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>>722530348

>>722530348
OP is severely autistic

>>722527916
how about you start op

I dont have any for myself but I have a bunch from my wife where she was the drunk slut. Interested?

>>722527916
>be super beta ultra cuck
>have 2 friends
>Somehow one of them is a really famous cool kid at my school
>he invites me to party
>go there... still didnt humiliate myself so its all good , have a couple of drinks
>want to go to bathroom
>see passed out naked girl in a room with open door
>get in without anyone noticing
>close the door silently
>sniff her feet,pee a little on her and eat her pussy a little
>start jacking off and putting my penis in her mouth
>sweating like theres no tomorrow
>literally so nervous i can collapse on the ground
>she wakes up and starts screaming
>instantly jump out of the window like superman
>go back to party from front door so i dont become a suspect

that was 6 years ago
my and the famous kid are best friends
the girl i raped was his sister she was a 9/10
i never got caught

Feels good

prhedraaa

switchbladekhrist

Nah, there's nothing wrong with it. Probably just one of those aidsflavored grapes

>>722528725
If it's white wine, then it's at the end of its life span. No doubt the owner/manager of the store has already been credited for the old stock or had it replaced by the suppliers and is trying to get a last buck or two from the product before it gets tipped down the drain. If it doesn't taste like vinegar, you've lucked out, but you're more likely to get hungover from the old batch. Just because most wine doesn't advertise an "expiry date" doesn't mean it won't go bad. Source- work at a bottle shop in Australia, just got rid of a bunch of 2012/2013 SBS to the staff for the same reason.

>>722528725
Do you get drunk with one bottle?

> 15yo
> Italian
> girl

Those are all clear signs she was asking for it

>>722530134
true

Is that Sharpie?

Eww, that's gross.

>>722529843
pigeon hole, biatch

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>>722530289
Why do you need a feels thread anon?

42

3/4 inch

>>722528564
oops. I meant 10 3/4 inch

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what the fuck op, you sleep on a bare mattress?
trailer trash detected

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>>722529272

Holy shit you actually did it.

>>722529558
*Don't

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>>722529558
tesint, domt repey to this

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more testing

Now a testing thread

Is that woolie?

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>>722528683

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Chop off your head with a machete

Difficult to do alone

>>722530147
just go out and tell a group of niggers that "i dont really think that niggers are violent at all"

>>722530215
no, pepe is universal

Yeah, sure, Sweden, whatever you say. What's next, are you gonna tell me the north pole is a real place too

>>722530088
Tits with timestamp or GTFO!

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>>722530088

To answer your question from yesterday

Why is he avoiding you

>But he didn't know how to give me an orgasm...which was disappointing.

>I hate being disappointed.

All women are is men who can do nothing on their own, they cry and play victim even though they have hundreds of friends and support systems, and then they go around acting like little emperor, that if you dont inject her with heroin for free she's going to beat your ass

I cant wait until test tube babies and a good 80% of the female population is murdered


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CtY5bv-oxLE

>>722529542
Repost the CC details and share the love.

>>722529542
DO IIIIT!!

Pretty sure the phone will be blocked when you get it if the CC owner reports the theft. Never card phones