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How do you guys get GF's? I have been doing the following but it has not been working out well.
>Go to different stores through out the week
>Look for places with cute girls
>get names from receipts or hang out till I hear some one call their name
>Look them up on facebook to see if they are single, their hopes and dreams etc
>Sometimes spend hours going through facebook to make sure there is a facial match with said person if I don't get a name
>Have fake account to send friend request if I need more information
>Fake account has 100's of friends in local area
>Finally hit on them
>always its "sorry I have a BF" or "ohh noo sorry"

I am approaching the 40 rejection mark, at least 30 of those I knew for sure they were single.

What other ways can I get a GF?
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>>722520238
Let's go ahead and say everything you're doing is wrong
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>>722520393
Only if they found out I was doing that, I have seen people within 30 seconds of meeting exchange numbers. I am just making sure they are single first so they don't think I am creepy for hitting on all the female employees
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Well, you've got me. You're hitting all the marks, I have no idea what's going on. Maybe you could try following them home and staking the place out for a few days to see how they live?

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I live in a third world country.
I'm stopped in an alley by a mugger.
Guns are Illegal in my country.
I have a pistol anyway.
I shoot the fucker.
I leave the scene.
How likely is it that they will find out it is me?
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>>722519480
By confessing what you did on the internet.
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>>722519549
Hypothetically of course.
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>>722519480
What country?

If your local police department is a joke, you'll be fine. And good on you for wasting a mugger.

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Dubs opens box.
Do you know what's inside?
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>>722520565
Probably some weaboo shit
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>>722520764
No shit.
Although fuck them for smashing the box.
Also, fucking 500 yen. I paid more than that.
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I bet it's a huge buttplug for OPs faggot asshole.

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Pick one. Which? Why?
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up
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>>722520244
I like her gold watch
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>>722521133
pic related

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alright /b/ i need some expert advice, im at college right now and i live in an apartment style dorm with private bedrooms and a living space, i have one roomate and he erks my every fucking last nerver, doesnt clean up after himself; leaves week old syrup on a plate and will literally never clean it. he smokes fucking cigarrets inside and it smells like fucking nigger. ive talked to this bitch a couple times each time he says he will clean up and shit, its come to the point where i cant eat fucking dinner because there are no plates or cups or silverware. what the fuck can i do /b/ help
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I don't know about the rules of the college/country you're living in but if it was me I'd work my ass off to get my own apartment and pay the full rent myself just so I can stay alone in the place I'm living in.
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>>722521359
since its my freshman year i have to live on campus so im stuck with this shit for like half a semester
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Keep on set of everything you need in your own room and just clean that. Fuck the res 1 cup sppon bowl fork plate and knife... Let him figre out the rest

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H/fur: Revengeance
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How the hell am I supposed to beat her? She's way too powerful for me.
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I'd try not to get punched in the head, she seems pretty strong
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if u can dodge a ball u can dodge a fist

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guys with moms
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> Knife, fishing, saw and wilson
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>>722519803
>Knife
>Fishing rod
>Hunting rifle
>Saw

How many bullets come with the rifle?
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Fishing rod
Tent
Flare gun
Inflatable gun
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>>722520303
inflatable raft *

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any rich guy so kind to gift me for honor?
i am poor and cant afford it
http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198302704805/
thanks
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>>722520947
no.
Asking multiple times won't get you it either.
although /b/egging is quite probable
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>>722520947 clearly you could ask some point. I can't even afford the pc to run it
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>>722521120
gotcha. PLEASEEE I BEG I AM POOR *gets on his knees*

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Did you guys know that 4chan auto-censors Credit Card info?

xxxx-xxxxx-xxxxxxx xxx
See ^^^
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>>722520318
Didn't work, I can see your CC#

Newfag. Hope you like Dragon Dildoes.
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>>722520411
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It has a strong smell
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but heroin is made of stalks
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>>722520636
tao lin?
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that's a poppy plant.

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>right click on my image
>View image info
>security tab
Post results.
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20005 times
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>>722521198
how to in chrome
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>>722521422
>not using Firefox
Why even bother

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7 and 9 get next pic
Trips get noodz dumped
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Spread those lips
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>>722520895

gtfo, post pics or leave
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Win

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I keep seeing her used as bait.
Only the newest of newfags don't know who this is.

Anyway, Eliza Thread.
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>>722519822
I have the nudes, no you can't have them.
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>>722519872
Don't need them. Also have them. Well, one of them at least.
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Hi im newest of newfags.
Q:Who is this?
A:Eliza?
Q:Story?

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