco and I thought I needed to get a more reliable daily driver cause my commute is like 30 miles each way. I visited a dealership to look for a cheap new sedan but the salesman convinced me to get the top trim with all the options anyways he was really friendly and said he could get me a special financing deal at 3% for 84 months I though this sounded good but when I told my friend about it he said I was a retard and that's a bad deal I'm freaking out now I already signed the papers is there any way I can get out of this!?
>>17644929
>Did I fuck up
>Kia
>84 months
Take this stale bait to reddit and spice it up a bit. Here, I'll add some sage.
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>>17644929
How did the interview go and what previous job experience do you have? Currently trying to get a job at Costco here.
*blocks ur path*
wwyd?
>>17644897
>Drive around
the 5.7 sucks
>>17644897
>front tag mount drilled into bumper
Damn...
QUICK
URGENT
what do NISSASNS S like to EAT
transmissions
faggots like you
>>17644812
kys
you fucks recommended this shit. wtf is wrong with you guys. It smells like my cologne drenched stepdad getting raped by my axe drenched college roommate. I opened the package a TINY BIT and the stench pierced the back of my throat and made me gasp for fresh air.
>>17644806
Sack up Billy. Its a cardboard tree not a canister of Zyklon B.
Everyone exaggerates everything. Its a disgusting phenomena of modern banality.
It doesn't smell that great. It doesn't smell as bad as a corpse. Its just a cardboard tree with shit fragrance on it. Life does not contain that many exhilerating or enthralling experiences, and none of them are about a tree shaped air freshener.
gr/o/w a pair.
>not using new car scent
>>17644806
>he can't deal
what do you think of my new car
Thx reddit
Legit cooler than a Model 3.
Oh... how I wish I was joking.
>battleshit
gb2reddit
Will your car make it again next time?
>>17644783
>tfw Pennsylvania
And I live in a county that requires emissions testing. It sucks man.
Yes and yes.
Yes and it should, just had 1k dollars worth of shit put into it. But I'm planning on getting a new vehicle soon anyways
>Driving a shit box
>Feels bad when other people buy a brand new car just to fit in with others
>I can afford a brand new vehicle, but am sticking with my shit box until it dies and even than I want to buy a reliable 4-8 year car..
Meanwhile I drive an old shitbox 70 miles a day and I just wish I had a modern car to have AC, bluethooth audio streaming or ventilated seats. Not everyone wants to fit in, maybe they just want modern comfort faggot.
>>17644752
This isn't /b/, frogposter, fuck off.
What does /o/ think of the Bugatti Veyron? good first car?
And is it a bargain for $1,100,000?
You probably thought you were sooo funny when that rolled through your head and you decided to post it.
Well it's not. It's not funny.
Kill yourself.
>>17644625
assmad poorfag detected
/
>below 400 will eventually feel slow and boring
>above 600 is borderline unusable for most drivers
Is 500 to 550 horsepower ideal?
>>17644598
Do you have a learning disability?
230hp with 235 ft/lbs og torque sub 3k lbs is the perfect dd
>>17644598
348hp to the front wheels (only places it should be) is ideal
What kind of fake AE86 is this?
>>17644381
FSO Polonez
>>17644397
Zepsułeś całą zabawę, spierdalaj na karachana.
>>17644418
wypierdalaj polaczku do swojego zascianka
Just a shop grunt. Tires and oil, maybe, and sweeping stuff. What can I expect? I'm considering stopping college (sophomore, no debt) to go get porsche certified or something, but don't know if now is a good time to get in, or if I should continue with electrical engineering and get into the automotive industry corporate side.
>>17644339
>throwing away an electrical engineering degree to change poorsha tires
If you like difficult work and really hate making money, then it's a great idea.
>>17644363
>>17644383
/thread
finish your school op.
as elec. engineer you can own the world.
auto tech, you can be a glorified grease monkey, could be cool and fun for awhile.
but you'll be millions ahead in ten years after school