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Anonymous 2017-02-15 05:23:51 Post No.722523786
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>>722523078
story?

Anonymous 2017-02-15 05:25:33 Post No.722523896
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>>722523786
some ugly bold white kunt with no life though hed like to go on the news to give his life some meaning, little did he realize hell is real

Anonymous 2017-02-15 05:25:36 Post No.722523901
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>>722523786
Niggas gonna nig

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Cash me owside

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Anonymous 2017-02-15 05:02:52 Post No.722522366
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>>722522308
Stupid little girl

Anonymous 2017-02-15 05:02:59 Post No.722522380
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>>722522308
so smol

Anonymous 2017-02-15 05:05:24 Post No.722522530
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What's that from?

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2017-02-15 05:13:23 Post No.722523103
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Anonymous 2017-02-15 05:13:23 Post No. 722523103 [Report] [View this topic]

Anime ruined my life!!
fuck i think i should just drop out of college. i thought i was going to look cool but they all just laughed.

>be me 32 year old
>first year at college
>latestart.exe
>sit in the back of class because I always wanted to be cool
>notice qt.13 Asian sitting in front of class
>she opens her laptop and the wallpaper is full metal alchemist
>welcometothebrig.rar
>she doesn't notice me so I decide to step up my game
>blowOnTheOlNintendoCartridge.cmd
>go on Amazon and purchase a 800 dollar replica officer uniform of the State Military of Amestris
>think about best way to introduce myself to her would be on Valentine's day
>it would make a great story for the kiddos
>be yesterday
>I never put on the uniform until today. It was really tight.
>don't care going to get the pus
>wait outside for metro bus , holy shit it was a hot day
>sweat my ass off in Texas heat
>don't care still going to get the pus
>I arrived at the college after the most awkward bus ride ever! Everyone just kept looking at me
>show up to class late to make an impression
>qt.13AsianNot found.Runtimerror
>as soon as I walk into the class someone starts yelling at me.
>stolen valor ! Stolen valor !

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Anonymous 2017-02-15 05:14:02 Post No.722523148
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>>722523103
>notice three chads get up from the rows and get in my face laughing
>What branch are you with son? What is your MoS boy?
>never heard of that in my life
>woopstheregoesmyspagettiOs
>"the alchemy branch!"
>they laugh harder
>doesn't help that the teacher is an ex marine
>one Chad tells me to take off the uniform.
>I can't , I was naked underneath my clothe
>I start getting more nervous and almost start to cry
>here it comes the one line I practiced for the qt asian
>"it looks like its beginning to rain......on my face"
>I practiced that because it would show the Asian that I was emotionally deep
>whole class is laughing at me now harder
>decide I'm going to just run out
>I slipped and dropped all my books , they broke free from the leather strap I use to hold them.
>I bend down to pick them up and hear the ads crack of the pants rips
>I just turned and ran home
>12 miles at mid afternoon in Texas

My inner thighs are chaffed beyond belief and rash I gained from the uniform brushing on my is starting to scab. Even worse was that inside my books were a manga that I drew about me and the asian.

I think I'm just going to move in with my uncle on his ranch and be a farm hand the rest of my life. Why doesn't anyone understand.

Anonymous 2017-02-15 05:19:03 Post No.722523472
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Holy fucking shit dude

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>>722523103
I don't buy it. don't screencap.

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2017-02-15 05:01:35 Post No.722522277
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Anonymous 2017-02-15 05:01:35 Post No. 722522277 [Report] [View this topic]

Wwyd... Violent edition

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Lefty and mom

Anonymous 2017-02-15 05:06:31 Post No.722522619
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It's dark and grey out... A woman walks out of a building; she is blonde, tall and attractive.
>She looks like a good candidate for my plans... I need to prepare my items.
>In the back of an old beat up van... I begin the preparations. An old white rag doused with cloroform, rolls of duct tape, sturdy ropes, and a knife.
>I drive ahead to the alleyway she was heading to... It was fairly long so I knew that I had time to hide.
>As I exit the van I quiver with excitement... I've always wanted to do this... I crouch down behind a dumpster waiting for the moment.
> The dumpster stench is almost unbearable but I focus on the reward.
>Just a few more feet till I strike... I ready myself to leap out.
>I leap out and hold the rag over her face... She fades into unconsciousness.
>I drag her limp body into my van... Then I bind her with rope and duct tape.
>Tell me if you want more!

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Anyone?

Anonymous
2017-02-15 05:13:53 Post No.722523140
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Anonymous 2017-02-15 05:13:53 Post No. 722523140 [Report] [View this topic]

rate?

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Anonymous 2017-02-15 05:16:11 Post No.722523285
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tired meme/10

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Dude stop posting this bitch she is a -100 on all scales nobody wants to see this whale anymore

Anonymous 2017-02-15 05:19:57 Post No.722523526
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a solid 2, maybe a 3 with makeup

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Anonymous 2017-02-15 04:54:07 Post No. 722521751 [Report] [View this topic]

Roll em boys

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Anonymous 2017-02-15 04:56:27 Post No.722521912
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>>722521751
Roll

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fgfdsfsdfsdfsd

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>>722521751
rollin

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Anonymous 2017-02-15 05:07:44 Post No. 722522713 [Report] [View this topic]

What is your excuse for not worshiping this?

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Anonymous 2017-02-15 05:10:14 Post No.722522890
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>>722522713
I can't read what it says.

Anonymous 2017-02-15 05:11:43 Post No.722522989
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big halo over some animal dick? pfff

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>>722522713
somebody first posted this image on Thu 06 Oct 2016

most likely the same OP who has made this thread

Anonymous
2017-02-15 05:14:20 Post No.722523170
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Anonymous 2017-02-15 05:14:20 Post No. 722523170 [Report] [View this topic]

Guys I need help or at least I think I need help, I go to a normie highschool full of white people and I'm white myself. It's in Canada so we get a lot of time off. Somehow I managed to forget my headphones and my charger for my phone today in the morning, and when the cab came to pick me up, I only realized then. So now I'm fucking pissed as shit going to school and when I arrive my brain instantly goes into "no-bullshit" mode and I decide I'm not gonna put up with anyone today. So the smart thing to do was to walk around the school closing doors, which I did. About half an hour passed and I'm just going around school and I'm still closing a bunch of doors, all the students walking in front or behind me re-open those doors so I just went back and closed them cause no one scares me in that fucking school anyway. So then I come to a stair hall in the school and close the doors, but downstairs where the principals are chatting. They see me and start giving me shit for closing one out of two doors. I say "you should be greatful that I didn't close both doors you inconsiderate bitch" because I close one door only and then wanted to leave but they blocked my path. I could've punched them but that would've probably got me arrested or some shit. Anyway after I say that, they send me to the office to wait. Then the female principal calls me in and asks me why I'm all pissed off today and I tell her it's because I'm tired of doing work and because I forgot my headphones and charger at home. I'm actually not so sure as to why I'm so pissed off today myself, possibly has something to do with the fact that I didn't hug or kiss any girls yesterday on valentine's day, idk. Anyway, then the principal ordered me to wait in the office waiting room for my cab to return. She also told me I'm suspended for 3 days because of the way I was cussing and disrespecting staff. I'm on the cab to home now and my parents are definitely gonna beat me for this. I'll continue below.

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Anonymous 2017-02-15 05:20:28 Post No.722523556
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>>722523170
Faggot

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Anonymous 2017-02-15 05:20:55 Post No.722523581 [Report]

Anyway since today is Wednesday for me and there's no school Thursday, Friday and Monday, and I'm suspended for 3 days that means it's today, then Tuesday, then Wednesday. And I'm coming back on Thursday. So that's a full 8 days of freedom from school. Can you guys tell me what to say to my parents so that they don't restrict me from playing my PS4?

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Anonymous 2017-02-15 05:22:17 Post No.722523668 [Report]

ain't gonna read all this shit bye

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Anonymous 2017-02-15 04:58:00 Post No. 722522022 [Report] [View this topic]

Alright /b/, count to 10 and i'll give you all a special prize.

Prizes include (but not limited to)
>nudes
>$10 on paypal for anybody who types their email after the count is done
>me shoving various objects up my ass and posting pics (im a dude)

les' go /b/

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I win!

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I want my prize.

Put rat up your pooper

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paypal.me/megaxz

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https://m.soundcloud.com/user-234204221

Give it to me straight /b/. Should I continue?

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Anonymous 2017-02-15 05:14:31 Post No.722523178
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Anonymous 2017-02-15 05:14:31 Post No.722523178 [Report]

its good

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>>722523178
Thanks! Any tips?

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Anonymous 2017-02-15 05:29:03 Post No.722524140 [Report]

Don't know much about music. So I can't really give you any tips. All I know is that it sounds good. Followed!

Anonymous
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Anonymous 2017-02-15 05:03:18 Post No. 722522400 [Report] [View this topic]

>walk into dorm
>see this
wwyd

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Anonymous 2017-02-15 05:05:39 Post No.722522554
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>>722522400
Walk back out, I must be in the wrong room.

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>>722522400
circumcise it then fuck it raw with no lube

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>>722522400
turn 360° and walk away

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Anonymous 2017-02-15 04:57:11 Post No. 722521961 [Report] [View this topic]

Oldfag thread

Get in here roody poo's

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>>722521961
sheeeeeiit i amember dis

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Anonymous 2017-02-15 04:54:33 Post No. 722521777 [Report] [View this topic]

hey /b/,
should we tweet at JK Rowling virtue signalling that goblins in harry potter represent Jews?

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Anonymous 2017-02-15 05:06:58 Post No.722522652
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rupalaglaskamnie

god yes

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>>722522437
rupalaglaskamnie

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>>722521777
rupalaglaskamnie

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Anonymous 2017-02-15 05:08:53 Post No. 722522802 [Report] [View this topic]

Sup /b/tards.

My IQ is 176. For those of you unfamiliar with IQ, this means I have "genius-level" intelligence.

I also have synaesthesia, and absolute pitch. Things as diverse as math, music, and art come naturally to me and I get straight A's without studying much at all. I also am able to understand music at a deeper level than most people.

While most people my age spend their free time listening to mainstream music, I spend my free time listening to works such as Jerry Garcia Band's Cats Under the Stars, Frank Turner's Sleep Is for the Week and Love Ire & Song.

All this and I'm an 18 year old still in high school.

Ask me anything.

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