Archived threads in /ck/ - Food & Cooking - 934. page

>>8941266
My parents taught me some things when I was a kid but I rarely cooked until I went to college.

At that point I realized I was spending a ton of money eating out (fast food and local places) and for the most part the food honestly sucked. I couldn't abide the combination of high cost and shitty food so I started teaching myself more.

I started with basic shit like premade mixes and soon found that I liked to cook so I took it on as a hobby. Now I'm pretty seriously into it.

WE'RE CO/CK/S YOU FUCKING NEWFAG

I started a little earlier than that.

Food's a really open-ended and forgiving art, so don't stress because your parents didn't force you into learning violin at six.
Rote memorization early on isn't anywhere near as important as expermenting as much as possible. That becomes easier after you mature a little.

>>8941191
Don't go out on the weekend, save your money to buy food.

>>8941198
still don't think that would be enough

buy 300 dollars worth of lottery tickets, when you win from buying so many you'll have more than enough for food

>>8941000
all depends on your taste, experiment.

>>8941000
what's your race OP

>>8941118
white (portuguese)

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YUM

I ate some pork tenderloin in a very nice brie mushroom sauce today, so I'm giving brie the victory for no other reason.

kraft singles

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>>8940495
I like brie better than camembert

but I like cambozola (camembert + gorgonzola) better than brie

I think camembert by itself has too weird of a flavor, too ammonia-like, but when combined with tangy gorgonzola it's truly sublime, though it does get rather ammonia-like near the rind as you eat through a wedge. it goes really well with earthy, seedy crackers (I like pic related best), and dried cranberries.

>>8940273
Me. Pick me!

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>>8940273

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Are Minions the greatest comedic vehicle of all time?

Coupons expire.

>>8940235
Not always, depends on what store too

Only one coupon per customer, not valid with any other offer.
You cant do extreme couponing at a fast food joint.

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I could use a bit of finess on the flip...
>the operation wound up with a lot of extra...bits.

delicious as they were, I will attempt to avod these dubbins in the future.

>>8940156
I got a good Philips model for cheap, but most things still come out "baked with very light frying"

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>>8940178
Like my 'lasagnitas'/ I found that the Air Fryer is a finishing move within the cooking process.

>Before I beer battered my Jojo's I boiled the wedges through.

>lasagnita
-al dente jumbo shell stuffed with lasagna fluff
-finished in the air fryer as finger food!

>>8940127
Does it taste good?

>>8940127

heartburn/10

As I am not a dirty foreigner, I don't know what borscht is, sorry.

>>8940115
this is tough, because on one hand I would like to see someone shit on chipotle, but on the other hand this kid is cringe as fuck

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>>8940115

I don't eat Chipotle anyway, overpriced fare I could cook myself.

OFF TOPIC
He's got a face I'd like to punch and his humor falls flat, trying to pass it off as sardonic makes it more cringey.

And lose the manbun, it's not doing you any favors when you've got a literal baby face.

The only legit points were the % of foods actually locally sourced, the GMO-free faggotry, the foodborne illness outbreaks, and the undocumented workers. The rest were retarded jokes and quac memes.

This guy has an extremely punchable face, haircut, and overall demeanor.

I make frozen fries in the microwave

I like them soft

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I do the same, but with Dominos.

Sometimes I chew and spit desserts because I want the taste and mouth feel but not the calories

Slide the toppings off leftover pizza and throw them into a hot pan of scrambled egg.

Pizza omelette.

You're welcome.

>>8939625
>got a diagnosis for a pretty serious disease
Which disease?

>>8939634
Obesity.

>>8939638
Ayy, but no

>>8939634
PCOD or something. Ovarian cysts. The diet is because banned foods are gonna make it worse, so they're only allowed very rarely.

They serve different purposes.

>>8939520
Which would you prefer on a pizza? Eat alone?

>>8939509
Both

>>8939358

That looks like a vegan butt plug...insert into anal cavity, wander around town so it moves around and coated with butt juices, cook like carrots...

>wala...

>>8939358
It's a banana blossom. You break it open and all the little pellet things come out and you put it in a stir fry or curry-type thing.

You gotta shove these waaay up your butt morty

>>8938771
Nixtamalize it with calcium hydroxide and have a shitload of masa for tortillas or hominy.

>>8938771
Liar

>>8939562
Not op, but walmart sells deer corn for baiting feeders that lazyass disreputable hunters use. Entirely possible it's legit.