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>>30064061
Help look for nitz! Call out to him.

>>30064061
He should be here somewhere. Watch your step. Wouldn't want to accidentally step on him.

>>30064061
He can't have gone far.

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>>29807246
>>29807560
“Also, it’s hard to compete with the best hide and seeker in equestria. I mean you can even find invisible ponies. Now excuse me for a moment Swirl, I have to say hello to Sako and Platinum.”

You fly over to the two mares and give them an invisahug.
Platinum yelp at the surprise.
Sako stays relaxed and just greets you.
>Sachiko:”Hey Speed. Don’t tell me you were just invisible the whole time, I had plans and could not look after Swirl anymore, and no one knew how long you would be gone, or where you are.”
“W-wait, how did you know that it was me.”
>Sachiko:”Oh I know how you smell.”
>Platinum Nut:”Hello Speed.”

>>29899898
Me and Jitter were off doing crystal alchemy research but then I ran out of ingredients so I had to stop to go make more. Sorry for just taking off like that. I thought I had said me and Jitter were heading out, but I guess I forgot.

>>29899898
We smell? We need to take a bath quickly then and put on some deodorant. We've made some incredible alchemy discoveries today. We found a book with a lot of potential knowledge in it. It's also sassy. Also I wanted to talk with both of you. Sako is big now so I wanted to see if you both still wanted to try dating for a week.

wow another useless thread. which thread were you hoping to knock off page 10?

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>>30174412
I like Fluttershy. Don't ask me why, because I can't come up with any one reason.

>>30174412
Kys

>>30172211
She's considered THICC

"Ponyville adjacent" doesn't necessarily mean "adjacent to Ponyville adjacent"

Shes everfree forest. DYEWTS

>>30171850
Well yes, a good number of them are sluts and tumblrettes looking for attention, the rest stay silent as is wise to do.

You looking for some ham poon to harpoon?

>>30171850
I swear to god if there any women on here, I'd respect the hell out of them.

If there were any women on here, I'd make sexist comments to them and make them feel uncomfortable and like they have to hide the fact that they're female in order to be accepted

>>30171331
>Shimmer is going to be the hand that guides Glimmer, just like Twilight did to her
>"I know all about redemption! You don't have to feel afraid anymore!"
Oh I'm gonna be nauseous watching this surely uninspired crap. I can only hope for some top tier new waifus.

>>30171351
>barbie waifus
KYS

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>>30171366
die you fucking barbie high fag

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>>30171084

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>>30171084
I want to cum on Glimmer's face.

>>30171084
>>30171110
>>30171152
The best part about unicorns is the horn. It makes a great handle to hold onto while you force them to the ground to allow you to more easily masturbate onto their faces.

>>30170622
That's beautiful

>>30170622
>x-mas
>not nyx-mas
0/10

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Limestone calls you a faggot

Wat do.

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>>30170338
Please go be normal somewhere else, thanks

>>30170338
Almost completely on the 2D boat now, friend :^)

I hope you find someone before you become like me

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dumb frogposter

>>30169803
I don't think Pinkie wants to move out from the Cakes place. It's her work, her home, and a bakery all in one, she's probably in love with the place.

>>30169803
I think she lives a very self destructive lifestyle.
Only toned down by the show.
She spends all her money on parties, junk food and expensive party toys that she can't really afford on a bakers salery.
The cakes probably don't trusty her to pay rent so they garnish some of her paycheck for bills and rent so they don't have to hastel pinkie about out because She probably blows her check in the first week then has to mouch off her many friends to get by.
She also may be a functioning alcoholic with mild autism just based on how she acts in the show.the main piece of evidence being how she scarfs down her drinks and how she has spastic out burst.
I suppose the final thing left to consider is that the only other person she liked was an equally autistic and irresponsible adult called cheesecake.

Pinkie pie is objectively a degenerate who's only surviving because the cakes feel bad about dumpling such an irresponsible manchild out on the street to fend for herself. She'd probably end up dead.
Pinkie lives with them because she has to, she doesn't have any other options. Except her parents who probably threw her out for not being omish enough.

>>30170474
Pretty much this.
Pinkie Pie is worst whorse.

Since nobody's gonna use this thread, passerbys may want to check out; https://discord.gg/8KFSYzB

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>>30169007
Fuck off already, retard

>>30166859
Other threads manage to get back on topic if they diverge. Why can't that one?

>>30166871
Sage'd and archived. We have no choice.

>>30166878
You do realise that generals are the cancer killing this board, right? You really shouldn't be doing this.

>>30144866
thats not how diseases work

>>30144883

don't get bogged down in semantics. buttershush has horsey herpes.

>>30144866
Is this some kind of raid

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>previous thread literally reached 50 posts before dying at page 10
>flutterfags are a dying group
So this is the power of "The Cuckening"

>>30070380
I want to cum inside rainbow dash

>>29816038
>You look down and swat some of the blood off of your arms.
>Glancing back up to the crew, you see most of them still waiting as they were.
“Don’t just sit there slack jawed! Get these bodies off of the deck! And would one of you pegasi bring me some rain to rinse off in?”
>Inspecting your body, there’s not a scratch to be found on you.
>Maybe a splinter or two from the wooden floor, but the creatures never touched you.
>Well, aside from getting swatted with a tail, but that probably won’t even leave a large bruise.
>Been awhile since you’ve had a fight like that.
>You’ve still got it.
>It really got the blood flowing through your aging body.
>Hell, it was fun.
>That unsettles you.
>Reaching forward, you pull your sword free of the dead beast, and start collecting your other weapons from the bodies.
>Killing is your job, but you’ve never had fun with it.
>Maybe it has something to do with the part of Discord that you’ve got riding shotgun.
>That could account for a couple of the changes in mood you’ve had in recent days.
>Such as how you’ve almost intentionally been trying to annoy Tiara.
>Looking to the deck, you see unicorns starting to levitate bodies off of the ship.
>If anything else is lurking nearby, the waters will effectively be chummed…
>You can only hope that the creatures spooked away any other sea monsters in the immediate vicinity.
>One of your daggers is levitated up to you, so you grab it from the air and re-sheathe it.
>Moving forward, you reach a body with one of your throwing knives.
>And as you retrieve the weapon, you notice Tiara stomping towards you.
>You try (and fail) to contain a smug grin.
>”Clean up and meet me in my cabin.”
>She immediately turns and starts stepping around the bodies on the way to her room.
“Meet me in my cabin, Sir.”
>You let out right as she turns.
>It doesn’t illicit a verbal response.

>>29836673
>…
>After cleaning off, and putting on a fresh pair of fatigues, you step back onto the deck.
>The crew worked quick.
>No bodies are left on deck, and the last blood spatters are being mopped up.
>Tiara should have calmed down… slightly.
>Well, better not keep her waiting.
>As you cross over to the doors, you pause a moment before entering.
>Should you knock?
>No, you won’t.
>Entering the cabin, you see Tiara rush to hide a bottle.
>”I see you put a shirt on.”
“Drinking this early already?”
>You turn to close the door behind you.
>She doesn’t respond to the question.
>Turning back to face her, you approach the table she’s sitting at.
>As you reach the empty chair, you swing your leg over the low back rest and sit in the chair.
>You then lean slightly forward and weave your fingers together as you place your arms on the table.
“You know, I never took you for a betting pony.”
>”Ugh.”
“Look Tiara, we’re both adults here. I’ll be honest, my naval knowledge and experience is relatively low. How this ship runs is your business, and I’m not here to overrule you on every detail. But this is my mission, and I’m in charge.”
>She remains silent.
“You are the head of the Equestrian Royal Navy, that leaves me as your boss. But, that doesn’t mean that your opinion and experience mean nothing. For the most part, I will defer to your judgment. When our opinions do clash, I want you to argue yours as best as possible; but ultimately when that rare conflict does arise, the decision is mine. And don’t worry, you won’t have to put up with me for long.”
>Tiara still doesn’t say anything.

>>29836676
“So, I’m here with a peace offering.”
>”What?”
>You pull out a folded and sealed letter from a pocket.
>Then slide it across the table.
“Once you get back home, take this to Canterlot. It’s a signed order that will fully put you back into the fold. You’re head of the navy, and you deserve to be back on High Command. As you know, Flurry is currently infected with the same thing that’s got Celestia. That means you’ll be on the council that’s running Equestria.”
>”You’d really let bygones go? Your generals would let themselves work with somepony that didn’t help them in their Civil War?”
“Brairheart and Offense won’t like it, and will probably be vocal about it. Lancer and Wave are more pragmatic. But they’ll all accept the decision because I told them to. I’ve worked directly with them all for years, and they know that if I make a decision, they can trust it.”
>”How do I know this isn’t an order for my arrest or execution?”
“You really think I’m naïve enough to think you’ll let the letter sealed? Go on and open it, read for yourself.”
>You pause to let her open and read the letter.
>After she gets through it, she tosses it onto the table.
>”I don’t want your consolation prize.”
“Then retire and let someone else do the job. You have a lot of sailors locked into Fort Shipbreaker, you take my offer, then they all get to continue doing their jobs an get to go home to their families. The Royal Navy gets reconciled with no questions asked. You don’t like how my people have been running things, then do something about it.”
>”No questions asked?”