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For easy Stand-making and free bumps, here's the automatic one-of-a-kind Stand Generator.

http://www.pages.drexel.edu/~dft29/Stand_Generator/Stand-Generation-Overdrive.html

If you like, replace the Description with your own explanation of your Stand's powers and appearance, and show it off to everyone.

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And whether you're new to the thread or you've been here since the start and just want to let out your creativity with a nice one-shot, why not try your hand at an All Star Battle?

Lots of Stands have come out of these threads, both powerful and creative, so what's so wrong with a little competition? Let's see who comes out on top!

>Pick any stands from these threads and come up with a battle!
>Example: [BENZIN] vs. [Rocket Man]
>And if you're feeling really creative, you could write multiple stand users fighting, either in groups or be a huge battle royal.
>Example: The ｢SHADOWBOLTS｣ vs The ｢WONDERCOLTS｣
>And in true JoJo fashion, feel free to get creative with it. Maybe write a conflict that isn't a straight up battle.
>Example: Rainbow Dash decides to prank Pinkie Pie with her newly gained stand, unbeknownst to the fact that Pinkie also possesses one, and shenanigans ensue.

We've had a lot of ASBs so far.
A four Anon free-for-all: http://pastebin.com/nYizqLre (embed)
Or the Triple Pink Ponkdown!: http://pastebin.com/0GKTJbDC (embed)
We've even seen a team-up to save the world: http://pastebin.com/AUjwjBcF (embed)

But we still ask ourselves... do we stand a chance against the Joestars themselves?

>Jonathan vs. [Fire in the Church] http://pastebin.com/si7M9A9f
>Giorno Giovanna VS Erich Rammstein http://pastebin.com/Atks9007
>Jolyne Cujoh Vs. [Saturn's Children] https://pastebin.com/YbMARP67

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And if you're new to the thread and don't know what to read, here's a little directory:

>Rammstein's Bizarre Adventure: (Ace_Sorou)
Erich Rammstein is a NatSoc and stand user living in Canterlot that gets often dragged to battles against other stand users.And his sister is a cute. A CUTE!
Status: ONGOING
All chapters here: http://pastebin.com/u/Ace_Sorou

>Dimensional Link: (A-non moose)
Pinkie Pie stabs Anon with the Stand Arrow, thus granting him a stand. And everything is fine and dandy, until said arrow becomes Twilight's stand. Now Anon and his pony friends need to find a way to create a new arrow and give it back to Pinkie's family because tradition... or is that all?
Status: ONGOING
All chapters here: http://pastebin.com/u/A-nonMoose

>Stan(d)on in Equestria:(AusAnon)
Rainbow Dash misteriously develops the stand of ｢ANONYMOUS｣, which has its own will, and quickly become friends. But when the ｢NIGHTMARE｣ returns to Equestria, it is up to them to fight it and any other stand user that gets in their way.
Status: ONGOING
All chapters here: http://pastebin.com/u/AusAnon

>MY LITTLE JOJO: STANDS ARE MAGIC: (Cameo)
After Twilight and Starlight prod Anon's soul in an attempt to give him magic, his "Soul Stone" shatters everywhere, granting anypony in contact with it a stand. Anon also develops a stand, but a new threat comes to Equestria, trying to get a hold of the soul shards and get rid of Anon and his friends in the process...
Status: ONGOING
All chapters: http://pastebin.com/u/Creamymemedaddy

>Care Root's Bizarre Adventure: (Ditherer)
When Stands become normal in CHS, the antisocial loser Care Root gets one that burns up his own future with every use. After a chance encounter with his soulmate, that future suddenly changes, making him one of the most dangerous Stand users in play. Will he survive the conspiracies raging across Canterlot when even victory can burn up his reason for fighting?
Status: ONGOING
All chapters: http://pastebin.com/u/Ditherer

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>>30094107

Is Stepfordization allowed here? It's kinda like Bimbofication's slightly more intelligent older sister.

For those who don't know it's basically turning a normal girl into a stereotypical housewife. Pic related is an example.

Plus I figured it fits the MILF theme for this thread.

>>30094107
Needs more MILFs.

>>30094315
As long as they are still huge sluts under the housewife coating.

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>>30083248

5 years sunfag reporting in.

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Good morning sunbut

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>>30071756
I love that picture so much. It's adorable.

Also, pastebin: https://pastebin.com/KtjTgw9e

https://pastebin.com/a5E0uHiw
https://pastebin.com/sa7C7Xqc
https://pastebin.com/iv6Rj2w4

Here's some of my recent greens.

Did the other thread get scruffied, or did something else happen? Also, was there any more word from LTN, he said that he was going to past the first half of his final greentext shortly.

>>30044529
>Hey girls, you ever wonder why Anon is always alone?
>Hey dude, you ever wonder why Anon is always alone?
>Shining Armor or Flash Sentry will never become your most ultimate bro

>>30044571
>Shining Armor will never hunt you down after he found out you fucked his sister.
>You will never run away trying to get your pants on but it keeps getting stuck thanks to your boner.

>>30044571
>most ultimate bro
neck yourself. Spike is the best bro.

>>30026545
that's a nice nyx

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A cute.

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>>30026545
I've been waiting so long for another dose of rarisweets, it's finally here today. Hoping for the best.

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>>30024941
(2/3)

Dash didn't fucking realize that she didn't get made lead pony not because of any bias, but because Lighting Dust is a better fucking flier. And you know what? I'm inclined to believe that Lightning Dust actually worked for it. That she actually fucking trained for it instead of lying around on a cloud all day like a fucking scumbag waiting for Soarin to whisk her away to a fairy tale land where you can become the world's greatest athlete by fucking right of birth.

Lightning Dust shows initiative and willingness to get better and what happened? She fucked up. Lightning Dust put people in harm's way and, unfortunately, she doesn't have Level 7 Plot Armor like Rainbow Dash does, so she gets kicked out of the Wonderbolts. One of the only two fliers in that entire platoon worthy of the name Wonderbolt got kicked out because she had repeatedly shown initiative. Was it reckless? Absolutely. Was it dangerous? Absolutely. So fucking reprimand her. Slap her shit. Make her fly laps. Act like a fucking proper coach. Spitfire even called the tornado and effective tactic before Rainbow Dash continued her rant. Don't demolish the notion of thinking outside the box and pushing yourself, you know, leadership qualities, and fucking kick her out. Yeah, kick her out, when she has so clearly worked harder than the stupid OC-looking, rainbow-haired cunt who does nothing but care about herself and has had every talent she ever boasted about handed to her on a garnished silver platter.

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>>30024957
(3/3)

And who did Lightning Dust endanger? The five ponies who went into the fly-zone of the most elite air team during training on an unauthorized visit? AND IT ENDED BADLY? HOLY SHIT. I WOULD HAVE NEVER FUCKING SEEN THAT ONE COMING. And through all of this, things got heated for Rainbow Dash, and you know what she did? She quit like the whining coward she is and cried until Momma Spitfire stepped in and kicked out the superior pegasus.

So the episode ends with a "serves you right!" and a "that'll teach you, you villain!" when people like fuckmothering Discord, a dude who has committed so many atrocities, gets a redemption for admittedly no reason at first other than "he'd be useful tho" (I love you Discord). The show that prides itself on painting nobody as wholly evil painted someone who wasn't evil at all in the fucking first place as wholly evil. Bam. Dreams crushed. Hard work ruined. Lesson learned, hard work gets you nowhere, trying shit gets you nowhere, making mistakes gets you nowhere (especially when nobody gives you the chance to learn from them), being a protagonist and bitching incessantly though, that'll get you anywhere in life.

Fuck you Rainbow Dash. Fuck you.

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>>30024967
So yeah, anyway, post lightning horse.

First eep

IT'S PIKACHU

>>30193109

cyndaquil?

>>30193109
JOHN CENAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>30192669
>Do you watch the show?
Haven't had time to lately.
>Do you have a waifu?
No, too hard to choose.
>Do you have plushies or merch?
No.
>Do you draw or sculpt ponies?
Nope, no artistic ability
>Do you play pony vidya?
No, because nothing worthwhile has come along.
>Do you listen to pony music?
Yes. I have yet to find a bad pony song.
>Do you read pony books, pastebins, or fimfics?
I read pastebins mostly. Occasionally a fimfic, but no physical books.
>Do you have a shrine and worship Princess Celestia or Princess Luna?
No.

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>>30192669
>Do you watch the show?
yep, I'm liking the season so far but I'm not entirely sure how to feel about it or the new writers, I feel we're gonna get a sort of repeat to S6 in the way of quality. Some great episodes (Parental Glideance and A Royal Problem) some downright shit episodes, I don't think we've had one yet just bad ones but I know it's coming, and the majority being average - pretty good
>Do you have a Waifu?
Of course, the pink little devil made her way into my heart in the first premiere
>Do you have plushies or merch?
2 plushies
>Do you draw or sculpt ponies?
no
>Do you play pony vidya?
no
>Do you listen to pony music?
yes
>Do you read pony books, pastebins, or fimfics?
yes
>Do you have a shrine and worship Princess Celestia or Princess Luna?
sadly no

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>>30192669
>Do you watch the show?
Yep, and sometimes I even start discussion threads.
>Do you have a Waifu?
Pic related.
>Do you have plushies or merch?
Six small plushies of the Mane 6, a 12 in. plushie of my waifu, and a 10 in. plushie of Scoots.
>Do you draw or sculpt ponies?
I draw, sometimes. Not much because I'm terrible. I do edits sometimes though.
>Do you play pony vidya?
Nope.
>Do you listen to pony music?
Yep.
>Do you read pony books, pastebins, or fimfics?
Pastebins.
>Do you have a shrine and worship Princess Celestia or Princess Luna?
I only worship my waifu.

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>>30191979
>no hooves

>>30191979
>"Humans"
Good one

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>>30191983
>Doesn't know how to have hooves

In before Glimmer

>>30191071
You mean lowest as in emotionally wrenching right?
Because that episode's hands down one of the best in the series. Felt like it belonged in S1.

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>>30191097
You belong in the >>>/trash/.
The amount of bullshit this autist here can tell is retarded.

making shitty threads to bump good threads off page 10.

>>30189869
Ponies in general. I'm almost 30. But they're so cute.

>>30190009
If they are good why are they near page ten?

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>>30189748
Kept you waitin, huh?

>>30189764
Oh God, what the fuck. Is Fosgitt working for DHX now?

>>30189748
She went to Equestria for 4 minutes in an EQG special, then Glimmer overshadowed her

>>30189617
I want to say yes just to upset a good chunk of the board. At this point, I don't care but to rain hell.

>>30189617
Canon for spinoff series

>>30189653
I did air with the rest of the show. Saying she isn't cannon is just denial at this point.