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Why dont MCU movies have any good memes?
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BECAUSE THEY WRITE EACH SCRIPT IN A CAVE
WITH A BOX OF SCRAPS
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Tell that to Zod's snapped neck.
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>>92072559
What do you mean, they're movies are full of--
>good memes
Ah, yeah, you're right.
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This is a Russian Jewish woman.
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Yes, and?
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Well, she's American actually.
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Her voice actor once posed for Playboy.
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Why do you consume entertainment designed for kids, /co/?
For me, it's because I find their messages usually to be more positive than the trash on "regular" TV, and because I can't deal with adult reality so brightly-coloured children's tales help me cope with life.
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I like art and animation. I find most live action stuff boring.
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Cartoons can do stuff life action can't because of budget.
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Entertainment "for adults" tends to be the most soulless, assembly line crafted, paint by numbers, formulaic, repetitious, lowest common denominator, watered down, executive meddled, completely stripped of all artistic merit, chewed up goulash that's designed to appeal the stupid masses
With children's entertainment, creators sometimes get more of a free hand to do what they want to do.
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I want you to tell me what Lucius Fox looks like in the comics besides being black and being a dude without looking him up.
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Like a soup can but also 8 inches.
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Like Jesse Jackson, but more friendly.
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Two eyes, a nose, a mouth, two ears, has hair.
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Why doesn't the Trix Rabbit just buy a box of cereal instead of coming up with all these hair-brained schemes to steal it? If he can afford disguises and burglar's tools, surely he can spend five bucks on a box of cereal.
Also, his face is on the carton, so presumably he works for the company, so shouldnt he get free cereal?
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>Not knowing that the thrill of the chase is the best spice
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He did at one point but the universe is stopping him.
https://youtu.be/N54rfkksxBo
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>>92072625
oh hey i didn't know the trix rabbit was also in half baked
neat
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Do you think a S6 is possible?
>inb4 nope becuz it is meant to be the definitive end
Yeah, but Korra was suppose to end after book 4 and they greenlit 3 more seasons, so it's not entirely impossible as long as the show does good
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>Yeah, but Korra was suppose to end after book 4 and they greenlit 3 more seasons
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http://ew.com/tv/2017/02/27/samurai-jack-season-5-genndy-tartakovsky-interview/
>“Now, look, there’s 50 years between season 4 and season 5,” says Tartakovsky, “and if somebody wanted to jump in and do some stories in between, but for me this is the end.”
That answer your question?
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>>92072258
>Yeah, but Korra was suppose to end after book 4 and they greenlit 3 more seasons
Please tell me you meant book 1.
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I have a revolutionary idea for a cartoon, and I'm not sharing it with /co/ so don't bother asking.
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Does it involve nudity?
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>>92072060
It's really more of a Shelbyville idea.
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Lemme guess, it's too edgy for children.
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>True character is revealed in the choices a human being makes under pressure – the greater the pressure, the deeper the revelation, the truer the choice to the character's essential nature.
>Robert McKee, Story
What does /co/ think about the choice Superman made? What did it reveal about his essential nature?
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>>92071959
Its very stupid that this movie almost went against every basic idea that Robert McKee defends.
Like making a woobie all powerful faggot as protagonist, whose problems derivate all from him.
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Sometimes you have to get your hands dirty. Protecting the defenseless and innocent can mean compromising your own personal morals in the name of the greater good.
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>What does /co/ think about the choice Superman made? What did it reveal about his essential nature?
That he's a man who decides to make tough choices and compromise his values. Which would not be entirely bad if his movie hadn't set him up as someone who should rise above the limitations of mankind, someone we should aspire to be.
When the going got tough, MoS Clark acted as a man. Not as a Superman.
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Bringing THE FLASH To The Big Screen. 2017-05-04 02:04:49 Post No.92071554
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Bringing THE FLASH To The Big Screen.
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Pretty cool rundown of the three failed Flash movies from over the years.
https://www.flickeringmyth.com/2014/01/born-to-run-bringing-flash-to-screen/
David Goyer's 2004 movie.
>Barry Allen is the Flash and married to Iris West and sacrifices himself to save Keystone City from a malfunctioning machine created by the Turtle to steal his speed. Barry's best friend Hunter Zolomon is crippled in the explosion.
>One year later his nephew Wally West is struck by lightning and develops superspeed. Tina McGee from S.T.A.R. Labs figures out Barry passed his powers onto Wally. Iris and Hunter want him to become the new Flash but he's afraid of messing it up and instead only uses his powers for personal gain.
>Evil speedster Zoom breaks the Turtle out of jail and helps him rebuild the speed-stealing machine then kidnaps Iris and Tina to lure Wally into a trap. Zoom turns out to be Hunter, who is addicted to artificial speed provided by the Turtle and butthurt Barry didn't choose him to be the new Flash.
>Wally gets trapped in the Speed Force trying to escape from the machine and finds out Barry is there. He gives Wally what's left of his speed so Wally can escape. Hunter goes crazy and kills Turtle before fighting Wally and dying from stealing more speed from Wally than he can process.
>Wally and Tina get together and Wally vows to rescue Barry from the Speed Force.
Ryan Reynolds was supposed to play either Barry or Wally in the movie, which Goyer was also going to direct.
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Chris Brancato's 2007 movie.
>Wally is an edgy teenage punk who hates the Flash and goes to live with Barry and Iris because his parents are abusive. Gets a crush on Barry's lab assistant Linda Park, who is dating douchebag cop Hunter Zolomon. Barry somehow dies in a lab fire, and Wally is drenched in chemicals trying to pull him out.
>Five years later, Wally is a douchebag motocross pilot and heads back to Central City to visit Iris, who is now a senator at odds with corrupt Mayor Vandal Savage, who runs a power plant that's harming the environment. Wally also begins romancing Linda again.
>Iris dies in a random lightning storm similar to the one that caused the lab fire that created Barry. Wally is struck and his latent powers kick in. He finds out Barry was the Flash and deduces that Savage is behind everything.
>Savage is an immortal who wants to use a weather machine created by Mark Mardon to destroy the human race so he can repopulate it with his girlfriend Eve. Zolomon is working for him and killed Barry.
>Wally loses a fight against Savage and ends up accidentally travelling back in time and meeting Barry, who shows him the ropes. Wally then goes back to the future and fights off all of Barry's Rogues whom Savage has broken out of prison. He then destroys the weather machine and defuses the bombs Savage had planted to destroy the city if the weather machine didn't work out.
>Savage, Mardon and Zolomon get arrested. Wally decides to become the Flash full time to honor Barry and Iris.
Shawn Levy and David Dobkin at different points were attached to direct this one. It was also apparently supposed to be in-universe with George Miller's Justice League movie that featured Adam Brody as the Flash. Again unclear whether it was Barry or Wally he was supposed to be playing.
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>It was also apparently supposed to be in-universe with George Miller's Justice League movie that featured Adam Brody as the Flash. Again unclear whether it was Barry or Wally he was supposed to be playing.
In Mortal he was meant to be Barry.
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Greg Berlanti & Marc Guggenheim's 2011 movie.
>Barry's mother was killed by the Reverse Flash and his father was framed. He was taken in by the Wests and is in love with Iris, who is engaged to a wealthy banker, Nathan.
>Barry is investigating a string of murders in which the victims were chemically frozen from the inside out when he's struck by lightning and develops superspeed. Eobard Thawne, the wheelchair-bound CEO of S.T.A.R. Labs, offers to train him and Barry hooks up with Thawne's assistant Valerie.
>Barry figures out the killer is psychotic hitman Leonard Snart after he kills Barry's mentor, Detective Fred Chyre. Barry finds out that Nathan is the next target and saves him which also exposes his secret to Iris. Nathan confesses he laundered money for all of Snart's victims and didn't tell the police to protect his reputation and Iris dumps him.
>Snart is broken out by Reverse Flash, who beats up Barry. Valerie finds out Thawne is the Reverse Flash and gets killed. Barry and Iris also find out and confront Thawne, who reveals he's Barry's enemy from the future and travelled back in time to kill him as a child but failed and killed his mother instead, accidentally stranding himself in the past.
>Thawne wants to steal Barry's speed to power a particle accelerator that'll destroy the alternative timeline they're in and return to his old future. Barry defeats Thawne and traps him in the Speed Force, and then unravels the singularity created by the particle accelerator and saves the world.
>Barry and Iris get together and Barry becomes the Flash. He's later visited by Green Lantern Hal Jordan wanting to team up.
This one was supposed to be in the same continuity as the Green Lantern movie, back when DC thought it was their answer to Iron Man and a modern-day Star Wars. Berlanti was apparently gonna direct it after WB ditched him from the GL movie. Chris Pine and Bradley Cooper - two actors who missed out on the GL role - were heavily rumored for this.
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http://archiveofourown.org/works/10870551
Don't say I never did nothin' for ya, ya bunch of ingrates.Just kidding, you guys are great. Sorry this took so long.
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Pitch a Simpsons episode that isn't very similar to any other episodes 2017-05-10 05:07:57 Post No.92248996
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Pitch a Simpsons episode that isn't very similar to any other episodes
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The Simpsons are going toexplode if their speed drops below 60mph
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Bart has sex with his new school teacher.
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wacky races episode. The Simpsons participate in a great race with fan favorites such as Hank Scorpio. Probably would've been real good back in the day but I'm not sure how it would turn out now with the dull humor and stiff animation.
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HE DID IT
THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN
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What did he do?
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>>92070930
This was the whole prophecy thing that was always foretold with the weird tentacle machines they never got around to, right?
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>Secret empire
Not so secret anymore, is it?
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Jesus Hacks. Another incident of Martin making a women uncomfortable.
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She's a big girl
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Jeph Hacks can't keep on model.
doors in the united states are 6'8".
so bubbles is probably that height outside her armor.
which makes Martin a turbo manlet below 5'6"
which makes claire less than 5 feet.
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>Can't place my finger on it
cause she's wearing pants, you pervert.
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Mad Jack WAS the show, once he died then I had to drop it
Am I the only one? The series should've been Mad Jack/Jack traveling together to defeat Aku, while going through the struggles and conflict of each other's choices
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Can't lie, I think it would've been more interesting than the Ashi shit
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>the entire season but instead of romance bullshit it's seppeku jack constantly shitting on jack
I'd sell of my limbs for this and die of laughter afterwards
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>Jack is too passive
>Mad Jack is too aggressive
>end of the season is both of them combining together to become original Jack once again to beat Aku
Sounds good. Something that always bothered me about Jack this season is how he just drives off and leaves that village of people behind, but he never does anything else like that for the rest of the season. It felt like an idea that they never followed up on.
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2-part finale. Jack and Ashi meet the spirit of the Scotsman who leads them to Aku. A massive battle ensues outside Aku' tower not unlike the one the Scotsman faced but Jack's involvement otherwise preoccupies Aku. Jack is unable to defeat Aku until Ashi pleas to the world via satellite to grant Jack their spiritual strength. Everyone he ever helped and even some villains such as the bounty hunters power him up and he kills future Aku, but not before he tries the same trick to send Jack into an even more distant future. Using the Guardian's portal (which was moved and hidden from Aku by the Shaolin grandmaster), Jack and Ashi appear in the past and witness Jack's past self disappear into the portal. Jack almost instantly kills the weakened past Aku but Ashi, being born of Aku, acts as a spiritual anchor allowing Aku to never be killed. Aku then possesses Ashi and makes her attack Jack. However, in that instant Jack remembers a saying his mother taught him when he was little and realizes that only love can truly conquer hate, not violence such as with a sword. So he sheathes his weapon and lets Ashi kill him as an act of love, sparing her life in lieu of killing Aku and holding her against his body as he dies. Ashi cries on his shoulder and her love reciprocates his and causes Jack to glow radiantly which utterly incinerates Aku. The decayed and evil tree over the pit of hate shrivels and a tiny blossom sprouts. Jack returns the sword to the gods and goes on to rule his kingdom peacefully with Ashi.
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Seems like the sort of asspull we know and love Genndy for.
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Eh. Okay.
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