Faces of /b/ thread
>>722530348
>>722530348
OP is severely autistic
lets get a story/green text thread going about times you where at a party and found a drunk or passed out girl.
>>722527916
how about you start op
I dont have any for myself but I have a bunch from my wife where she was the drunk slut. Interested?
>>722527916
>be super beta ultra cuck
>have 2 friends
>Somehow one of them is a really famous cool kid at my school
>he invites me to party
>go there... still didnt humiliate myself so its all good , have a couple of drinks
>want to go to bathroom
>see passed out naked girl in a room with open door
>get in without anyone noticing
>close the door silently
>sniff her feet,pee a little on her and eat her pussy a little
>start jacking off and putting my penis in her mouth
>sweating like theres no tomorrow
>literally so nervous i can collapse on the ground
>she wakes up and starts screaming
>instantly jump out of the window like superman
>go back to party from front door so i dont become a suspect
that was 6 years ago
my and the famous kid are best friends
the girl i raped was his sister she was a 9/10
i never got caught
Feels good
NO RULES
prhedraaa
switchbladekhrist
I don't normally drink wine, but today is different. At my local liquor store, by the registers, they are selling cases of wine for 10$. It's 13.5% ABV. It tastes just fine. Bottled in 2013. Is there any reason they would be selling this wine for 0.83 USD per bottle...? Am I missing something? Every other bottle of wine in the store costs about 10$, and that is the budget stuff. Excuse my ignorance... I normally drink beer, and trash beer at that.
Nah, there's nothing wrong with it. Probably just one of those aidsflavored grapes
>>722528725
If it's white wine, then it's at the end of its life span. No doubt the owner/manager of the store has already been credited for the old stock or had it replaced by the suppliers and is trying to get a last buck or two from the product before it gets tipped down the drain. If it doesn't taste like vinegar, you've lucked out, but you're more likely to get hungover from the old batch. Just because most wine doesn't advertise an "expiry date" doesn't mean it won't go bad. Source- work at a bottle shop in Australia, just got rid of a bunch of 2012/2013 SBS to the staff for the same reason.
>>722528725
Do you get drunk with one bottle?
So some nigger refugees raped a 15yo Italian girl on her way home from school. Danke Merkel.
> 15yo
> Italian
> girl
Those are all clear signs she was asking for it
>>722530134
true
First three words that come to mind?
Is that Sharpie?
Eww, that's gross.
>>722529843
pigeon hole, biatch
lets get a feels thread going here. lets just appreciate that we still feel anything at all.
dedicated to E.W.
>>722530289
Why do you need a feels thread anon?
How big are your feet anon?
Be honest.
42
3/4 inch
>>722528564
oops. I meant 10 3/4 inch
Cans
what the fuck op, you sleep on a bare mattress?
trailer trash detected
>>722529272
Holy shit you actually did it.
Testing, Dont reply to this.
>>722529558
*Don't
>>722529558
tesint, domt repey to this
more testing
Now a testing thread
YLYL newfag edition
Is that woolie?
>>722528683
What is the most efficient way to kill myself?
Chop off your head with a machete
Difficult to do alone
>>722530147
just go out and tell a group of niggers that "i dont really think that niggers are violent at all"
In the USA you have Pepe, in Sweden we have Boll.
>>722530215
no, pepe is universal
Yeah, sure, Sweden, whatever you say. What's next, are you gonna tell me the north pole is a real place too
Hey /b/ros! Me again. Remember when I wanted to fuck my neighbor? Old thread >>722421789
said I wanted to, but he was busy all day.
Well....Pic related.....him and I just fucked. But he didn't know how to give me an orgasm...which was disappointing. He said he might ask me to come over later, and if I do I will make sure he gives me a god damn orgasm. I hate being disappointed.
>>722530088
Tits with timestamp or GTFO!
>>722530088
To answer your question from yesterday
Why is he avoiding you
>But he didn't know how to give me an orgasm...which was disappointing.
>I hate being disappointed.
All women are is men who can do nothing on their own, they cry and play victim even though they have hundreds of friends and support systems, and then they go around acting like little emperor, that if you dont inject her with heroin for free she's going to beat your ass
I cant wait until test tube babies and a good 80% of the female population is murdered
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CtY5bv-oxLE
what do now /b/?
i ordered from this cc leak
>>722529542
Repost the CC details and share the love.
>>722529542
DO IIIIT!!
Pretty sure the phone will be blocked when you get it if the CC owner reports the theft. Never card phones