Does anyone know where to find this, other than Amazon?
>>29270961
At your local bookstore, in the children's section.
>>29270961
As far as I know it's not available anywhere at the moment.
>>29270961
Print it yourself.
I think my horse has autism
>>29270049
Have you tried hitting it?
>>29270049
>le maud has autism meme
ebin simply ebin
>>29270078
Technically she does, Autism usually makes someone talk to inanimate objects. Autists look for perfection, they stack things on top of each other quite frequently, sometimes perfection can not be found in people, so inanimate objects, such as a rock, can be used as the ideal or perfect friend.
>at the movies with Coke pony
>she's sitting in your lap so you can take occasional sips of her coke-y goodness in the form of sweet, bubbly kisses
>she reaches for some of the movie snacks you got
>grabs a Mentos, mistaking it for some other candy
>pops one in her mouth
>in an instant, her insides start to foam and churn
>she doesn't want to let you know what she just did, and clamps her hooves to her mouth with a loud clink, trying not to spray foam everywhere
>she manages not to erupt from her mouth, but to her horror she feels her back end start to spurt
>she tries to clench her glass buttcheeks shut, but the pressure overwhelms her
>whimpering in mortification, she suddenly has a messy, fizzy accident right in your lap
>her face when sitting in your lap in a fizzy puddle of her own making
>>29269526
You need to re-examine your life anon.
>>29269526
I'm not sure what to make of this, m8.
>>29269526
>implying shes diet
get out of here you degenerate faggot.
Would youfuckit?
Ok, you got a laugh out of me.
Don't most European burgers have real horse meat though
>>29269356
A Dash of pony in every biteā¢
Queen Chrysalis has been located. Seeing as she refuses to be reformed, Celestia has contracted you, Anon, to dispatch her. What weapon(s) do you use?
My cock. Tell her that it's filled with human love that has been proven to be 1000 times stronger than pony love.
>>29269214
I choose this guy's cock. I've seen it, and it's pretty nice as far as cocks go.
>>29269225
We'll get a royal surgeon to arrange the amputation as soon as possible
Reminder:
Unicorns are the superior race and the other two aren't even necessary.
Interracial relationships should be illegal in an effort to preserve the Unicorn race.
>>29268585
>EqG former pony
Ruined
>>29268880
You know you love me
I'm fucking pissed!
Good.
>>29268056
Why?
Is there a pony more
universally loved than Sweetie Belle. Now matter how popular another pony's fan base is, there's always someone in a thread expressing hatred towards them. (Starlight being one of the biggest examples) but I never see anything negative directed at Sweetie in any way or form. Clearly best pony.
I fucking hate her
>>29268055
You're just saying that to say it; nobody hates Sweetie Belle
The only time Sweetie Belle looks cute is when she's choking to death on a cock.
the current fandom needs to be reborn..The only way for it be be reborn .Is to make Mlp a free to use property .
From them doing it willing or other ways[can't make that not sounding autistic]
seriously anon think about all good that will happen if we force hasbro to make there ip free to use.
All the games
I know it sounds unrealistic anon.
But dammit anon Anything is possible.
If a organization can be created on the death of a black thug that got shot and killed after he robed a store.
Then dammit we can fix the fandom
Anon, you're stoned.
There is no way we can make Hasbro give up a billion dollar IP.
Go sleep it off.
>>29267866
these ponies for some of us are are only companions. In this cruel cruel world.
Hell for me twilight sparkle made human not attractive anymore.
This show has taught us how to deal with hardships,Breakups,suicide attempts.
Yet hasbro constantly destroys the work we make tribute to this fine show.
I am not going to lie anon,s this sounds borderline impossible.But trust me we can make this happen
>>29267876
No i am trying to save the only thing that is keeping me sane in this world .
I will make a thread every single fucking day till this catches on if i have to .
>"Well, where all equals here..."
>>29267449
Good thread OP
>>29267479
I try
>>29267449
What's her name?
>be fan of card games like Magic
>be fan of pony
>buy the pony card game
>can't even understand the over-complicated rules
>never play it
Holy shit, no wonder no one is playing this game.
>mfw
>>29267189
>I can't understand a children's card game
How is that their fault?
>>29267189
there are always THOSE type of people at the conventions who know how to play the card games, and they are usually overweight smelly shits.
How come local game stores are always populated with obnoxious mongloids, fat neckbeards, goth chicks there with their lanky manlets and jews?
Would you a Pinkamena?
>>29266308
Fuck yeah
>>29266308
No, but I would tin can.
>>29266313
God Damn it Homer.
So I rewatched P.P.O.V today and I realised something, Applejack is a fucking asshole, in Pinkie Pie's flashback she see Applejack as a fun loving slightly laid back pony, in Rarity's flashback she sees Pinkie Pie as a lovable innocent goof, but in Applejack's flash backshe sees Pinkie as a bumbling retardand sees Rarity as a self obsessed snob
>>29265683
>Applejack is a Somalian.
Never knew.
>>29265683
Well, she is the element of honesty and the truth hurts you fucking manchild.
>>29265683
That's because she is.
>>29265620
Good, take her.
>>29265620
And which ponies are those?
>>29265620
>Earth pony
She can start with herself.
>eqgfags will defend this
>>29265404
DEMON DEMON DEMON
>>29265404
I hope Shimmer was worth it, no-hooves fags
>>29265404
>eqgfags will defend this
No we won't.
It's fucking disgusting.
Ive seen cosplayers do it much better.
They should have used younger girls