>You have been tasked with dealing with the ultimate evil
Oh, ok. I mean, it's not like it would take you seconds to deal with it personally, and I've been trying to do it for 50 years, but ok.
You'll at least give me an improved sword, right?
Yeah, sure buddy, let's go ahead and shell out on a better sword to replace the one you LOST and did not bother looking for for fifty us damn years. Cuz that's how that works.
>>92037555
>would take you seconds to deal with it personally
They're gods. They don't give a shit about Aku. He's too small to care about. When he was bigger in the past, then they slapped him down a size.
>>92037555
Yeah, let's just ignore the "only through the strength of the human spirit, and the virtue of human righteousness can this evil be vanquished" line for the thousandth time shall we?
Given that Aku, as we know him today, owes his existence to the poison Jack's dad used, it maybe that, because Aku's birth is now the fault of the mortal world, it can only be dealt with through human power, i.e. the sword forged from human righteousness, or maybe the way the gods see it, the humans were part of the problem, they have to be part of the solution.
wait a minute
how come mr crabs came up with the secret recipe for the krabby patty if he cant cook?
>>92037342
The recipe is just a bunch of random chemicals mixed into normal burger meat. He never had to cook.
>mr crabs
>crabs
Do you even like Spongebob? At all?
>>92037342
He jointly made it with Plankton and had inspiration from their neighborhood's previous burger vender who got shut down.
What is the REAL reason you hate Ashi, anon...
>>92037319
She's not real
>>92037319
She's uninteresting, poorly constructed, poorly developed, and unnecessary. Her relationship with Jack is forced.
>>92037319
We only get ten episodes.
She's taken three of them.
For SpongeBob SquarePants S01E01 titled "Help Wanted" we see SpongeBob fly into the kitchen to prepared some sort of sandwich. Seeing as that SpongeBob didn't yet watch the introduction on how to make a Krabby Patty movie and that he is shown making all of the ingredients in the kitchen are we to assume that he did not, in fact, use the Krabby Patty secret recipe or that he managed to figure out the formula on his own?
They're anchovies, they don't really give a shit about what they're eating so long as they get to eat something.
The formula is likely pre-prepared. We don't know if the secret sauce marinates the meat, or is just added using something like a ketchup dispenser.
>>92037204
The Krabby Patty is just prepared like a burger, however the kitchen is stocked with all the special ingredients that make it so delicious. Spongebob was able to make them by making burgers with what was in the kitchen.
How do you rate the movie /co/ i personally think it was in the Top 3 of Phase 2 only beaten by Guardians Of The Galaxy and Captain America The Winter Soldier. And overall one of the best of the MCU. I don't read the Comics so the Mandarin being a completre farce was the usual Marvel joke to me.
>>92037014
I thought Ant-Man was better.
It's decent though.
I've seen a lot of diversity in opinions when it comes to this movie.
Some love it and others absolutely despise it though they all agree with "Not MUH!". It's interesting to say the least.
Pretty good closure for a trilogy. A bit butthurt over the mandarin but this made me check the director's previous works before setting up expectations.
Vlad Tepes experienced the richness of the Ottoman Empire first hand. The guy should be angry and hateful of them. Like, it's a no-brainer.
Either way, am I the only one around here bothered by Doom being "omg, zoo razist Vlad"? The guy's an ultra nationalist who has Latveria looking like a medieval village. The retcons with mosques existing in Latveria made no sense.
Seriously, Doom is a half Germanic half gypsy guy living in an Eastern European land. Romas are religious AF, and was probably raised, at some form or the other, as Eastern Orthodox.
Plus, from everything we've seen, he's an ultra nationalist. Sure, he wants peace on Earth, but he wants his peace on Earth.
So /co/, am I the only one who cringed at this? What happened to characters having flaws? He's a villain Marvel, you can make him xenophobic, petty, sexist, whatever. Jeez...
>>92036996
Islam isn't a race.
Another thing is Marvel is very loose cannon at stuff since the joe q days, well pre sw imo. You can just handwave this away if you don't like it.
Anyway Doom been on a road to slowly become a hero.
>>92037126
Sure, now he's trying to be a hero, but still, that doesn't mean he's an entirely different person.
Besides, back then Doom was a straight-up villain It wasn't even his Future Foundation period. I'm just baffled why Marvel needs to make everyone, even the villains, (((free minded))). Doom's the leader of a small European Nation and a man who values his tradition. There's no reason for him to be all "ayy we're all the same mon". It's silly.
>>92037206
Depends. Certain communists wasn't always anti other religions or races.
Marvel made doom cry about 911, when old Doom would just accept humans suck and move on.
If Reed was dead and he had no scar face, he wouldn't be a villian.
I had a boyfriend, Thanos. His name was Steve Rogers.
>>92036931
Mcu bucky isnt gay. He is asexual.
>>92036931
did Thanos ask Bucky to be his bf to warrant this response?
Fuck you Steve is with Zemo
>Watch XCVIII
>see Ashi mow through an entire army without a scratch even though she trained in a cave all her life and she's only one person and unarmed to boot
>this guy shows up
>"This is terrible."
My thoughts exactly.
>
>wahhhh ashi is taking away time from muh jack
get over it you fucking autist
>>92036886
Don't you ever get tired of making the same threads everyday?
No, of course you don't. Autism fuels the man, it's what kept Barneyfag going all these years and there's no reason for you to stop either.
Shine on you crazy faggot.
>>92036886
>Mom! Women scare me! MOOOOM!
Remember 90s Nick Jr?
I was born in 1998 so no.
>>92036469
Some of the shows that were on Nick Jr when you were little were on in the 90s
Franklin, Little Bear, and Blue's Clues
>>92036488
Oh snap I thought Franklin was made in the early 2000's.
WTF SOME DO SOMETHING
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LCUTWyMWS3g
>>92036189
Did you want somebody to do this?
>>92036189
old news, someone already posted the details before the leak and the leak showed nothing new.
man... opening cast is looking pretty sparse
Marvel comes to you and says "holy shit anon, Iron Man is like, garbage now. As soon as RDJ leaves, the character is as good as gone! What can we do?! Help us!"
WYD?
>>92036086
He is ok.
But civil war 3. Just to troll fans.
>>92036101
Come on anon, don't do this to us. We've gone through enough shit.
I gotta say though /co/ seems more interested in shitposting about cartoons and posting lewd pics rather than talking about comics...
B U M P
https://youtu.be/NdrHY9zCsQk
SNOT ROCKET - New pilot from the creator of Ed Edd n' Eddy
Id watch it
I like it
How the mighty have fallen
>>92035908
I like it because it remind me some Tex Avery classical cartoon but if he make an entire show, he need to chill out the thing because it's fucking annoying.
Is he the worst EiC in Marvel's history? Possibly even in the Big 2's history? There are some close contenders, and it's definitely debatable, but I can't really think of anything that cusps some of the pure shit that has come out since Alonso turned EiC.
>>92035882
Too much evil Diversty~
>>92035993
Diversity is fine and has existed in Big 2 comics, in some form or another, for over fifty years. The problem is bad stories that serve forced diversity for the sake of diversity and not the story itself.
>>92035882
I feel like Marvel has had good intentions but poor execution under his direction.
but its also hard to see how much of that is directly his fault and not meddling from other sources (the infamous Ike penny-pinching)
Has this joke been made yet?
Shut the fuck up nigger
>>92035756
Yes
>>92035756
Bitch hes cheap tricks not star platinum
>mfw comic sales keep falling according to this:
http://variety.com/2017/biz/news/marvel-exec-blames-diversity-women-comic-sales-slump-1202021440/
>mfw the cinematic universes are the only thing keeping them alive
>mfw people will burn out of them eventually and they will fall as well
>mfw /co/ keeps deluding itself with the illusion that the comic industry isn't dead.
Fuck off back to /tv/ faggot, nobody cares
>he cares about american comics
>he doesn't read chinese, korean, nipponese, and european comics instead
>>92035733
indies are rising up and eating the large fields left forgotten by the big guys, everything has a silver lining and considering its easier now to self publish this will get worse as artist try their hands solo. marvel specifically deserves this.