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>>8933336
Don't have her eat asparagus

For me it's the McChicken

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What a chump lol

>>8933286
>people should work for free
>a service being offered for a clearly stated price is bad because I'm stupid
When I first saw these places spreading I was like holy shit they are going to go out of business in six months. And here we are years later and they're thriving. I'm ok with this. Stupid tax to punish the stupid.

Normie tip: normies send flowers. Flowers have always worked. Why anyone would want to send their mother a plate of mutilated fruit in a plastic bag is beyond me

>>8933298
Flowers arent expensive enough, and obviously the more money you spent on someone the more your love him/her :^)

Most people don't have tiny little appendages and feelers to work with roach-sized instruments.

>>8932946
Pretty sure there are multiple sizes for kettles.
And it's not like a kettle is the only utensil for boiling water. You can make it in a smaller pot as far as I'm concerned, it's what my grandma does when the family gathers together.

>>8932922
Turkish coffee is awful

Just get a cold cut combo with as many vegetables as possible and mayo/sub sauce, it's not worth delving into the rest of the menu especially given the price

>>8932878
>Everything sucks.

I like their cookies.

>>8932887
I hope you shit yourself so hard you burst into flames.

Well the one you take now is slightly better than Soylent at least, since Soylent is just ground up oat and protein powder with a multivitamin crushed into it

>>8932797
Why is it slightly better?

>>8932791
>raw organic meal replacement
>there is actually a market for this

What the fuck.

>>8932713
One is a nice guy who loves his job and the other is a drug addict wishing for death.

I'll let you decide which is which.

>average career line cook who got famous by writing a book about the only thing he knows droning on and pretending to be knowledgeable about about anything outside nyc
>vs a bald gross looking fag who sublimates his repressed homosexuality into a love of eating horse cock - and pretty much anything that isn't his wife's punani

What is this, 2007?

I'd rather an Action Bronson, desu.

Bourdain is more entertaining, but Zimmern keeps the political bullshit out of his shows. He still praises the multicult, but at least it's entirely in the service to the food whereas Bourdain is a full blown faggot with that shit.

>go to ex-colonial country
>congratulate the natives on kicking the dirty whites out and reclaiming their lands
>go to white country
>praise all the brown people flooding in and making everything horrible

The hypocrisy is too much.

>eating egg battered into a massive sponge makes me feel more satiated
you dont say?

are you retarded or just felt the need to shitpost?

>>8932698
Not op just a separate retard. How is an omelette more fulling if it's the same amount of egg?

>>8932706
More volume

>>8932633
Taste like the bullet through the roof of my mouth I want when I drink ginger ale

>>8932633
Shitty ginger beer.

Fizzy, bitter with a refreshing bite

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>>8932577
Stop eating animal products

>>8932620
Wait, what? Is that a thing?

Everything I've read suggests lean proteins, primarily chicken and fish.

>>8932644
Ignore the vegas anon.

Fellow Flip here who lived there for 3 years as a kid. I'm sad that I hear nowadays you can't get taba ng talangka(small crab roe) anymore in its pure form, as it's always mixed with some shit to stretch it out. I only had a jar of it once, and it was amazing. Yeah, I could replicate it well with blue crab roe, but it's just nostalgic and convenient to have it all in a jar. Also, fishballs are awesome, but they don't sell Pinoy fishballs here in the states; it's all that spongy Chinese shit. Plus, there's no good recipe that I know of, I want the cheap commercial kind, the crispy but chewy, slightly flattened kind. I need to try that youtube commercial version that's the first result, but apparently you need to tweak it due to moisture levels that are unaccounted for. All the homestyle recipes are shit.

Also, you can get fried fish and soft shelled crabs anywhere
>tfw I looked up tawilis and they're vulnerable, bordering on endangered
A small, freshwater fish that can be eaten whole isn't being farmed or raised in aquaculture? Why not I wonder.

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I'm from western Canada, routine isnt very big here. Something we have in Vancouver that I've never seen anywhere else is Japadog: it's a chain of hot dog stands that use high quality wieners topped with Japanese food toppings. It's super tasty.

>>8932758
I should start one named Koreadog.

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>>8932431
My buffet experience was not great. I was not drunk enough i think

not bad for golden carrol. i think they're a step better then hometow buffet

Back in PH, we have Vikings. Around $19 USD

Nice and wide array of choices. Too many that you can't try everything on one go.

Meh. I'd need to sneak in a saltshaker and MSG just to get flavor on most of the food.

Hotpots are well seasoned though.

Rate it 7/10

>pays 100 dollar membership fee per year

And holy shit, check out the calories on each of those whole pizzas. That can't be right.

>>8932375
You don't have to have a membership to use the food court, Anon!

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try this OP and you'll thank me

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pitbull>redbull>everything else

tastes and feels like drinking a battery

>>8932404
red bull has literally zero potency

esp. because they put it in little 8oz containers that give you the same amount of liquid as a small syringe

Sugar water.

Pepsi = soda
Coke = coke
Crush = pop
Dr. Pepper = coke
Sierra Mist = soda

It's soda in all parts of the country that matter.

For me, it's the McChicken.

>>8932256
Is the hangman's knot worth learning to tie?

>>8932256
Americans will never know the joys of a McChicken™ with a seeded bun.