I always get friend zoned when trying to get a girlfriend, need help on how not to get zoned? Please /b/ help
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>>722537998
Stop being such a fucking beta faggot and learn to have some fucking confidence and you'll be literally drowning in punani before long.
>>722538365
How do I stop being a beta ?
>>722538625
If u need to ask you've already lost
Do you honestly believe in the "Big Bang"? There was absolutely nothing and then in a few trillionths of a second, all the matter and energy in the entire universe suddenly came out of nowhere?
Topkek! Think about it anon, it's so ridiculous.
It makes more sense than space genie theory 101.
>>722538085
Yes, I honestly believe in the big bang as an explanation for the emergence of the known universe.
Reeeeee I'm banned already
RAID MY MEN
He also has a open discord lol REKT
oh boy here we go
What happened to the days when 'memes' couldn't be forced...
When just because you added text to a picture didn't make it a meme.
When memes followed unwritten rules for each meme, such as racist dog, pedo bear, bear grylls.
When memes didn't belong on facebook or twitter!
These days every cunt posts unfunny memes, ruining pictures that used to follow a pattern and forcing pictures that don't even have a caption to be a "meme".
We all know who's behind this.
Ah the good ole' days.
The grabler
Hello from finland, I translated a pretty well known finnish underground rapper's song into english, it prolly sounds weird cuz it's not rhyming :D but let me know what you think of the words
Here's the link to the song https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=hSduH_v2F_k
I fuck with everybody, there's nothin wrong, like think what comes out, i'm bad from my mouth, if i save you, wait that's not correct, my wife dumps me cuz i fuck with her, i beat her i go to jail every time but i don't care she's a stupid slut, i take her back, i take her to dock, to sleep with the fishes, or kick her under a truck, i put her pieces in a minigrip, and smoke them from a bong while i fuck her speedhead mom, you want me to make pop, but i go into the mic booth to curse a little, and get five g's, so i can buy you fake boobs you fuckin dumbass, then to the next hole, this is like minigolf, oh my god, where them manners are, there's none, cuz that's what AKA is
Chorus:
I push my eyes inside my head, so i can see what i'm thinkin, i don't want to get famous and i don't need charity, these tracks are my way to get help.
My bitch told me to talk dirty in the bed, i wasn't so lucky, i didn't see her after, they say i should watch my mouth, well ofcourse it can attack me if i defy the silence, laugh in an accident is the best laugh, that's why my parents laughed when they got me in bankrupt, dad weights 300 kilos and is gettin fatter, i move to estonia, after i have beaten teeth out of his mouth, it's time to tell who the fuck AKA is, his words are ticket to the asylum, he goes into people's my mind, goes to hell if he's buried next to his rhymes, people want to rip off his tongue, but his person fights till the last man, he bashed your mom while slitting your throat open with a paper in witch he had made a song about you,
Chorus
My mouth flashes fire like the sky, i would rap all the time if words could kill, i cause make-up to spread, fat gets bruises
these are things that aliens told me to talk about, you say we don't have any good rap, but you're just pissed off, cuz i'm fuckin your hoe, i cum in her throat, when i slap my cock in her eye i come ask you, how you fuckin dumbass feel, i put my rhymes in a needle, then injected it, the result was me laughing at people dying, at the same time i was laughing how i love babies, it's good to hammer nails into a soft head, it can cure traums, i make even tetraplegs to carry hard feelings, i could take the pen, and conquer hearts, and later broke them with a heart attack, leave your fuckin wack rhymes and shitty jokes, when i'm on the mic, on my forehead, there are devil's horns, when i hear the beat close your eyes and feel how i push my penis into your tunnel, think if you choked on your food, or if an hiv patient bites you to the artery
I got a hat like that one showed in the video. I'll burn it now, thanks.
Ja aika tyypillistä räppi paskaa, silkkaa paskaa eikä muuta :(
Let's raid the Wall Street Journal and make some real arguents protecting PewDiePie?
bump for interest
>>722537060
As far i concern, fuck pewdiepie
>>722538375
>As far i concern, fuck pewdiepie
and basic grammar
Do girls covered in ink realize that when guys try to fuck them its DESPITE the ink?
A butterfly on your ankle when you were drunk on spring break is one thing but if you do this you might as well brand "PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD PAY ATTENTION TO ME" on your forehead
Cool story, bro
>>722538501
Tattoos are fucking hot. This is now an alt grill thread.
any ideas on how to fuck with father after he removed my door i already put on a closet door that leaves a 1 foot gap but i don't know what else to do
>>722537695
also general thread for pissing people off in ways that cant be traced to you
>>722537695
Drill holes in his exaust
>>722537695
Wut?
>Give me a reason to give you sum bux, leave your email.
Im giving out $20 to 15 people.
If you get trips, you get $60.
I'm poor. Enough?
>>722538965
>I'm poor. Enough?
Yep. But you didn't leave your email. So you failed.
Let's get us a weird loli thread going boys!
http://doujin.pomfpomf.moe/info/?id=2028
What rules should I make my loli follow?
Asses you want to stick your tongue into
>>722538219
Drawthread: I don't have another image addition
>>722537144
delet this
>>722537200
I miss IDs.
>>722537320
Unfortunately doesn't save from phoneposting.
Dubs decides what I do with this it's my moms dildo
cum on it
Cum on it and then put it back
>>722537249
Well thats easy, shove it up your ass
FUCKING FUCK
Okay, let me start by saying this is true because you can't actually make up how stupid this is. I fucked up /b/, I'll tell you via greentext.
>be me
>be 18
>be highschooler
>be in group chat with bro and other guy
>one day talk about ex gfs
>betafeel.png
>make very detailed plans because I'm obviously am an autist
>leave chat because one of the girls tells about us
>fuck.jpg
>leave chat
>fast forward to today
>be in holokek studies
>go to dean's office
>both police officers for our school is there
>sperge about 4chan
>confused.webm
>basically I'm getting in trouble for what happened above
>threatened
>told I'm gonna be forced to get help
>parent's called
>dad answered and understands it was memes to us
>mom doesn't know yet
>purge phone and SD card
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I'm not sure where to go from here. Please help and ask questions if you like.
>>722537576
If you are going to cut your wrists, remember this:
Across the road for attention.
Down the road for permanence.
>>722538122
Op here, nah I'm gonna become a fucking fish. I can't swim.
>>722537576
i can't understand what's exactly the situation at hand and what makes it so bad. is my english really that bad or is that just badly written greentext
HUNGER GAMES THREAD.
Rules: 1st come 1st serves.
All entrants must be morbidly obese.
Lea-Anne
>>722539134
spanks tan