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Another shitty thread 2017-01-15 05:22:29 Post No. 29269167
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Queen Chrysalis has been located. Seeing as she refuses to be reformed, Celestia has contracted you, Anon, to dispatch her. What weapon(s) do you use?
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My cock. Tell her that it's filled with human love that has been proven to be 1000 times stronger than pony love.
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>>29269214
I choose this guy's cock. I've seen it, and it's pretty nice as far as cocks go.
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>>29269225
We'll get a royal surgeon to arrange the amputation as soon as possible
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>>29269214
>>29269225
>>29269246
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>>29269167
I clad myself in plot armor. Ham-fisted morals are my sword; author favoritism is my shield. Vogel protects.
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Well, make a shitty thread, get shitty responses.
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>>29269278
kek'd
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>>29269167
Minigun all the way
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>>29269289
Man-portable miniguns aren't actually a thing, unless you want to carry a bunch of batteries on your back.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rIlwHT4IdRc
I'd opt for either a Mauser M98 for long range or a warhammer for close range. That chitin isn't going to break easily.
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>>29269225
>>29269246
No need for that, I'm already on the case.
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>>29269167
I would dispatch her withmy pure love for her, feeding her until she is visibly morbidly obese and overweight. Once digestion takes it's course, I would hammer her shit-filled anus with my cock until it ruptures, spraying her love-waste everywhere. Taking advantage of the situation, I position myself so that we 69, her cleaning my dick from the remains of her mudslide whilst I gather her love-waste with my mouth, gargling it before ingesting it. When I return to celestia, I will projectile barf the half-digested remains of chrysalis' fecal matter in her face, spreading the love.
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>>29269214
>>29269225
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>>29269278
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P017y_pbAsY
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>>29269167
There's nothing a bug fears more than a bigger, angrier bug
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>>29269167
A syringe filled with a lethal poison. I will intentionally allow myself to be captured and brought before her. Once there, I will claim that it's a potion that would make me powerful enough to defeat her, and then beg her not to inject herself with it. Cartoon villains ALWAYS fall for that Br'er Rabbit shit.
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>>29269167
My weapons are my fists, elbows, legs, knees and feet (my entire body is a weapon).
Add to that my iron will and determination.
She is completelly alone now, no more changeling army that protects her anymore.
I will have a face to face combat where we will see which of us has a stronger resolve to live. And I will go shirtless.
If it is possible I would like an amulet that protects me from magic missiles and telekinesis or at least absorbs 50% of the damage.
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>>29269167
Hugs.
She'll calm down when she's hugged long enough.
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>>29272184
Hug...her neck tightly...until she stops moving and struggling
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Accuracy International L96A1
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>>29269225
Thorax pls
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