hey /mlp/
look what I made
>>30721738
you made best pear cry?
>>30721738
Dude nice
>>30721738
STAP
DEAD PEAR HORSE IS PURE
Bronycon Thread
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Did you have a nice time? Did you meet cool people? Post your vendor hall haul.
It was shit
>>30720931
First
Had tons of fun, hope they have more people show up next year. Horse Renaissance when?
Let's have a gifs & webms thread
Link: Coming Soon
>>30713172
OW THE EDGE
Is it satire? Is it unironic? Does it matter?
>>30713202
>Puts black color on eyes.
>OW THE EDGE
grow some testicals.
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Ayyy.
I wanna court Princess Celestia and make a dozen kids with her, and emaresculate the hell out of her during pregnancy
>>30699557
PUBLIC SPANKINGS
Would they be friends?
>>30729903
Well, of course, they would sperg out about each other's universe intricacies. I'm also pretty sure they're both into selfcest.
>>30729903
They would probably criticize each other's taste in men.
>>30729942
Wait a second, if Sci-Twi went to Equestria would she lust after some stallion cock?
Got this at Target without thinking cuz I wanted the full mane six, but I just realized that the princesses have no color. It looks on purpose, but I was wondering if it wasn't. Thoughts?
>>30729098
They're sparkle variants. They're like that on purpose.
>>30729098
>buying mlp toys
>>30729098
I guess the kids in the Hasjew sweatshop must've forgot to add color.
>Grand Pear always covered his trees in blankets and sweet talked them
>Applejack did the same for Bloomberg
Deepest lore
>>30729072
>genetic retardation
I bet he also swung in from a rope every time he went to feed his pigs.
>>30729072
>>30729087
If Aj is an apple farmer, why does she own so many livestock?
Hey everyone, I have been debating this project for three years now, and I have finally decided to start. I'm not here to ask for help with writing, drawing, etc. I'm going to go solo, as I don't want to deal with inconsistent workers. Instead, I'm here to simply ask what some of your opinions are, such as...
- Would you prefer a widescreen or traditional aspect ratio?
- art closely representing the show, or something different? (My art style is more cartoony, but I could try something realistic)
- Anon human or Anon pone (It's currently human, and I would have to revise somethings otherwise, but I'm up to it.)
- any shit like that honestly.
Just for the record, its about ponies, not humans, and I have the writing done for Twilight, and Pinkie Pie.
It's going to revolve around the main six, and of course; you will be Anonymous.
Talk about how it'll be shit and never get finished, or give me some of your opinions; I don't really care. I'll do it no matter what kek.
>>30728606
Post your art.
>>30728606
>Would you prefer a widescreen or traditional aspect ratio?
16:10 or go the fuck home.
>art closely representing the show, or something different?
Either show vectors or something similar to what Pencils does.
>Anon human or Anon pone
I would personally like the option to choose one or another, but if that's out of the question, just go with human.Obligatory it's shit and will never get finished.
>>30728606
You, like everyone else that tried a VN, won't ever finish.
You could go to Equestria butYou cannot perform any sexual acts on and away from any pony.
>>30728090
What if I do anyway?
>>30728090
Other creatures are fair game tho?
>almost every pony in equestria reads the book for plot convenience.
>everypony they meet is a retard for plot convenience.
>plot rushes incredibly fast with no room to breathe.
>rely on meta references as jokes.
>they sing to a small crowd when all of equestria read their book.
>conflict never resolved, rarity is still getting cancellations at her shop, everypony still laughs at pinkie pie, applejack will still be popular
>twilight shouldn't have the friendship journal, all her books were burned in the golden oak library.
>spike wrote in the journal for rarity, so it should be in spikes handwriting, not calligraphy,
>daring do didn't want to be known to the public, yet no one cares when they find out shes a real person.
>rarity goes mentally insane after only 2 ponies insult her.
>no one should know that fluttershy learned the same lessons as she stopped recording them in the journal.
the overall message was very unclear. it could either be:
>stop missing the point and look behind the words
or
>the ends justify the means as long as you help somepony
or
>dont criticize the show, its only for girls
HAHA SALT
>>30727795
Precise analysis, but I fear it's wasted on /mlp/. Honestly don't know where you would go these days to have a critical, but neutral discussion about Mlp these days.
>>30727805
Fuck you, you dumb cuck bitch. I was the one spamming every thread with it and you just took it from me. I'm gonna find you, point my finger at you and say "you smell".
I'm constantly seeing bitching and moaning over the fact that Fame and Misfortune was CLEARLY just a mouthpiece for Larson or Jim or whoever the hell actually wrote the episode.
That doesn't make even the slightest bit of sense. The 6 were being harassed by people that had nothing bad to say, and were being criticized as people (hence "We're not flawless"). Yes, they made fandom references, but they're literally just references, not "criticizing the critics a la TTG".
The moral that so many of you missed wasn't "you're missing the point" or "it's for little girls so fuck off" (seriously, even children were the problem). The moral is "If you can touch anybody in a positive way, it makes everything you've gone through to get there worth it". Whether or not you agree with that is a whole different story.
>>30727200
I think you are missing the point
The point is that Glimmy is the best pony
There was no character demanding that the characters be perfect. If it were actually the synopsis of the episode, ie "who wrote the best lessons and ponies argue over them and get upset when someone slights their view of their favorite" instead of "lol some ponies don't even read it, AND they hate some of the characters in meta references to how the fandom did!" maybe the song would have made sense.
I understand where you're going with that moral though. The problem is that the song and the ending in general really is itself a meta example against writers in a way. Fans complain, writers project complaints onto them to answer them, then get upset when fans aren't placated, so they turn to children who they perceive as being less picky.
>>30727223
At least Nyx wasn't an idiot
WOW I can't belive some of you still hate Glimmer
>>30726860
WOW!
>>30726889
I luv glimmy
I miss spike.
I don't.
I don't.
I miss videogames.
Why do the writers go out of their way to make ponies so frivolous? Fluttershy becomes a model -> Suddenly she's the most popular pony in Ponyville, Fluttershy goes back to just being a Hero of Equestria -> ponies start ignoring her again. And there are many such cases in the show of ponies caring more about fashion designers and pop stars than heroes and princesses, what are they trying to tell little girls?
Also, why do the writers treat Rarity's job as one of glamor and success while they treat Applejack's job as one of failure and stupidity? Rarity opens up a new boutique every season, Rarity gets her dick sucked by the most important ponies in Equestria, fashion critics and pop stars. Meanwhile the last time Applejack expanded her business was in Over a Barrel, Applejack is too stupid to know that bats are good for her crops despite living on a farm for generations. Applejack does things in a stupid and inefficient ways and even ponies who have never farmed before are better than her. So why are they telling little girls that they should worship fashion designers and that farmers are losers and anyone could do their job better than them?
>>30726549
It's because all the writers live in LA.
Just like real life
>>30726578
But MLP is a Canadian show.