Alone in Equestria Girls Verse #13: Not so modest Rara edition.

>>30044529
>Hey girls, you ever wonder why Anon is always alone?
>Hey dude, you ever wonder why Anon is always alone?
>Shining Armor or Flash Sentry will never become your most ultimate bro

>>30044571
>Shining Armor will never hunt you down after he found out you fucked his sister.
>You will never run away trying to get your pants on but it keeps getting stuck thanks to your boner.

>>30044571
>most ultimate bro
neck yourself. Spike is the best bro.

>>30044590
>He will never find out that you only got a boner because he found out about it
>Shiny and Flashy will never realise that you are having a raging boner right now because they are chasing you

>>30044590
>Twilight will never say;
>"Go, I'll try to calm him down but, you need to run now."

>>30044649
>Shiny refuses to run
>Despite Twilight's lies, he sees the truth
>He finally realises who his greatest bro of all time is
>It's You

>>30044529
That's a nice rara

Back from interview, good work OP.

>>30044845
No problem m8, I have the op saved and ready to edit whenever needed in case you're not here.
Hope the interview went well by the way.

>>30044912
If it didn't then I have a plus of the interviewer being cute, so I got that at least.

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>>30045008
Here's a little advice, when they say why you want the job, just tell you need it to pay bills and stuff. Blunt honesty can work, it depends on the job and interviewer. It's worked for me a few times now, but it could also make your chances of getting the job slimmer. Some interviewers don't mind it because they know people need jobs to live.
And confidence is pretty much essential, plus a firm handshake is good.

>>30045212
It was at pizza hut, near the end of break, I'm pretty much just gonna be there for the people shift from school. And I cant lie for shit, so honest is my standard...autism and aspergers helps that.

>>30045297
If you live in a place with lots of forests nearby, then try getting an apprenticeship in forestry, that's what I did.
>Dropped out of school for personal reasons
>Become an adult
>Decide to turn my life around and get better
>Forest Agency decided to give me a chance
>Taught me how to use a chainsaw properly and everything
>Worked as hard as I could and learned new things every day to show them that I was worth keeping around
>am now employed in the Swedish Forest Agency

>>30045436
...I'm an American, a chance like that is out of the question. Best hope after this is McDonalds.

>>30045447
...Well, I guess McDonalds are as common in America as trees are in Europe. So at least you'll have no problem getting a job.

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>>30045517
Don't bet on it.

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>>30044529
>Completed Stories
It's nice to know we have that category.

Based Sea also finished his story m8. Have some respect.

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>>30045875
Sorry mate, I'll fix in the saved file.

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>>30045897
No problem.
Cute Sunnybunny btw

>>30044590
>/alone/: Survival Edition
Green when?

Holy shit, I can finally use >pic related

>>30045212
Poat more Rarararararara, you nigger.

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>>30046556
I dont have alot of it I'm afraid, but I'll post a couple

>captcha>
>common tuna

sensible chuckle.gif

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>>30046611
Forgot the bloody image, sorry

>>30045922
It's fixed in the pastebin now m8, I never noticed it was finished because I've never made the op before. Sorry about that, have a rara

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>>30046659
Pretty sure this is deadsmutanon

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Continued from: https://pastebin.com/LLukQs1V

>You stand there silently cursing fate for making you literally bump into by far the sorest loser of all CHS as Flash’s cronies file in behind him from the shop to your right
>Doing your best to show just how displeased you are in seeing him you point at Flash
“And what are YOU doing here Flash?”
>Smiling he straightens his back and puffs his chest out while posing proudly with his fists on waist
>”Heh, that’s an excellent question to ask!”
>Lifting his right arm up he snaps his fingers
>Stepping out from behind Flash, Sandlewood holds out a guitar case as Snips and Snails unclasp the locks carefully
>”The Flash was just here to hunt, and to see if his new toy was ready.”
>To hunt?
>What the hell is he on about?
>”And was it ever!”
>Flash throws his arm out above the guitar case as Snips opens it dramatically
>”ISN’T IT JUST THE MOST FITTING PIECE OF ART FOR THE FLASH IN THE WORLD?!”
>You flinch almost expecting a laser or something to shoot out of the guitar case, but instead…
>Uhh…
>You look between Flash and his guitar
>Maybe you’re blind, because it looks exactly the same as it always has to you
>Sure it’s nice and all, but not THAT nice
>Yours is better by far
“I, uh, ok?”
>Flash’s face goes from ecstatic to confused as he raises his eyebrows
>”Wh-what do you mean ok?”
>You shrug as Flash looks to his cronies like you’re crazy
>He looks like you not seeing how awesome his guitar is might actually have shaken him
>”You guys can see the awesome adjustments that I had installed, right?”
>Nodding like the little brownnose he is Snips exclaims
>”Yea, of course we can see the new gold plating!”
>Pointing at the fret board Sandlewood adds quickly
>”Or even the bedazzling diamond studded frets!”
>Diamond studding on the frets, wouldn’t that just get in the way?

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>>30047437
>Flash looks to both of them nodding like a madman
>”Yea, yea all the cool stuff The Flash was able to get himself!”
>Laughing a bit he holds his stomach
>”She’s just playing hard to get ha hahah, HAHAHAH!”
>His laughing quickly escalates into full blown howling as his cronies start to whoop and holler along with him
>You don’t really know how to feel about it
>You’re standing there witnessing all of it unfold as others shopping in the mall stop or slow down to stare at the four as they seem to have simultaneous nervous breakdowns
>Maybe you should just walk away now?
>Just as you decide to get moving their laughter dies down
>Dang
>Flash halts his mid-laugh before looking to you with a lopsided smile
>”It’s ok, The Flash get it, you’re just jealous of The Flash’s kick-ass guitar…”
>Say what?
>With his now outstretched hand he grabs his guitar by the fret board
>You notice that people seem to be much more interested all of a sudden
>Now they’re starting to circle around you and Flash
>”The Flash would be jealous too, but don’t worry…”
>Pulling the guitar out of its case he dons the strap and cradles the guitar like a baby
>What is he doing?
>”Maybe if you apologize to The Flash’s number one baby right now, and agree to join The Flash’s ever growing fan club The Flash may allow you the honor of tightening her strings.”
>Is, is he serious?
>Wait, this is Flash you’re talking about
>Of course he is
>You sigh with a shake of your head as Flash takes a pick out from his jacket pocket
“I’m, just going to forget that I bumped into you and walk away now because you’re causing a scene.”
>He stands there as his cronies step back giving him space
>The crowd of people around you has actually grouped together forming a wall around you and him as if waiting in anticipation for a rock show

>>30047442
>Heh, now you’ve got her right where you want her
>Rainbow won’t be able to resist you now that you’ve got your NEW guitar!
>Holding your crimson pick up in the air you flip your hair back with a stylish head bob
“Causing a scene?”
>You look down from the ceiling to Rainbow Dash who seems to be enchanted by your blood-red pick and guitar as they shine in the light
>If you were a lesser man the glare from your golden guitar might have blinded you, but you have to see something brighter everyday
>Your future
“The Flash doesn’t cause scenes…”
>You make eye contact as Rainbow Dash looks on in awe
>Breathing in a deep breath you prepare yourself
>If there’s one girl in this mall that you can dazzle, it’s her
>Then, once you do, you’ll be one step closer to your ultimate goal
>You’ll get all the rainbooms together, and you’ll get YOUR princess back for leaving you
>You exhale like a champ before flashing Rainbow Dash the pearly whites
“The Flash IS the scene!”
>Bringing your pick down on your shining golden guitar like the hammer of Thor and commence a moment that will be etched into the halls of history
>https://youtu.be/ATub40Npxik?t=2s
>Yes
>YES
>You can feel your inner rock being channeled through your pick
>You can FEEL EVERYTHING!
>As you get more and more into it the crowd starts to cheer
>You can see people trying to keep up with your fingers in a futile attempt
>You can’t blame them
>Your skill, your grace, your EVERYTHING
>It’s AMAZING
>Falling to your knees you continue the single best jam you’ve ever conceived
>Rainbow Dash’s face is priceless
>She’s speechless as her mouth hangs wide open
>You start to put more eumph in your playing
>After all, she’s going to be the hardest to impress considering she can play the guitar, but you’re not worried
>You’ve impressed everyone in this mall already
>She’d have to be absolutely crazy with jealousy to not jump to your feet and start apologizing!

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>>30047515
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tG4t8AFEes4
>Uhhhhh
>Ok this is just plain weird
>You stand here in front of a crowd that seems like everyone in the mall decided to drop by with your mouth agape as Flash gives his all to play
>Points for effort and all, but he’s kinda missing a bunch of stuff
>Like an amp, style, grace, or dignity for that matter as he thrusts his pelvis into the air while on his back
>He looks so proud of it too, but that’s not what’s got you so concerned
>It’s the fact that everyone around you is eating it up like he’s some sort of rock god given human form
>The already barely audible electric guitar is now almost completely drowned out by the screaming people that surround you
>If you didn’t know that Flash doesn’t have this many friends you might think they’re pulling a prank on you, but something tells you otherwise
>That something being the slight red tinge that Flash’s eyes have
>It isn’t as strong as it was on Friday, but it’s visible
>As he gets more and more into it you notice something else too
>It seems like an almost invisible layer of red fog has coated the floor
>Ok, that clinches it, he’s got to be doing something to this crowd
>They’re even cheering as he humps the floor/does the worm while playing on his back!
>There’s no way that it’s anything BUT magic at this point!
>Maybe it’s something like how the sirens were able to pull people under their spell with their music?
>But that leaves the question of how Flash learned to do that
>As you contemplate on what you should even do Flash begins to cool down and stop randomly spazzing out as he plays
>Ending his playing fully he lies panting on the floor as the crowd goes silent
>That was definitely an, experience
>Though you wonder what exactly he hoped to accompl—
>Your thoughts are interrupted by thunderous applause erupting all around you

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>>30047529
>As you shield your ears from the cracking of hands you watch as Flash stands up fully with a smug look on his face
>Upon reaching full height he simply extends his arms out as if basking in the crowd’s attention before something hits his face
>Is that, a pair of panties!?
>Who even throws those at concerts!?
>You don’t know if it makes it worse or better as you notice they still have the price tag on them
>Other gifts rain down on Flash as he takes the panties off his face with the biggest grin plastered on his face and puts them in his jacket pocket
>Are those roses and a box of chocolates?
>Wait, that’s just a wad of money…
>His cronies rush up to him and open his guitar case for him as he poses for photos with someone’s baby
>Ok, this has gone a bit too far for your taste, it’s time to do something
>As he takes his strap off you march up towards him
>You’re going to give him a piece of your mind!
>This, TOOL, walks in like he owns the place, plays a crappy solo you could out shred with a ukulele, and then uses magic to make everyone else think he’s Jimi Hendrix’s long lost son!
>You can handle his bad attitude, even the crappy solo, but you can NOT handle everyone being FORCED to think he’s the coolest thing since the guitar string!
“I’ve changed my mind Flash, NOW we gotta talk.”
>Placing his guitar into its case like a dainty little girl he smirks
>”Of course you want to talk to the Flash after his stellar performance, everyone does.”
>Oh you’ll show HIM a stellar performance
>Jabbing your pointer finger at him like you’re stabbing him you yell above the crowd
“I challenge you to a rock off!”
>The crowd goes silent all at once as your voice echoes throughout the mall

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>>30047557
>Taking a deep breath you hold it for a moment before releasing it as you watch the scene before you unfold
>It seems like everyone, literally everyone, the store clerks, shoppers, and even the janitors have all congealed around the exit of the Guitars store
>The only exceptions are yourself, the girl who fixed your phone, and a pair of security guards that seem to be watching you as they pass by
>What, are you the weirdo here?
>It would’ve been nice if the girl at the counter knew what the hell was going on with the loud cheering crowd, but she just shrugged when you asked her about it
>Pretty sure she said something about the mouth breathing idiots that shop here will clap for anything?
>Don’t know how to feel about someone literally insulting their customers, but you can’t complain your phone looks good as new!
>You shrug as you approach the crowd of cheering people
>You’d be lying if you said you weren’t at least a tinsy bit interested in what they’re cheering for, but you’re getting an odd feeling
>Kinda like some white noise that’s getting progressively louder and you’re pretty sure it’s not just the crowd
>You pop your ears just in case it’s that
>However that doesn’t help
>Maybe you’re just getting tinnitus?
>Nah that shit takes like years of loud noises
>Pretty sure you’re not going to get it from hanging out in a mall
>As you get closer to the crowd whatever the residual noise was stops
>Weird
>Finally coming within view of what the crowd is seeing you peek over the heads of the cheering people in front of you
>Is that Dash and…
>Oh, oh goody
>It looks like it’s your most favorite autist in the world
>King Autismo in the flesh himself, Flash
>You begin to wonder if you can just go one day now without meeting someone or something unpleasant
>Maybe you should move after this is all over?

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>>30047565
>Your thoughts of moving somewhere quiet stop as you notice how mad Dash is starting to get
>You’re not surprised, but maybe you should stop before she does something dumb
>God forbid she does something that feeds into the egomaniac’s delusions
>Wait a second, is that an electric guitar?
>Double wait, was this crowd listening to FLASH play an electric guitar with no amp?
>You’re not a musician or anything, but isn’t that really quiet?
>Your bullshit detector is going off
>You move towards the two of them as Dash yells above the sound of everyone
>”I challenge you to a rock off!”
>Oh for fucks sake
>It’s as if the entire place went dead the second she said that
>Like actually dead
>The before cheering people are all a bit unnaturally still as Flash and his gang stare at the angrily pointing Dash
>Maybe you should get in there and diffuse the autism that is sure to spark in Flash?
>God, who are you kidding?
>You couldn’t defuse that with a bomb squad backing you
>As you weave your way through the still crowd you notice Flash start to, laugh?
>His laughing quickly intensifies to manic howling before infecting his friends and then the crowd as people beside you start to cackle madly
>Oh what fresh hell have you walked into?
>”HAHHAaahhh, that’s a great joke Rainbabe, but let’s get real yea?”
>You can tell that his words are only angering her just a bit more
>Ok she seems about ready to knock him the fuck out, but you’re like that whenever you talk to him so you can’t really tell how bad it is
>”If you really want to impress me you don’t need to fight a losing battle.”
>Oh, oh no
>If there’s one thing you’ve learned about Dash in the short time you’ve known her it’s that she competitive, and that was when it was relatively friendly one v ones

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>>30047575
>She just straight up got told that she couldn’t compete with Flash in a rock off
>That little voice in the back of your head that was worried that Flash might have been in danger yesterday at the hospital is speaking up again
>Except this time it’s not from Nihilem or anything else you thought would be a threat
>It’s Dash, especially because of the rage on her face as Flash grins cockily
>You have to stop her from committing assault or worse in front of all these people!
>Deciding that subtlety is overrated you push your way through the crowd
>Luckily for your conscious it doesn’t seem that you’ve pushed anyone to the ground as you step into the half-circle of Dash and Flash
>It seems Dash notices you as you rush over
>Quickly say something to calm her!
“Now I can see why you’re angry, but prison is a really long commitment for murder!”
>Yep, that was the best you got
>Not that violence is wrong, no too many witnesses for her to get away with it!
>It’s almost as if your words don’t reach her as her death glare sharpens on the now gloating Flash
>”Anon…”
>You stop in front of her trying your best to block her vision of Flash
“What’s up?”
>Her glare inches up to you
>Oh jeez that hurts just looking at it
>”I can’t let this happen.”
>No nonono!
>You hold both your hands up defensively
“Yes you can, you know that when one stoops to an autist’s level it’s always the autist who’s won right?”
>Her glare does not soften
>You never were good at persuasion
>Ok, you just got to think of something to stop her from killing Flash before he says something stupid or she does it
>BUT WHAT!?
.
.
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And that’s today’s, sorry for the lateness and how long it took to post. I’ll keep aiming for every 2 days, but don’t be TOO surprised if it’s 3 from now on. ALSO I don't know what the hell Hiroshima Nagasaki did, but if I see the Updating index page ONE MORE TIME! Till next one guys!

>>30047594
Good shit famalamamama

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>>30047515
>That video
>2006 was 11 years ago

>>30049073

bump from 9

>>30047557
>"I challenge you to a rock off!"
We Tenacious D now?

Page 9 bump

>>30047594
Good update YFN

>>30047594
Gnarly update m8.
I want to cum inside you.

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>>30047594

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>>30047594
>hfw

Page 9 bump

>>30055646

>>30047594
KICK FLASH IN THE DICK AND RUN OFF WITH HER!

>>30044529
"Uh Rarity, what are you doing?"
>"That's all you get from me you ruffian."
>She is using her hands as a makeshift bra and the only thing she is wearing is her frilly panties.
"I'm not complaining but, as soon as I walked through the door you started to take off your clothes calling me "a perverted ruffian."

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>>30056401
Kek

>>30056401
tsundere Rarity when?

>>30056401
>>30056465
>"I-It's not like a want to be your friend or something, r-ruffian"

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>>30056401

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until gook mook fixes the boards, we shall spin away from 9

>>30057899
greentext is is still fucked up?

>>30058526
I think so, no one in any of the threads I lurk post much yet. There is a work around that the Incest thread got to help though. So places are getting a little green every now an then.

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>>30056465

Sex is good

>>30060941
Yeah, I've heard.

>>30060941
I bet it is.

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I am so sorry my dudes, I'll have to postpone one more day because of some stuff I had to deal with
In exchange I'll make this next one a bit longer
On the bright side, I'll be finally after 6 years of using my old toaster laptop upgrading to a PC
Won't really affect writing, but I am super hype to play modern games again
Definitely going to tackle the Witcher 2 again now that I can play at more than 15fps, and maybe even attempt The Witcher 3!
So until tomorrow my dudes, look forward to it!
FOR REAL!

>>30062278
Post laptop

>>30062278
id call you an autist but im actually envious

>>30062422
https://www.cnet.com/products/toshiba-p755-s5395/specs/

During the 7th console gen this thing kicked all sorts of ass, but it's slowly become obsolete

>>30062457
I won't go to that pic's severity, but I'm probably gonna go all stupid led color crazy with cutie marks everywhere

>>30044529
>>30045212
>>30045897
>>30046683
I'd fuck that.

>>30062604
Would you press her against the bathroom wall and breed her inbetween classes?

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>>30062278
>Inside the CPU there's a miniTwilight
HHHNNNGGG.
That's cute.

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>>30063050
That comes later.

>>30063934
Unf. Now I am thinking about reading YFN's Rarity smut chapter. It was just her masturbating, but by god did he do a good job.

Where is everyone? Could we have a role call?

>>30065629
This, at least just let us know you're alive writefriends.

Still here, always lurking. Working on something new but still framing it up.

>>30065797
HYPEFU! And YFN just posted earlier, so that just leaves Fate, whom is having work troubles at the moment, and probably only on lurk status most days, and that leaves...the rest of the guys that haven't posted anything yet...speaking of, if they don't show up this thread, the unknown list is going to get a bit bigger. And maybe the dead list to, unfortunately.

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>>30065629
Red Leader, standing by.

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>>30065487
>That AJ

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>>30065909
Gold Leader, standing by

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>>30066615
Deus Vult, standing by

>>30065909

You're not Red Leader, you're Red Six!

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>>30065813
I'm still lurking. I finally got a free weekend to myself for this week at least. I have plans on Saturday but they aren't all encompassing, hopefully I'll at least have a sizeable update this weekend.

>>30067551
Another lurker here.

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>>30067551
>forgot my trip
Fuck, posting from new comp currently and it slipped my mind. My bad.

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>>30065909
Edgyshy, standing by

I told you guys the thread was dying, but you went all "we didn't listen" crazy pony on me.

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>>30065909
Skeltal , standing by.

>>30068100
...are you blind or just trying to bum people out so they leave?

>>30068409
no I'm worrie3d, we've only had one writefag post here, and one writefag post to say he's lurking. Not including Axii since he's finished but no one else has posted yet.

>>30068572
Its early, and we haven't hit 100 posts yet, calm your tits.

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>>30047594
>You smile to yourself as Anon desperately tries to talk to Rainbow Dash
>He just doesn’t get it does he?
>You have a personal magnetism that no babe can fight
>Even now, Rainbow Dash probably just doesn’t know how to deal with those feelings it stirs inside her properly yet
>So she puts up a “fight” by challenging you to a rock off
>Heh, classic Tsen-tune-ummm, that thing from those cartoons
>Micro Chips was always talking about them
>Ah whatever!
>The point is that she has the hots for The Flash!
>Soon she’ll be yours and you can work your way through to her friends!
>It’s only a matter of time before you take all of them for yourself!
>Then they’ll take you to YOUR Twilight, and she’ll HAVE to fall in head over heels for the NEW and Improved Flash!
>You inhale the sweet air of your perceived victory like a fine soda
>Only to stop as inspiration surges through you
>If your goal is Rainbow and all her friends…
>And SHE just challenged YOU to a rock off…
>Why not just go all in?
>Yea, like they say; two birds get stoned, or something like that
>Doesn’t matter!
>This is why YOU’RE the best!
>You only come up with the best ideas
>Coughing into your fist you flash your wickedly great smile at the still staring Rainbow Dash with a wink
“How about instead of just a rock off between the two of us we make it interesting?”
>Her eye twitches as Anon looks between you and her in horror
>”You, you’re not gonna listen to FLASH right? Like he may actually be, literally, autistic. I can't be the only one to see it.”
>Her gaze doesn’t budge from you as she ignores his pleas
>”What’d you have in mind?”
>Pointing at her with an upside-down finger gun you smirk
“How bout we raise the stakes; instead of just The Flash versus you, how about The Flashers versus the Rainbooms?”

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>>30069479
>Your jaw could not hang lower if you tried
>Are they actually serious about this rock off thing?
>You know the school’s had a musical competition before, but that was because of the sirens or something
>Man, if there wasn’t a crowd of people on Flash’s side, your general pain everywhere, and you had your pin you’d just tell Flash to shove it!
>It’s only as the thought pops up in your head how real tough you sound with those words…
>Ignoring your own inability to really do anything you wonder if Dash and Flash are really just gonna drag all their friends into this?
>Well, guess it’s more Dash doing so since Flash’s friends are basically just his squad
>You turn to Dash who’s face has dropped the anger only to adopt a more contemplative stare
>She’s considering this
>She is actually CONSIDERING taking FLASH up on his dumb offer
“You can’t actually be thinking about taking him up on this right?”
>You point at the still smug looking bastard as he winks to people in the crowd surrounding you
“He’s literally Flash, you know, the guy with an ego second only to the amount of stupid in his head?”
>Ignoring you she speaks to Flash
>”What do you want if The Flashers win?”
>Are you the only one who doesn’t want this?
>Flash strokes his chin as he looks off into the distance
>”Hmm, how about you all become part of the Flash’s personal entourage?”
>While you’re not surprised that’s what he wants, you are a bit surprised he knows the word entourage
>Dash nods with a look of disdain before jabbing a thumb towards herself
>”And if the Rainbooms win?”
>Flash stifles a laugh as his gank squad snicker behind him before composing himself
>”The Flash doesn’t think that’ll happen, but if it does, the Flash will do anything you want.”
>Dash doesn’t even wait for a second before asking
>”Anything?”

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>>30069493
>Running a hand through his hair Flash laughs gaudily
>”Well, The Flash has NEVER broken a promise…”
>Gazing at Dash with what you think is supposed to be a sultry smile he winks
>”So yes, the Flash means, annyy thing.”
>You actually physically cringe at the gaze he’s throwing in your direction
>You just got a whole bunch of images of Flash in your head that you didn’t ever even want to consider
>Dash brushes past you as you try to mentally bleach your mind
>Stopping a few steps in front of Flash she holds her hand out
>”Saturday, 6 pm, Galloping Fillies.”
>Flash raises his eyebrows in surprise before smirking and grasping her hand
>”The Flash looks forward to showing you just what he’s got.”
>With a singular firm shake they break off contact
>Dash turns to you and starts walking as Flash does the same towards his friends
>Snapping his fingers he yells
>”You heard her, come see the battle of Canterlot at Galloping Fillies, 6 o’clock on Saturday!”
>Standing with his friends he peeks over his left shoulder throwing you and Dash a sidelong glance as the people around you begin to stir with excitement
>”The Flash will look forward to it…”
>The sounds of excited chatter almost drown out Flash’s words as people resume their lives in the mall blocking him and his friends from sight
>When the crowds clear he’s nowhere to be seen
>Hey wait a sec, he’s not allowed to be that cool!
>That’s some like ninja shit not some high schooler with magic shit!
>You sigh as you realize what exactly you just thought and how stupid it was
>Dash stands next to you with a determined look on her face as she focuses on the floor
>You really should ask what the hell’s wrong with her

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>>30069505
>Just how to word it…
“Look, I know Flash is a dick and all, but doing this?”
>Blinking Dash looks up to you with a raised eyebrow
>”What, you should be happy dude.”
>You should be happy?
>Squinting you cock your head to the side
“Why?”
>Clasping her hands together she shakes her head
>”This is by far the best solution to dealing with Flash.”
>Battling him in a battle of the bands style showdown at Galloping Fillies?
>You shrug furrowing your brow
“Yea I’m not seeing it.”
>Sighing she holds four fingers up
>”There’s four key points as to why this is by far the best situation we could hope for.”
>Crossing your arms you lean back a bit
“And they are?”
>Counting off with her pointer finger she starts
>”One, we now know an exact when and where for Flash on Saturday.”
>As opposed to having to track him down?
>Ok that makes sense
>You nod
>Now holding up two fingers she continues
>”Second, we now have a peaceful way to take down one of the SINs.”
>Pointing to you with her other hand she frowns
>”If the past few days taught ANYONE anything, especially you, it’s that we can’t literally fight every SIN. So this is by far a better solution.”
>You smirk wryly as you avert your gaze from hers
>She’s definitely not wrong there
>You kinda want to not get your ass handed to you so much if you can
>Her face darkens a bit
>”The past few days have really made me think about that, you know?”
>Her eyes seem a bit distant as they burrow into the tile flooring
>”A good friend should look out for theirs…”
>Wow that’s, kinda a sudden downtrodden tone she’s got now
>You don’t really know how to feel about her sudden seriousness
>Before you can say anything she shakes her head

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>>30069514
>”But besides that there’s two much better reasons.”
>Putting her left hand on her hip Dash holds up three fingers on her right
>”Thirdly, it’ll keep Flash from stirring up any trouble at least until Saturday.”
>Wait what?
“What do you mean?”
>She waves her hand around as if showing you the mall like a new car salesmen
>”You didn’t really think that Flash was able to excite literally everyone in the mall with his lackluster performance?”
>Well, you didn’t really see his performance, but you did get a funny feeling near the crowd
>Holding a fist up to your mouth you bite the tip of your thumb
“Are you 100% certain that he’s doing something?”
>Like he could of just bribed everyone, or maybe they’re just mad pranking you?
>Ok, that’s reaching, but you probably shouldn’t just assume that Flash is brainwashing people
>Even if you could see that happening…
>Looking around as if searching for something she speaks
>”His eyes were glowing, and unless he had his goons bring a smoke machine with red dye there was some magical fog on the floor.”
>Red smoke and glowing eyes
>Yea that sounds like the magic stuff he used before, but that still leaves the question…
“Why would he stop using his powers just because you’ve challenged him to a rock off?”
>Shaking her head with a smile she looks up from the floor and back to you
>”You’re not a musician, are you?”
>Was it that obvious?
“Besides playing a wicked guitar and turntable on the Hero games, no.”
>Humming with a small nod she continues
>”That’s a bit surprising around here, but the point is that even though Flash has become the biggest prick on the planet he’s still the same guitarist from before.”

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>>30069531
>That’s not a bit cryptic at all
“And so what if he’s the same guitarist still?”
>Dash’s smile gets a bit smaller as she seems to stare through you
>”He wasn’t always such a dick; back when I used to even be his friend he’d always practice as hard as he could so he could shred on his guitar perfectly.”
>You still have a bit of a hard time believing that Flash wasn’t always a dick
>”Used to really respect that dedication of his…”
>She frowns a bit before blinking
>”Anyway, even if he thinks it’s in the bag for him to win, I wouldn’t be surprised if he’s practicing till his fingers bleed.”
>Man, is that going to take even more effort since he’s got magic now?
>Clapping her hands together her face hardens with a smile
>”But that brings us to the best advantage we gain from this!”
>You stare at her as she pauses for dramatic tension
>Pointing at you with both hands she hops up on one leg
>”We can plan ahead on what we’re going to do!”
>Uhh, well yea that’s a given
>She must see the confusion on your face as she stands back on two feet
>”Had we not challenged Flash to throw-down, then we’d have to come up with a plan completely on the spot if we came across him.”
>So like how you deal with almost everything now days?
>”While I may not be one for thinking outside the box, with all 8 of us I’m sure we’ll come up with something totally awesome!”
>Hm, that is true you guess
>You don’t mean to toot your own horn, but you’ve always done well with time to think
>That’s not even mentioning just how many different backgrounds your little group has
>Discounting the given fact that Twilight’s a certifiable genius, there’s also the fact that all the girls know how to play music
>Who knows, maybe given enough time they can come up with the perfect song to fuck over whatever magic Flash is using on everyone?

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>>30069545
>Anon’s face is a mixture of wonder and amazement as he nods
>”Man, I thought you were just really angry and decided it’d be nice to take Flash down a peg in what he holds dear to him, but you were thinking that far ahead?”
>Yea of course, you weren’t just completely fed up with Flash
>No, you knew exactly what you were doing all along
>You sure didn’t just angrily challenge him and then calmed down when you realized what you had said
>Yes sir, you were merely pretending to be angry
>Mustering the best smile you can you cross your arms while throwing your head back with a laugh
“Of course I was, I mean I am THE Rainbow Dash!”
>Throwing your arm out you make it glide smoothly as you look away from Anon
>”Everything went according to my plan; it was all smooth sailing the entire time.”
>While you don’t think Anon can do that thing Applejack can where she can tell if you’re lying by looking you in the eyes you’re not going to take the chance
>”You know I’d believe you weren’t completely full of shit if you were looking at me when you said that.”
>He found you out!
>You look to him with a shaky smile as panic spreads across your face
“W-what do mean?”
>He smirks as he crosses his arms
>”Come on man, not once have you broken eye contact with me when you brag.”
>W-what?
>Have you not?
>Wait, has he paid that much attention to you?
>While you can see why he’d want to, you are you after all, you didn’t think he’d do so closely
>”I made that up, but ya kinda confirmed it just now by stuttering and acting all weird when I said so.”
>Inhaling sharply you realize what just happened
>You’ve been had!
>He shakes his head with a small smile spreading across his lips
>”Come on, I’ll show you the one cool place here both literally and figuratively.”
>You sigh as he starts to walk away

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>>30069558
>”He’s leaving.”
>You sigh before peeking over the counter
>Looks like he leading Rainbow Dash away from here
>”You know he wasn’t even looking over here right?”
>You glare at Sugarcoat
“One random glance in my direction and it could’ve been all over!”
>Rolling her eyes she pulls out her phone
>”I still don’t see why you needed to dive into a trash can instead of a store literally right behind you.”
>You can feel heat rushing to your face as you sit down on the cool floor with your back against the counter
“Look, everybody was in that crowd, he could’ve look back at any time!”
>You hug your legs to your chest as you shiver
“I panicked okay…”
>You hear Sugarcoat fingers as they tap away indifferently at her phone
>”You’re just lucky the thing was empty.”
>Looking down at you as if inspecting you she shakes her head
>”At least I assume since you don’t smell like garbage, nor do you look any worse than when you arrived.”
>You suppose that’s her way of being nice
>Should probably just be happy with that
>You sigh before standing up off the ground
“Did you see what was happening?”
>You didn’t get a good view since you left the garbage can and dashed over here as quick as you could
>She looks up from her phone before pushing her glasses up with one finger
>”They were watching the target from Friday as he enacted some sort of magical mass mind control.”
>You tense up at her casual usage of the term mass mind control
>How did he acquire that level of ability?!
>He was barely even able to register on your radar before Friday, and then that fight with Anon…
>He, Flash you believe his name was, clocked in at a level 6 Pawn tier

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>>30069586
>If only your away team had gotten visual on what he did to ascend to power so quickly that day
>Maybe it has something to do with how quickly he’s escalated to now?
“When did he start being able to use that level of mental domination?”
>Sugarcoat continues to stare at her phone seemingly uncaring as she swipes
>”Saturday he was in the hospital all day, but sometime around 9 am on Sunday the floor he was staying in experienced some, difficulties.”
>Difficulties?
“Care to elaborate further?”
>Ceasing her tapping she places her phone on the counter before turning to you
>”I do, but it’s my job to; so I don’t really get a choice here.”
>You roll your eyes at her predictable snarky attitude
>”We don’t know what happened exactly, but with what I got off the big green lug’s phone we know it probably involved him somehow.”
>Hmm, you have far too many questions for Anon
>You just need to find a way to probe him without his knowledge some way
>Sugarcoat continues as you scrunch your face up in thought
>”But suffice to say, Flash was checked out and prowling the mall grounds around noon.”
>So he was able to recoup that quickly?
>Interesting…
“Is that when he started to dominate the minds of others around here?”
>She nods as she looks out at the mall
>”The only difference being that when he started he could only sway a few people at a time.”
>Wait, what?
>You furrow your brow as your gaze shifts to the display counter beneath your arms
“How many is a few?”
>Sliding her phone into your view she swipes through a few pictures on the display
>They’re all of Flash with a single person, then two, then four, and it keeps doubling there after

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>>30069590
>”He kept doubling the amount he’d influence until there was no one else left in eyesight.”
>Dear god…
>Does he get more and more powerful the number of thralls under his control?
>He’ll become much more of a problem in the future if you don’t nip him in the bud soon
>Swiping a few more times Sugarcoat reveals a few images of the mall’s security guards
>”With these two as the only ones besides myself able to ignore his influence.”
>What?
>You tear your gaze from the phone to her frowning face
“Consistently?”
>Blinking her eyes focus onto yours before she nods
>”Even when it got to the point that everyone else was fawning over the guy, they just continued to mind their own business.”
>Leaning back against the counter as she stares through the clear skylight above
“I guess you didn’t see them? They were walking past your garbage can after you dove in, gave the green kid the nastiest glares.”
>That’s, concerning to say the least
>Pulling out your phone you make a note about them
“Keep an eye on them and Flash when they’re around here for me, will you?”
>Giving a lack-luster salute she sighs
>”I live to serve, boss.”
>Your face scrunches up reflexively as she smirks
“Whatever…”
>Hopping over the counter you wince as you land on the other side
>Forgot about the whole painful sore body again
>Holding your phone up your bear through the pain
“I’m going to follow Anon a bit more and hopefully listen into his conversations to see what I can find.”
>You glance over your shoulder at Sugarcoat as you stand there
“Get some rest while you can, I don’t think the next few weeks will be any easier.”
>Turning around you swipe open your tracking app
>”Can do, stay safe out there.”
>Hm, it’s nice to know she cares
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Sorry this got delayed so much my dudes. Hope you enjoyed it and look forward to more, until then!
>>30064709
Thanks my dude, I wasn't really feeling it at the time, but I'm glad everyone seems to like it more than I did

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>>30069479
OH SHIT

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>>30069505
>Hey wait a sec, he's not allowed to be that cool!

>>30069602
good work.

Page 9 bump

>>30067551
F

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>>30069602
Thanks for the update famalamborghini. Hope you enjoy your new PC

What are the current stories, besides YFN?

>>30071845
Pretty much YFN, the others haven't showed yet, so next thread they will be moved to the unknown/hiatus list, until the dead writefag list needs to be expanded. Its still a toss up if it necessary though as it is still fairly early for us.

>>30071878
Who are the other writer's?

>>30071904
....the ones on the list. Did you read the OP?

>>30069602
nice

>>30069479
>Flash is a lazy weeb
and he needs to die even more now.

>>30069602
I still don't know who Sugarcoat is talking too. Currently worried about Flash having Siren powers, and about the two random guards that didn't even notice the mindcontrol shit. But hyped all the same.

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>>30072623
Same. I still don't know who's the girl/guy.

Maybe is Sour Sweet? Or Sunny Flare?

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>>30067551
From the Pastebin https://pastebin.com/L7sgqV8k

>Your lips separate, and you feel the heat start rushing to your face.
>You hadn’t noticed until now, but your heart was starting to beat out of your chest.
>Not in the usually “Oh dear god I’m going to die, why did I ever agree to Daring being my master” way.
>This was far more enjoyable.
>Comfortable, even.
>Trixie raises her head, wearing a satisfied smirk.
>An idle hand strokes the side of your face before she lets out a deep breath.
“Satisfied?”
>”You have no- I, Trixie means...Yes, that was acceptable.”
>You give a short laugh.
“I aim to be adequate.”
>Another moment passes by before you give your arms a big stretch and yawn.
>”Trixie thought you said sleep was the last thing on your mind?”
“Your lap is a very coercive pillow. Plus, we still have time for a quick nap.”
>”Not here, you don’t.”
>You defiantly nuzzle your head deeper into her lap.
“This pillow is great, but it talks too much. Goodnight, Trixie.”
>”Anonymous, we’re serious. If you want to take a nap, our room is upstairs.”
>You stop.
>Was she suggesting?
>...No, she probably just meant you could use her bed instead of her lap.
“I’m sure your bed is comfortable Trix, but I doubt it’s better than this.”
>”...We could just...move this upstairs?”
>Okay, all hands on deck.
>She WAS suggesting what you thought she was suggesting.
“Oh. Uh...wow. Don’t you think that’s moving just a little fast?”
>Trixie turned her head to the side, looking confused.
“Like, I know tonight’s going to be an intense, dangerous situation...But aren’t there steps for these things?”
>”Steps for cuddling?”
>God, you’re an idiot.
>Of course she didn’t mean sex, this is Trixie.
>That kiss must have muddled your brain.
“I meant steps for- You know, just forget it. Fine, let’s take this to your room I guess.”
>You turned your gaze back upwards from her lap to find her grinning down on you.

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>>30073247
>”Why Anonymous...you seem rather flustered.”
>Crap, she realized.
>”Were you perhaps expecting something...more?”
“D-don’t be silly, Trix. Come on, let’s just-”
>You began to move to get up, but Trixie laying a hand on your chest forced you to stop.
>”Now, Anon. That’s no fun.”
>She lowered her head back to yours, but instead of going for a kiss she lowered her lips next to your ear.
>”You know, you could just ask Trixie. What’s the harm in asking?”
>As her breath tickled your ear and filled your mind, she lazily dragged her finger in a circle on your chest.
>You’ve only ever had one other person this close to you, ever.
>And it was non voluntary.
>Having someone you allowed to get this close to you do these things...
>It was complete sensory overload.
>You were frantically trying to form words, a sentence, anything to respond.
>You were unable to before Trixie started laughing lightly.
>”Okay, Trixie will stop teasing you now. She’s not sure you could handle much more.”
>The word “teasing” brought your mental faculties back to full alert.
>You scowled.
“Oh, you little...”
>”Come on, take the payback graciously. You tease Trixie all the time!”
“Yeah, but I worked up to the low blows. You went from zero to sixty WAY to fast.”
>”Trixie was going against a professional. She couldn’t afford to pull any punches.”
>The two of you sit in a beat of silence before you both started laughing.
“Okay, you’ve had your fun. Now, was the bedroom an actual offer? Otherwise, I’m going to try to rest now.”
>”Yes, now just get up already!”
>You make a few exaggerated, slow stretching moments before Trixie just rolls you off her lap.
>A couple more retorts and some teasing is shared between you as you interlock your fingers and make for the stairs.

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>>30073252
>That night...
>You breathe in the crisp night air as you step out of the car.
>The entrance of the Canterlot gardens stood before you.
>”You know, I always thought such a large maze seemed like a waste on a small city like this.”
“The people around here are pretty big into nature, you should know that from living here.”
>Starlight rolled her eyes.
>”But a maze?”
“Anyways, you really sure about coming here? Even if you aren’t going in with me, being within a ten mile radius of servants fighting is general a bad idea.”
>”Trust me, I’m keeping my nose as far out of the fight as possible.”
“So what, you’re here for moral support? Won’t The Church get mad you’re playing favorites?”
>”Something like that, and The Church isn’t going to hear about this. As far as they are concerned, I’m dutifully studying while Discord arbiters.”
“Whatever, it’s not on me if you get hurt. I’m already going to have my hands full as it is.”
>A strong hand clapping down on your shoulder made you jump a bit, pulling you out of your conversation with Glimmer.
>”Getting nervous, kid?”
“...I’d like to say no, but in the end Saber and I are still the bait for two servants.”
>You grip the sword at your side tightly as Daring nodded.
“If I didn’t have this, I would think this was a suicide mission. Even with it, there’s a lot of ways this could go bad.”
>An armored hand dropped to yours and wrestled it away, clasping it in a strong grip.
>”Have faith in your plan, Master. Just focus on being loud and being alive. Your friends can handle the rest.”
>You grasp back with strength not your own, drawing from the blade.
>”You’re getting used to your new capabilities. That’s good. However, always stay on the defensive when dealing with enemy servants.”
“I don’t think you have anything to worry about.”
>You were fairly certain that Sombra would want you for himself, especially after you got away last time

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>>30073271
“Okay, time to get moving. We got a lot of maze to cover before we reach the center-”
>As you spoke and began to dig out a map of the maze you had printed off at Trixie, Saber moved forward.
>With a few swift flashes of her blade, a large portion of the tree wall in front of you slowly fell apart.
“...”
>”Miss Sunset is in danger, Anonymous. Do we really have the time to be playing with mazes?”
>You pause before sighing, crumpling the map and tossing it over your shoulder.
“I suppose not. Lead on, mighty hedge trimmer.”
>”With pleasure.”
>Saber began to cut down wall after wall, gaining greater speed with every section.
>She made no effort to be quiet, assuring that Sombra and company heard you coming.
>Well, you felt a little disappointed you wasted time finding that public map.
>But this honestly suited your purpose much better.
>That purpose being keeping the Servants occupied while the rest of your group found a way to get to Sunset.
>It only took you maybe a minute before a clearing lay open before you.
>A single shack dotted the clearing, along with a small ornate water fountain.
>”Quite an entrance you made there. Didn’t think gardening was a very knightly activity.”
>A deep voice, gravelly voice you were unfamiliar with greeted you.
>A large man sat lazily on top of the shack, picking through his beard.
>Completely not focused on you.
>The first thing that struck you was his size.
>He was a giant, his long legs hanging from the shack were a testament to that.
>Easily eight or nine feet tall, by your estimate.
>His clothes were modern, a very nicely tailored suit fitted snugly on his body.
>However, the rest of his appearance was dirty and unkempt in contrast to his attire.
>”You must be Rider? It is an honor to meet you. I am the Sa-”
>”Hmph.”
>Rider gave Saber an indignant grunt, bringing her introduction to a halt with his rudeness.
>”What a bore. You’re just the same as that lightning fellow.”

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>>30073278
>So, Sombra’s servant has met Lancer. Interesting.
>”I tire of these coy games our masters play. My name is Diomedes.”
>You and Saber shared a shocked glance before looking back to Rider.
>No, to Diomedes.
>He just gave up his identity like that?
>While your mind was kicking into overdrive, frantically trying to remember everything you could about the name, he continued.
>”It’s actually KING Diomedes, but I shant be concerned with titles at the moment.”
>Rider finally stopped picking though his beard and leaned forward, a crazed grin widening as he did.
>”After all, I’ve been informed that I’m among peers! What a surprise! A king playing the noble knight!”
>Your blood turned to ice.
>They knew Saber’s identity?
>How, did you mess up?!
>You didn’t even know her identity, and Saber only just recently slipped around you.
>Rider leapt from the shack, hitting the ground with a loud THUD.
>You felt the earth move slightly under you, but you kept your footing.
>Saber had taken to biting her lip, hard enough to draw blood.
>However, before you could find words to reassure her she had already started smirking again.
>”So, is that all?”
>Rider raised an eyebrow, still smiling.
>”You aren’t worried? I know your name, who knows what else I might know about you?”
>Saber lifted her sword into a low fighting stance, taking a single step foward to keep distance between you and Rider.
>”If anything, it’s a relief. I have no reason to hold back against you anymore, Mad King.”
>It was encouraging that Saber knew who she was dealing with, because you were still drawing a blank.
>You were certain it was Greek, but there were several Diomedes of note to your recollection.
>Suddenly, the entire scene before you lurched as Saber and Rider leapt at each other.
>If it weren’t for your sword, you would have had trouble making out the movements.

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>>30073283
>Saber was staying out of his hand-to-hand range, staying mobile and slashing here and there.
>Diomedes made motions to try and catch her blade, or at least catch any part of her.
>One of his attempts go wide, causing him to grab onto the fountain instead.
>The madman made the best of it, ripping it out of the ground as if it was a weed and launching it at Saber.
>The display of raw strength shocked you, though Saber was quick to duck to the side and slice a chunk of the fountain as she went.
>Your sword was long drawn, but you had no idea how to even begin to help.
>You could tell just from watching, one hit from Rider’s raw strength and you were a dead man.
>You were seriously doubting if Saber herself could take a hit from him.
>”Come now, Mad King. I thought you were a man of Greece! No appreciation for art?”
>Saber’s sing song voice taunting Rider did little to slow him, though it did set you a bit at ease.
>”Anonymous. I’m glad you decided to come, but I believe us masters have no place in this battle.”
>A familiar voice called to you from behind in the direction of the maze.
>You turn to see him, and your sight immediately sets on a bright yellow crystal in his left hand.
>He grinned, though his tone remained even. Calm.
>”I’m glad you’re still quick on the uptake when you need to be. With this crystal, I literally hold Sunset Shimmer’s life in my hands.”
>So, he would use Sunset as a chip.
>You knew you were dancing to his tune, but you simply nodded your head and moved to follow him as he turned into the maze.
>You have to work hard to contain your smirk, however.
>You were currently dancing to his tune, you couldn’t risk him finding out that he was dancing to yours as well.

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>>30073286
>Still, while things were going as you had predicted so far, you couldn’t help but feel uneasy.
>The sounds of Saber’s fight against Rider only grew more intense, even as you walked away from it.
>Couple that with actively choosing to walk into a trap and you had so many things that could go wrong.
>You had to have faith, however.
>Sombra would no doubt want to twirl his metaphorical moustache at you.
>Maybe even show off what all that crystal research he was so invested in lead him to.
>However, he would use Assassin as a trump card to assure his victory.over you.
>At least, if he still respected you he would.
>If he didn’t, Saber’s sword and the magic resistance it offered you would spell his death.
>With him and Rider out of the way, all that would remain would be for Caster to deal with Assassin and save Sunset.
>A backup plan for if Sombra didn’t have Assassin waiting for you.
>The two of you walked for precious minutes through the maze.
>Sombra’s cocky grin had shrunk to a small, peaceful smile.
>...Honestly, how at ease and happy he seemed while talking to you had annoyed the hell out of you before.
>That hadn’t changed now.
“So, how far are we intending to walk? It’s gotta be soon, I imagine. That crystal has to have a range restriction.”
>Sombra’s smile flinched for just a moment.
>You had no idea if the crystals had a range restriction, but you knew now.
>”You’d be surprised how much of what you know is wrong, Anonymous.”
>His tone was less even now, barely containing his bile towards you.
>He stopped at an intersection in the maze, the hedge cutting into two different paths beyond the one you emerged from.
>”For example, I’m willing to bet you believe that I am here to challenge you to a duel.”
“The thought had crossed my mind, but I also thought-”
>”And I’m willing to bet you thought that sword of yours would protect you from my magic.”

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>>30073292
>...
>Oh shit, that’s right.
>”The sword of her squire and the abilities they grant...I’m fully aware of them.”
>They knew her name.
>So, he intended to fight you with Assassin the whole time.
>”You’d actually be right about that, by the way. My crystals, as much as I hate to admit it, would be paltry versus a servant’s magic resistance.”
>You kept an eye on your surroundings, looking for and of those silvery strands from last time.
>”So that’s why-”
“You never intended to fight me? You’re not as clever as you think you are.”
>”...Well, I suppose that much should be obvious.”
>So far, you couldn’t see any webs.
>Where was she?
>”Looking for Assassin? She’s not here. Someone has to guard the prisoner, after all.”
>You raised an eyebrow.
“She’s not here?”
>Sombra’s confident grin set you on edge.
>Before you could ask, movement down one of the paths caught your vision.
>The clip-clopping of it’s hooves gave away it’s equine nature before it’s horrifying visage met your sight.
>The horse’s muzzle was covered in dried blood.
>It’s flaring teeth were died a light crimson, and it’s eyes were dead.
>And completely focused on you.
>Suddenly, it started to come to you.
>Diomedes, his super human strength, and this crazed looking horse...
>He was the Diomedes of Heracles’ legend.
>Diomedes of Thrace.
>And...his man eating mares.
>...Couldn’t they breath fire?
>The horse exhaled, a small puff of fire and smoke reaching out as it did.
>They breathe fire.
>Shit.
>”Judging from your expression, I see that my servant’s mounts need no explanation.”
>Sombra lifted the crystal high in the air, grinning madly.
>”I’ll keep this simple. Defeat them, and you get the crystal. Die to them, or come after me, Sunset Shimmer dies.”
>”Them” became more apparent as a mare stalked down every possible path.
>”I’d draw your sword, Anonymous. I’ve seen what they do to men. It isn’t very pretty.”

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>>30073301
That's part 1 of 2 that I have ready, going to post the rest tomorrow.

Next time, they breathe fire!

Work's still tough going right now, but we're starting our second training group this week so it's looking up. It's currently up in the air if I need to supervise this upcoming weekend or if the newly promoted guys can handle it.

I'll see you guys again tomorrow, I'm going to catch up on the other stuff I've been missing out on.

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>>30073247
Welcome back senpai

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>>30073301
>And his man eating mares
Hot.

>>30073301
Demon horses man. Fuck em.

>>30073301
>man eating mares

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>>30073301
>man eating mares

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>>30073301
>>man eating mares
Rape horse?

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>>30073301
>Infernal horsepussy

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>>30078708
I hadn't thought of it that way.

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>>30073301
B-Boss battle!?

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>>30080822
8 bosses?

>>30080842
Its rush time boy's.

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>>30080918
Rush boss!?

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>>30081053
We trained for this...pick your form Incog, AND FOLLOW ME INTO THE BREECH!

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What the fuck is going on?

>>30081162
I don't know, but I did get to post a Doom pick...so there's that. I just think we used words a thing happened.

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>>30073301

>needing people in your life
lol at your emotions.

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>>30081665
forgot pic btw

>>30081665
you seem like an insufferable assholes irl

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Hey Fapman is this you, are we going to get a stream?

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Happy Mother's Day everyone. :)

>>30069479
>The Flashers
dammit I wanted to finish my tea but now it's spit all on the desk

>>30083958
Are we boutta make sunny a mom? cause that's something I can get behind?

>>30084073
The idea has crossed my mind many a time ;-)

>>30083958
>mothers day
wut?

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>>30083466
Depends will I get a day off from work. And I'm no stream master; I will more likely fuck it up, so maybe someone smarter can save it, then I'll fucking translate it from Polish to English as best as I can, and someone smart can add subtitles.

A friend of mine, Slashy, told me about it, so I want to do this.

P.S. I'll be at church that day, but if someone has it saved I can translate it on a quick run instead of eating dinner. There's also a big chance someone else will translate it for you faster.

>>30083958
This is also my birthday.

26 I am.

Pic somewhat related.

Rdy to be a mommy SS is a good gift.

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>>30083958
>He's still alive
>Pic related

>>30084326
Happy birthday, you pentanigger. Eat some cake and dicks.
>Pic related too

>>30084805

>>30073247
>Not in the usually
usual*
>>30073271
>a ten mile radius of servants fighting is general a bad idea.”
generally*
>>30073278
>had printed off at Trixie
Trixie's*

>>30088598

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>>30083958
Sunset's hips don't lie.

>>30089419
nigga fuckin spoiler reee

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>>30089419
neat.

>>30089419
what is this

>>30082902
l-lewd

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>>30091546
It's from the new eqg special, it only aired in Poland though, no english version yet.

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Found it in /fit/

>>30089419
Any link to that? I can translate.

>>30094996
WRITE FAGGOT!

>>30094996
It has already been done.

>>30095221
K, then!

Link?

>>30095241
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x5m9707

>>30095241
WRITE DAMNIT!

>>30096568

>>30044529
>SciAnon

His green randomly popped into my head today at work and then again 5 mins before I opened this thread. R.I.P.

>>30097688
Yeah, I cant even remember much of his story now, I don't want to look back and ruin my rose tinted glasses to find out he had a lot of spelling mistakes. Makes me feel like shit I wasn't helping him improve by spell checking him during his reign.

>>30097719
I wonder where he is now? Do you think he lurks here?

>>30097734
Hmmm, maybe? He might have only dropped by to check if we were still alive once or twice, though at this point I bet he forgot about us now. He might be mucking about with irl stuff. Who knows, he might even be cleaning up dog shit from his computer or something.

Anyone know what happened to our current writefags? Did they say they're busy or something? I cant remember

>>30098222
Well Fate said he was busy, but it looks like work is going well enough for him recently for sporadic updates, YFN just did a few dumps earlier, and I think DeathGripAnon said something last thread. Don't know about the others.

>>30099431

Do writefags read the comics?

>>30098164
A qt

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Sorry about lack of update, life comes at fast sometimes and you just find yourself on day four of the less than 3 hours of sleep train
Anyways, I have now shut myself in my house away from the bastard pollen and pesky interlopers like friends and my job wishing to take me away from writing
So expect update tomorrow

>>30071546
I now have a minute to do so!
Also here's a pic of tower autism


>>30072698
Maybe you should take a headcount of the scene where Time boss shows up?


>>30073301
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m3CTxI_zbeU


>>30100381
I've read some of them

>>30101809
>that pic

Holy shit how faggy could you get?

I want it

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>>30101809
>That stormtrooper with lil' Applejack

>>30102201
Now I am imagining the RvB version of Storm Troopers fucking around on Applejacks farm with Rebels.

Well, it was fun while it lasted.

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Oh, shit, this still going.
Almost been a year since I started.

Maybe I should make a quick one shot to remember how to green text

>>30103015
Neat, if your not gonna start up your story again, just use a new name. Less hurt feelings that way.

>>30102995
Who were you?

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>>30103406
Suh dude?

>>30103471
OH SHIT

>>30103471
Wondering when you would show up again, we really liked your story here. Just been waiting to see when you would show up after your giant party.

>>30103471
EDM?

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>>30103471

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>>30104149
FOUND IT

>>30103471
Aw shit it's you!
Lookin forward to anything you write my dude!

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>>30103471
HOL' UP.
It's t-that you digitalstan
:^)

>>30106197

It is Wednesday, my dudes.
AND I AM ALIIIIIVE.
And not dead from an overdose.
Aaaany whoozles, I figure since festival season is starting up, I should drop back into whatever I was doing with EDM Anon, Vinyl, Tavi, Flits, Cloud, Douchebro Neon, and co. Just a heads up, but I'm going to be in Laos for a few weeks visiting family.
I'll try to post a bit here and there, and work on saving up for a dump when I get back to the states with stable wifi and less lady boy traps

>>30106978
F

>>30107201
What do you mean?

>>30108249
4chan froze for a few hours earlier.

>>30109035
Didn't really notice it in my area, seemed like it was moving along fine. Might have missed it though since I was asleep.

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>>30109199
You probably missed it then. I only disappeared for an hour then came back and it froze. It seems fine now though.

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>The two bots rush eachother, heading straight into the middle.
>Carbide is slightly faster, which helps it avoid Terrorhurtz axe as it swings down.
>Spinning around, Carbide rushes to Terrorhurtz side, firing up it's bar spinner.
>It clashes against the polycarbonate armour, cracking it slightly.
>Going on the offence, Terrorhurtz turns and swings it's axe, smashing directly on Carbide's top.
>As Carbide reverses back, you spot the slight dent in it's armour.
>It was a pretty solid hit to, one or two more hit's and that'll break.
>"A pretty solid hit there from Terrorhurtz, let's see if he can keep it up!" Rusty shouts into the microphone.
>"OHMYGOSH THIS IS SO AWESOME!" Pinkie and Rainbow scream in unison.
>Eh, at least they're enjoying themselves.
>Focusing on the match squint as Carbide rushes to the side, dealing more damage to Terrorhurtz metal skirts.
>Barely avoiding the pit, Terrorhurtz reverses, attempting to shake Carbide off.
>Swinging it's axe down, it hit's Carbide's side and grazes it.
>With the force from the pneumatic axe, Terrorhurtz spasms into the air, nearly toppling itself.
>Not a good sign if your bot's doing that.
>Does it even have a self righting mechanism?
>Seeing an opportunity, Carbide rushes forward and attacks the front.
>With little effort, the bar spins into the armour, denting and smashing it up.
>"An' a vicious attack by Carbide with it's bar, that's got some force!"
>Reversing, Terrorhurtz avoids Carbide by hanging around the pit, attempting to lure it's opponent closer.
>Instead, Carbide gives a wide berth and aims for it's side once more.
>Thinking quickly, Terrorhurtz turns ninety degrees and slams it's axe donw.
>It penetrates Carbide's top armour, getting stuck in the process.
>Panicking, Carbide reverses away from the pit, trying to shake the axe free.
>Terrorhurtz reverses, attempting to pull Carbide closer to the pit.
>With both bot's reversing, they barely move at all.

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>>30109961

>The crowd screams some more as the bot's attempt to free themselves.
>Without warning, Terrorhurtz' axe pops out, sending it careening towards the pit.
>With inches to spare, Teroorhurtz speeds forward, only to be met with Carbide's spinning bar.
>The bar tears into the armour, ripping off the panels and exposing it's insides.
>Terrorhurtz doesn't stand much of a chance now.
>With victory imminent, Carbide reverses and goes in for another hit, only to be flipped aside as it's opponent rushes forward.
>Being invertible, Carbide spins around and attack's the side.
>Terrorhurtz swings it's hammer, cracking through Carbide's top armour plate.
>Undeterred by the hit, Carbide get's in close and smashes the side.
>Metal grinds on metal as Carbide's weapon tears through the steel plating.
>sparks fly as the bar cut's into an exposed cable, disabling the axe.
>The bar stops spinning as Carbide reverses away.
>looking down below, the team fiddles with buttons and switches attempting to fix the problem.
>"And massive damage inflicted to Terrorhurtz, but it seems Carbide's spinning bar has burnt out!" Rusty's voice echoes out.
>With lack of weapons, the two bots push each other around, edging closer to the pit.
>Carbide reverses away from Terrorhurtz and drives round the pit.
>The bar starts spinning up again, slowly but it's getting there.
>Terrorhurtz notices, and speeds up.
>Carbide reverses away, as the bar spins to full speed.
>With barely enough time to brake, Terrorhurtz slams into the bar and bounces off to the side.
>God damn the power in that bar is incredible.
>The crowd screams even louder as Terrorhurtz gets moving again, albeit very slowly.
>The front left wheel has been destroyed, there's not much hope now.
>Carbide rushes in once more, then spins around to face away from it's opponent.
>Reversing and using it's rear scoop, Carbide pushes Terrorhurtz to the pit.

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>>30109965

>The horns blare as the bot falls into the pit, ending the battle.
>The girls scream, Rainbow being the loudest out of them all.
>"And it looks like Carbide is entering the final!", Rusty shouts into the mic.
>The crowd cheers louder in response.
>"Ohmygoshthatwassoawesomewooow!"
>The fuck did Pinkie just say?
>She speaks far too fast to comprehend.
>"Looks like you owe me twenty bucks Applejack!" Rainbow shouts.
>You can tell Applejack is annoyed as she begrudgingy hands over a twenty bill.
>"Well Anon, that went well."
>You look to Twilight, as she jots down a few more notes.
>Her hand must be really sore.
"Yeah it was a pretty good one, quite evenly matched."
>"This is quite amazing, I always wanted to build a robot, well not a robot that destroys other robots to pieces and stuff, heh heh."
>Alrighty then.
"Yeah it is pretty cool, espescially the final tomorrow, that's going to be fucking amazing."
>"Well I don't suppose you could-"
"Bring you along? Sure whatever, but how would you like helping me wit building a bot tomorrow?"
>Twilight's face lights up, and she gives you a big smile.
>"Yes, this will be an amazing opportunity to study! Ooh i can't wait!"
>Wow she's quite excited.
>Eh, at least she wants to learn, better than the average plebs around here.
"Okay, we'll talk more soon", You reply as you get out of your seat.
"Alright then," you turn around to the girls, "Wanna come back to the workshop?"
>You're met with enthusiastic replies, especially from Rainbow Dash.
>Boy she likes her robots.
>Well she is the kind of girl who's into all things cool, or sports or whatever.
>You shimmy through the seats behind Twilight, and slink down the stairs with the gang in tow.
>You flick the pit switch raising the bot to ground level, then walk over.
>The team walks towards it, attempting to restart it and get it moving.

>>30109977

>Team Carbide walks over, bringing the robot with them.
>"Want us to push it back? We don't mind."
>Awesome, some more good sports, nice.
>The other team gratefully accepts, and shake's their hands.
>Carbide lines up behind Terrorhurtz, then pushes forward.
>It's moving a bit slow, but it's still easier than moving it by hand.
>You follow it along into the workshop, where the bots rest on the floor.
>Rainbow squeals and rushes towards the bots.
>"Ohmygosh, this is so awesome!"
>She pulls out her phone and snaps a few pictures of each bot.
>She would love to come to the final.
>You bet she would pay a lot to come backstage.
>Or do alot, hmmm...
>"Er Anon, ya'll right there?" Applejack asks.
"What? Yeah I'm fine. Anyway, let's get this sorted out.
"Alright, let's get the bot's loaded up and Rusty will sort you out."
>All four teams nod and go to their respective bot's to load up.
>May as well check Rusty's alright with the crowd.
>Besides, everything's pretty much handled here.
>Shrugging, you stroll through the workshop and to the gates, where Rusty is filtering people out.
>Joining Rusty, you say your farewells to the customers.
>"See ya'll later, dont' forget the final is on tomorrow!"
>A random mix of replies jumble out before the last few people leave.
>Shutting the gates, you walk with Rusty back to the workshop.
>"What do ya think of that battle then eh?"
"Brilliant mate. Surprisingly it was quite balanced, I figured Carbide would just tear into him within seconds."
>"Yeah I was pretty surprised to. You know what the team told me about it?"
"Yeah?"
>"Basically, if a bot got hit with it's bar at full speed, it's got somethin' like sixty times more energy than a sniper bullet."
>What? Fuck that's pretty impressive.
"That's pretty awesome, not something I've seen before."
>Entering the workshop, you find Rainbow still gawking over the robots, while Twilight and Applejack are talking to Terrorhurtz team.
>Pinkie just seems to be bouncing everywhere.

>>30109983

>No way you're leaving her alone in here, or anywhere for that matter.
>"Hey fellas", Rusty greets the teams, "Righ' then, here's your pay."
>Rusty hands over a wad of cash to Team Terrorhurtz, which they gratefully accept.
>"Right then, thanks for coming everyone. If you're coming to the final tomorrow come see me or Anon here, all competitors get free entry."
>"Ooh ooh does that include us?!" Pinkie shouts.
>You share a glance with Rusty, contemplating what to say.
"Eh maybe, it's your call though Rusty."
>"Nah I dont mind," He shrugs, "A friend of Anon's is a friend ah mine."
"Well I wouldn't say friends but..."
>You trail off as you mill about.
>The teams make their way to the cars, with Carbide once again pushing Terrorhurtz along.
>As they pack their bot's into the car's, you head over and open the gates.
>You bid them farewell and shut the gates behind them.
>Right, now that's sorted, just need to lock up and go home.
>In fact, you should check the parts you ordered.
>Can't be having things fuck up and slow you down tomorrow.
>In fact, you need to speak to Twilight as well.
>Going back into the workshop, you wave Twilight over and head to the pile of boxes sitting on the floor.
>"What's up Anon?"
"I've got something you can do for me."
>"Really? What?" Twilight's eyes light up.
>She really does seem to like this stuff.
>Unless she's just gleaning information so she build a massive death bot and rule the world.
>Nah that wouldn't happen.
>You open up the top box and remove the bubble wrap.
"The bot I've been working on needs to be built for tomorrow's match. You wanna help out with it? I could do with another pair of hands."
>Twilight squees or something.
>Is squees even a word?
>"Oh I'd love to. What time?"
"How early are you willing to get up?"
>"Anytime! Six AM?"
>Fuck that.
>You're not getting up at six on a Saturday, even if you are extremely busy and under a bit of pressure to get shit done.

>>30109990

"Let's say nine, that's the earliest I'll be willing to get up, 'kay?"
>"Oh I can't wait! Do I need to bring anything?"
"Nah I have everything we'll need here, or at home so we should be good."
>Pistons are all there, onto the next box.
>Pushing the box aside, you open up the next big one.
>Everythin' all right with them parts Anon?" Rusty walks over.
"Yeah more or less, only need to check this box and another and we'll be good to go."
>"Great, any problems just let me know, ah can speak to the suppliers if ya need me to."
>You should probably just phone them yourself, just to save Rusty having to do it.
"Yeah I'll let you know anyway, but it should be good.
>"Alrigh' then," He chucks the junkyard keys over, "You mind locking up? Ah wanna get back soon, wife's naggin' and stuff."
>She never was too fond of him spending all night here.
"No worries mate, you head off, I've got it covered."
>He nods and grabs his jacket off the bench.
>"Righ' then, take care everyone!"
>The girls wave and say their goodbyes.
>You follow Rusty as he get's in his van.
"Listen, I'm bringing Twilight along tomorrow to help build the refbot; You reckon we get her to help out? If she fares well tomorrow obviously."
>"Eh I dunno," Rusty scratches his stubble. "Is she the purple girl?"
"Yeah, she's well into her techno shit, seems pretty good at it too. That's why I wanna bring her in; She could be a decent pair of hands."
>"Alright, can't see a downside to it; Might as well see how well she does tomorrow."
"I'll let you know when I next see ya, tell you how she got on."
>You unlock the gates and drag them open, allowing Rusty to drive through.
>"Okay kiddo I'm off. I migh' come down tomorrow with the kids, time depending of course."
"No worries, have fun tomorrow!"
>He waves and shouts goodbye as he drives off out the junkyard.
>You drag the gate closed, not bothering to lock it.
>You'll be leaving in a few minutes anyway.

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>>30109999

>Trundling back, you walk towards the girls as they gather in front of you.
"Alright, we going then? I'm just about ready for bed."
>"Can we-"
"No bugger off, I wanna go home. So we going then?"
>The all murmur replies and head out.
>Giving everything a once over, you turn the lights off and lockup.
>With nothing else left to do, you walk to your car and open it up.
>"Shotgun!" Rainbow shouts as she leaps for the door.
>Everyone else get's in the back and straps in.
>Wandering to the gate, you drag it open, before getting your car.
>You hop in and start it up, giving it a few revs.
>You get out once more and drag the gate closed, and lock it up.
>You give the lock a shake before getting back in your car.
"Alright then, Who want's dropping off first?"
>"Well ah'm closest to hear," Appljeack says, could ya drop me off first?"
>Makes sense, the farms are only about a mile away.
>Shifting into gear, you pull out onto the road.
>The girls in the back chatter, whilst Rainbow twists in her seat, getting comfortable.
>"Yeah I prefer your other car, it looks way cooler."
"It has nitrous too."
>"Can I drive it?!"
>Like hell you would.
"Hahaha FUCK NO."
>Dash sighs and slumps in her seat.
>Good, there's no way in hell you're letting her drive.
>"Say Anon, howdya meet Rusty anywho?"
>Applejack leans in a bit waiting your reply.
>Keep it short and simple, no need to bring anything up.
"When I lived in Manehattan, I met him when I started fixing cars; Known him ever since."
>"How long were ya there for?"
>Boy she's asking a few too questions.
>"Eh, near enough all my life; Anyway we're here," You quickly divert the conversation.
>Applejack climbs out the car and waves.
>"See ya'll later!"
>The rest of them shout goodbye back as you pull off.
"Right, who's next?"
>"Ooh ooh me me!" Pinkie shouts.
"I'm pretty sure Rainbow lives closer."
>Turning a corner, you speed up as you near the dyke's house.

>>30110006

>Stopping outside, you ogle her house, which looks very expensive.
>It's got to have at least five bedrooms, plus a dining room.
>No way she could afford this, must be her parents house.
>Even still, it's pretty damn nice.
>Rainbow get's out and you roll down your window.
>"thanks for the ride dude, we still on for tomorrow?"
"What do you mean?"
>"You know the final tomorrow; We are coming right?"
"Yeah sure, if you pay."
>"Aww what?" Rainbow shouts. "Can't you-"
"Fine whatever, jeez," You cut her off as you shift into gear.
>Can't be doing with her moaning.
>Besides, it's only the final; After that there wont be anymore for at least a few months.
"You can come, on one condition."
>"What?" Rainbow crosses her arms.
"Bring food, lot's of it. I'm talking burgers, snacks, hot pockets whatever; I know you can afford it."
>Without another word, you rev up, make a U-turn and speed off.
>Alright, two down, two to go.
>Taking a right, you speed down the road, taking note of car's and any lurking cops.
>Within a minute, you arrive at the cafe and pull up.
"Alright Pink, here's your stop."
>"Thanks Nonny! Here!" She replies as she pulls out a small cupcake.
>Again, where did she pull that from?
>Then again, you don't really want to know.
"Thanks, I'll enjoy it when I get home." You place the cupcake on the dash.
>Pinkie steps out and skips into the cafe, waving at you.
>"BYE! See ya later!"
>Once more you pull off and head down the road.
>Turning the corner, you roll down the window and chuck the cupcake out.
>Twiight looks to you and scowls a little.
>"Why did you do that Anon?"
"What? It's my cupcake, I can do what I want with it."
>"Yeah, but why throw it out?"
"I ain't gonna eat a cupcake that she just magically pulled out her arse."
>Shifting gears, you speed up as you hit the straight road.
>Her house should only be at the end of the road.

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>>30110012

>Shifting down a gear, you slow at the red light and pull up next to another flashy car.
>Jeez It's got the neon lights on the bottom and everything.
>Bet it drives like shit though.
>You look out your window, and into the other car.
>The driver's none other than Captain Douche from the other day.
>Neon Light's stares you down as he revs the engine.
>So he want's a drag race?
>Let's see what he's got.
>You rev your engine and stare down the lights.
>Tapping a few buttons on the holo dash, you ook through the map.
>Checking the lights once more, you rev up as the ight turns orange.
>Ready, set.
>The light's turn green, and Neon screams down the road.
>You however, stay at the light's, waiting.
>And just on time, a police car speeds out of a side road, and turns the blue's on.
"Ha, what a fucking retard." You turn to Twilight. "Wanna go see him and laugh?"
>Not waiting for her answer, you speed off and catch up with the cop car.
>You slow down as both car's pull over.
>You'd rather not get done for dangerous driving and such.
>Passing the cars, you roll the window down and stick your head out.
"Wahey ya knobhead!" You shout to Neon as you give him the finger.
>Laughing to yourself, you pull your head in and resume driving.
"Well that was fun, wasn't it Twiggles?"
>"Not very," She adjusts her glasses, "I mean you did just get them pulled over, that seems a bit mean."
"And? If you knew who he was you'd agree with me."
>Slowing down at the T-junction, you make a left and carry on.
>You can see Twilight's house already.
>It's got a massive fucking telescope on there, what the fuck.
>Twi's parent's must be fucking loaded.
>Pulling up, you wait for Twilight to get out.
>"Thank you for the lift Anon, I guess I'll see you tomorrow." She smiles.
"Yeah cool, I'll pick you up at ten from here; that alright yeah?"
>She nods and head's to her door.
>"Bye Anon!" She waves from her door.
>You wave back halfheartedly and pull off again.

>>30110021

>Alright, now that's dealt with, it's just a straight shot down the road.
>And it's a nice, long straight road.
>Shifting gear, you fly down the road and through the lights.
>If you keep this up you'll make it through all the lights.
>Going full throttle now, everything passes by in a blur as you quickly reach the end of the road.
>Shifting down, you slow to a crawl and pull into your road and reverse onto your drive.
>You press a button on the dash, opening the garage door.
>Carefully reversing into the garage, you turn it off and get out.
>You should probably move the Mustang onto the drive.
>Fuck it, it'll be fine for a night.
>You open up your door and head in, leaving the keys on the stairs.
>You kick off your shoes and shamble to the lounge.
>You fall ontot he sofa, only just realising how tired you are.
>Pulling out your phone, you stare at the time.
>It's only half nine, pretty damn early for you.
>Putting it down, you flick the telly on and surf through the channels.
>You stop on a film and slump down.
>You don't even know what the film is.
>But you're too tired to check.
>Fuck it, might as well go to bed.
>Turning the telly off, you breathe and try to muster the energy to move.
>with great difficulty, you manage to get up and shamble to the stairs.
>Arriving at the top, you slide out of your clothes and throw yourself on the bed.
>you shuffle around and get snug under the covers.
>This is nice.
>Before you know it, your eyelids flutter and close, sending you to sleep.

Sorry about the long wait, I've been busy practically none stop with work and life shit. I'll be back when I can, hopefully with a nice big update.
See you's all later.

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>>30109961
>It's a damynorb update

>>30109977
>>30109999
You have been blessed by the dubs, nice update brah.

>>30045447
But anon, the US Forest Service is fucking huge. Start looking around. It might be your true calling.

Where have all these writefags popped up from? Not that I'm complaining

>>30110629
They have been here, and its why EDM is always in the unknown section, fucker turns up when you least expect it.

>>30111277
this

It's nice to see the writefags coming back

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>see general I haven't tried
>grab random pastebin to try it
>read ~20% of the story
>check OP tomorrow
>"dead writefags" list

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>>30069602
>Leading Dash away from the bulk of the people in the mall you head to the more barren nook of the mall
>”Where are you taking me Anon?”
>You can see why she’d be confused
>This part of the mall is pretty desolate for a reason
>The most unpopular shops are tucked into the back here
>Including the best place in the mall
>You wave her concern off as you stop walking in front of your destination
>Good old PNC
“Here it is the coolest place in the mall.”
>You fold your arms together before turning around to her
>”The Personal Nutrition Center?”
>Ah, good
>She doesn’t know about the thing they do here
>Would’ve been really embarrassing to hype it up so much only for her to say she knew already
>She gives you a raised eyebrow for your troubles
>Soon she will know why this is the greatest place in the mall
>Nodding your head towards the entrance with a smirk you invite her in
“After you m’lady.”
>Doing a fake gasp complete with a hand covering her mouth she smiles before rolling her eyes and walking in
>Stepping through the threshold to the small shop it appears to be as busy as ever
>With that being completely dead
>Dash looks around the place like she’s never been here before or something
>Wait, she has been here before right?
>Out of all the girls you’d think that SHE would have at least visited this place before on a whim or something
>”So what’s so special about this place?”
>Taking a cursory look at the place she turns back to you
>”It looks like a generic nutritional place.”
>Seriously!?
>You thought she’d be all over this place
“Have you ever been here before?”
>Shaking her head she places a hand on her hip

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>>30113840
>”Never needed to, my Dad taught me to shop around online for the best prices on all my supplements.”
>You stare at Dash in silence
>That doesn’t sound like a bad way to do it per say, but…
>Scratching the side of your head you furrow your brow
“If you do that, how do you try any new flavors of scoops?”
>She furrows her brow in return
>”What?”
>You scrunch your face up in confusion
“What am I the weird one here for wanting to try a flavor before I commit to big tub of the stuff?”
>Opening and closing her mouth for a moment before she holds her chin in wonder she stares at you
>”Are, are you talking about protein powder?”
>You nod at her obvious question
“Yea, what else would I be talking about?”
>It seems her confusion intensifies as she cocks her head
>”Do they just let you taste some of the powder or…”
>Shaking your head you point to the empty counter
“Come on, I’ll show ya.”
>Stepping up to the unmanned counter with Dash you tap the small call bell nestled against the cash register
>As the *ding* rings through the tiny shop you hear a *SLAM* from behind the door ahead of you followed by a loud grunt of pain
>After what seems like rustling a few curious looks from your rainbow haired sports enthusiast the door opens slowly
>Stepping out while dusting off his ill-fitting uniform Bulk adjusts his tiny hat before spotting the two of you
>With a wave he smiles
>”Ah hey there Anon, how are you doing today?”
>You shrug as you notice him eyeing up your black eye
“Been better, but that’s why I’m here.”
>He nods understandingly before his eyes drift to Dash
>”Oh, uh hi Rainbow dash.”
>She holds a hand up lazily in response
>”Hey Bulk.”

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>>30113847
>Rubbing your hands together you get down to business
>You scan the protein powder jug pyramid stacked beside the counter as Bulk pulls out a blender from below the counter
>You haven’t been here in a while so it looks like there’s plenty of new flavors to choose
>Though not all of them sound too good
>Black liquorice, seriously?
>Why would anyone actually want that in shake form?
>It’s not the worst flavor you can think of or anything, but there can’t be that big of a market for it
>Though judging by the fact that its row in the pyramid is all but gone maybe you’re wrong
>Guess some people really are crazy for it, but you’re definitely not one of them
>Is that salted caramel?
>Well shit, now you can’t not have it
>Pointing to the glorious flavor sitting on the top of the 8 foot or so pyramid you voice your choice
“I’ll have the salted caramel.”
>Nodding he snatches the top jug off the pyramid setting it down beside the blender before looking to Dash
>”And you?”
>She looks from Bulk to you then to the pyramid for a moment before hesitantly answering
>”Uhh, black liquorice?”
>Oh wow, didn’t peg her as one to like that
>He nods and places the oddly popular flavor next to your tub
>Pulling out the ceremonial scoop he addresses you
>”The same as last time?”
>You simply answer with a nod that spurs him into action
>Like a practiced artisan tending to his craft Bulk’s hands move with precision and speed
>Starting with two generous scoops of the salted caramel powder he pulls out seemingly random ingredients from underneath the counter
>You’ve tried to pay attention to his process the few times you’ve been here, but you just can’t make any sense of it
>Like right now, you swear you just saw him add some sort of bullion cubes!
>Wait, was that pepper or some sort of poppy seed?

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>>30113851
>Not like it matters either way though
>You tried to replicate the process you saw before only to make a sludge that probably belongs more in Yucca Mountain rather than near people at all
>You don’t think you’ll ever fully figure out the magical shake making process Bulk employs
>You don’t appear to be alone in that regard as Dash tries to watch the display with what looks like a mixture of confusion and horror
>Smiling you nudge her with your elbow
“What’s the matter Dash, never seen someone make a shake before.”
>Without even missing a beat she chuckles before looking at you with a mocking smile
>”Have you?”
>Bulk pours out the blender’s contents into a shaker bottle before practically assaulting the thing
>Shaking your head as you lean on the counter you raise your hands defensively
“No, but then again I’ve never tasted a shake nearly as good either.”
>Her head keeps swiveling between you and Bulk working the shaker bottle as she watches in abject horror
>”Anon he, he just added a fistful of leaves to your shake…”
>Waving her concern with a casual palm you sigh
“Trust me, it’s fine.”
>You’ve had him make you shakes at least a dozen or so times in the past few months you’ve been here and not once have they been anything but delicious
>”It is done.”
>Oh, that was faster than usual
>Turning around you catch him pouring the light brown liquid a cup
>Sending it sliding across the counter you catch it as he nods to you
>Turning to Dash he asks
>”What flavor ice cream would you like, and how many scoops of protein?”
>She furrows her brow for a moment before her face lights up
>”Do you have chocolate?”
>Eck, everyone knows vanilla is by far the superior ice cream flavor
>You take your first sip of the hopefully salted caramel shake
>A veritable cornucopia of flavor that somehow enhances the caramel and salt dances across your taste-buds

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>>30113860
>You can’t help but hum in satisfaction
>Bulk is really too good at making these things
>He nods as he places a tub of chocolate ice cream atop the counter
>Dash stares at the black liquorice powder in wonder
>”As for how many scoops…”
>Her eyes flick from the powder to your shake before settling back on Bulk
>”How about three?”
>You can see the beginnings of a smirk on her face as her eyes snap to you
>Oh, is she gonna be like that?
>Were you a lesser man you might have taken that as some sort of challenge
>It’s a good thing you’re above such petty squ-ok she’s going down
>You tap the counter lightly
“You know what Bulk; I’m feeling really bad today, how bout you make me one too.”
>Dash has gone full on Cheshire grin as Bulk replaces the blender pitcher with a larger variant
>”Can do.”
>You stare down Dash as she leans back against the counter
>”Actually, can I get four scoops?”
>You purse your lips as you suck air in through your teeth
>Is she really gonna do this?
>As Bulk starts to pile on scoops into the large pitcher you continue to watch Dash as her eyes wander the shop lazily
>Well you know what they say, in for a penny…
“Make it four for me too.”
>Bulk stops scooping for a moment before looking to Dash expectantly
>As blasé as possible she holds up five fingers
“Five please.”
>Oh, oh we’re doing this
>Bulk looks to you with a visible bead of sweat and uncertainty growing on his face
“Six.”
>Dash glances at you from the corner of her eye as Bulk begins scooping faster
>”Seven.”
>You ball up your fist and you place your cup down and turn fully towards Dash
“Eight.”
>Turning fully towards you she practically snarls
>”Nine!”
“Ten!”
>”Eleven!”
“Twelve!”
>”Thirteen!”
>You stay silent for a moment as she smirks
>Oh no she doesn’t!
>Now you’ll show her!
“ALL OF IT!”

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>>30113874
>This was a mistake
>You’re currently sitting on a bench regretting your recent decision that led to this
>You stare into the black void that is your chocolate black liquorice shake
>You and Dash may have gone a bit too far…
>After angrily chugging your salted caramel shake you suffered a fate worse than death
>That being having time to process what a stupid decision you just made
>Poor Bulk frantically started mixing in all sorts of stuff after having to quite literally pour the entire jug of powder in
>It didn’t take long for even Dash to start looking pale once she realized just how much shake was made
>Though you have to give Bulk credit, you didn’t think it would taste good, but boy were you wrong
>Chocolate somehow makes black liquorice palatable
>Who knew?
>But now you’re sitting on a bench with Dash tackling what seems like a gallon big gulp or something
>Suppose you should just be glad that the protein powder jug was already half empty when you got it
>”It’s pretty good.”
>Hmm?
>You cast a side-long glance to her as she breaks the silence
>She hasn’t talked much opting to instead focus on drinking as fast as she could
>Didn’t work out so well considering her jug looks to be about as full as yours
“Yea, it’s a bit surprising.”
>While staring into the sun dipping below the horizon you notice that she seems to be palming something in her track jacket pocket with a furrowed brow
>With how intense she’s staring you might think she’s trying to evaporate her shake with eye laser powers that haven’t manifested quite yet
>Doesn’t take a genius to figure something’s bothering her
>Leaning back you try to seem more casual to balance out her stressed out pose
“Scoop for your thoughts?”