It's been five years since the prime of mlp and yet it's still going strong. How? I thought it'd die out in a year or two.
>>29713294
Pure motorized autism
>>29713294
the board runs on autism, depression and love for waifus, we have all three in spades
>>29713308
Autism, depression and love for my waifu is a perfectly accurate summary of my life.
Presumably everypony's vagina, anus, and crotchtits are visible in public.
How do you think the ponies feel about this? I imagine since they're visible it isn't taboo, but since they're their private parts the ponies must have differing feelings about it.
Who do you think is nervous about it, who shows them off, who doesn't care, who's willing to let any stallion put it inside them and so on and so forth.
>>29709008
I think they're obscured by a flap of skin and only exposed when aroused.
Maybe they never went through that whole sexually-repressed, Victorian-era, Judeo-Christian bullshit that we did. Ponies are not likely to have the same hang-ups about sex and visible anatomy that we do.
>>29709029
But what about the anus and crotchboobs?
What kind of things would you do with your waifu?
cuddle her
>>29708546
Ignore this thread because it'll just fill with all of the abuse charts.
Also:
>image
>>29708546
Booty thread
>>29707897
>human
>mobilefag
phoneposting comes in handy when you want to blow niggers in the park but still shitpost, huh OP?
>>29707901
Very epic of you bro
>>29707897
Voting closed down earlier today, and with 105 responses gathered, here are the results:
https://drive.google.com/open?id=0B4K5-2YBeUccbkFXR1ZxVjRibWM
And with new synopsi just revealed it seems we already got one right for sure!
Thanks to everyone who posted suggestions and voted. Let's hope we get a full row this season!
It's shit
>>29707371
We already have "FLurry" and "rehash" episode confirmed. AKA Baby Cakes 2.0
>>29707371
>No Nyx cameo
It's shit
what job position is she applying for?
She wants to be on top, obviously.
>>29706875
some bitch looking for a betacuck orbiter
might be your lucky day, OP
>>29706895
Makes sense, seeing how she goes after Sunburst. Beta cucks with a high position on the royal court seems like her cup of tea.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L9BAeyZhAdE
The apex of this show, over 6 years later it still hasn't been topped.
I searched the song for sake of nostalgia without realizing that today is actually the first day of spring
>>29705983
This song is the reason why I became a fan of the show.
This song was the first song I learned in English.
These things can seem small, but being in a fandom allowed me to know new people, and to share interests with new friends. And watching stuff in a different language was the excuse I needed to start learning English for real.
This song probably affected me much more than I'm willing to admit.
>>29705983
That episode had the perfect mix of slice of life, world building, humor, and music, and Fluttershy only made a minimal appearance.
It's the perfect FiM episode.
>>29705983
>Lie down
>Try to smile because the good times happened
>Cry because the good times are over
>You will never bully fluttershy
>>29702277
Fluttershy is off limits to bullying
I'm a Shimmerfag but I wanted to punch her when she was bullying Fluttershy. She is too innocent and hasn't ever done anything bad.
>>29702277
You don't know that.
>>29702277
You are right on that one, I will dote her and be nice to her.
*blocks your path*
>>29699392
>Walk in between her,
>>29699392
*teleports behind u*
>>29699392
>rape
Let's settle this: http://www.strawpoll.me/12556930
>Crystal Prep girl
>Only Shadow 5 options
wut
>Sunny Flare
I would go supernova on that ass.
I'm torn between Sugarcoat and Sour Sweet
Go ahead, vessel of mine! Bounce on, you useless skull you! Gravity's for chumps who have yet to understand the fourteenth dichontological frequency, so screw it!
Damn, this place is so boring nowadays. Maybe I should go see what the new girls are up to. The lower floors have been explodey lately. What do you think, skull of mine?
It doesn't answer, which would be hilarious if it wasn't depressing but makes me laugh anyway for reasons that I am not entirely sure of. It's not THAT depressing at least. Hard for anything to be after literal millennium. More like a mild bother among too many others.
No, not boring. Mediocre's a better word for it.
Hey, lookatit! The purple queen bitch is falling down on the kid! You go bitch! Hope you and the kid kill each other! Don't bother to write, I don't remember how to read anyway!
Hey, is that my other me?
Nooo, can't be. There's no one to be holier than around here, at least no one--
Oooooh, the earth pony. I probably should do something when my other me tries to murder her pegasus friendo again. What's with that knife and pegasi?
Odd, my other me's ignoring them.
Let's nap for a bit. My headache got nastier again. Or should I call it nowhereache? Eh.
Nap time gooo...
Wakey wake.
Hey, purple bitch is alive.
"You suck purply!" No one who mucks with time travel is alright in my book. Shit makes my headaches so much worse.
And hey, the kid's still alive! To no one's surprise! I would put it out of its misery, if the only ways I know of weren't likely to kill me by proximity.
Huh, purply's taking a detour from her glorious flight to... wait, WAIT who in the pits gave her permission to park THAT at my tower?
There's procedure to these things. You don't just park your... flying saucer here and then just fly to my tower's catwalks. Without even climbing through the inside! Does she even know how dangerous that is?
And just why is she chatting with my other me? That knife better not be keeping secrets from me...
>>29693911
Last time we're Applejack and now I have no idea who we are. We're not knife Ludwig because she mentioned the knife talking to people twice, we're not the skull because she mentioned the skull didn't answer, and we're not pony Ludwig because she's with Applejack. The thing in the picture looks like a robot so I guess it could be Sabrina. Doesn't look anything like her the last time we saw her, though, and I don't think she has an "other me".
Okay, I give up. Go talk to Twilight and the "other me" I guess. Find out what's going on.
>>29693948The skull.
>>29693954
Oh. I was confused by "What do you think, skull of mine?"
>"Why are you sweating, Nonny? Do you like what you see?"
What do?
>>29693698
>>29693684
>see stupid image
>make shitty thread
why are you such a cancerous pile of shit?
>>29693698
Yeah that's cute, but could you please show me instead how equestrian weather works around here?
Twilight is a weekly guest speaker at the schoolhouse. After arriving late one week, Twilight finds out the hard way that Cheerilee punishes tardy ponies of any age the same way. They still cry and kick their little hooves when peoper discipline is applied to their rumps.
Group Pastebin (140+ stories):
http://pastebin.com/u/SkyeHigh
Forum:
https://hostbatch.com/spanking/
Featured Story:
For Educational Purposes by Zad (Cheerilee/Twilight)
http://pastebin.com/rpUjrqcQ
Old thread:
>>29409842
>>29648785
always loved that picture.
>>29648785
>That picture
WTF??? DELET THIS MAN DELEEEEET!!
>>29648785
Anon-dad and Equestria Girls
This is unprecedented, thought Twilight. We’ve all been in trouble before, and we’ve all gotten spanked by dad, but never all at once.
Twilight sat in her bed in her pj’s, next to Pinkie. They had both shared a room together for the past couple of months. The girls switched who they roomed with every half year or so, just to keep things interesting. She and Pinkie got along pretty well as roommates, Twilight thought. As energetic as Pinkie was, she was always polite enough to give Twilight space when she wanted to study. Twilight looked over at her, lying on her back, looking at the ceiling. She was in her underwear and wearing a big baggy shirt that she probably stole from dad, as she normally wore to bed. Twilight observed her. Pinkie seemed very calm.
“Aren’t you nervous?” Twilight asked.
“Mmm….a little bit I guess” said Pinkie. She looked at Twilight, who clearly was. Pinkie sat up. She smiled. “Don’t worry Twi, it’s just a spanking. It’ll be over before you know it.”
“Yeah. I know. I just hate the waiting is all.” That wasn’t necessarily true. The punishment itself was obviously the part she was dreading, but the waiting wasn’t fun either. “We’ve been waiting up here for 45 minutes. And who know how long it’ll actually take for him to get to us.”
Pinkie leaned over and hugged Twilight. “It’ll be fine. It’s not the end of the world. And who knows, maybe he’ll do us first. Get it out of the way.”
Twilight snorted. “Yeah, great. Very optimistic, Pinkie, thank you.” she said sarcastically.
“You’re welcome!” Pinkie said smiling, without a hint of irony.
So when is Ponytale coming out? It's been over a year now.
>>29711742
In Hell
>>29711742
>>>/trash/
and fucking stay there
>>29711795
good night /mlp/
>>29711352
drink bleach
>>29711352
Kill yourself, faggot
>>29711352
Kill yourself you yellow swine flu whore of a bitch that I never met.