Rarity says this to you. Wat do?

>>29733105
Goosh goosh

>>29733105
Flattery won't work on me, whore. Also: You're not real.

>>29733105
Punch her in the face because of no hooves.

I would post my WoW character if I could

>>29733105
Take her out to the range and go shoot my funs because she is obviously digging my collection..

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>>29733105
Uh, duh, you have to be well equipped to take on the Demon Lord. But before I face my final challenge, I still have to claim the special item "Christmas Cake".

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>>29733105
i'm well equipped, but i still need minor guns
big guns can't walk through most doors
and no, it's not for a school shooting or massacre. it's proper self-defense against violent riots

>>29733105
I always thought I was on the small side. Nice to see somebody can appreciate my cock.

>>29733105
>"All the better to facefuck you with, my dear."

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>>29733328
>He doesn't have double doors and widened hallways so he can use his mini gun for HD.

>>29733534
>ywn facefuck Rarity until mascara and tears are running down her face

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>>29733105
Well of course Rarity. You don't make a name like mine in the galaxy without being equipped for anything.

>>29733708
>Rara Fett
>"He's no good to me in that condition, darling."
>"..Ugh, vertical stripes."

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>>29733105
>"Okay"
>360 degrees moonwalk away
i don't fuck wit no size queen sluts bitch

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>wait

>>29733105
I NEED AN ADULT!

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>>29733105
>*punch her in the stomach*
>once she lies on the ground and squirm, say "fuck Equestria Girls" and keep kicking her

>>29733105

Trow the bitch in the trash of course!!!

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>>29733105
Speaking of Rari-fags, when the hell is DWK going to post a new video?

>>29733847
he must be working on RR now, so i think that's going to take a while

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>>29733105
>It's another uninspired "What do?" thread
Writing prompts aren't allowed here anymore, faggot. You're shitting up the board with your generic and boring threads. Stop asking for writers to make greentexts for you, kid.

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>>29733105
thanks now bend over

>>29733105
Listen unless you have some useful loot to trade, I'm keeping muh rifle and pump gat. Shits getting bad in chernarus these days.

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>>29733105
You like my weapon, huh?
Wanna hold it?