Pitch a Simpsons episode that isn't very similar to any

>>92248996

The Simpsons are going to explode if their speed drops below 60mph

Bart has sex with his new school teacher.

wacky races episode. The Simpsons participate in a great race with fan favorites such as Hank Scorpio. Probably would've been real good back in the day but I'm not sure how it would turn out now with the dull humor and stiff animation.

>>92248996
Sideshow Bob and Sideshow Mel have a contest to see who is Krusty's sideshow after a discovered clause in Bob's contract states some bullshit about not being fired

Homer rapes, kills, and eats Bart.

>>92249023
I think it was called...the bus that couldn't slow down

milhouse shoots up the school

>>92248996

Hear me out.

Baby funeral

Maggie talks and it sticks seriously let damn kids grow

While preparing for a yard sale, each family member brings up items nobody else in the family recognizes, and they have to explain the story behind each one.

Marge takes Bart to an art class to help hone his talents. The teacher sees Bart as an edgy, in-your-face prodigy that represents a new generation of artists, but also mocks Marge's art. So Bart decides to apprentice under the artist in order to undermine and ruin their art show. At the end, he brings in Marge's paintings so the world can appreciate her art again.

Meanwhile, a character from Family Guy has wandered into Springfield. Fearing that this would lead to another crossover if word got out, Lisa tries to sneak them out of town and back to Quahog. At the end she reunites with Meg and offers to hide her in Springfield, but both of them know that by the next week, any changes will be undone and they'll be back where they started. They exchange emails to talk, but Peter destroys Meg's computer because lol sad ending.

>>92248996
How about we make Homer an astronaut? The hilarity of zero gravity homer would be too much.

>>92248996
bart wins school

>>92248996
An old hippy named Mark Groaning comes to Springfield and is drawn and quartered for trying to change the status quo.

Marge goes to the salon and gets her hair cut and dyed by accident. Because of that she realizes that people don't recognize her until she talks because the only things that stand out about her are her hair and voice. At first she's sad because she realizes how unremarkable she really is but then she decides to use it to her advantage and be someone else for a little while.

The Simpsons realize that the universe is expanding.

The Simpsons consider necromancy.

The Simpsons find themselves at odds with an addiction to hoarding.

>>92249411
However things start to go bad once people start opening up to this new mute stranger thinking she's not going to tell anyone anything and Marge learns things about the people of Springfield she regrets.

The Simpsons enjoy a Sunday brunch.

>>92248996
all the characters have an orgy and then the last minute or so is just footage of the voice actors recording the highlights of the episode

The Simpsons calculate pi to the 10,000th digit manually.

The Simpsons develop an artificial intelligence.

The Simpsons pilot an airplane after its true pilots fall sick.

homer do funny scream

The Simpsons find a dead body in the woods.

The Simpsons create an all-natural poison from locally-harvested berries.

Thanks to puberty Bart seems to have fallen into a temporary-depression, and Lisa helps his brother feel a little better however she can.

As a side, more comedy story, after a temporary ban from Moe's, Homer and Barney decide to run their own tavern.

There's a bunch of minor/secondary characters who have never been developed in any significant way.

The Simpsons assist with a local couple's divorce proceedings.

Lisa needs an abortion.

[spoiler[ DENTAL PLAN

>>92248996
Skinner gets stuck working in a factory that makes sex dolls.

The Simpsons eat carrion.

The Simpsons finally ends for good.

The Simpsons take a walk around the city at night.

And episode where Homer isn't sad.

>>92248996
The Simpsons Just Fucking Stop

The Simpsons win a Pulitzer Prize.

The Simpsons drop an expensive and historical vase.

The Simpsons learn to knit.

>>92249506
I think it'd be really nice if Homer recognized Marge in the end. He knows things about her that other people might not: her eye color (hazel), her artistic talent, her kindness, and her insecurities about wanting to have friends and fit in.

The Simpsons watch a video tape found within a camera they bought at a thrift store.

>>92248996
Homer emerges from the primordial Ether, ready to fuck

The Simpsons solve the gas crisis

a main character dies and doesn't come back

The Simpsons experience loss.

>>92248996
Have they done a found footage horror thing?

The Simpsons make peace with God.

Selma's Chinese baby has a rare form of cancer but Selma lost her health insurance plan thanks to Obamacare. Can they get money for cancer treatment before it's too late!?

Homer gets eggs for Bart.

The Simpsons embrace the pleasure of death.

>>92249264
That could actually be a fantastic episode.

>>92249812
Look out for that grid on the floor!

homer get ipad

>>92249787
They just have to be married to Ned

The Simpsons awaken to a world they could have never imagined before.

The Simpsons go to the county fair.

>>92249841
I haven't watched anything past season 8 (and didn't finish that season). When did Maude become a main character?

Carly Rae Jepsen comes to Springfield and is at first put off by Springfield's residents.
By the end she realizes they're actually pretty aight so they all sing and Sideshow Mel says some bullshit at the end.

>>92249859
Isn't Homer's mom already dead though?

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The simpsons family goes to syria and homer get gassed by a chemical weapons attack


>inb4 this entire thread turns into a political distater

>>92248996
the Simpsons doesn't need "original" ideas
it just needs to be funny
there's like several different "Homer almost dies" episodes in the first 100
and they're all good
originality is overrated, just be funny
They tried being original and we them playing Pokemon Go

>>92249869
Some time before she died.

Bart shows that be can be a great caretaker from Maggie after Homer, Lisa, and Marge go to one of Lisa's zzzzzzzzzzzz functions.

Local residents see this and start to pay him to take care of their toddlers. Turns into a Daddy Day Care. Bart pays less and less attention to Maggie who gets jealous and plots to sabotage the arrangement.

The Simpsons gets cancelled

>>92249927
Sounds like they were setting it up from the start.

The Simpsons adopt an inner-city youth to be part of their family, introducing a new main character for the show

>>92249859
damn it

The Simpsons discover the pleasures of interracial cuckoldry

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>>92249089
It was done in the comics.

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>>92248996
The ghosts of Muade and Edna start to possess some random women bodies for have sex with their husband.

>>92249264
Not gonna lie, totally would watch that

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>>92249435
damn, universe

>>92249166
The one thing I miss about early Simpsons is depressed Lisa.

The Simpsons suffer an existential crisis when The Grid comes to Springfield.

>>92249497
They already did a hoarding episode.

Homer dies from radiation poisoning from the plant and Lisa starts seeing him as a hallucination/alternate personality urging her to take down Mr. Burns empire.

Lisa gets addicted to some kind of collectable and employs Bart as part of a sophisticated yet 'illegal' candy store out of her locker. Skinner is on the case.

>>92248996

>Lisa befriends some kind of asian girl from a weird country
>Marge tries to cook a dish for this friend when she comes over for dinner
>Bart shits his pants at school

Lets see.... uh...
>Moe starts getting more customers during a lunch rush
>No clue why Homer follows them
>turns out some start up company just opened around the corner
>all of Springfield is surprised to learn a start up company for rabbit burgers exists

What else..... uh
>The family gets stuck in an elevator
>they exchange stories about how they think Maggies love life will go
>lisa assume maggie will end up poly

Burns hire's Professor Frink to modernize the plant, homer accidentally becomes the only enployee.

>>92249859
Bart discovers 4chan. Meanwhile, Lisa discovers Tumblr.

Hijinks ensue

>>92251024
Ned decides to go to Seminary.

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>>92249859
fuck you

>>92249859
My mother is already dead, what now spoiler?

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>>92249859

>>92249859
I don't think that would be a very popular episode

>>92249859
Homer gets a new job as this post will protect you against all internet curses past, present, and future, including the one I replied to.

>>92248996
Lisa gets to make out with a boy in a closet at a party..... turns out it was Bart

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>>92249859
Are you fucking happy?

>>92248996
>Treasure hunter
The Simpson find a treasure map in a Yard sale. Burnes sees that and they go on a treasure hunt like indiana jones, tintin and scrooge mcduck. In the end its dark and foggy for the showdown and its just a mexican fun park.

>A tale of a salesman
Homer wins a special Duff beer edition. But some Duff beer fan trades with him. He gets something that someother wants. So Homer trades forth till he owns something ebay like and starts a big trade company. While every Simpson part take in this new business only Lisa hates it. Ebay and Amazon group up with fat tony to ruin Homer. Several actions make homer even richer, but the last one tempts Homer and ruins his business. In the end Lisa show outed Ebay and Amazone, they agree were bad and want redeem themselves. Homer is ruined, but got some jungle to protect some endangered species to get Lisa back.

>Social Homer Warrior
After getting fat shamed and blamed for his beer consume, he wants to go on Facebook, Twitter and fight for his rights. But gets stomped.
After this He starts his own facebook, Freedombook. There he fights for his rights and build a growing network. It get very popular. But than gets problems with the freedom and freespeech on his network. And he missuses it for his own purposes. In the end he fails due to him growing ignorance of why he founded it, used it to spy on the users, making money and the lives he destroyed while using it.
He gets sued and in the end sells it to china or north korea to get to status quo.

Imagine punching somebody so hard that they turned into a door. Then you found out that’s where ALL doors come from, and you got initiated into a murder club that makes doors. The stronger you punch, the better the door. So there are like super strong murderers who punch people into Venetian doors and shit.

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>>92252214
These all actually sound pretty good. Really makes you wonder what the writers are doing these days...

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>>92248996
Lisa gets raped and that leads to her getting a sex change in order to rape her rapist.

>>92249899
>Carly Rae Jepsen
Nice taste, Famicom-san.
But Taylor Swift is better.
I still love them both, though.

Bart plays a prank on Skinner leading him to believe one of his old 'nam platoon mates is still trapped in a PoW camp and is smuggling messages out.

Skinner goes to 'nam to rescue his friend and Bart comes along because reasons and something happens.

Homer pairs up with a robot driving instructor and travels back in time for some reason.

Homer buys Sneed's feed and seed because he gets fired(again) from the his work

>>92252459
Thx.
I wonder if you can propose some ideas to the writers.
And would they be interested?

>>92252214
I dont know if im crazy or just dumb to create and write down plot ideas?

>Homer J. Superstar
Marge and her housewives group are asked to do a theater act for an amateur festival/group.
They decide to play "Jesus Christ Superstar". Its a real success and they get money to found a real Springfield musical.
Every Simpson but homer gets a role. He wants to play Jesus, but Marges refuse.
On the big premier day the actor of Jesus has an accident, maybe because Homer did something careless which caused that. Now Marge has to take Homer, who learned the role text on his own. He does a rather poor performance, but on an accident, maybe like the original actor some hit on the head, he suddenly believes he is Jesus reincarneted and rocks the musical.
The Simpsons are at first terrified that he believes to be Jesus, but he shows qualities unheard of homer. He is kind, dont drink and supports things the Simpsons appreciate. He even seems to know things only a god could know like names or secrets. This leads up to Homer building a church sect of his own. Only Flanders is heavy against this blasphemy.
After some time, Homer starts to show that he is an extreme christian and forbid things the Simpsons love or want unharmed.
They plot with Flanders to cure Homer. Several hits to the head doesnt help, but as they give him a Duff bear, he recovers, loose all abilities and his followers see him drinking beer abandoning him.

>The boring life of an everday hero
Homer has a free day and want to expierince the best day possible.
Its like "22 Short Films About Springfield" were we follow Homer that tries to have fun, but noone has time or Homer isnt successfull. But all his actions start something that makes the ones around having the best day of their lives or rescues them. Homer acts as the red line that connects the small tales of the springfield casts.

>>92249178
You clearly haven't watched the show

>>92249155
>Sorry for the clip show! You have nothing fear, we have stories for years!

>>92248996
The Simpsons have a crossover with Steven Universe and Homer accidentally parks his car in Yellow Dimaond's garage while drunk.
Hi-jinks ensue.

The episode consists solely of highly offensive and personal jokes or references at the expense of networks execs in an attempt to finally kill this zombie of a show.

>>92252214
Got the flow today

>I Spy U
One day suddenly a new neighbour is in Flanderse House. Homer is happy that damn Flanders is away. But to welcome the new neighbour and celebrate Flanders departure he rans out with Marge. But the new neighbour explains that Flanders won a vacation with his sons and he housesitts, accidently telling them because of Homer -> "he fears the one neighbour that drinks too much beer to damage the house".
Back in the house, Homer eats out of frustration a gum or drop and sees suspicious things while the move in. Overtime Homer sees that the new neighbour is spying on him and asking his friends about him. This making him nervous and eating more gum/drops. He thinks that something fishy is going on, noone believes him, evenhis family. So he joins a group of conspiracy theorist about aliens and bigfoot.
Homer thinks that the new neighbour is from a reptile race and captured Flanders trying to enslave and eat humanity.
While he and his group sneak into Flanders room, they find suspicious things but in the end get caught. Just in time Flanders returns and Homer and his group get shat on. There they discover that the gum/drops are Barts old Focusin he found and ate excessively, resulting in his behaviour.
To over come this, Marge invites everyone, the whole family to a barbeque.
But Homer still suspicious sees the house sitter spying in his house. He caughts him and everyone joins. The housesitter explains he is from homeland security and has to check Homer because he works at the powerplant. And he says that Homer is a liability because of his record, like working for scorpio, his time in the navy and so on.
Suddenly Abe Simpson enters the room, he was invited but noone cared to pick him up. He screams that the housesitter is the nazi general/spy he fought in ww2. It concludes that his father was this nazi who escaped. They agree, noone get to know the housesitter is a nazi son and Homer gets a free pass.

>>92249927
wait maude came back?

how?

>>92248996
Homer violently molests Bart.

>>92252214
>House of ideas
The Simpson goes to a Springfield Comic Con
While Homer and Marge cosplay, Bart and Lisa attends to the comic pamels and booths.
There is some Radioactive Comics company that kinda has some problems with their comics, like DC and Marvel. Bart mocks them what they should do. And after some editors, writers laugh at them, he shows some of his angry dad comics and discuss some ideas. Some managers hears that, fires the staff and enlist Bart and Lisa as the new writers and editors.
Meanwhile Homer and Marge stops some burglars in cosplay which turns them on. Now they start some crime fighting to turn them on.
Bart and Lisa make comics, Bart goes the full action Hero vs Hero route, while Lisa goes diversity route. Both are not succesfull. But since Homer and Marge are crime fighting the kids have to babysit Maggy. Maggy throws Barts and Lisa scripts together, resulting in comic mix of both routes. And its highly successfull. Now they work together. They even make comics about Homer and Marges cosplay crimefighting.
But they burn out very fast. They want to quit but cant thanks to contracts. They try to sabotage their comics, but everything they try is a success. They even let Maggy write/inspire some issues.
Nothing helps, so they pull the plug by outing Homers secret identity as a drunk lunatic and creating negative PR and fans backlash. This gets them fired.

>Secret life of Maggy
An episode about Maggy. We see that she is like a secret agent that fights criminals, secret nazis and bad babysitters to protect her family.
Things that would hurt them, like a piano that seems to drops but she stops or turns it away. And noone of the Simpsons sees or notice that.

>People in town start to wonder how they're still the same age despite technology changing.
>Learn that an unoticed leak in the power plant poisoned the town and the radiation prevents them from aging.

They become big cats in the ol' CP hardcore film industry.

>>92248996
homer accidentally hits lisa when trying to hit bart, the episode deals with lisa being afraid of homer and homer refusing to aknowledge that what he is doing is wrong and harmful, meanwhile bart becomes a bully

The Simpson family play the Aristocrats joke for 20 minutes straight in some talent show presented by Krusty

>>92248996
The Simpsons meet Tom & Jerry and/or Scooby-Doo

>>92248996
People make fun of marge for sounding like a dog when she make tha mmm sound.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zOsMa_l2n-I

>>92249998
>Children of a Lesser Clod

They've already done that

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>>92253730
All of these sound pretty good.

>>92253300
The thread asked to pitch a Simpsons episode, not a Family Guy one.

>>92248996
The whole episode is the intermission from The Holy Grail

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Given that the show hasn't been as good as it used to be for years now, why have any writers/producers tried getting a job on the show to try and fix it

Lisa turns 9 and graduates to 3rd grade. It isn't undone or forgotten about.

>The Tailor of Springfield
In an accident where Homer incapacitates Mr. Burns' tailor, he attempts to cover by secretly finishing the work himself. The result is the best suit Mr. Burns has ever worn and Homer starts himself up as a tailor soon being known as the best in the business, opening "Simpson and Son, and Father" with Bart and Abe being assistants/front of house. Mr Burns visits to have a new suit made, not knowing Homer did the previous one, but his old tailor begs Homer to not take away his last customer. Homer makes one final suit for Mr. Burns but tells him the old tailor did it, and passes on some secrets/advice to the old tailor before retiring.

Lisa meanwhile gets involved with Fat Tony's gang after several unappreciated comments from everyone about how much of a predictable goody goody she is. Doing small jobs for the mob using her clean record and being a little girl as cover. Marge however suspects and catches Lisa after she realizes the result of her crimes are making people's lives worse and forcing an animal rescue center to close. She and Marge come up with a plan to put things right whilst making sure Fat Tony can't pin the blame on her. Includes a scene where Fat Tony has a suit made by Homer and alludes to Lisa's help without naming names or admitting crimes. Homer remains ignorent of Lisa's actions.

>>92255071
Sounds good. Only lisas thing should be like she wants money for a charity or she thought she did these things While believe she does something good. Like drugsmuggling for medical use like marijuhana

>>92248996
It's the series finale, no other episode will be made after it.

>>92249103
Static Shock did it.

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>>92248996
Sideshow bob kills Lisa instead of Bart.

Maggie "starts talking", it is found out that Marge is actually throwing her voice to fake Maggie's speech because she's incredibly lonely and wanted attention.

Miss Hoover becomes a good teacher for some reason and earns Lisa's respect before regressing because no continuity allowed.

>>92257501
This is actually something that modern Marge would do. Why is she always portrayed to be so sad and lonely?

>>92257560
lazy

>>92257501
Marge-hausen by-proxy

While the residents of Springfield cannot age, the world does, and eventually rots away.

Milhouse realises he's stronger than most girls at school and starts beating them up because it makes him feel big.