>"You better not cause any trouble, monkey-man. I'll have you know I can fit your cock AND balls in my mouth. If you so much as glance at Holder's Boulder, I'll suck your dick so fast, you'll cum before you can even scream my name!"
>>29733261
>kicks the boulder
>>29733261
>thinly veiled sex offer
>>29733261
so, sucking my rocks off, eh limestone?
>>29733284
You forgot your picCarlos ya fuk
>>29733261
A pony op doesn't make you any less gay op
>mfw this thread
"Hah! I'm wearing pants, with a belt! Good luck trying to figure out a zipper with your hooves!"
>RRRRRRRIIIIIPPPPPPPP!!!!
...
"Well played, bitch."
Make a clopfic
>>29733261
What do I have to do to get Maud 'mad' at me like this
>>29733463
fuck her sister in front of her
HEY ANON I GOT LOCKED IN YOUR CAR