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>>29735389
>black coffee
Sorry, no murrkan 'food' here: the dumpster is out there.

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>>29735389

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>>29735389

One blackened man coming up.

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Get this retarded self loathing of my bord. Fucking Robots.

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>>29734919
>/mlr9k/

>>29734955
Why aren't you miserable with your life being the way it is? What the fuck is wrong with you?
>>29734971
Well, what would you call it?

>>29734660
I dont particularly care if she likes it or not, I would give it to her anyway.

>>29734660
I can't imagine how anyone could. There are no pleasure nerves in the anus or intestines. There are plenty of pain nerves though.

>>29734724
It's a wonder why your mother keeps asking for more

>>29734295
SHOW

>>29734295
TOO

>>29734297
SHALL

>>29734199
Dude, what the fuck?

>>29734199
>trying to be lector
fucking faggot

>>29734204

Oh come on, we've done pretty much everything else to them.

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>>29733739
I wouldn't

Now give me 69 boxes of thin mints.

>>29733739
On which lips?
>pay
Ha
>rape

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>>29733748
>Not liking adorable fillies.
>Calls OP the fag.

>>29733688
Quality thread you asshole.
>implying Rarity isn't a powdered white mini-ponut

>>29733688
rarity doesnt have a nigger ponut, its gray

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>>29733688
>Fluttershy's
Did Discord tell you that?

Finally he is not shit.

>>29733524
Unfortunatly for me its a case of to little to late.

- That he finally got his spotlight., twice.
- Everything he learned, while being a friend/servant/butler/confidant of Twilight and seeing a lot of shits those damn, silly ponies do, etc., etc. surely payed off.
- He finally showed that a dragon can do friendship business too. I dare to say, he managed to solve those problems better.
- He might be pretty influential. Being the friend of dragon lord, changeling queer, royal sisters is quite an achievement despite his age.

My autistic expectations are following:
- he will expand his agenda with other races
- he will become a voice of reason, between nations's squabbles
- he will sink in ember's dragon pussy

Character development arcs needed:
- This show begs for solid interaction between Twilight and Spike. All they did was occasional adventuring and snuggling. I wish Twilight would address to him as brother, not just "assistant".
- One of the ideas is a huge rift in their relationship to be fixed lated. However, I'm afraid it would turn into "your fav fanfic implementation goes here".
- Another thing is Rarity. They could actually let Spike stop swooning over her and Rarity, as actual good friend, should solve this matter with delicacy and proper respect for him. So he would not land on friendzone.
- Spike's origins, nuff said
- Finally, he could get involved more into royalty business. Especially being guided by Luna.

The last one sounds most interesting, as it has huge potential for character, lore, adventure wise aspects.

>>29733383
No. Earth ponies are strong, so the shit's replaced with muscle.

Pegasi fly, so they have air instead.

And all the magic from unicorns has to come from some where.

Hope that answered your question.

>>29733401
So where is the shit stored then?

>>29733443
Ponies don't poop

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This is a big guy.

>>29733360
I like that pony

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This is a banana horse

>>29733261
>kicks the boulder

>>29733261
>thinly veiled sex offer

>>29733261
so, sucking my rocks off, eh limestone?

>>29733105
Goosh goosh

>>29733105
Flattery won't work on me, whore. Also: You're not real.

>>29733105
Punch her in the face because of no hooves.

Let's all pretend that we don't see the irony in a retard calling everyone else a pussy because he's too much of a pussy to do it himself.

>>29733042
And if you had an intelligent and fierce person calling the pot and the kettle black then would you feel like crap about yourself? To me it seems like this entire fandom is too shut-in and autistic to care about anything.

>>29733079
>this entire fandom is too shut-in and autistic to care about anything
You're not wrong.

It's not so bad when you don't care about anything. You don't get worked up in rage over things anymore. Just a nice, numb apathy.

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No

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What kind of loser likes smug ponies

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I don't

that just makes you a fag with shit taste

>>29732593
Why?

I don't see the problem with this, if the problem is that you can't have an oc pony that gets turned into a human.