lets get a story/green text thread going about times you where

>>722527916
how about you start op

I dont have any for myself but I have a bunch from my wife where she was the drunk slut. Interested?

>>722527916
>be super beta ultra cuck
>have 2 friends
>Somehow one of them is a really famous cool kid at my school
>he invites me to party
>go there... still didnt humiliate myself so its all good , have a couple of drinks
>want to go to bathroom
>see passed out naked girl in a room with open door
>get in without anyone noticing
>close the door silently
>sniff her feet,pee a little on her and eat her pussy a little
>start jacking off and putting my penis in her mouth
>sweating like theres no tomorrow
>literally so nervous i can collapse on the ground
>she wakes up and starts screaming
>instantly jump out of the window like superman
>go back to party from front door so i dont become a suspect

that was 6 years ago
my and the famous kid are best friends
the girl i raped was his sister she was a 9/10
i never got caught

Feels good

>>722528374
go

>Its a party with a bunch of band geeks
>I have a very good friend in band so I show up
>I make this shit, shots, games, etc.
>get my boys ex gf there very very wasted
>my boy gets wasted as fuck too
>she passes out in the parents bedroom
>my boy is puking his guts out half passe out in bathroom
>fuck it
>I go in the bedroom, she is probably in a dream state
>so I say "hey, hey"
>she just rolls and mumbles
>I put her hand on my cock
>swear I could feel her grip tighten
>I open her mouth with my fingers

Cont?

>>722528441
kek/10

>>722528555
One time she was drunk at a party and let everybody peer pressure her into giving some dude head infront of everybody. He busted in her mouth and took her by suprise and so she spit his jizz out and then some other dude she didn't realize was begind her jerking off busted on her face too lol. Ive got a million of em.

>>722528828
Another time she was high and let some dude start fondling her in front of a group at a party. She ended up fucking him cowgirl style on the couch in front of everybody.

Another time she was playing naked twister drunk at a party and started eating out one of the other girls that was playing and ended up letting a group of dudes jerk off all over her. Gimme a min and ill type out some more

>>722528441
r8 my greentext pls

This actually happened

>>722529125
>>722528828

You'll be divorced within 5 years

>>722529125
Another party and she was wasted and got dared to take on 2 guys at once. She obliged and ended up letting one fuck her ass in front of everybody. She's an exhibitionist when she's drunk.

>>722529258
Na been happily married for 10

>>722529490
Anyone want more?

>>722529490
post pic of that massive slut. face blanked out or whatever.

>>722529785
i like the way this guy is thinking

>>722529785
Sad to say I have none on this phone. Ive got a couple more stories though if you want em.

A friend of mine invited me to his house to watch a bunch of movies and play video games and stuff, and said there would be other women there, so I brought my sister with me. We got there and were the only two women there, but we were early and he said everyone would be coming later (there were already like 4 or 5 guys there at the time). They'd put something in our drink. You can imagine what happened after that.

ITT: Sad pathetic Betas jerk off to the idea of raping a passed out butch because it's the only way they can get their dick wet.
Kys faggots.

>>722529988
well, sure why not. decribe her. are we talking about a hottie slut or a fat fugly redneck that has no self esteem and thats why she let herself pass around like a joint?

>>722527916

Friendly reminder that fucking a passed out girl is rape

>>722530136
got them arrested or any legal charges or let those cowards walk off free?

These are the best of the best to me. She swears up and down she was drunk once and a cop pulled up on her wondering around at night and she blew him to get out of a minor in possession of alcohol charge.

Another time she was high and blew a dude in the locker room at school with another girl while a bunch of other dudes cheered them on. She swallowed cus the other girl didnt want to.

And the coup de gras, she was wasted and high at a party at her older sister's. The two of the ended up taking on 7 different guy's together over the course of the party and another girl filmed the whole thing. Sadly Ive never been able to find the video anywhere online and she doesnt have it and neither does her sister. Such is life I guess.

>>722530205
Na shes 5 foot 1, black hair, c cup tits and a solid ass. Weighs about 125lbs on any given day. Shes just a total slut when drunk lol

>>722530425
The latter, unfortunately. I live in a small town, a couple of the guys are from wealthy and influential families here. We were honestly too afraid and ashamed to go to the police, especially since our town has a horrible track record dealing with rape cases.

>>722530869
Sux. Are you at least hot?

>>722531129

holy shit i kekd, you fucking genius

>>722529988
Not one pic of this skank on your phone.. Fucking liar. I might buy it if it just a gf..But a wife of over 10 years that you seem to use as a community cum rag.. You're so full of shit.

>>722528799
yes

>>722531324
This is my work phone so no pics. All this happened when she was 17 or 18 so i didnt know her yet. Also dgaf if you believe it or not anon. Im just sharing what she's told me.

>>722530136
what happen??

>>722531558
Why are you using your work phone for 4chan? Get back to work you FUCKING slacker

>>722528799
of course cont, thats the point of the thread

>>722530136
What do you remember? Did you have to clean a bunch of cum when you came to?

>>722531558
have other people confirmed her stories or is she just making shit up cus she knows hubby likes her slut stories?

>>722530189
do you honestly believe that? honest question

>>722527916
Noice!

>>722528441
dont aprove since its supose to be your best friend and you dont even know his sister.

the story was funny though.

>>722527916
>be 17
>at friend of a friends house party
>he has hot older sister
>she brings some of her friends from uni
>she gets smashed and pukes all over the bathroom floor
>passes out
>she was wearing a short skirt and no panties
>go in to pee, see someone leaning over her
>too drunk to notice what he's doing, finish and walk out

>find out later it was the some beta no one really liked who had invited himself
>he found her laying there and had taken a razor and shaved her pubes and taken them home in a little baggie
>found out because friend saw baggie and wanted to buy some of what he thought was weed

>>722531746
Yeah ive met a few of her friends who confirmed it all and then some. And her sister confirmed the one she was involved in.

>>722531720
We didn't remember a lot. What we remembered was more like a disjointed series of brief snapshots. We have an idea of what happened (I mean, it's not that difficult to figure out really) .

>Did you have to clean a bunch of cum when you came to?

We did, yes.

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>>722532474

Fucking lost it.

>>722532791
Disgusting, terrible, but serves you right for two pairs of eyes not paying attention to your drink at a party with only guys you don't know

>>722532791
Which one of you got pregnant?

>>722533475
That's the worst part, they were my friends. I knew all but two of them really well. I'd gone over and played video games and hung out with them on dozens of occasions prior to that. I honestly never would have expected them to do something like that.

>>722533632
Neither, we both took plan b the next day.

>>722532791
well, they say that family activities makes the bonds stronger. you alright now though? since you said its a small town, i guess you seen the guys still around. how did you behave to that? did they make allusions?

>>722533723
Reeeeeeally stupid to not have reported them. Who knows how many other chicks theyve done this to. I mean you could argue pack mentality and all but Im sure if they werent afraid to prey on women in a room full of their friends theyd do it individually too.

>>722533723
Since it's a small town, you met any of them since? Like bump into them at the mall or see them at a friend's party?

Also you absolutely should have gone to the police regardless of how inept they are.

>>722533723
Has it given you issues with physical relationships since then?

>>722532474
Of all the things you could do to a passed out drunk chick, in a room that can be locked no less, he chooses to shave off her pubic hair? How fucking spastic was he?

Did your friend buy his sister's bush back?

>>722533753
We're managing. We just do our best to ignore them. They've not mentioned it once. I've unfortunately had to hang out with a couple of them on different occasions since we have lots of friends in common.

>>722533925
>>722533961
It's not about ineptitude on their behalf, more corruption and general scumbagishness. I have done my best to warn my friends about them though.

>>722534007
It did for a little, not anymore though thankfully.

>>722527916
>be me, two years ago
>19
>me and 4 other friends are invited to some house party
>2 of my friends were chad tier so it was no surprise, they were bros though
>we'rs there for like 3 hours
>2 AM
>party isn't dying down so we decide to start leaving
>only 3 of us regroup
>where the fuck is chad #2
>we go into the house basement and see that he's fucking the shit out of some barely conscious girl
>ask him wtf he's doing and he turns toward us
>asks if we wanna try
>chad #1 says fuck yeah
>other normie friend says fuck yeah
>a bit hesitant but i say fuck yeah as well
>we each begin take turns slamming her and turning her vagoo into a beef sandwich
>my turn comes up
>being cheered on i thrust in too hard and she gasps and sees me and my dick full throttle inside her
>she screams
>friends alright cleared the fuck out
>i run upstairs and through and entire crowd without pants and an erect cock
>jump into friend's car
>floor it

Flawless victory

>>722532474

Who has pubic hair? Was this in 1978?

>>722535178
>Who has pubic hair?
not her anymore...

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Already archived. Cyber police gon fuck you guys up.

>>722535571

shittiest bait i've ever seen

>be 16 year old me
>older sister takes me to party
>both get wasted
>she goes upstairs with some college guy
>I'm playing beer pong and things start getting hazy
>?????
>Sister wakes me up
>All lights are off and people are gone
>it's like 4:30am
>my ass hurts
>go to bathroom
>ass burns. BAD
>wipe
>gobs of jizz and streaks of blood
>ride home in silence with sister
>butt hole burns for 2 days

And that's the story of how I was anally raped at 16 and have no idea who did it

>Flawless victory
Flawless AF

>>722536554

girl or boy?

>>722535178
oh.. you're not old enough to touch a vagina, are you?

wait a sec
this exact post was made yesterday already

>>722537898
Not op but im assuming a guy did it

>>722538225
Op has found a new kink, let him have it faggat

>>722538307
no you dumb shit, are you a boy or girl?

does op have a vagina

>>722538371
Im a boy, but as clearly stated before, Im not OP 'you dumb shit'

>>722537898
like it matters to you fag

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>>722538225

>>722538441
op refers to the original poster in the thread not the comments you fuckin neet

>>722528441
she would have recognized you cucky

Sorry

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>>722528441
Ohhhhh snap

>be me, at a party
>flirting with cute girl
>we dance and make out a little
>i get talking to my friend out fishing
>cute girl says she's going into the bedroom
>i say okay ill catch up in a bit
>finish my fishing story
>go into room
>cute girl is passed out on bed with shirt on but no pants
>tap tap tap this thing on?
>nothing
>gently slap her check with the back of my hand to see if she moves
>Nothing
>roll her onto side
>stil breathing
>lock the door from the inside and then pull it shut as i slip out of the bedroom
>she is now safely locked inside and won't get raped by me or any other mongoloid faggot

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>>722538307

>>722538972
how is that funny?

>>722538972
samefag

>>722527916
>Was at party.
>Found drunkenly passed out girl.
>Put a blanket on her and let everyone know where she was crashing.
>Go back to partying with other people.

>>722538307
Kek

>>722538371
You're pretty stupid.

>>722539316
your a stupid wanker

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>>722527916
>be 13 yo me
>staying at Aunties house as my parents are away out
>walk past 18 yo cousins room who was out that night partying, shes past out drunk in bed
>tights hanging out of her string vest top
>i reach in and touch her boob, very nervous
>i lean in and suck her nipple for a full minute until its hard in my mouth
>she twicths, I freak out and sneak out frantically with a huge erection

>be me, freshman in college
>girlfriend attending different college, also freshman
>realize when i get to school that dating a girl 1000 miles away is a horrible idea, even though the day before i was like ready to marry her
>she tells me she's going to a party
>I'm like whatever have fun
>4 AM text from gf
>i just woke up naked in a bathtub and i have no idea where i am or how i got here
>is your pussy sore?
>n-no.. okay yes.
> welp, you should probably call 911, and then don't call me again because you're not officially dumped.

turns out she was at another college 45 mins away. doesn't ever remember going, who's room she was , or anything. For all she knows she fucked 100 niggers that night.

>>722538951
cont pls!!!

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>>722538307

Holy Shit Anon.. That Was Fucking Dumb!

>>722539488
>you're not officially dumped
the fuck is that meant to mean ya thick cunt?

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Incoming Pasta:

> be at house party
> tight little blonde is there
> it's a small gathering
> gets down to just four of us
> buddy takes other girl to bedroom
> leaves me with tight little blonde
> she's wasted.. and bored..
> says we can fuck.. but it doesn't mean anything
> we take our pants off and she starts riding me on the couch
> I think she came.. Then just held onto me while I pumped up
> I ask if she's on the pill
> no response..
> lift her head a bit
> passed out
> dick becomes diamonds for some reason
> thrust a bit more and pump my load into her
> decide to pass out too with her on top of me
> wake up to a strange sensation around 4am
> then I realize what woke me up..
> this drunk chick is pissing herself and by extension on me!
> I'm in disbelief.. Pick her up (only 110lbs or so)
> lay her over the arm of the love seat
> come back from wiping myself off to her ass and pussy still bent over the seat
> fuckit.. Technically I rape her from behind at this point
> grab my pants and leave her behind with two deposits of cum in her

Actually fucked this girl sober a couple of times too later on in the year. Hot little trashball she was. Kek

>>722531747
not the same person but its the truth

IRL you guys would get your necks broken for the shit being posted here

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>>722538951
You're a good man

>>722540098
That rodent was probably too big for it to eat. Even with an unhinged jaw, it would be too big of a bite for it.

>>722539488
>>722539796
whoops. typo. NOW officially dumped.

I brought a girl I met through the classifieds to a party once. We both got drunk and ended up fucking in a room fairly early. I found out later a bunch of guys ran a train on her in the bathroom.

>>722527916
Always wanted to know the story of this pic.

>>722541111
Nice quads.
Also probably a drunken threesome.

>>722527916
Be at my apartment at college. Partying with ten friends and their rooms. Sitting next to a tall, thin girl. Start kissing on her and playing with her tits. Go back to her dorm room and make out. Next day found out she was a lesbian testing if she liked guys. Good times...

>>722541111
>>722541189
but who was phone

>be 18
>beta doesn't cover it
>be delta
>talk to this guy called freddy once because school work
>get invited to his party
>freddy had a russian grandpa so he thinks he can speak the language
>knows like three words
>because of this he thinks hes friends with ivan
>ivan is an exchange student
>ivan is from ukraine
>ivan hates freddy
>kek
>in math ivan tells me, in broken ass english
>"freddy heff parti bicuz he vant to fuck free"
>how do you know who i am and why are you talking to me
>i tell him parties can be expensive
>ivan.exe is not responding
>watisgoingon.jpeg
>"is girl named free"
>i tell myself this kid has lost his marbles
>i was wrong
(cont.)

>>722532474
>taken a razor and shaved her pubes

I've done this before. My previous wife and I would do ecstasy with her 2 17yo babysitters. One night the pretty blonde of the two passed out not wearing pants. Noticed she was hairy and fixed it with a razor. When she woke up she was surprised and laughed it off.

>>722534944
Fucking laughed out loud

>>722534816
Why don't you just have them killed

>>722529125
pics of wife?

One night my wife and I bring home a hot little blonde stripper from where my wife is a bartender. Drink some more, may have smoked something. Me and blondie start heavy making out while wife watches while nursing a drink. Finally get to the point where I'm going to put it her. Then wife says "Hold up a sec". And ask "Why?". She says "Well shes passed out and I'm kind of uncomfortable with the way this is going." So, I get up and sodomize my wife. Not what I really wanted but good nonetheless.

>>722541827
>>freddy had a russian grandpa so he thinks he can speak the language
>>knows like three words
>>because of this he thinks hes friends with ivan
>>ivan is an exchange student
>>ivan is from ukraine
>>ivan hates freddy
Fucking gold

>>722527916

>Be 16
>Be at friend's party
>See bitch lying on bed
>Bitch is drunk
>Take my chance and fuck bitch
>Shit was tight
>Bust my load just as friend walks in
>Asks me wtf I'm doing
>He's dragging me out the door
>I'm asking what his problem is
>"You were fucking my dog, m8!"
>No longer friends
>He calls weeks later
>Dog is pregnant, she missed her puppy-period
>Wtf thought she was on the pill
>Also gave me worms

Slut

>>722541827
(cont.)

>go to freddy because i didnt even know where this party was
>got adress
>got the date
>(hacker voice) im in.
>time to go, but wait
>"by the way whos free?"
>freddy fucking pushes me up against the lockers
>his elbow across my neckbeard
>"dont you dare get fucking near her, yhear me?"
>somehow i have found a sore spot in this alpha males ego
>"ok lol"
>go home to computer
>some facebook stalking later
>free is apparently this dutch girl named frederique (fucking spelling idk)
>nicenickname.gif.jpg
>"ding"
>get message from ivan
>why are you fucking messaging me now
>"we get free drunk yes?"
>what do i even respond to that
>"yeah lol"
>nailed it
(cont.)

>be 16 and just have new license but nowhere to go so i'm alone on a friday nnight
>midnight my phone rings, it's my 19 y/o sister's best friend
>"anon you have to come down to (local party) and pick her up, she's too drunk"
>grumble and drive to the party
>get inside and wander around looking for sis or her friend but there's no sign
>her friend finally finds me after maybe twenty minutes and leads me to an upstairs bedroom
>my sister is passed out, nude, on a bed, multiple shots of cum on her from eyes to cunt
>we clean her the best we can with a towel from the bathroom, get her dressed, and carry her to my car
>stow her in the backseat, thank her friend, and drive my sister home while diamonds the entire goddamn time

>>722543635
that's hot as fuck

>just got back from vacation
>was staying at fuckbuddy on vacation
>lots of cocaine and sex
>go to house party the day I'm back
>numbers die down to few people near the end
>2 sluts (1 which I previously lost my virginity to)
>the one that is untouched my my benis dances and grinds on me
>she wants to fuk
>go to bathroom to see if my dick works after the cocaine and sex just the night before this
>benis.exe has stopped working
>leave

>>722543862
Lamest shit I've ever ead

>>722543127
cont?

>>722544214
That's the point friend

>>722543824
Right? I swear I had never thought of her sexually til then, maybe just a mild curiositya bout her body, but seeing her like that? After obviously being used by at least three guys, judging by the loads? I haven't been able to stop fantasizing about her since then tbh

>>722544280
of course, why do you even ask

>>722544413

Could have made it 4

>>722543127
(cont.)

>next day
>walking in hallway
>"theres my russian friend!"
>look over shoulder
>see ivan with a face containing anger measuring up to at least 7 gigahitlers
>freddy goes in for hug
>i swear to god freddy is fucking retarded, but he has party so people think hes cool i guess
>ivan doesnt hug back because freddy is a fucking asshole
>dis gon be gud
>before it can be gud girl walks by
>its free
>her facebook profile was shit, she was fucking perfect
>could tell she was dutch, cause dam
>before freddy notices ivan goes in for kill
>hugs free, says "hello" in accent thicker than bowl of oatmeal
>OFUCK.psd
>freddy realises whats happening
>the unbridled rage in freddys eyes is glorious
>doesnt go ballistic because ivan is probably the only friend he thinks he has lol
>"yo ivan lets go"
>they all go
>i see frees ass as they leave
>godalmighty.jpeg

(cont.)

>>722544380
I'm sorry. I'm drunk.

>>722544531
Really want to see this Free bint

>>722543095
kek

>>722527916
my sister passed out last night
http://miz.im/wincest

>>722544479
Who says I didnt?

>>722544531
why's it taking you over fifteen minutes to write so little you fucking homosexual

>>722544531
(cont.)

>friday
>night of party
>roll up to freddys place
>its packed
>where did all these people come from
>i swear these people dont exist and only come out when somebody says "im having a party"
>nevermind these normies
>ivan is sitting on couch
>ivan is sweating
>ivan is mumbling some shit
>"hey ivan"
>ivan looks up to me and breaks out of the trance he was in
>"hello anon"
>"are you okay"
>no response
>that probably means he is okay
>freddy is nowhere to be seen
>"have you seen freddy?"
>"i took care of him"
>what the fuck is that supposed to mean
>"haha yeah"
>flawless anon

(cont.)

>>722544986
because hes an awful writer obviously

>>722527916
>New Years eve 2005
>Friend holding a party
>he's assistant fire chief
>his wife is thin, short blond hair, runners body, small tits
>Everyone drinking except him (he's on call)
>11:00 he gets a call for an accident
>knows I'm drunk and tells me to sleep over in guest bedroom
(poor bastard spent New Years Eve pulling a dead body out of a car wreck, but I digress)
>About 2:00 I stagger upstairs and into his bedroom, crawl under covers fully clothed and pass out
>wake up around 4:00 in the morning
>friend's wife is spooning me
>she's completely naked
>arm around my waist, leg hooked over mine
>squirm myself loose
>find spare bedroom and pass out again
>wake up few hours later
>sneak out
>she never mentioned a thing about it

>>722527916
THIS IS NOT CONSENT THIS GIRL IS GETTING GANGRAPED!!!! I AM CALLING THE COPS AND GETTING THIS WEBSITE SHUT DOWN!!!!!

THIS IS TO FAR!!!!!

>>722544531
Moar

>be 15 and bored at grandmother's place
>my cousin (14) is there
>it's fucking hot outside
>cousin is wearing bloomers and a little tank top
>no bra
>trying to cover hard on for like 2 hours
>she falls asleep on the couch
>immediatley take some pictures
>after 10 minutes i decide to make a move
>grab gently the left boob
>no response
>at this point grandmother goes to sleep
>take dick out
>start to jack of like it was my last
>she turn her butt towards me
>ohshitshesawake.jpg
>she's still sleeping
>decide to end it
>keep fapping for another 2 minutes
>ended up cumming on her butt and legs
>after one hour she wakes up
>cum is dry
>no one noticed

>>722545248
(cont.)

>free is at party too of course
>free stumbles in to living room where couch is
>there is no way she can be this drunk
>sees ivan smiling
>the mumbling starts again
>hear the word "break" through "EDM party mix 2016 - Extra Long" because thats the only music that exists at parties apparently
>this kid has actually lost his marbles
>free crawls up the stairs
>half the room staring at her ass
>the other half is female or gay
>ivan stands up
>still mumbling
>what the fuck is going on here
>hes moving towards the stairs
>freddy comes in just as drunk as free with a thousand yard stare
>tries to get to stairs
>ivan pushes freddy and he is fucking out
>people wondering if hes dead
>ivan looks at free up the stairs
>hes still mumbling

(cont.)

I've cummed on my wife's little sister too many times to count. She used to stay over a lot. Always got drunk and passed out. At her house I've cummed in her shampoo, face wash, leftover food, on her panties, pretty much anywhere I could think of.

>>722546299

Pics or it didn't happen

>>722546299
how about inside her?

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>>722546299
HAHAHAHAAH you came everywhere except inside her.

>>722545990
POST FASTER

>At some regular party in some apartment in the >city
>place is quit big
>One of the bedroom is use as a Cloakroom
>Bed is full of clothes and motorcycle helmet
>Later in the night friends are leaving and ask >me if i want to go
>I live near by so i say I'm gonna stay for a bit >longer
>I don't know anybody else in the party
>Decide to leave go to the cloakroom/bedroom >to grab my stuff
>See a passed out hot girl on the bed
>She lay on my jacket and i need to move her to >get it
>Realize she is fucking wasted and impossible >to wake up
>Realize the bedroom is really far from the rest >of the place and the door have a lock
>Lock the door
>Turn off the main light
>Lay in the bed next to her
>She's very hot and dressed like slut with a very >short and tight blue dress with flakes
>Move her so she face my way
>Fap furiously and cum everywhere
>Few drops lands on her dress
>Box of tissue nest to the bed (nice)
>Get my stuff
>Leave

>>722546712

inb4 tree fiddy or belair

>>722546711
Correct

>>722545990

(cont.)

>they are both on upper floor now
>im following because this is giving me the heebie jeebies
>free makes a right into a bedroom
>ivan follows free
>i follow ivan
>he's mumbling his own name and a bunch of other stuff
>this guy is a fucking murderer i swear to god
>free bumps into wall because shes like a fucking paraplegic toddler thats how drunk she is
>shes so fucking hot though holy shit what i would do to her
>lose track of them
>suddenly think that ivan has some nikola tesla ukrainian teleportation powers
>remember nikola tesla was serbian
>now im the shitlord
>they went in to some room
>makes more sense lol
>music in background is gone because speakers are far away
>hear voice through door now
>its ivan
>hes speaking normally now
>ohfucksomethingsgoingon.mkv
>"ivan...free"
>these ukrainians are fucking crazy
>open door quietly because im literally fearing for frees life
>free is naked
>free is passed out
>shes so hot though
>i hear "...to break..."
>"what the fuck ivan? what are you doing?"
>ivan teleports over to me
>is he serbian now lol
>stranglehold
>cant breathe
>thisishowidie.docs
>i finally hear what hes been mumbling

>"Ivan to break free"
>"Ivan to break free"

>I want to break free from your lies, you're so self satisfied I don't need you"

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>>722546809
weak

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>>722547344
AHAHAHAH king ahahahahahah

>>722538951
What a great human being

>>722547366
Damn it anon

>>722547366
epic

>>722547366
and the cunt finishes with dubs
D E V I L I S H

>>722547366

Well, at least it wasn't tree fiddy or belair

>>722547366
called it

>>722547366
1/10

>>722547366
Fuck ivan

every time there's an unnecessary detail about someone's unusually nickname or some bullshit, it makes it pretty obvious what's coming.

>hanging out with 2 buddies and one of their girlfriends
>he treats her like shit
>we're all smoking and drinking
>she has way too much
>buddy asks if we want to see her tits
>we do. she's so trashed she show's us them
>let's us each grab a handful
>he asks if we want our dicks sucked
>we do but she says no
>he takes his dick out and puts it near her face
>she refuses at first but starts sucking
>buddy tells us to get our dicks out so she can suck ours too
>we do, she does
>proceed to run train on her and take turns fucking her for pretty much the next 3 hours
>we continue to smoke and drink throughout
>she passes out and wakes up a few times during
>she came many many times
>we each came on her her face or in her mouth. I came twice, her bf once, our other buddy 3 times

>>722538951
A real human bean.

>>722548007
I didn't know Sherlock Holmes wore a fedora. faggot.

>>722538951
>tap, tap, tap, this thing on?
I am laughing so fucking hard right now. Also, good job for being a decent human being.

>>722541827
Did Freddy get fingered?

>Army fag, living in barracks
>Weekend, during the day
>PFC Anon comes to my room, with a (young) woman
>we 3 share my beers, she gets hammered
>PFC Anon and I strip her down, splitroast time
>She gets fucked like a whore, PFC Anon and I finish with her
>Get her dressed, PFC Anon takes her home
>In exchange for my beers, I got to splitroast a (young) woman in my barracks room, never saw her again

>>722547366
noice

>>722547366
Haha, nice m8

>>722549226
and society exists no?

>once found a girl passed out on a bench
>she's half naked
>bring her home and force her to eat an entire bowl of eggs

>>722528799
Continue

>>722551088
Lazy meme is lazy

>>722550851
For now.

>unemployed
>neeting at my close friends apartment for a few weeks
>she's having some get together with her friends
>chilling in her room playing Battlefield avoiding them cuz I'm shy af around people I dont know
>everyone eventually leaves
>I leave my haven
>start to help her clean up all the food/mess etc.
>Ask me if I want to take a few shots
>she's already a bit buzzed, but I'm like w/e and join her
>eventually move on to pong since the table is set up
>fill them with shots instead of beer
>blow her the fuck out
>talking shit, & she's clearly fucked up now
>finish up cleaning after while & eventually chill on the couch & watch TV
>doesn't take long before she's out like a light
>eventually have to move her since the couch is where I sleep
>not strong enough
>just going to sleep in her bed
>suddenly realize she didn't stir that entire time
>get ballsy
>slap her ass a little
>no movement
>just start on full groping
>literally in heaven thinking of the possibilities
>after double checking again, Immediately scoot up her skirt and move her thong to the side
>start spreading her cheeks & playing with her delcious pooper
>eventually want to try fucking her
>want her rosebud, but I'm not stupid enough to risk it
>spit on my dick and slowly start squeezing it in for a while
>she moves a little, but barely moves
>in so much fucking bliss I eventually just start pile driving her cheeks and eventually pull out and cum on her butt
>clean her up, pull her skirt back down & bask in the moment
>Try to fuck her mouth later but it's really uncomfortable cause of teeth and angling
>she woke up with a hangover like nothing happened
Only thing I regret is I never tried to get in her butt, too risky though

Pure fucking gold

>>722547366
10/10

>>722547366
Nice man

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drunk pussy is best pussy

>>722540023

Actually...Most rapes that occur in that fashion are by jocks. Beta's aren't in the position to attend these parties.

So it very well be a crime that they CAN'T commit due to circumstances, but alphas do it all the time, and rarely suffer severe punishment.

>>722538553
Actually, it depends on context - Not OP, but it is context sensitive. It can refer to a specific comment that lead to a chain of comments, or the author of the thread.

>>722549270
that
>(young)
sounds really suspicious

>>722553779
Pretty much, fall into the beta category, but I was l lucky enough to have close friends who were popular

>>722534944


I SMELL BULLSHIT. you left your wallet with id??? Not to smart or didnt happen at all