714: Fame and Misfortune
Written by M.A. Larson
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AzuLoIhNZwA
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x5ws2e3
Friendship is Magic #57 is still storytimed here!
>>30688389
Circumstances seem to conspire to keep Twilight from taking her friendships too much for granted. Even the ones from earlier in life that she... sort of did! Maybe it's continual influence from that Tree of Harmony. They've never quite figured out the mysteries present there, but then, they also seem fairly content that things are working out for the best, too. It's a comfort to know they ARE friends, though!
>>30719026
Previous thread.
>filly
>country filly
>>30723470
Mayate
Would you let her drink your blood if she asked /mlp/?
>>30723458
Like with any vampire you'd have to invite them out of their cuckshed first.
>>30723458
Fangs are one of my greatest fetishes. I want to feel them buried in my neck as I'm buried to the hilt in her.
>>30723458
Why does she have Sunny's jacket?
Did this ugly prostitute touch my waifu? She's fucking dead.
Equestria open world RPG when?
>>30723218
Fuck, now I want this. Too bad it's never going to happen.
>>30723218
I would make the cucksheds the fast travel hubs since there would be so many of them.
>>30723378
What did he mean by this?
>hasdrones are now the overwhelming majority
There's room in the /mlp/ cuckshed for all of us.
>>30723076
It doesn't help the fucking Reddit fags have came in packs.
>>30723076
Fans are now drones? If all we had were people who are never satisfied or can't find the good in things there would be no show.
Fame and Misfortune is the biggest disappointment since my son
>>30723049
At least he had the decency to hang himself in prison
>>30723049
#1 Where are all the cucksheds?
>>30723049
No, it doesn't look like meI'm much uglier
>You will never talk about or share your interests with the wide-eyed foals of Equestria.
>You will never walk down the streets of Ponyville and see some of the little colts and fillies playing "Batman", "Star Wars", "Zelda", "Harry Potter", "The Avengers" or any other of your favorite franchises all based on the stories you told them.
>>30722155
>"Yay, Anon's back!"
>"W-we all wanna play more 'Cave explorer'!"
>Mfw
>>30722155
>"Guess what colts and fillies, today we'll play doctor!"
>"awww, but we played that yesterday"
>"Not with these tools"
>>30722163
>You will never play0pretend one of my favorite vidja with a bunch of foals.
Oh wow, this actually hurt, fuck.
He said everyone that liked unicorn Twilight was stupid and Twilight's Kingdom was the best episode and everyone agrees. I told him I didn't like it and that he dosent speak for everyone. This was his response. When did this fandom get so toxic /mlp?
>>30721948
it's always been this way Anon, it comes pre-packaged with the autism
>>30721948
Post exactly what you messaged him.
>>30721948
>BLACKLIST YOU AS ONE OF THE WORST BRONIES IN THIS FANDOM!
Oh god it hurts to breathe right now
This is how you made the staff feel. You all should be ashamed.
>>30721455
they can always quit. Fuck'em.
>>30721508
>they can always quit. Fuck'em.
We already lost a lot of good ones to this attitude. Be careful what you wish for.
>You will never go to the Grand Galloping Gala and find a contest
>You will never have the opportunity to become royalty
>You will never have to get Luna to cum inside you in order to win
>You will never have the chance of getting cock vored if you fail like all the other ponies before you
>You will never have to decide if it's worth getting to be royalty with all its perks and benefits, sex with princesses regularly, alicorn immortality and law immunity vs becoming horse spunk for the eventual winner
>Go there so I can take the royal cock and die in a meaningful way
>End up winning and having to become a pony princess
guys I'm samefagging notice me
>>30721546
Kek
>MEMORIES BROKEN, THE TRUTH GOES UNSPOKEN, I'VE EVEN FORGOTTEN MY NAME
Cause tomorrow spring is here.
Cause tomorrow spring is here!
>>30720587
THERE WILL BE. BLOOD. SHED
Will there be blood?
>>30720487
I hope it's period blood.
From Twi.
>>30720487
Without a doubt.
SHED
IT'S THE ONLY THING I'VE EVER KNOWN
"WE ARE REAL PONIES!"
>What did she mean by this?
>>30719765
Everyone thinks they’re fictional.
>>30719765
She means that they're real ponies.
The Mane Six are too mentally exhausted to deal with the angry ponies outside after the latest episode, so they sent you to talk to them. What do you say to calm them down or make them go away?
>rape
>>30719468
Savages are fought with blunt weapons/
>>30719468
What do you think, OP?
Here is new meme, is called "Shmimmy" when someone insult you're waifu or is mean to you you post shmimmy and it's ok because shmimmy help you remember you are a valuable human being and ur waifu is cute and loves you back too
original art by pinkie pie
>EQG
>>30719257
Kill yourself.
>>30719257
Sunset Shimmer/Pinkie Pie is the New OTP.
>coworker has pony merch
>wears it in public
>its not even stealth
have you ever cringed so hard it feels like it knocked the air out of you? like, you feel it heavy in your chest?
jesus christ, i saw that faggot had a pinkie pie figure on his dashboard, but i dismissed it because at least he has good taste in ponies.
but then the other day he came in with an autistic shirt that had a giant pinkie pie face on it, and what looked like some cringy meme caption font and text. i wanted to die.
>>30717317
I was once at dinner with my family when I came across this one guy wearing a rarity/fnaf t-shirt and all I could do was sit there and watch in silence as it fucking hummed almost every song from the show. I didn't want to interact with him so I gave my sister $10 to make a shitty back story and get a photo of him for proof. I think I still have it somewhere on my computer.
>>30717393
Show me this picture you caught my interest
>>30717317
I had about a full year and a half, the only reason I got detected was because my roommate blabbed about it to my boss while drunk