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I broke my leg in a car accident and now I need surgery to fix my leg but the problem is, no surgeon at this hospital will perform the surgery without anaesthesia (I'm straight edge so I refuse to be drugged) Where can I find a surgeon that will? Or willl I be fine without surgery? My leg doesn't look deformed or anything.
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you need fucking anaesthesia or you will go into shock or some shit
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Find some exmilitary doctor to do it.....probably not legal, but I assume they can fix you up.
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>>744367841
your an idiot
probably die from gangrene
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Please guys help me to find IRL straght shota
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yTPcY-CuuCs
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>>744365861
of course its jodorowsky. why wouldnt it have been that chilean faggot. ugh. time to go for my 4am jog after not sleeping all night. let's hope i get shot by niggers and die so i never have to encounter faggotry like op's again
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>>744366522
what's wrong, friendo?
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>>744366731
nothing, really. i was just shitposting for fun
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does someone knows the old porn website "makstrip" im searching the intro video?
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>>744368175
Please!
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i know it but dont have the video
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makstrip.com?
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I'll be the new Elliot Rodger.
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a supreme gentleman wouldnt post on /b/. youve already failed.
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Well hurry the fuck up and go out and beat the score you faggot
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is it wrong to name a dog bitch?
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>>744368025
it's just a fucking dog, so no
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No, get out of here you commie fucker.
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No because it is a bitch.
It's like calling a cat, "Cat".
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Nier thread
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*opens thread*
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ok
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>>744367804
this kills the thread?
Hey Anus-Lovers,
I'm looking for some nice close up pictures of assholes. Doesn't matter if they are spreaded or closed.
So post your favourite pictures :)
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I was raised by my aunt in Texas,. Both my parents died when I was a child. I went to American schools, graduated from an American college, married a pretty American blonde, and have 2 young children. I've paid taxes and done my civic duty since I was 18.
Last week, my aunt told me that my parents were illegals, and I might be deported because of Trump's anti-DACA stance.
What do? I know no foreign language, don't know anything about my parent's home country, and didn't even know they were foreigners.
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>>744368049
Eat some beans bro. Beans make a person happy.
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Get fucked bitch.
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>>744368049
they wouldn't deport you just like that if you have something to imput into the country, there's nothing to worry about, you're not a parasite and you went and graduated and have children as well as paying taxes
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so /b/
i have many mental disorders for a start and have been through fucked shit so i dont work and get money through government and drug dealing, i only feel motivated to do anything when im on drugs, mainly morphine but also take GHB, ritalin (helps me focus as i have adhd) etc etc, i have literally noticed i wake up everyday thinking i wish i was in bed with a hot chick basically, i have no motivation to do anything now because whats the point in doing anything? i could never go to uni or doing work with a lot of socializing as i have AS, both conditions been diagnosed from a young age, someone with AS is VERY different to a normal child growing up before i get the durpy durp mental illness isnt real crap
tl:dr i want a female but i also take drugs, why do i have no motivation anymore
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An hero'ing sounds right up your alley.
Why don't you give it a try?
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i know there are people on /b/ with some answers for me like "oh yh you feel like that because morphine does this and you want chicks because when that happens something else happens" etc etc
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>>744367781
implying youre not a scumbag
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Ask an employee of Subway for the last year anything
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>>744368243
No one wants to hear about how we make our bread and bake fresh cookies every day?
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Did you know we're having a sale this month on steak sandwiches? It's pretty popular!
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>>744368243
What was the weirdest customer you had so far?
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New Norwegian ad in Europe, cheap flights to USA lol
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that is indeed cheap.
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Give it a few years and they'll wish they had cops like the US
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>>744368245
Can confirm this is the majority of small town cops in America. The police from major cities, however... The exact kind you'll like come across as a tourist... Are not fat slobs. Many are Iraq and Afghanistan vets who treat their job as that of an occupying force.
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Boost my ego
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You look like you have aids
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you look a bit like my left nut after nutting and having aids
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>>744368264
You seem like a nice guy. I'd share a beer with you
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My luggage was lost while traveling which contained all my clothes, electronics, and a few watched. I don't really care about those things, but it also had my antique fingerbox which my grandfather passed down to me. I'm looking for a replacement and am wondering if pic is a good one. It's expensive I know...wondering if it is worth it.
Also, share your boxes and stories
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I forgot what you do with a fingerbox, mind telling me again?
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>>744367653
You put your finger in it
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>>744367653
How the fuck do you forget what a fingerbox does?
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would you fuck my arsehole b?
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>>744366615
I ate some food that might have gone bad and this image just might put me over the edge and make me vomit
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not gay, so no, I wouldn't. Put your mom's panties back in the laundry anon.
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>>744366728
Not my mum's
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Hi /b/ How can I permenantly remove hair from my body?
Also penis rate thread
#nohomo
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>>744368132
8/8
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>>744368132
Step 1: Liberally apply castor oil to the area of skin where you don't want to grow hair back.
Step 2: Light oil on fire and let your skin burn until no hair will grow back
Step 3: Put the fire out. Or don't. No one cares if you live or die anyway.
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>>744368132
I don't know but I want to suck you